Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

That's the thing about Rick. He's so insignificant he can't be canceled. You can't cancel what effectively doesn't even exist (except as a vaguely pig-shaped mass of lipids).

You can prevent the publication of his Tiny Tim book.

 

[AnOminous]

I know @Procrastinhater just mentioned this, but you think someone who is desperate to be a vaunted member of SFWA would know something about fucking swords of all things.

While you were partying, I was studying the blade.

Sir, it's impossible for him to not fat-finger anything these days. He's quite overweight.

Yeah but if over half the things I said were just "Enjoy prison" over and over I'd at least have a macro for it.

This one made me laugh hard. It encapsulates him perfectly.

What Germans lack in sense of humor they make up for in awesome compound words.

 

[Divine right to rule]

What Germans lack in sense of humor they make up for in awesome compound words.

Hey! My mom thinks I'm funny.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I like how general dislike of Fat Rick transcends culture, politics, race, religion, sex, and disability.

He’s repulsive to almost everyone who he thinks he shares beliefs with. He only really attracts other deadbeat narcissists out of some survival instinct buried in his grey matter.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Man now you got me on the thought of Fatrick and floor shitter being dragged to court for defamation and being forced to pay out more money because they are retards on twitter

yeah I'm very cautiously but honestly the path he is going down he's really spiraling and as well I honestly think now that he's realized there's no legal avenues he's gonna get... extralegal.... and it will blow up in his face. Jackie being one of his cheerleaders/enablers has me thinking this is a potential timeline.

The man might actually end up enjoying prison if he doesn't stop himself sooner than later. It would be AMUSING as hell if he ends up there for, say, felonious telephone harassment or the like.

 

[Meat Target]

From ONA, some of these overlap and there's a lot here.

Carrying on from his run in with Leslie, Rick continues to foster good will among the writing and publishing community and now we also get to see the Internet Tough Guy Tagteam of Rick and the retarded streetshitter Jackie attacking anyone who doesn't believe the bullshit he's peddling.

Technicality Tomlinson rears his head again "We didn't lose a lawsuit, child. Our lawsuit was withdrawn and never heard in court after we were unable to identify the anonymous criminals stalking us."

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"My lawyer will be in touch with you soon enough"

Pray for us, Saint Norm!

 

[kcbbq]

Don't know the lightsaber duel he's being an effeminate faggot over but he's talking like he understands swords but he doesn't. I won't lie I don't know a mountain of shit about swords but what I DO know is that katanas are very over rated and its super debatable if a katana user could out speed say a one handed broadsword (Like Katanas are single edged so your handling is more limited to compared to a double edged sword.)

Well for a start Broadswords have a basket hilt and date from a couple centuries later than what people whose only knowledge comes from DnD and Fantasy novels call a "Broadsword" by which they typically mean single or double handed longswords.

The time katana v. broadsword was an actual thing led, very quickly, to the Japanese handing over a chunk of Nagasaki and trading rights in the country to the Portuguese because the samurai were comically incapable of standing against a marginally trained sailor with a broadsword or saber. A single lunge from pretty much ten feet outside the reach of a katana and the fight was over - it was just a matter of waiting for the samurai to drown in their own blood. The Japanese, whose cultural identity was based on the island being being unassailable, just handed over a port for a promise not to invade. Broadsword are scary, especially in the hands of someone taller than you - see Abraham Lincoln's duel with James Shields.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

From ONA, some of these overlap and there's a lot here.

Carrying on from his run in with Leslie, Rick continues to foster good will among the writing and publishing community and now we also get to see the Internet Tough Guy Tagteam of Rick and the retarded streetshitter Jackie attacking anyone who doesn't believe the bullshit he's peddling.

Technicality Tomlinson rears his head again "We didn't lose a lawsuit, child. Our lawsuit was withdrawn and never heard in court after we were unable to identify the anonymous criminals stalking us."

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This is the most prolific pig we have ever seen. Truly the L. Ron. Hubbard of being a faggot on the web.

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[Alabama Gamer]

Well for a start Broadswords have a basket hilt and date from a couple centuries later than what people whose only knowledge comes from DnD and Fantasy novels call a "Broadsword" by which they typically mean single or double handed longswords.
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To be fair to Mr. Rick, sword classification is incredibly confusing. (I'm convinced that HEMAfags periodically invent new terms to confuse us normoids. It's not like I'm about to read a 16th-century Flemish fencing manual to fact-check them.)

To prove my point, you got your classifications wrong in your own attempt at correcting him. That last image isn't a Deadbeat Father, it's a Milwaukean Basket-Cased  Schweinhander.

 

[LobsterBoy669]

From ONA, some of these overlap and there's a lot here.

Carrying on from his run in with Leslie, Rick continues to foster good will among the writing and publishing community and now we also get to see the Internet Tough Guy Tagteam of Rick and the retarded streetshitter Jackie attacking anyone who doesn't believe the bullshit he's peddling.

Technicality Tomlinson rears his head again "We didn't lose a lawsuit, child. Our lawsuit was withdrawn and never heard in court after we were unable to identify the anonymous criminals stalking us."

