Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Shagedan]

I think he sounds like a total twink fag, his mannerisms and the way he talks, the way he just "doesn't care" while swinging his limp wrists around. Total twink faggot, its amazing what getting fucked in the ass for a year and molly will do to a guy. We need a case study on this.

Thank God I'm not the only one who's noticed this. Every now and then you can catch a hint of Nick's fag lisp. I'd put money down that he is at LEAST bisexual.

 

[Sebastian Bacchanalia]

Oh god you don’t think Nicks going to get to the point that he will start sending dick pics for money do you? “ITS MY DICK NIGGA!”

When you're a star, they pay you not to send dick pics.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Elissa Clip - Sept 5th - Re: Josh Moon & KF

Looks like CGoody regained Internet access this week to lurk Elissa's channel and noseguard

 

[HungryTroon]

- Kayla and Nick married before graduating and lived in Section 8 housing "with all the Somalis and Mexicans... and we had AC" [I believe this is new news. I thought they married after graduating.]

I bet they did that so they could fuck and waiting for graduation was too long for the horny retards. They most likely lived in those circumstances out of choice since fucking on campus and living co-ed was a no-no even for married couples due to the college being a Christian one. If them having taken out a loan for college is true they probably threw that together to live instead of paying for the dorms and their families didn't want to help pay for a nicer fuck-cave.

 

[waffle]

He used to start out at least apparently sober and pace it. You would see the same bottle of liquor for days. Also he'd occasionally do a toast to someone's dead cat or whatever. He only rarely got completely out of hand.

Now it looks like he usually just starts out shit-faced and it's nonstop coom-brained drunken degeneracy. When it isn't sometimes his hands are visibly shaking. If he doesn't have Parkinson's or something that's booze withdrawal.

Everything from his basic demeanor to his thought processes is visibly worse. Even his facial expressions all look completely drunk and red-faced. Even his voice has changed and is full of cope, seethe and coom.

Nick does appear to have just became a total alcoholic at this point. Every recent clip I've seen has him just totally tanked even early in the stream.

 

[Geared Chris]

This does seem to be new lore, but perhaps they marries very close to graduation, or Layla dropped out before she got he final degree.

Right. He also said it took them two years to get pregnant (I thought it was 3-4 years) which means she had 3 miscarriages within two years. And, somehow, within 24 months, they found time for her to get medically fixed and to get certified to foster kids? That's a long process in MN. I know that from friends.

Speculation: To your point. perhaps she dropped out while pregnant with one of the miscarriages. Shotgun wedding? It was in a church basement. We know that. Except he always says that they were engaged for a year. I'm confused.

I can find the specific time stamps on when he said all of this - if I haven't captured it already in the recap - but I was very confused.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Wow, 3-4 hours later than the blue collar guys. Poor Nick, dying on the cross for his family.

I think the issue is less that he was complaining about having to leave to pick up one of the darn kids at 9am but more that he said that he had to leave to pick up one of the darn kids in 4 hours right after talking about being drunk.

Let's do some math. That clip (it's on page 2052) is three minutes long and starts at 05:49:00 in the VOD. His stream is scheduled to start at 11pm Central time, but If I'm reading the Rumble UI correctly, Rumble appears to have timed the stream as starting at 11:09pm Central time; adding 5 hours and 49 minutes to that time places that clip sometime around 4:58am Central time. That's just over 4 hours before 9:00am, which comports with Nick's statement. Even if he were to have started on time as scheduled at 11pm, that's only a difference of nine minutes.

The clip below comes from the end of that night's stream, at 06:24:35 in the VOD. That's over half an hour since Nick said he had to leave in four hours at 9am, and around 5:33am if the timing on Rumble is correct. It's well past five in the morning; Nick still has a drink in his hand.

Would you let this man drive your child around three and a half hours after this clip?

When it was discovered Nick had been popped speeding while driving his kid to a speech meet back on a Saturday in April, the morning after a Friday stream I defended the guy. I skimmed through the VOD and argued that Nick didn't appear to be drinking to excess during the stream and there was no reason to believe his drinking was a problem at that time.

Before people speculate, I want to be fair and say that regular viewers would have noticed Nick was acting outside his normal routine for his Friday streams that night. He was not drinking to excess and it looks like he switched to drinking water well before the end of the stream. There's nothing to indicate that his drinking on stream would pose problems for driving later in the morning.

I'm going to try and call a spade a spade here. I think it's fair to point out that Nick was drinking on this stream in May. He looks drunk, he sounds drunk, he says he's drunk at least once during the stream. And he says he has to start driving at nine in the morning because he may or may not need to pick up his kid from a speech tournament again.

