More post-jail sightings megathread

I have a theory that he tried to coat it with those polymer clay sealers, maybe hoping it would be more resistant or to give it a more glossy look, but he either didn't mix enough water or used the whole tube or didn't use a brush or all of the above. Either way it looks shit encrusted.
After BlueSpike he realized he actually liked it in his ass. It is actually shit encrusted. With Chris's McDonald's shits.
 
Do you think Chris is finally gonna take Ralph up on that offer to go on the Killstream and spill the beans about mean old Josh Moon?
Will this be where we finally find out that Null is really one of the lizard people and seeking to establish his one world government!

If you are going to post crazy, you can never go wrong with the lizard people.
 
Am I the only person here who has been literally caused brain damage by this turn of events?

How is this even a fucking thing? Why is Chris not already back in the jail of fail?
Virginia is a hellhole. You can thank the politics of Northern VA infecting the rest of the state
 
Why is everyone assuming Chris would fuck his mother again?
Chris is unable to control himself. He admitted that the first go around happened simply because he was "very horny". Chris has a history of being unable to stop from touching people inappropriately, and unless the state has him on Thorazine, he'll be right back to his old ways. If he's allowed unfettered access to Barb, there's nothing to say he won't try something. Maybe not even sexual, maybe he's harbored some kind of intense rage against her as we saw in the jail letters. Maybe Barb has an "oopsy" down the stairs and poor Chris wasn't able to save her, or his magic hedgehogs told him to do it.

The worrysome aspect of this whole thing is that Chris might understand that he has an unlimited "No consequences" card he can play for anything. The deferral seems to be written as a blanket coverage, minus violent murder and violent sexual assault, but Chris could literally go down to the high school and start jacking off right in front, or going into a store and just grabbing some woman's goodies. He'll be arrested for sure, and put in another mid level hotel for awhile where he's taken care of, but at the end of the day, he just needs to throw down the Autism Card, and out he'll walk.
 
Am I the only person here who has been literally caused brain damage by this turn of events?

How is this even a fucking thing? Why is Chris not already back in the jail of fail?
I stopped following this saga after a while. I kind of assumed that they didn't have great evidence, and he was in jail long enough that he had basically served his time for the true love crime.
 
The thread the last couple pages after inform Chris is back home

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