Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Pat is utterly detached from reality, so he doesn’t realize that his only legacy will be as the crazy guy who hates Elon Musk and spends all his time on Musk’s platform, doing as Musk commands him, sperging about his detractors in the name of “not letting stalkers control the narrative.”

No one has ever been more controlled by his critics than Pat Tomlinson. If he ever has a moment of clarity and realizes this, he might actually kill himself.

Fortunately for Pat, he’s unlikely ever to regain contact with reality or understand exactly how hard he’s owned himself.
 
Also, regarding ADHD and low IQ. Yeah, I in some ways do agree with Pat here, ADHD is a bullshit diagnosis, and he likely doesn't have it.
I don't think he has ADHD either (although I do believe the condition exists). I think he has being an extremely stupid motherfucker disorder, and there is no treatment for that. Also he's fat, a faggot, and he has bitch tits.
One of the class sessions on this would have to be dedicated to hanging up the phone on people they don't know.

No polite explanation of why you don't want to participate, but to just hang up.
My default ringtone is silence, and every actual person I want to be able to call me has their own ringtone.

So when I go senile (if I haven't already), my phone just won't ring for those calls.
No one has ever been more controlled by his critics than Pat Tomlinson.
He has to be the most perfect trollbait because he responds to literally ANYTHING. Literally just calling him fat? He responds. A picture of Chewbacca? He responds. Telling him niggers are farting in his wife's vagina? He responds.

No matter what it is, no matter how low-effort, this fat faggot with bitch tits responds. Every single time.

It's like throwing open cans of cat food out your window and then wondering why there are cats all over the place.
 
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Patrick tweeted 173 times yesterday. Is there another cow who’s nearly as addicted to X as pig is? It’s literally his entire fucking world.
In a single day, sure, plenty have had total meltdowns.

Pat is different though, because those are often a small period of complete chaos, but those people are otherwise quiet enough. Pat just pummels on. This is over a decade long now, and his constant posting, stalker childs, prison enjoying just never stops. It might be 173 yesterday, and tomorrow it will be near or more than a 100, and day after day its the same.

Whilst others my explode, FatBoi just keeps seething, for years.
 
Is there any chance he’s made a not-very-elaborate chatbot to engage with trolls and keep them talking? And then not bothered to update it when facts change, like owing and then paying Quasi?

I know someone who did that previously, can’t remember if it was actually AI or just a big response tree, but it really worked and kept losers arguing for days at a time.

It’s obviously him tweeting a lot of the time even so, I’m just wondering if the stalker childing might be automated.
 
Is there any chance he’s made a not-very-elaborate chatbot to engage with trolls and keep them talking? And then not bothered to update it when facts change, like owing and then paying Quasi?

I know someone who did that previously, can’t remember if it was actually AI or just a big response tree, but it really worked and kept losers arguing for days at a time.

It’s obviously him tweeting a lot of the time even so, I’m just wondering if the stalker childing might be automated.
The frequent dumb typos suggest not.
 
Pat is utterly detached from reality, so he doesn’t realize that his only legacy will be as the crazy guy who hates Elon Musk and spends all his time on Musk’s platform, doing as Musk commands him, sperging about his detractors in the name of “not letting stalkers control the narrative.”

No one has ever been more controlled by his critics than Pat Tomlinson. If he ever has a moment of clarity and realizes this, he might actually kill himself.

Fortunately for Pat, he’s unlikely ever to regain contact with reality or understand exactly how hard he’s owned himself.
This has always been, and always will be, my favorite thing about Fat. The idea that "the narrative" matters to anyone or anything is just the most hilarious thing in the world, because the unspoken part of that statement is "the narrative ON SOCIAL MEDIA matters" and that's just the most foolish goofy thing, he's the absolute epitome of internet tough guy, the living embodiment of that crying troll face with the smug mask. He definitely belongs here, this board should be named after him tbh

I've maintained that getting banned from social media would be good for Fat but he'd have to be banned permanently from everything, because his thirst for fame and recognition would force him to child people on Pinterest if nothing else was available.

Fat's problems run deep and social media addiction and the focus therein is a symptom, not the condition itself. Part of me wants to feel bad for him but its a small part with minimal support in Mental Congress because the "hahaha social media isn't real" party keeps laughing hysterically over every motion they raise
 
I know someone who did that previously, can’t remember if it was actually AI or just a big response tree, but it really worked and kept losers arguing for days at a time.
No, he routinely rages so hard that his incessant nearly identical responses have typos in them. He's actually raging and fat-fingering at his keyboard posting these things nonstop.
 
Patrick is fascinating to me. He’s managed to channel his pig rage long enough to write six full length novels about space stuff. Each one has new flaws and weird ideas that make them stand on their own in a bad way.

I’m thankful for the walkthrough we’re getting on The Ark which leaves two books in that series to go before we have coverage of all his published work except for some creepy short stories.

I’ve read worse stories than his but with the context of his tweeting they get funnier because you can picture him chuckling to himself at Hoolies as he knocks out another paragraph about Fonald Plumpf. Destroying the alt right with his biting satire and devastating wit.
 
Nikki runs a ghost writer company, right? What are the chances she wrote all 3 of Pat's books for him while all he did was a rough outline of the plot and childed publishers until someone agreed to publish?

His tweets are filled with grammatical and spelling errors and his ability to analyze cause and effect is suspect at best. I struggle to see how Pat could have written a novel, let alone three novels without outside help.
Well Patrick would have us all believe he has an IQ of 138- just look at this literary genius's tweet output:
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The thing that fascinates me about Pat's social media addiction is that he doesn't just respond he actually replies to every single troll. Ask him a question and he will answer it even if 99.99% of the times it's "no child". He never dodges a stupid question and just says what he wants to say in his own words. This has to be some kind of autistic compulsion. He cannot let any question go literally unanswered.
 
