Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Mr.Bucket]

He is a shit poster that has some funny takes. He has also confirmed he is and has been a fellow farmer. I know he gave rekieta several softball ways to pull up and not be retarded over the past few months. Here is him showing how to respond to a lawsuit, while being asked to talk about.

The only real negative I think of him is that he lives in Ohio and drinks a faggy drink.

I'm about 80% sure I know who his farm account is because they type the same way on discord as on here and for a while they had the same PFP/Avatar/whateverthefuckyouwannacallit.
I tried watching his live streams a few times but they tend to be too short (like an hour) and he listens to too may skizos in chat that like to try to make him go on a ukrainian war rant.
Cuz that's what I watch a lawyer from ohio for.

 

[im5!XxhO]

Potentially Criminal is fine as far as I can tell. Acutal lawyer and not terminally online and he also had the good sense to not talk about the monte lawsuit and he also walked back his "snuff film" claim when Monte asked him to like a normal person that has no evidence.
So overall doesn't seem to be a retard.

 

[56 others]

This stupid nigger is gonna drink away all his fans, all his money, and all his family. He's pissy about the Farms, he hangs around with degenerates, and he has disgusting styles of sex.

He's Ralph, a formerly successful streamer that we are watching waste away because he wont put down the bottle.

 

[feral cat #6385]

(Please reply in that thread, I just know you guys probably know him better here.)

He is one of us and at a minimum lurks here. He definitely reads this thread. Unlike Rekieta he is an actual lawyer who actively practices law. It should be fine.

 

[Das Kätzchen]

- Hates his body hair and wants it all removed from his body, "I just like skin."

Two groups of men remove their body hair: swimmers and faggots. I haven't heard Nick talk about an interest in swimming, so...

 

[Exceptional individualist]

You must have missed the stream where he was fucking drunk at 2am and his daughter walked in crying from a nightmare and this absolute narcissistic scumbag actually yelled at her to “NEVER INTERRUPT DAD WHILE HES LIVE ON THE INTERNET” that was the last time I ever watched him live and I’d spit in his eye irl for treating his little girl so selfishly.

He never used to react like that when his kids walked in
He’d give them his full attention, ask what the issue was and tell them firmly to go fix it or find mom or he would go fix the problem.

 

[Spaded Dave]

He never used to react like that when his kids walked in
He’d give them his full attention, ask what the issue was and tell them firmly to go fix it or find mom or he would go fix the problem.

100%. That's why it's so amusing to me that he decides to work in a "Definitely-not-a-response-to-the-farms" tangent about how he does so much for his kids and his kids are his number 1 priority and he "sacrifices" so much for his kids in that drunken rant about him not being an alcoholic.

Even that rant just shows how unbelievably privileged he is. Something like "I finally get to buy ONE thing for myself" in reference to his car while he's literally living in his second house and streaming from his "vault" that's decked out in paintings that each cost as much, double, or even quadruple the cost of an average person's new car.

It's a staggering disconnect from reality.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

At Rumble 3:31:40 discussed his own finances after saying "Trump had the luxury of failure." Admits his education was paid for and if he lost everything tomorrow his debts would be paid for.

Would be an interesting clip, but your timestamp is incorrect.


Nick did a LOCALS show:

- He bitched for 15 minutes about how he wants his A/C and hot water to never run out and he does not care about cost.

It really comes off as annoyingly entitled. Your audience cannot afford it.

- He posted this in chat:

- Nick had to go into Minneapolis unexpectedly for a meeting and the person was late. It upset Nick

- Chat thinks we hate Nick putting on Redo of Healer

- Nick talked about multiple Hawaii trips while Kayla was pregnant and how sick she was each time. They went with their parents and drove out to Hana. His mother was the one who pushed for it. Nick paints her as a big planner. They used to do it every 2 years with the family.

He went out most recently with no kids 7 years ago and did 'everything'..

This was before his YT success. They did what they wanted to do, and no mention of parents. The way he described it it came across as expensive. More to tell me he was subsidised.

