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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765

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Yeah... I could see this being why she was gone.

Did we get a good look at the people attending RIRE? Was it literally just a casting call for girls and all the guys at the party were MDE affiliated? I assumed it would be something like Fishtank where they got a whole house for a weekend for strangers to party and Jet to oversee and scout for some talent, not a sesh at Jet's place.
All I have to share is this video. It definitely only went one night because, first, Jet said it was only one night, second, too many of the wiggers were on IG the next day in downtown Providence.

I only see two girls in the video, the one wearing an obvious wig and the girl leaning back with her arms crossed.
The Live I saw from the day after was Damiel, Taxcin, Jet, and a girl with dark hair who kinda looked and was dressed like this.
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and easily could've been the girl in the pink wig from the first video.

The possibilities to me are, they had RIRE at a separate location, then brought the girls to Jet's place to crash and maybe left all the guys to crash at the location. Or, the whole party happened at Jet's. The possibility that the girls were unrelated to RIRE is pretty low.
 
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All I have to share is this video. It definitely only went one night because, first, Jet said it was only one night, second, too many of the wiggers were on IG the next day in downtown Providence.

I only see two girls in the video, the one wearing an obvious wig and the girl leaning back with her arms crossed.
The Live I saw from the day after was Damiel, Taxcin, Jet, and a girl with dark hair who kinda looked and was dressed like this.
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and easily could've been the girl in the pink wig from the first video.

The possibilities to me are, they had RIRE at a separate location, then brought the girls to Jet's place to crash and maybe left all the guys to crash at the location. Or, the whole party happened at Jet's. The possibility that the girls were unrelated to RIRE is pretty low.
It really seems like RIRE was a way to get some girls for an apartment party. There's no way they tried to set up this amazing house party that would generate no content and none of the wiggers went to it. People were checking everything that came from Rhode Island to determine if Josie was there and a few times fooled themselves into thinking Josie was off camera in a clip or a blurry girl in the background.
Jet certainly has a type... Is he anyone's type though?
 
There's no way they tried to set up this amazing house party that would generate no content and none of the wiggers went to it.
I dunno if I'm not explaining myself properly but that's not what I'm saying... I don't know if they were never at a location or if more people than the two girls were present, just that they ended the night late on Saturday with two girls and most of the wiggers at Jet's.

Was there more? I really only saw the video at Jet's from Money Goblin's IG.
 
I dunno if I'm not explaining myself properly but that's not what I'm saying... I don't know if they were never at a location or if more people than the two girls were present, just that they ended the night late on Saturday with two girls and most of the wiggers at Jet's.

Was there more? I really only saw the video at Jet's from Money Goblin's IG.
I didn't save anything because none of it actually had to do with Josie or anything interesting but yes there was a bit more. Either RIRE was distinct from Jet's party and there was some overlap in timelines or Jet's party was RIRE. I think it's as lame as the latter, Jet announced RIRE was over by showing himself "asleep" on the floor in his own apartment.

The primary reason for applications and hype was to fish for information to be used in later projects I think. They got a few girls over at the apartment out of it as a bonus.
 
Josie restocked her lanyards and added a keychain of herself to her store. The keychains are already sold out, when I checked upon seeing her post there were 7 so there were probably 10 or 15 to start and 50 new lanyards.
I think that lanyard batch is optimistic on her part but we'll see, I'm sure she'll profit after 10-20 anyway.
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Current stock
41 lanyards
10 Small shirts
0 Key chains
0 Stickers

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What's going on with Sam? I keep seeing people complain that he has not made any new content and that Chris sucks as Nick's cohost. Is he busy with WP2 or what?
 
What's going on with Sam? I keep seeing people complain that he has not made any new content and that Chris sucks as Nick's cohost. Is he busy with WP2 or what?
I don't know if we're the experts compared to maybe someplace else on KF, but from what I have seen he's editing WP2, there's PGL, some shorts, doing stuff for mondo megabits... he's hardly been off the grid. Just hasn't been streaming with Jet.

