Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers

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kinda silly thought with my new dick birthday being tomorrow by u/No_Incident_8489

I’m not the most intensely astrology type, but the fact my new cock is gonna be a Virgo is really funny to me 😂 I’m really excited to welcome this new piece of me into the world! And I know I get along with virgos because my nesting partner is one 😝

If you’ve got any funny stories on the subject of dick birthdays, share em with me please!
Emotional-Peace2940
Get a mini party hat and put it on your dick! 🤣​
Congrats tho! Hope everything has been going well on your healing journey​
No_Incident_8489 (OP)
that is a brilliant idea!​
necropocene
i definitely thought it was very funny that my dick is a leo, excited for you!​
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edit: actually the first day i was impatient i demanded my friend plug in the info for a natal chart and tried to call one of my big astrology friends leaving a voicemail that he needs to call me back about my dick chart reading​
No_Incident_8489 (OP)
hahaha I’ve totally been considering hitting up the astrology fiends i know for a dick birth chart. wonder how birth time would be calculated (beginning or end of surgery? split the difference?)​
necropocene
my friend based it roughly the the time surgery ended, but unless i ask for the surgery notes i don't know the Exact time... kinda like on a birth certificate its when baby is finally out and not when labor starts​
nonbinaryphallo
Loooooove! I'm a virgo but my dick is a Aries​
No_Incident_8489 (OP)
noticed any aries traits to your dick?​
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batteredpancakes said:
my new dick birthday
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There is something I find fascinating about how utterly distorted the thought-patterns of these people are. Goes to show, it's impossible to completely suppress your humanity. These women cannnot help but in some form identify their neophalluses as their children. The neo-phallus too, after all, is flesh 'coming-out' from the vagina, and has given the woman a new identity and purpose, sort of. If only the humanities weren't so utterly corrupted, we could see so many interesting studies!
 
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Larry David's Crypto Fund said:
That's the polyamorists' word for "the sexual partner I live with."
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Given the hygiene and self-care habits of the (fortunately few) polyamorists I have come across, I would not be surprised if it also involves a literal nest (made of a big pile of dirty clothes on the floor).

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I never seen a phallus bend like this. u/sjay94
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The way the skin wrinkles right under the bend in that first picture makes it look like a flexed finger joint. Like she's got half an index finger growing out of her crotch.

There must be a better way to make a pretend glans than to just scrape a tiny little ring of flesh off and call it a day. You can't... taper the rest of the dick, somehow? I know I'm asking for too much from these butchers, but it's just so egregiously bad.

Transphobic Climacus said:
There is something I find fascinating about how utterly distorted the thought-patterns of these people are. Goes to show, it's impossible to completely suppress your humanity. These women cannnot help but in some form identify their neophalluses as their children. The neo-phallus too, after all, is flesh 'coming-out' from the vagina, and has given the woman a new identity and purpose, sort of. If only the humanities weren't so utterly corrupted, we could see so many interesting studies!
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In case you haven't been following the thread for long: there are other examples posted in here like a woman using a fetal heartbeat monitor on her neophallus, and another one referring to rotdog complications as the "terrible twos." It's incredible.
 
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This vent post on phallo is so confusing. These people are so mentally ill all their thoughts read as satire.
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Nurse thought I was lying about being cis - vent

This is just to vent really, I guess maybe some of you guys can relate to ignorance around phallo. Thanks for giving me a space to speak freely about this shit. I was getting bloods drawn (just routine) and the nurse doing it made a comment about my graft scar on my arm. She didn't know my name when she entered the room so I assume she didn't read my notes beforehand. She actually really surprised me, seemed to know exactly what it was for. She said "is that your penis?" which took me by surprise and before I could reply she apologised and said "I actually have a patient going through phalloplasty, he's a man now but he used to be a woman." This seemed pretty cool to me, her wording wasn't great (I know most trans men don't feel as though they were born as women at all) but wow she actually knew what phallo is?! A nurse in a totally unrelated field?! That's very rare in my personal experience.

I smiled and assured her I wasn't offended. Then after taking my blood she asked me if I needed my testosterone levels checking. I just calmly said I don't take testosterone as I have testicles that produce it for me, and that my levels had never been a problem. She sorta laughed and rolled her eyes. Weird but whatever.

I was putting my coat on and she started saying how she respects that being 'stealth' is the end goal for most of 'us', but we shouldn't try to hide our sex in a medical setting. She went on to say it could be dangerous if it was an emergency. First of all this is not an emergency situation at all?! Second of all I am fucking cisgender. I felt like she was looking at me as someone trying to trick her. I got a little defensive and said "I literally was born with balls" and she said "sure" and sort of winked at me. It doesn't offend me to be seen as trans whatsoever, but something about being seen as a liar really rubs me the wrong way. I get that she was being friendly and maybe playful but my gender and/or sex weren't even anything to do with the blood test.

I guess it gave me a good insight into how if you're trans, everything becomes about that in a medical setting. What would I gain from pretending to be cis in that situation? It would be a lot easier to explain my lack of penis by saying I'm trans, but I'm not. I told her to check my notes when I walked out the door. I know its not a big deal at all, it just annoyed me.
"I just calmly said I don't take testosterone as I have testicles that produce it for me..."
"...but something about being seen as a liar really rubs me the wrong way."
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You are a fuckin liar you dumbass. :story:
 
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batteredpancakes said:
You are a fuckin liar you dumbass. :story:
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If u/yesitreallyistrue's post history is to be believed (big if!), he is an extremely mentally ill man who cut his penis off with a broken wine glass at age 14:
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just before my 15th birthday I decided the voices knew best, I smashed a wine class and began to remove my penis. Weird thing is I don't remember any pain at all; just a lot of blood and skin sliding around and it was so wet with blood and hard to get through with just glass, but I managed. When it was done I do really strongly remember how quiet my head was for a moment. Then I woke up in a hospital bed with handcuffs to the rails of the bed and 2 police officers next to me.
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I removed my own penis - trigger warning : SeriousConversation (archive)

To be honest, I think it's probably preferable to have the nurse think you are a TIF rather than the truth that you're an absolute headcase who cut his own dick off with a shard of glass.
 
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Geranium said:
If u/yesitreallyistrue's post history is to be believed (big if!), he is an extremely mentally ill man who cut his penis off with a broken wine glass at age 14:
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Ah this why I shouldn't post so late at night. I end up skimming things too much.

I'm still not entirely convinced though. That gender analyser reads multiple posts of his as feminine and i'm getting the impression the reason the nurse thought he was female was because of visual looks, not just the arm scar alone. Assuming this person is telling the truth, then he still has his balls and he's now 37yo so he should look 100% unmistakably male. Way past the androgyny twink stage.

It's probably a TiF larper like that nullo chick that we post about here from time to time.
 
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batteredpancakes said:
I never seen a phallus bend like this. u/sjay94
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Don't some of these super legit man's have some sort of connector rod cock for "erections"? Like I believe it's a rod that they pull up to have an "erection". Then disassemble to hang with the boys after crushing box... Like a man. I kinda imagine this is what it would appear like in the non pussy crushing setting aka the less manly setting for their man cock.

Something like this I guess (my search history was raped in order to provide you an example):

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Got Milk! said:
Don't some of these super legit man's have some sort of connector rod cock for "erections"? Like I believe it's a rod that they pull up to have an "erection". Then disassemble to hang with the boys after crushing box... Like a man. I kinda imagine this is what it would appear like in the non pussy crushing setting aka the less manly setting for their man cock.

Something like this I guess (my search history was raped in order to provide you an example):

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Phallus Erectorus!
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