Patrick is fascinating to me. He’s managed to channel his pig rage long enough to write six full length novels about space stuff. Each one has new flaws and weird ideas that make them stand on their own in a bad way.

I’m thankful for the walkthrough we’re getting on The Ark which leaves two books in that series to go before we have coverage of all his published work except for some creepy short stories.

I’ve read worse stories than his but with the context of his tweeting they get funnier because you can picture him chuckling to himself at Hoolies as he knocks out another paragraph about Fonald Plumpf. Destroying the alt right with his biting satire and devastating wit.
Rick's more relatable than the "laugh at the spaz" cows because we all know someone like him who isn't that smart but really really thinks they are. None go to his extremes, but it's a laugh you can feel good about when someone steps on a rake they put in their own way because they thought they knew better. Ricky Gervais made a whole career on it. Piggy's a less likeable David Brent.
 
Pat is utterly detached from reality, so he doesn’t realize that his only legacy will be as the crazy guy who hates Elon Musk and spends all his time on Musk’s platform, doing as Musk commands him, sperging about his detractors in the name of “not letting stalkers control the narrative.”

His justification for continuing to heavily use the platform of the person he hates most in the world (I actually think Musk has overtaken Trump now for pig) is that "ceding territory to the enemy is not the way to defeat them". Yes he actually said that.

Unimaginable faggot.
 
So I was reading this article...

When I came across this paragraph.
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For some reason, that hyperlink interested me. So I mouse over it...
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Of course we know with Tomlinson it is not an "or" but "and."

I do adore the wider internet becoming aware of just how dumb our fat boi is.
 
Oh, God, a meeting of minds. I'll say this for Pat - his work output is leagues ahead of this guy.

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Patrick strikes me as having wholly bought into the idea that Twitter is the indispensable battleground of ideas - if you're not on there, you're not seen and don't matter, which is why he's so...'protective' of his image. Seeing as he's bought the 'disinformation' narrative, someone like Patrick likely believes that a single uncontested lie about him will turn into an 'alternative fact' about him that he'll never be able to counter, which seems to be why he thinks it absolutely critical to label all trolls and stalker childs promptly for the public record. He's apparently decided that the easiest way to invalidate all 'disinformation' about himself is to label all his critics stalkers because even though it's ridiculous, if you've gone out of your way to interact with him online, it's a hard label to articulate a rebuttal to. It's like saying 'ez' when you lose an online match, like it's a comforting troll to reuse when you're humiliated and have nothing to say but want to look cool and unbothered.

Is there a German word for someone who’s simultaneously cocksure and desperate? Because that’s what that “you’ve got a lotta ass to kiss javi, we’re waiting” tweet was.
Not specifically that, but unsurprisingly, the Germans have quite a few words that could apply to Patrick.

Hustensaftschmuggler - A 'cough syrup smuggler', as in a person who devotes way too much time and effort into pointless things.

Korinthenkacker - 'Raisin shitter' - a petty, anally retentive person.

Mutterseelenallein - So unlikable as to be abandoned by your own mother.

Bierkrugstapler - A 'tankard stacker', referring to the kind of person who gets increasingly drunk at the end of the bar and will talk with authority on any subject.

Besserwisser - An obnoxious know-it-all.

Lackaffe - Literally a 'polished ape/monkey', an arrogant, foppish individual who is fooling nobody.

Teletubbyzurückwinker - A man so infantile or soft in the head that he would literally 'wave back at the Teletubbies'. Maybe Spockzurückwinker?

Blockflötengesicht - 'Recorder face' (as in the instrument), referring to somebody who does nothing but emit hot air.

But you reminded me of a regional insult one of my teachers used years ago - I think it's spelt, appropriately enough, patschnassenfass - a 'sodden barrel', or an overweight, useless person with no function and takes up space. He used it to refer to a fat maître d' he worked with who had a snooty, arrogant air but was a grouch, oversensitive, a heavy drinker and constantly fucked up orders.
 
You can tell who has zero interactions with Jews outside of their progressive bubble: They’re the ones insisting that the ADL enjoys unanimous support among Jews and that the ADL can be used as a synonym for Jews.

It reminds me of this hilariously humiliating video in which Pat refers to all of his “friends” within distinct minority groups and how they’re all feeling (Pat knows!). Everyone’s his friend until he gets to Muslims, when he switches to “colleagues.”


Dude who has no career or friends expects everyone to believe he has colleagues and minority friends. If you doubt that his IQ is sub-100, look no further than this video.
 
Is there any chance he’s made a not-very-elaborate chatbot to engage with trolls and keep them talking? And then not bothered to update it when facts change, like owing and then paying Quasi?

I know someone who did that previously, can’t remember if it was actually AI or just a big response tree, but it really worked and kept losers arguing for days at a time.

It’s obviously him tweeting a lot of the time even so, I’m just wondering if the stalker childing might be automated.
From his posting I get why you could think that but his spelling mistakes are too random, when he misspells its never the same words the same way, and you can plot his relative annoyance level and how much shit has gotten under his skin by both the child amount and the spelling degrading, normally "stalker" and "enjoy prison" are his go to responses, when he gets mad he starts to break out the "childs" and his spelling gets worse as he jabs his trotters at the screen in fury, when he gets really mad he starts to swear, AI isn't that sophisticated, not that Pat could programme or have access to.
 
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