More post-jail sightings megathread

[A Series Of Tubes]

Didn’t someone find that it last sold for $3500 - that might be a lot for a nearly 20 year old subcompact, but he’d only have had to save $150/month for it while in prison.
If he still had social security coming in and few other expenses, it’s well within his means.

Yeah, he could've easily paid cash for it in those circumstances. Lol @ paying 3500 for a car worth 500 though. Classic CWC move.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

So now that Chris is back home did he get the good ending or did Barb get the bad ending?

 

[AssignedEva]

Niggah give us an archive. I aint signing up for no gay ass reddit account.

Unclear if already posted but he's also been spotted in the Food Lion in Ruckersville, apparently with a younger woman

A handler? A ween? An ill-advised kindly stranger?

 

[Vagrant]

What the fuck is up with his medallion? Is that melted plastic? Is that semen? Is that a locket of Jesus that has been fused with the medallion? Fused with cum?

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

Time for Barb+Chris sightings megathread.

Barb is too busy being tied up and turned into a cum collector. She will no longer leave the fuck den.

 

[Dylan]

Somehow it never occurred to me how tall chris is. This video of him with that short girl next to him was somehow unChrislike, but I'm still used to 2006-2009 Chris.

 

[MG-34]

Unclear if already posted but he's also been spotted in the Food Lion in Ruckersville, apparently with a younger woman
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A handler? A ween? An ill-advised kindly stranger?

Has to be a state appointed handler or someone who signed up to volunteer helping the disabled. A ween would have already posted a video of them on social media screaming "JULAY" 5 minutes into their scheme.

What the fuck is up with his medallion? Is that melted plastic? Is that semen? Is that a locket of Jesus that has been fused with the medallion? Fused with cum?

Blessings from the Dark God Nurgle.

 

[metroid_fetish]

Oh shit, no wonder she stopped returning my calls and texts. Her man is out of prison and I need to change my name and address.

Goodbye forever.

 

[Gardener King]

Unclear if already posted but he's also been spotted in the Food Lion in Ruckersville, apparently with a younger woman
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A handler? A ween? An ill-advised kindly stranger?

He looks like a giant next to her, doesn’t he?Never considered his height before this

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

nothing says "girl power" more than random neckbeard 5 o'clock shadow

 

[KingLiberty76]

He's home.
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this is the most horrifying thing with context

 

[seri0us]

Anyone else think an only fans is incoming? Specifically for Barb & Chris.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Do any of her family like her.
It's fairly apparent that they avoid Chris as much as they can, he's now persona non grata with them regardless of the court filings.

IIRC they were more or less persona non gratta to the rest of the Chandler Clan - Barb somehow more than Chris as there were relatives offering to take Chris in after getting booted from 14BC. Until they learned why. At which point I don't think any blood relative has ever talked to him again.

With Barb, it was speculated that her sister and husband were helping in the immediate aftermath, but it was never confirmed and looking ever more unlikely they ever got involved.

I have question, who has more extra chromosomes: Chris or the person who gave Chris his driver's license?

Imagine yourself as a driving instructor handing a paper exam to a autist who smells like geriatric's crotch yeast, sweat, and jizz soaked dakimakura covered by axe bodyspray.

Then imagine looking at this ghoulish creature, sitting next to him during the driving test, marinating in aforementioned aroma cocktail during a heatwave.

Think about that for second, would you be horrified to notice or would you too be too to retarded to notice?

To be fair, Chris got his driver's license decades ago, long before he'd devolved into the freak that smelled of rotting watermellons.

Didn’t someone find that it last sold for $3500 - that might be a lot for a nearly 20 year old subcompact, but he’d only have had to save $150/month for it while in prison.
If he still had social security coming in and few other expenses, it’s well within his means.

The irony that the one time Chris ever was able to save up for something was when the legal system flat out forced him to, and only because he couldn't splurge it all immediately at the prison snack shop.

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What the fuck is up with his medallion? Is that melted plastic? Is that semen? Is that a locket of Jesus that has been fused with the medallion? Fused with cum?

As I recall, the medalion he was wearing when he was spotted in the wild some months ago looked brand-new, so the fact this one absolutely looks rotted and melted raises so many questions that maybe for the sake of our sanity we're better off not knowing.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Do any of her family like her.
It's fairly apparent that they avoid Chris as much as they can, he's now persona non grata with them regardless of the court filings.

Makes you wonder how much of a terrible parent Barb must have been that even her other son Cole has been completely absent during this whole thing. If he won't help her even when his retard troon half brother has been raping her then you know she done fucked up as a mother big time.

 

[wintertide12]

Most shit I see doesn't make me feel sick, but something about that fucking medallion makes me want to vomit. It's just years of filth, BO, and God only knows what else built up.

 

[Idiot Asshole]

You know, depending on how far into dementia Barb is she might have more sperm cells than brain cells in her RIGHT NOW.

 

[Waff]

He looks like a giant next to her, doesn’t he?Never considered his height before this

I guess height isn't the only thing that guarantees you a boyfriend free girl. I'm sure manlets (ralph) around the world are happy to hear this news.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Chris is turning his bent duck loose inside that silly goose.

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

Somehow it never occurred to me how tall chris is. This video of him with that short girl next to him was somehow unChrislike, but I'm still used to 2006-2009 Chris.

Chris is 5'10 aka King of Manlets tier height, he's not wearing heels in that picture but he'd be over 6'0 if he was. The girl in the pic might be under 5'0.

 

[Rasputinee]

Do you really think he is capable of thinking like this?

It's not his thinking I'm worried about. Three years ago if Chris caught a stray in the street it'd be a sad, maybe even tragic event and I don't doubt there'd be a number of people among our number who'd mourn his untimely passing.
Now? If he got hurt I genuinely think it would be celebrated. Make no mistake I'm absolutely not advocating for his harm by any measure of the imagination, but there's an undeniable sense that it would be doing society a favor. Christian has proven himself capable of taking advantage of someone, and while Chris may be a fat retard with delusions of grandeur who can only take advantage of someone weaker than himself, that fact remains undeniably the same. The fact he's just an overall insufferably smug asshole doesn't help matters much.