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Fat Pat. Wacky Jackie. You guys need to cut this tension and just fuck already.

I know, I know, it's a horrifying proposal. But seriously, you're both living avatars of the Dunning-Kruger effect. You both have a, uh, "appreciation" for food. You're perfect for each other, so just do it. Pat, leave Niki behind, she's clearly holding you back. You need to get with the street-shitter. She's clearly your future third, bestest wife.

And then you'll even get a new chance at having a child (lord knows you're obsessed with those). A little half Indian, half pig baby. A "pigjeet," if you will. Maybe Jackie can make your artisinal meats into a nice curry or tikka masala. It'll be great!

Don't settle for the methane-vagina. Embrace your dreams, Pat, and get with the obese pajeet lady. She's your true soul mate, and you know it.

 

[Opposite of a Winner]

The time katana v. broadsword was an actual thing led, very quickly, to the Japanese handing over a chunk of Nagasaki and trading rights in the country to the Portuguese because the samurai were comically incapable of standing against a marginally trained sailor with a broadsword or saber. A single lunge from pretty much ten feet outside the reach of a katana and the fight was over - it was just a matter of waiting for the samurai to drown in their own blood. The Japanese, whose cultural identity was based on the island being being unassailable, just handed over a port for a promise not to invade. Broadsword are scary, especially in the hands of someone taller than you - see Abraham Lincoln's duel with James Shields.

So in other words. A fat retard's analysis on a gay sci fi fantasy sword fight is entirely wrong. What's next? Proof he paid Quasi?

(Also even in Japanese history I believe the Oda clan that unified Japan during the whatever period were super successful in their campaign because they used guns along with swords and other shit while the other traditionalist clans chose to die by the sword, like I said initially, katana is very over rated.)

 

[Roland TB-303]

By your standards, if someone tweets something you don't like, that's cyberbullying.

This guy has Fatrick all figured out.

 

[AnOminous]

(Also even in Japanese history I believe the Oda clan that unified Japan during the whatever period were super successful in their campaign because they used guns along with swords and other shit while the other traditionalist clans chose to die by the sword, like I said initially, katana is very over rated.)

The fetishization of katanas is silly. Not even for samurai were they a primary weapon. They generally preferred bows, spears, polearms in general, even guns. Katanas were a backup for close combat.

 

[Meat Target]

The fetishization of katanas is silly. Not even for samurai were they a primary weapon. They generally preferred bows, spears, polearms in general, even guns. Katanas were a backup for close combat.

Anime was a mistake.

 

[AnOminous]

Anime was a mistake.

IMO swords in general are overrated. Great, you have some giant heavy object that you can like kill one guy with and then you'll be exhausted.

Polearms were much better. They aren't sexy and don't look theatrical but I'd rather have a halberd any day. Mostly wood. Light. Even a mid-strength man like me could handle one and not get immediately tired.

A woman with a naginata could easily beat a man with a katana.

 

[Pedophobe]

IMO swords in general are overrated.

I think in all cultures swords have always been a status symbol that you're rich and dangerous. The modern-era equivalent would probably be something like General Patton and his dual revolvers. Sure he could kill someone with them but that's not the real reason he wore them.

 

[kcbbq]

IMO swords in general are overrated. Great, you have some giant heavy object that you can like kill one guy with and then you'll be exhausted.

Polearms were much better. They aren't sexy and don't look theatrical but I'd rather have a halberd any day. Mostly wood. Light. Even a mid-strength man like me could handle one and not get immediately tired.

A woman with a naginata could easily beat a man with a katana.

Polearms are neither light nor easy to used outside of basic spears. Using a halberd like they need to be used in combat would exhaust pretty much anyone. It's an axe on a stick with a big counterweight on the other end that needs to be in constant motion or you die to what it's meant to be used against, a guy in plate armor usually able to kip up if knocked down, able to leap onto his horse in the stuff, and carrying at least one weapon much more suited to fighting if he gets past the business end of your stick.

Meanwhile history is full of one woman who did OK with her katana-on-a-stick.

Swords were good for some things, but yeah, there's a reason even the most fancy of European knights had an entire golf bag full of weapons at their disposal. But swords were also used differently than in the movies in the west until things got basket hilts- every part was used.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

patrick's leveled up from "those are your delusions again" to "wow, your cognitive impairments are getting really bad".

 

[AnOminous]

Polearms are neither light nor easy to used outside of basic spears. Using a halberd like they need to be used in combat would exhaust pretty much anyone. It's an axe on a stick with a big counterweight on the other end that needs to be in constant motion or you die to what it's meant to be used against, a guy in plate armor usually able to kip up if knocked down, able to leap onto his horse in the stuff, and carrying at least one weapon much more suited to fighting if he gets past the business end of your stick.

And broadswords are light? Really? Entirely made of metal? Unless you are made of muscles you are not going to be able to wield one of them for long.

Also if you were using a halberd you would probably be in formation. Not just fighting alone.

And because polearms in general strongly resembled farm implements, it isn't like you could just disarm the peasants. They couldn't do peasant jobs without very similar tools.

 

[grapeshark77]

I love that the guy destroying him today tagged Tor, it's fun when Pat has to deal with reality.