More post-jail sightings megathread

[Baked Al-Aqsa]

Nice to see that Virginia is still for lovers.

 

[Mary Lee Walsh]

Y’all just fuckin know as soon as Chris found out he was allowed back at Branchland he got an instant massive boner

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

Your rapist son is back home with his victim.

Please tell me that we don't have confirmation that Chris and Barb are back living in the same house together.

Barb should be under care from a non-incest-rapist son.

 

[ImagineTheSmell]

What's your excuse incels?

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Call Chris whatever you want, but you can never truly question his persistence.

 

[Terrorist]

When Chris Chan turned 40 in jail, the Russo-Ukrainian war started.

A (((Bearstein))) agent meddling in global affairs...what else is new?

 

[DavidFerrie]

Late to the thread but oh well...

 

[Megagi La Skunk]

Manifestation, Law of Attraction, Law of Assumption...it's all real. The zoom zooms on TikTok aren't making stuff up in their head, it's a real ability that anyone can work with, even Christian Weston Chandler who we all know isn't really a goddess or a reincarnation of Jesus Christ.

You have power. Use it.

I just hate he actually used manifesting

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

What's his next move I wonder.

Missionary cowgirl.

 

[beautiful person]

He's home.
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Oh boy...

Idk why these people don't have some sort of social worker assigned to them. Or is Virginia too broke for that shit?

When will it end?

When Barb dies, duh.

Cole, your mother is being raped by your brother, if there was ever a time for an honor killing, it is now.

Lol, he has no love for Barb.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Chris just needs another romp in the sack with his fuckin mother apparently.

Also he must have gotten a pretty nice nest egg when he got out of jail to get a car in this market.

 

[biglurker]

I really really REALLY hope that this is just Chris picking his shit up to move into a group home.

 

[SpergPatrol]

I really really REALLY hope that this is just Chris picking his shit up to move into a group home.

I am sorry to burst your bubble, but if Chris had the charges dropped, they are definitely moving back in because no one else is going to house them at this stage.

 

[Fellen]

So he's back in his disgusting house. I can't imagine what state the house is in at this point in time.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Well the motherfucker actually made it home. He has truly just won.

Just as planned?

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

When Chris and Barb finally unite at 14 Branchland Court

 

[verymuchawful]

I dunno what the big deal is, the Barbussy probably isn't even that good.

 

[Merton J. Dingle]

Does this mean that on top of having his tugboat pile up for at least part of the time that he was in jail that Chris has further profited from getting 14 Branchland Ct. all to himself?

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

Be pretty meta if @Marvin came back to cuck Chris by stealing his mom.

Imagine, if you will: Being able to say “I got Christian Weston Chandler’s sloppy seconds.”

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

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Can anyone translate what Chris is saying?

I wonder why he has so many coins that he is going to the Coinstar machine. Maybe he's cashing in some hoard of valuable coins Bob collected for face value?