- Nick mentioned he will try to do another call-in show on LOCALS after his next show. He wants to do some in the daytime. He might do it during his Nashville trip. (LOL!)

- Nick is worn out from planning all his trips.

- Nick is trying to do more on LOCALS because people want it. Nick wants locals to add live audio chat from DISCORD, but he hated going into it because it got stupid. He only keeps it because a few people like it. LOCALS is better.

 

[Hurdy Gurdy Virtuos0]

He went out most recently with no kids 7 years ago and did 'everything'..

This was before his YT success. They did what they wanted to do, and no mention of parents. The way he described it it came across as expensive. More to tell me he was subsidised.

Is he trying to say that he hasn’t been on vacation without the kids in 7 years? We objectively know that’s not true. Unless he’s trying to say that was the last time before YouTube? Which is still weird. Keep your fish heads straight Balldoman.

 

[Kopasea]

(Please reply in that thread, I just know you guys probably know him better here.)

He definitely reads the thread. As far as his legal expertise, I don't actually know since I thought Nick had good legal expertise previously. But he is a practicing attorney and I enjoy his contribution to trial streams.

 

[JamusActimus]

I get where Nick is coming from regarding Ralph.

Yes it comes off as hypocrital since he did not hesitate to shit on Ralph until recently.
Yes Ralph dying would be the best thing that could happen to his children and exes.

Nick has a soft spot for family issue and I know it's the ragepig, I know it's a horrible person, however seeing a dad not able to see his children is kinda heartbreaking.
It does not make 100% logical sense to feel bad for Ralph and hope things get better. It's more of an emotional thing but I get where Nick is coming from and I think he's sincere.

 

[Spaded Dave]

- He posted this in chat:

Try to gaslight your audience all you want, Balldo. But we all know the truth about Drexel's escapades because he said them on multiple streams, multiple times. I don't even consider "soft eyes" an insult except in the most ghetto wanna-be gangster sense possible. Hell, I'd consider it a compliment.

- Nick talked about multiple Hawaii trips while Kayla was pregnant and how sick she was each time. They went with their parents and drove out to Hana. His mother was the one who pushed for it. Nick paints her as a big planner. They used to do it every 2 years with the family.

I'm sure Kayla loved going on all these vacations while pregnant and I'm sure she had the greatest of times. It definitely wasn't a miserable experience for her that put undue stress on her and the babies.

Also, Hawaii multiple times? I wonder if that's where he contracted his convenient "heat allergy" which at this point I put on the same tier as "fibromyalgia" when someone uses it as an excuse to be a jobless bum.

- Nick is worn out from planning all his trips.

This doesn't just apply to Nick because I know a lot of people who act like planning/packing is such a massive undertaking. But they are all full of shit. I had a job opportunity that required me to move to a new state. THAT was an involved situation where you have to get licenses, registrations, living situations, utilities, transport etc etc and the way he describes planning a trip to Nashville makes it sound more burdensome somehow. Especially considering he's mentioned before that he has people that help do the planning for him.

I wouldn't be surprised if the harrowing experience of planning he's describing really just amounts to him getting emails/links from the people who are actually doing the planning and simply having to make a decision.

"This hotel has a hot tub, which is good for watching other men fondle my wife. But it doesn't have the double-bed option that forces Camelot to spoon closer to me. Keep looking. Why does this have to be so hard?!"

 

[200MB]

Try to gaslight your audience all you want, Balldo. But we all know the truth about Drexel's escapades because he said them on multiple streams, multiple times. I don't even consider "soft eyes" an insult except in the most ghetto wanna-be gangster sense possible. Hell, I'd consider it a compliment.

It's no wonder all these black neighborhoods can't get along. They're all walking around giving each other the stink eye.

 

[Telemeter]

Nick has a soft spot for family issue and I know it's the ragepig, I know it's a horrible person, however seeing a dad not able to see his children is kinda heartbreaking.

Ralph doesn't care about Rozy at all beyond her use as a meat shield, that was obvious from all the interactions they had on video. Ralph also spent more money flying to California to see Xander + that child support than he ever did on Rozy.

