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wintertide12 said:
Most shit I see doesn't make me feel sick, but something about that fucking medallion makes me want to vomit. It's just years of filth, BO, and God only knows what else built up.
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It's scary that it has looked like that since 2019, the second year of its existence. I don't understand why Chris is even wearing it when he's confirmed to have created a new medallion.
 
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Vagrant said:
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What the fuck is up with his medallion? Is that melted plastic? Is that semen? Is that a locket of Jesus that has been fused with the medallion? Fused with cum?
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Chris always manages to craft the most vile artifacts known to man. In a way, it's poetic and signifies his overall deterioration over the years.
 
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KingLiberty76 said:
this is the most horrifying thing with context
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It’s extra shocking because of the foreshadowing - we had the picture of the car first, but you could allow yourself to not believe it was really him. And then boom, it’s parked in the fucking driveway, all foreboding like. Oh shit!

Lynchian. Masterful.
 
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White Room said:
The Aveo is a compact car. Only retards drive compact cars. There's your answer.
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It’s an ‘06 Aveo. I remember watching The Price Is Right back then and if someone won an Aveo it usually meant they were going to get a big showcase to make up for it.

Also RIP Bob Barker.
 
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Vagrant said:
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What the fuck is up with his medallion? Is that melted plastic? Is that semen? Is that a locket of Jesus that has been fused with the medallion? Fused with cum?
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It sat in a room in the jail, obviously not cleaned prior to his arrest, and just slowly festered and accumulated anything airborne in the jail. It’s more of a biohazard now than it was before
 
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Glowie said:
I have question, who has more extra chromosomes: Chris or the person who gave Chris his driver's license?

Imagine yourself as a driving instructor handing a paper exam to a autist who smells like geriatric's crotch yeast, sweat, and jizz soaked dakimakura covered by axe bodyspray.

Then imagine looking at this ghoulish creature, sitting next to him during the driving test, marinating in aforementioned aroma cocktail during a heatwave.

Think about that for second, would you be horrified to notice or would you too be too to retarded to notice?
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Weirdly enough that drive test person has probably handed out licenses to worse drivers than Chris. As long as you can keep the car within the lanes, and use a turn signal it's actually ridiculously easy for even an autist to pass.

Also I could sort of imagine old Chris being able to pass with Bob helping him study. However current Chris? Probably not.
 
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KingLiberty76 said:
its crayola model magic, the true and honest chris would never make it of anything else
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I have a theory that he tried to coat it with those polymer clay sealers, maybe hoping it would be more resistant or to give it a more glossy look, but he either didn't mix enough water or he used the whole tube or he didn't use a brush or all of the above. Either way it looks shit encrusted.
 
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