I don't think Nick does breathalyzer super chat goals like Ralph does, or at least not yet, so I don't know exactly how drunk he was. I haven't bothered to count how many drinks he's had. It's completely possible that by 9am his BAC actually wasn't above the legal limit. I'm not an expert on how fast alcohol is metabolized, especially for a heavy drinker such as Nick Rekieta. Maybe he's playing it up for the camera. I don't know. How could I know?

I'm just saying that between the drinking and apparent lack of sleep - if he went immediately to sleep after the stream ended and walked immediately from his bed to the car, that's still 3.5 hours or less of sleep - I personally would not agree to be a passenger in his car. Not a chance.

I just hope if Nick does something stupid and gets himself hurt he's the only one who is hurt.

 

[Swole McPole]

Starting up a small solo practice in a small town is difficult not really because the law practiced is that challenging but because someone else has already done it and people are going to go to the law firm that's been there for maybe generations and their dad's dad used, with a lawyer who already knows all the judges and other lawyers in town.

Yes, I was thinking it was less about the actual law that you need to practice -- you can subcontract/refer on the specialised stuff you can't deal with. I assumed it was more about the nuts and bolts of running an actual practice. What do you do when X? As you say, it's piss easy when you can go to your dad and ask him -- or your dad's old long standing paralegal who's worked for the firm for 10 years plus and knows everyone.

But fresh out of law school, no contacts, never having worked in a law firm before? It sounds like all those housewives who think 'I can cook, I'm going into the restaurant business.' Or the 90% of other small business owners who go bust in the first two years.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I bet they did that so they could fuck and waiting for graduation was too long for the horny retards. They most likely lived in those circumstances out of choice since fucking on campus and living co-ed was a no-no even for married couples due to the college being a Christian one. If them having taken out a loan for college is true they probably threw that together to live instead of paying for the dorms and their families didn't want to help pay for a nicer fuck-cave.

Nick said that he waited for Kayla, and something about Kayla (we were each others' committed partner, or something) that gave the impression that they were both virgins. He even had this wholesome story where he saw her in a skin-tight blue Hawaiian dress and knew she was the one.

Post Coomen-ing, he revealed that it was his 21st birthday and she came back from a trip in that dress and fucked him in the dorm as a present while his roommate was sleeping across the room.

 

[Neetorino]

Elissa Clip - Sept 5th - Re: Josh Moon & KF

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"You really think Nick would ambush Josh with Drexel? Sheesh, y'all really are conspiracy theorists."
"He wouldn't just show up with him unannounced."

NOW WAIT A MINUTE, CGOODY! Last I checked, Nick was absolutely okay with surprise attacks on people, just ask Ethan Ralph and Elijah Schaffer what caused Ralph to back out of the You Are Here interview. What makes anyone think that they wouldn't try for a double team just to prevent Josh from actually making any headway in a discussion?
Not that any discussion with Drexel would actually accomplish anything at all in the first place.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Right. He also said it took them two years to get pregnant (I thought it was 3-4 years) which means she had 3 miscarriages within two years. And, somehow, within 24 months, they found time for her to get medically fixed and to get certified to foster kids? That's a long process in MN. I know that from friends.

I'm not sure there’s much "medically" that can be done for most young women in Kayla's situation, even with a history of repeated miscarriages at a young age.

The workup usually comes up empty, short of something anatomical like a large fibroid in the uterus.

The medical treatment for recurrent miscarriages would be pretty limited. OB/GYN sometimes put these women on first trimester progesterone for physiological reasons I can't recall, They'd also be a lot more paranoid about doing things like early bloodtyping, serial ultrasounds and possibly serum bHCG tracking.

For someone like Kayla, the time consuming part in those early years would be the mental anguish from serial losses and physical recovery for spontaneous abortions, particularly if D&C was needed.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

NOW WAIT A MINUTE, CGOODY! Last I checked, Nick was absolutely okay with surprise attacks on people, just ask Ethan Ralph and Elijah Schaffer what caused Ralph to back out of the You Are Here interview. What makes anyone think that they wouldn't try for a double team just to prevent Josh from actually making any headway in a discussion?
Not that any discussion with Drexel would actually accomplish anything at all in the first place.

Buy that is OTHER PEOPLE, Nick wouldn't do that. He doesn't judge. He is friends with everyone. He doesn't control them.

