Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[AfghanBlue]

"Sudden rush of discharge" has to be like the worst thing you can say during sex

I wonder if sudden rush of discharge guy has the colongina. Only thing I can think fo that woudk make it do that. He gets hungry and his colon tissues sneeze out some mucus. Sorry.

 

[Rick The Stick]

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You're just autistic you dumb cunt. The fuck does "sensory processing" have to do with being a man? Do women somehow register the vibrations of vehicles or the shine of lights differently?

Pooners are just as fuckin stupid as male troons when it comes to what the opposite sex experiences. And I'd argue are far, FAR more retarded.

Whether that's because they're women or troon women is up for debate.

Just a reminder that an anatomical clit looks like the KF logo.

I guess if you've never seen a pussy, sure. Idk if I'd go around letting the internet know I'm a sexless faggot though

 

[AfghanBlue]

I guess if you've never seen a pussy, sure. Idk if I'd go around letting the internet know I'm a sexless faggot though

Dude, it looks like the graph of the internal structure of the clit which has been posted several times in this thread.
Trying to flex in the troon thread is low shit lol

 

[OrionBalls]

Ah, good. The men are now arguing about what vagine looks like.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

You're just autistic you dumb cunt. The fuck does "sensory processing" have to do with being a man? Do women somehow register the vibrations of vehicles or the shine of lights differently?

Pooners are just as fuckin stupid as male troons when it comes to what the opposite sex experiences. And I'd argue are far, FAR more retarded.

Whether that's because they're women or troon women is up for debate.

I'm willing to bet the Testosterone makes them more sensitive/easily triggered. If you have a short fuse and something annoys you/you're already sensitive to it, it won't take much to make you blow up.

 

[DavidS877]

Ah, good. The men are now arguing about what vagine looks like.

I watched an instructional video about them once. They have teeth, right?

 

[glass_houses]

I watched an instructional video about them once. They have teeth, right?

Only if the owner is having a bad day.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Ah, good. The men are now arguing about what vagine looks like.

Perhaps one day they will find out where the clit is located

 

[DavidS877]

Perhaps one day they will find out where the clit is located

According to Google it's a village in Romania.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Perhaps one day they will find out where the clit is located

It's a clitorarus which is an underappreciated dinosaur.

 

[Mad_Dog]

Perhaps one day they will find out where the clit is located

I found it once and it told me to save Terrance and Phillip, to save the Earth, and also to be confident, because "chicks love confidence". Lame.

 

[Poonocchio]

I guess if you've never seen a pussy, sure. Idk if I'd go around letting the internet know I'm a sexless faggot though

Lol calm down faggot.

@AfghanBlue Trying to flex in the troon thread is low shit lol

Maybe he is a tranny, would explain barging into a thread ruining the fun and talking about how he has more sex than me.

 

[PetiteFeet]

I guess if you've never seen a pussy, sure. Idk if I'd go around letting the internet know I'm a sexless faggot though

bro, we know.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I was thinking
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oh hey look at that site name, frens!
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https://www.kiwifamilies.co.nz/articles/grass-head-men/

Shit I'm gonna have to get to work on my own Grass Head Person now.

Robin Nicole Matherly, the world's foremost expert in squirt science, begs to differ.

I've seen some grizzly Roadhouse Slam Pigs before but this one sure gets the Blue Ribbon.

Sorry.

Not as much as me.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

A well documented phenomenon that intact men can have when suffering from ED. A sequence of unsatisfying mini-climaxes with pelvic thrusting resulting from extreme stimulation of erogenous zones absent an erection.

Extreme cope == Calling a symptom of male sexual disfunction a female orgasm.


As promised, follow up.

For the women in this thread, the feeling you get from what this Kiwi describing is almost painful. It's fucking awful and troons really are in hell if this is the extent of their capabilities. It would be better not to orgasm at all.

 

[Averagest Redditor]

Maybe he is a tranny, would explain barging into a thread ruining the fun and talking about how he has more sex than me.

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/YCIIZ

 

[Nick Obre]

According to Google it's a village in Romania.

Of course the fucking Romanians stole it

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

I got excited that TISM is back but then I remembered it is CURRENT YEAR and they are all in their 60s now so they're probably going to be completely neutered and boring

 

[FAT&HARAM]

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Trannies truly love to pick cringe names. If you pass (and 99% don't), another sure way to announce you are a gender impostor is to use names like this followed by your pronouns. We had one in the company I worked for who called himself Trinity.