Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[degengambalar]

i've been following him since he got mentioned on MATI a few weeks ago. he has very tiny goals that are like the last semblance of his actual humanity. last night he had a quick throw away line which went something like:

"i just need to make enough to get my own crib".

also, a few days before he said:

"i just lost it all man i paid off 5,000 dollars in debt for nothing man. i'm almost out of debt and i fucked it up again".

paraphrased of course but he throws in these tiny little pieces of his normality. they usually come in his slow times, after he just blew his 700 dollars, but doesn't ragequit and can pretend to reflect. i think most people checkout during those parts. unfortunately the $4.50 gasser shows up and he falls back into the void.

the actual goals are meaningless because he does all in his power to lose every penny to a cartoon cat but he still has some standard, young man, general aspirations somewhere in the back of his head; it's just that he thinks it will come from roulette.

He's mentioned saving up for a civic for nearly a year now. He's won big multiple times and never buys himself new headphones, replaced the door, or bought a chair. Now he's talking about how he can afford to buy a new car with monthly payments. Technically true since he has no other expenses but he wont.

If he ever goes out on his own he would become indebted in months and return home. He has zero financial responsibility or sense. He cannot save money. He wins thousands and loses it all within a day. Keep in mind he has ZERO payments. Doesn't pay for rent, doesn't pay for his cell phone, internet, nothing. Not even food. Hell back when he smoked cigs his parents would buy it for him.

He only buys weed and gambles. That's it. At 28 years of age. He could win 50k and would immediately do $1000 spins because what's better than 50k? 100k.

 

[Ogre Magi]

austin found out this place has been watching him from dipshit chatters who sperg out and yell his background info at him. he's been deleting his VODs if he does something outrageous and then he will immediately start a new stream. it is why his stream times are fucked up. i have notifications up for him and he average streams about 6 times a day. if you see his VODs have a huge missing time gap; it means he did something that he didn't want clipped. he will restart and fire up a new stream after deleting his spergout

the other night when he threw his SECOND, BACKUP, chair after he lost all of his money; he was going to stop his stream and restart but someone clipped him within like 5 seconds so he just kept going -- but before that stream, on another stream, he had a MASSIVE meltdown after losing a ton of money and he ended his stream, deleted the VOD, and restarted the stream within about a minute and nobody was able to clip it.

just so you know he's well-aware that people are farming.

The people doing this shit in his chat are Grade-A faggots, but the handful of obvious cowtippers from the thread haven't helped either.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

26$ juice has arrived and a guy in the chat wanted to sub but instead gifted it to some random guy.

Edit: 2.14$ left after 4 min.

Edit 2: someone gifted 20 subs
Edit 3: same guy gifted a few more subs and is now #1 gifter

 

[arc minsk]

26$ juice has arrived and a guy in the chat wanted to sub but instead gifted it to some random guy.

Edit: 2.14$ left after 4 min.
Edit 2: someone gifted 20 subs

the ultimate gamba. watch him long enough to win a sub. they dont happen often.

 

[Lainey09]

I’m kind of looking forward to when people stop pumping Austin with money. How will he fund his addiction then?

 

[GreenTips]

I’m kind of looking forward to when people stop pumping Austin with money. How will he fund his addiction then?

From his daily $200 Stake deposit. He gets it at 7-8pm EST. Used to be like 10pm EST

 

[lol cow supreme]

Bonus screenshot, BossmanJacks dumb ass doesn't know where Atlantic City is, thinks it's in Maryland:

What a moron..however there are a few Casinos in Maryland. One right outside of Washington DC. He's about a 3 hour drive.... If he only had a car!

Speaking of, I wonder if he's allowed out of state as he's still on probation until 2025. And if his probation officer knows he's a degenerate gambler that smokes weed on stream all day? Even if weed is legal (?) there its typically forbidden under terms of probation.

 

[degengambalar]

From his daily $200 Stake deposit. He gets it at 7-8pm EST. Used to be like 10pm EST

He only gets paid because he makes them more money than they pay him. He hasn't even received his reload yet and already lost about $140 worth of donations in the past hour. If he stops receiving support from his paypigs they aren't going to keep sponsoring him lol.
and its 24 hours after his last claim, not a specific time.

What a moron..however there are a few Casinos in Maryland. One right outside of Washington DC. He's about a 3 hour drive.... If he only had a car!

Speaking of, I wonder if he's allowed out of state as he's still on probation until 2025. And if his probation officer knows he's a degenerate gambler that smokes weed on stream all day? Even if weed is legal (?) there its typically forbidden under terms of probation.

He was supposed to go on vacation with his parents to Colorado, I don't think he's forced to stay in Virginia.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

We are back with 50 bucks and he is playing some slot and yells "GIMME HAMMER! HAMMER!" all the time.