-Nose-gaurd chapter 1

 

[Schpoots]

Have you all forgotten the ancient lore? Go watch Rekieta vs Tonkasaw. We have a first hand example of how he handles this stuff. Throughout the stream he allows Andy, Keemstar, Zoom and Ralph to surprise attack Tonka. You can find appearance timestamps in the comment section.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSD8qBBYnS8

 

[AnOminous]

Yes, I was thinking it was less about the actual law that you need to practice -- you can subcontract/refer on the specialised stuff you can't deal with. I assumed it was more about the nuts and bolts of running an actual practice. What do you do when X? As you say, it's piss easy when you can go to your dad and ask him -- or your dad's old long standing paralegal who's worked for the firm for 10 years plus and knows everyone.

And this is another reason a newbie is spending much of his time making connections. You get to know who does what well and what you can't and if you refer cases to other lawyers, they'll do the same for you. So if you develop some fairly easy specialty that's common, like DUI, and get known as a local DUI guy, maybe the low priced one, people will start throwing you these cases that just aren't worth their time, but are an educational opportunity and keep the lights on.

Similarly, you can spend time hanging out in courts and just get thrown pro bono or actual (low) paid court-appointed counsel cases. In any event, a new solo practitioner is often going to have to spend as much or more time making connections as actually directly making money.

Another opportunity (if you can afford it) is buying up the practice of another lawyer who is retiring and maybe even keep the employees who are familiar with the practice. They probably know more than you do.

Of course these are things Nick is too lazy to do, and he never even seems to have wanted to be a lawyer. Finally, he found a way to turn his law degree into a way of making money sitting around drinking and ranting, probably more money than he had ever made or would make as a small town lawyer, and then blew that up to turn into a coomer retard.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Nick's entire non-cooming part of the day revolves around the bottle and it is so damn obvious.

It couldn't be more obvious that Nick is absolutely miserable in his life and in his relationship. The reason he always brags about money and viewers is because behind the scenes it's all falling apart and the only reason for it is him.

 

[Miller]

As an aside, here are some screenshots of Nick over the progression of time. See if you can spot the differences.

The iconic cuck goblet!

 

[verymuchawful]

Nick has based a large part of his personality on one thing, and that thing makes him act like a retard. He's literally drinking retard juice. He's addicted to retard juice. If he stops drinking retard juice he'll go into withdrawals because he's not acting retarded enough. But he has to look cool with his premium casket aged retard juice that comes in a fancy retard juice bottle so he can come off as a refined connoisseur of retard juice with fat stacks to afford the high-grade retard juice. Soon his liver will become retarded too as his consumption of retard juice spurs on cirrhosis of the liver.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Here we have a Rekeita guest being grilled by the former timestamper of all Nose's streams:

Spoiler: This fellow was a hard core fan

 

[Geared Chris]

I'm not sure there’s much "medically" that can be done for most young women in Kayla's situation, even with a history of repeated miscarriages at a young age.

He's actually discussed it a million years ago.

A quick Google on "younger female infertility + miscarriages," the following rings a bell: polycystic ovarian syndrome which is related to endometriosis (I recall thinking that it sounded similar). It's about fibroids affecting the ovaries which affects hormones and the development of the fetus. If she had a procedure - as Nick said - this is what the Cleveland Clinic says:

• Surgery: A surgical procedure can help restore ovulation by removing tissue in your ovaries that produces androgen hormones. With newer medications available, surgeons rarely perform this procedure.

But, in case I'm misremembering chromosomal issues are the most common problem. The only reason that matters is that Nick has discussed what they would have done if they had had a disabled child. Chalk that up to pro-life speak, or to what he feared.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

The issue is that Nick doesn't stick to anything. Didn't try in highschool, drifted between schools in college, did a few bank things, fell into law school, did law for a couple of years, did lawtubing for a few years, now wants to do coomstreaming.

He seems to be the archetype of a person who could never hold down a job and the excuse is never valid and the only reason he kept getting new ones are his family/parents. The difference is that Nick actually landed a well paying job. But now that he's bored of it, he's struggling cause he can't lose this one. Anything else would be too 'mind numbing' or too laborious for him (or skill issue).

Seriously, I feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone. Not everything is secretly about letting other people rail out his wife. Christ.

It is actually. If only for the fact Nick reads this thread and it makes him seethe.

Does he still pay Ryan the Editor? From his Xitter profile it says he's still Nick's editor so I can only assume he does, but when was the last time an actually edited video has been put on the channel? Surely Nick isn't bleeding his bank account for a literal freeloader (not Ryan's fault, Nick isn't giving him tasks).

Nick seems to be very stingy with money when it comes to other people (remember the way he talks about paying with exposure). I wouldn't be surprised if he negged Ryan into only getting paid if his edits get uploaded to yt/rumble/locals and his base pay is minimal if not zero.

...is Ryan Nick's Gator?