The only reason Ralph as to lament about Rozy's situation is exactly to get sympathy from someone like Rekieta.

 

[JamusActimus]

- He posted this in chat:

Wow such a bad take.

Null gets called a pedophile, white supremacist, loser, stalker child, autistic and retarded everyday.
A black guy he has 0 respect for saying he has soft eyes would have no effect on him.

Imo Null always was always a bit weird when talking about Drexel because he was trying to contain his distain for him because he always though that Drex is a filthy primitive muh BBC nigger.

Funny Nick is trying to spin his rift with Null and the farms in a certain direction so he can pretend it started in a SHART situation.
Can't believe Nick can't see that his own anger towards the farms is coming from the fact his thread turned less favorable and people started digging thing on him.
Kiwifarms always was a great site until it turned on him.

 

[MooseGump]

Imo Null always was always a bit weird when talking about Drexel because he was trying to contain his distain for him because he always though that Drex is a filthy primitive muh BBC nigger.

With these types it's just a matter of waiting till the true muh bbc nature comes out, but my favorite detail is the MGTOW shit because it just sounds like drex wants to say the hoodrat gangsta "I got bitchez on muh deek" bullshit but put a white blanket over it so he isn't just labeled as one lol

 

[JamusActimus]

(Please reply in that thread, I just know you guys probably know him better here.)

Never watched his streams, only saw clips of him in this thread. Seems like a chill guy with a good vibe and sense of humor.

He's decently neutral I feel like. He does not seem to be a clout demon.

I am not saying it will be the best guest ever but I really can't see a negative situation happening where this turns into a shouting match and you get humiliated.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Thanks for confirming that you’re a dishonest pussy, Nick. Just when I thought this guy couldn’t get more wimpy.

Nick had to go into Minneapolis unexpectedly for a meeting and the person was late. It upset Nick

Nick should reflect on how his constant tardiness and straight up no-shows make his financial underwriters feel.

He won’t, but he should.

How many people are going to quote Null asking them to reply in the other thread while replying in this thread?

 

[sneedem&feedem]

- He bitched for 15 minutes about how he wants his A/C and hot water to never run out and he does not care about cost.

Imagine how many years of electric and water bills the 100k he dropped on the boomer mobile could cover.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

- He posted this in chat:

Nick loves to claim over and over again that you can tell what bugs people by what they bring up unprovoked like how Melinda Scott brought up in one of her many court filings that she was called Smelly Melly. Null responded to the soft eyes thing because Drexel talked about it after some guy in Drexel's discord brought it up. This was the second or third time Null has ever acknowledged it with the others being right after Drexel dropped the line. That's been fucking years at this point. I feel like if you went into his locals to try to explain this you'll be met with the same kind of low IQ nose guarding the Gunt had in his chats a year or two ago. And speaking of low IQ!

- Chat thinks we hate Nick putting on Redo of Healer

"yea and watching all the ppl frantically make more kiwi farms over it like spergs XD"

This reads like a child in their early to mid teens, has never been to the site, and probably couldn't even figure out how to access the site. BEHOLD as I frantically make more kiwi farms about a child who does not know how to search for porn!

"Did you know that the lead guy gets raped for something like a year and then he slaps a princess in the face with his dick and then he rapes her and then mind rapes her into being his companion and the rapes her on their journeys? Did you know it only shows boobies so you can tell your mom that it's not porn so she can buy it for you off of Amazon? It's so fucking based dude! Oh man it triggers the libpoops who are, like, against free speech or whatever XD"

It's so embarrassingly pathetic. Nick, you should stop talking about this show. It is a bad show and no one is interested in it. Nobody wants to hear 5-10 minute diatribes about how it's actually art for pushing the boundaries. You should not bring in guests specifically to talk about Redo of Healer. You should definitely not make you wife part of this conversation. Bringing your wife into this discussion of degeneracy is a bad idea. Do NOT do it! Whatever you do, Nicky, do NOT do any of the things I just listed. You should listen to us and do what we tell you.