🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Johnny Clyde Cash]

 

[gaystoner]

Nothing Alberto has posted has confirmed anything he has said

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Ralph no... please no...

 

[Lidl Drip]

Ralph clarifies on previous tweet.


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[MirnaMinkoff]

Couldn’t be more fake. Women simply don’t see dick pics and go “I want that”. Dick pics are the antithesis to what women want and anyone who thinks women are turned on by them are just exposing themselves as male brained.

Congrats on all the gay men in your DMs Ralph!

They’ve even done primate studies. Nothing makes female gorillas move away faster than a male gorilla trying to show off an erection, though it will get the interest or ire of other males.

The only people who like dick pics are gay men.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

His new career as a babydicked male performer could legitimately be his next move.

If Ralph had the humility to admit his dick is tiny, and let people pay to insult him over it, at least he’d be making money on what everyone’s been saying for years anyway.

Why not, Ralph?

 

[HahaYes]

At least he's straight up admitted he's keen on Alex Coal because of the resemblance to Meigh. It'd be kind of sad if it wasn't so funny.

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[Lidl Drip]

At least he's straight up admitted he's keen on Alex Coal because of the resemblance to Meigh. It'd be kind of sad if it wasn't so funny.
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Fucking vile. I bet he thinks that Pantsu should feel flattered too that he is jerking off to someone who resembles her. Unhinged behavior.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

At least he's straight up admitted he's keen on Alex Coal because of the resemblance to Meigh. It'd be kind of sad if it wasn't so funny.
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It's like he wants to deal with another restraining order. God damn Ralph, lol.

 

[Marche]

Why are people paying to see Ralphs penis?

 

[Salvatore Leone]

Did anyone record the Twitter space? Ralph was live using the KillstreamLive account and talked to some paypig and denied posting the horse nude to /cow/.

 

[Booby Jones]

Why are people paying to see Ralphs penis?

Because there's nothing more deviant or sexually depraved on this earth than a gay male.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Did anyone record the Twitter space? Ralph was live using the KillstreamLive account and talked to some paypig and denied posting the horse nude to /cow/.

Dats not truuuuu I could not have posted the horses noods it must’ve that Mexican who buttfucked her while I watched

 

[Vanquished Phoenix]

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Time to die.

 

[AltisticRight]

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Time to die.

And when you see Ethan Ralph, you get as dry as the Sahara.

 

[fridgesama]

Did anyone record the Twitter space? Ralph was live using the KillstreamLive account and talked to some paypig and denied posting the horse nude to /cow/.

I would also like to hear this, I caught the tail end of what you're talking about but the space was going on for an hour before that.

Suverok caught it last time but he wasn't sniping this one sadly.

 

[Dona Morte]

 

[Hungry Fox]

Ralph really doesn't have a more professional looking headshot for his twitter pic than his fat lumpy face in front of a green screen?

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph really doesn't have a more professional looking headshot for his twitter pic than his fat lumpy face in front of a green screen?

professional lol who are we talking about here he's a fat retard on the internet how professional does he need to be

 

[Hungry Fox]

professional lol who are we talking about here he's a fat retard on the internet how professional does he need to be

lmao you're right. the fuck was I thinking. not even ralph pretends to be anything more than some drugged-out washed-up has-been nowadays.