Edit: 36 bucks left
Edit 2: he had a little run and made 126$

Edit 3: lost a few bucks on different slots, made 36$ on some western themed slot then

 

[Drax Rax]

We are back with 50 bucks and he is playing some slot and yells "GIMME HAMMER! HAMMER!" all the time.

Edit: 36 bucks left
Edit 2: he had a little run and made 126$

I wish I saved the video of this, but he had this little run on a slot called Forge of Olympus. The "scatter" game has falling hammers that have increasing score multipliers.

He was at peak manic state screaming shit like, "HAMMER ME! HAMMER ME! YEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!! ... GIVE ME A HAMMER! GIVE ME A HAMMER! ... ANOTHER HAMMER! ... COME ON, DROP IT IN! ... YYYEEEEEEAAAHHHHHH!!!"

Holy fuck my sides.

EDIT: Found a small clip that shows the last few spins

 

[Ogre Magi]

I wish I saved the video of this, but he had this little run on a slot called Forge of Olympus. The "scatter" game has falling hammers that have increasing score multipliers.

He was at peak manic state screaming shit like, "HAMMER ME! HAMMER ME! YEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!! ... GIVE ME A HAMMER! GIVE ME A HAMMER! ... ANOTHER HAMMER! ... COME ON, DROP IT IN! ... YYYEEEEEEAAAHHHHHH!!!"

Holy fuck my sides.

Fuck, I really wish there was a clip now. Sounds more like an ogre than I ever have been.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

I missed how it happened but he is at 288$ at the moment. Still playing slots. Now dices.

 

[dollgurl]

I missed how it happened but he is at 288$ at the moment. Still playing slots. Now dices.

It's his daily reload of $200 he got. I couldn't clip but I swear he screamed for a bit on the phone. I can't figure out the clipping tool on kick at all.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

No dices. He was at around 233$, put around 113$ in the vault and goes now with around 120$ to the slots again.

 

[arc minsk]

It's his daily reload of $200 he got. I couldn't clip but I swear he screamed for a bit on the phone. I can't figure out the clipping tool on kick at all.

i accidentally signed up for kick with the wrong email. i gotta make a new account. the clipping gets attributed to your account but it's pretty easy, it's -1 to -60 seconds from live. you can placehold if you initiate a clip, the stream will keep going. also valuable because i dont think kick allows playback [yet] like rumble or youtube livestreams. gotta wait for the VODs or use OBS.

 

[Buck Broken Chimp]

i've been following him since he got mentioned on MATI a few weeks ago. he has very tiny goals that are like the last semblance of his actual humanity. last night he had a quick throw away line which went something like:

"i just need to make enough to get my own crib".

also, a few days before he said:

"i just lost it all man i paid off 5,000 dollars in debt for nothing man. i'm almost out of debt and i fucked it up again".

paraphrased of course but he throws in these tiny little pieces of his normality. they usually come in his slow times, after he just blew his 700 dollars, but doesn't ragequit and can pretend to reflect. i think most people checkout during those parts. unfortunately the $4.50 gasser shows up and he falls back into the void.

the actual goals are meaningless because he does all in his power to lose every penny to a cartoon cat but he still has some standard, young man, general aspirations somewhere in the back of his head; it's just that he thinks it will come from roulette.

Indeed I find that interesting, underneath all this vice there is still a man in there. This is some real forlorn content.

 

[Collections Agent]

He just instabanned someone for asking if leaving was a gambling term cause he keeps saying "if we lose I leave" then never leaves lmao

Oh and then he lost all but $10 in Auto Blackjack. Still funny he does this over the real, harder to rig one because he doesn't have the patience to have someone deal cards.

 

[poopshoes]

No stake is called a social casino because it's free. Its a USA loophole with sweepstakes. You can register and get $1 for free every day without having to deposit anything. You don't buy Stake Cash(this is real money) but instead but Gold Coins(fake play money). The Stake Cash is given as a free bonus for buying gold coins.
Obviously all bullshit just a loophole.

I don't have a link but in one of Austin's highlight clips I've seen he types in a chatbox while doing roulette or blackjack and it is asking the dealer some cringe sexual shit like a 13 year old. There is some sort of "chat" system going on with these live gambling services, of course I don't think the dealer or anyone actually sees it because he never got a response or anything it was obviously emulated but at least the facade is there.

 

[Yamamura]

You have Bossman, (pog as bitch as always) who unlike other Lolcows, melts down LITERALLY EVERY STREAM I HAVE SEEN FROM HIM.

Truly Austin is like a blessing. You have guys like Wings who melt down once in a blue moon. For some reason Wings is primarily known for controller throwing but all the compilations are the exact same 5 clips recycled over and over again.

With Bossman it's like everyday we notice something new destroyed or mysteriously missing from the last video.

 

[arc minsk]

epic chat dude. everyone will think you're cool for knowing the cool guy thing.