More post-jail sightings megathread

[Black Yoshi]

I dunno what the big deal is, the Barbussy probably isn't even that good.

But it's the only poon he can get for free...

 

[Friendly Potato]

I dunno what the big deal is, the Barbussy probably isn't even that good.

Yeah, but a bent duck is perfectly shaped to stimulate the G-Spot and produce Earth shaking squirting orgasms!

 

[Wuhan Wet Market]

My question is to everyone in here: without mentioning where you live do you think your home state would have ruled the same way?

no. where i am from he would not have seen the light of day. big bubba might have had him sorted out

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

So I guess there is no protective order in place?

He ain't even using it for his duck. Barb is getting railed.

 

[Optimus Prime]

The final proof that the state has washed its hands of Chris. Unbelievable.

On the plus side this means no more barriers between OPL and content, if there is any to be had. Heaven knows that he's 100% going to be trying to set up going to any pony convention, if not a convention in general, to make up for lost time.

I do not consider him to have gotten off without any consequences, he did spend two years imprisoned and subjected to a mental evaluation by somebody that wasn't enabling his fantasies. He was finally cut off from the internet for a lengthy period of time. And during that time, all he did was double down on the self-described messiah complex, proving that while Chris is susceptible to influence by playing into his fantasies, he himself would rather cling desperately to them as opposed to face reality, even when reality is literally the only thing in the room.

Now we can only wait for Chris to do something stupid, because as is always the case...it's inevitable.

Chris just needs another romp in the sack with his fuckin mother apparently.

Also he must have gotten a pretty nice nest egg when he got out of jail to get a car in this market.

Yeah, seriously, how the fuck did Chris afford a car.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

This is some dark prophecy shit.

Bob's birthday, incest, all the weird shit Chris says about being god. The signs are clear, the dimensional merge is upon us. Do not lose hope though because we have held the power to save the planet within our hearts the entire time!

The power of laughing at retards on the internet.

Now make a retarded video Chris, you fat fuck!

 

[AnOminous]

What's his next move I wonder.

Coming inside Barb repeatedly, because the Commonwealth of Virginia has declared it legal. He is going to come inside of Barb over and over and over again.

 

[Cap’n Mishima]

Man, not only is it Bob’s birthday but the singer from Smash Mouth died today. The universe is fucking wild sometimes.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

As Chris said: I come quickly to my temple

 

[Die Oberste Direktive]

At the rate things are going we all might as well just submit to the fact that the Dimensional Merge is real.

 

[AnOminous]

As Chris said: I come quickly to my temple

Just like Chris comes inside Barb.

 

[Preacher ✝]

Barb opens the door, baffled:

"Oh my its Benjamin Franklin!"

 

[KeatonKoopa]

I still can't believe this abomination of a man got away with that shit.

 

[Kermit the Hog]

Is there nothing that can stop this tards rampage?

 

[Divine right to rule]

Coming inside Barb repeatedly, because the Commonwealth of Virginia has declared it legal. He is going to come inside of Barb over and over and over again.

Well that is just slander. In the leaks he stated that he uses condoms to not catch something from the old whore.

It is always fascinating how Chris chooses to follow rules someone told him during adolescence for the rest of his life as if they are gospel, while completely ignoring the most normal rules of society.
Like the incest taboo.

 

[Preacher ✝]

Sonichu's wild ride never ends

but it does finish

 

[derpi]

Think he’s gonna repurpose Barb’s room for his inevitable OnlyFans venture?

 

[AnOminous]

Chris is currently fucking Barb. You may be jerking off to porn right now, but Chris is FUCKING HIS MOM! He is ejaculating into that octogenarian pussy!

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Apologies to Tom Lehrer but I just couldn't help it.


From YouTube to the land of TikTok
There's one theme the internet cannot knock
Of all the ideals we hail as good
The most sublime is...motherhood.

There was a man, though, who it seems
Once took this ideal to extremes
He loved his mother, and she loved him
And yet their story is rather grim...

There once was a man named Christopher-Chan
You might have heard he was a Sonic fan
He kept on failing at his girlfriend plan
So he ... loved his mother!

His trolls all used to say quite a bit
that as an artist, he was most unfit
But still, all in all, they had to admit
That he ... loved his mother!

Yes he loved his mother
like no other
And then he went bananas
When a Sonic got recolored...

When the state heard what he'd done
They slapped his wrist and said, "have fun"
He came back home, a loyal son
Who...loved his mother.

 

[Friendly Potato]

Just like Chris comes inside Barb.