Anyway no real updates today. Someone got Jon for demanding cash to appear on a podcast before lowering the rate when the guy ghosted him. FT really screwed with his ego, I know he got one or two actual takers at the $500 rate just after the show but he was bound to be shamed by the summer for not taking the offers he was given.

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I don't know if we're the experts compared to maybe someplace else on KF, but from what I have seen he's editing WP2, there's PGL, some shorts, doing stuff for mondo megabits... he's hardly been off the grid. Just hasn't been streaming with Jet.

Anyway no real updates today. Someone got Jon for demanding cash to appear on a podcast before lowering the rate when the guy ghosted him. FT really screwed with his ego, I know he got one or two actual takers at the $500 rate just after the show but he was bound to be shamed by the summer for not taking the offers he was given.

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I don't get why John and these people don't want to talk about fishtank like it's not the only thing they are doing; it's like Mia Kahlifa getting mad at people who bring up her porn career. Like Nigga, what do you think you're known for?
 
Did anything happen with Simone after the show? Has he disappeared back to China or did the authorities pick him up?
 
Did anything happen with Simone after the show? Has he disappeared back to China or did the authorities pick him up?
He posted an Instagram story and I think did a brief Instagram Live one time. As far as I know he's still in the US and not impacted by Fishtank much.
What's going on with Sam? I keep seeing people complain that he has not made any new content and that Chris sucks as Nick's cohost. Is he busy with WP2 or what?
There's a Sam Hyde thread where you'd get better answers about the man himself. I'd link it but I'm on Tor so it'd be an onion address. Just ctrl+f "Sam Hyde" in this same forum.
 
I don't get why John and these people don't want to talk about fishtank like it's not the only thing they are doing; it's like Mia Kahlifa getting mad at people who bring up her porn career. Like Nigga, what do you think you're known for?
Jon in particular got told off by Jet for talking inside baseball in a Space, but that was during the show on May 4 just after he had been eliminated.
They had Jon talking about finding the video of Damiel with Sam before the show, and talking about the swatting, and Jet appeared abruptly and said there's a 3-year-NDA so Jon shouldn't be talking about anything until they do an official catch-up with him.

But yeah I'd say the NDA is mostly the vehicle his ego is riding on now, he think she's famous on his own two feet and the NDA is the excuse to not get asked why he didn't want to act like a retard.

Did anything happen with Simone after the show? Has he disappeared back to China or did the authorities pick him up?
He was in a Chime ad that was running on YouTube, until people sent it to Sylvia and she did a whole stream reacting to it. I think her video now contains the only footage of that. It had a bunch of comments pointing him out and eventually they took it down.
I think he's just back to doing exactly what he was doing before Fishtank - responding to Craigslist acting ads. The Instagram Live he did most recently was him modeling for a boxing instructor who seemed to be making a video for social media.

edit: I fucking told you guys
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He's not the sort of guy who would think to monetize himself but if someone strapped a go-pro to him like when cat owners put go-pros on an outside cat I bet there'd be like, at least a half hour daily of funny shit in there.
I think if Jon had someone to play straight man to his wild man and who helped him out making and editing videos they could have some solid gold.
He's got an editor in Oregon now so it's more or less exactly what we were expecting.

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"s1e05", showing the end of the day on day 18.
So approximately 4 days per episode.
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He was in a Chime ad that was running on YouTube, until people sent it to Sylvia and she did a whole stream reacting to it. I think her video now contains the only footage of that. It had a bunch of comments pointing him out and eventually they took it down.
I thought I shared my copy before, sorry. Full res linked and low res local copy.

edit: I fucking told you guys
LOL That's hilarious, good job. Jon is a specimen, for sure.

"s1e05", showing the end of the day on day 18.
Episode 5. Day 18/42
I think they underestimated how much they'd have to gloss over with 10 episodes. Tragic.


Josie is back in action. She's hanging in pre-stream chat interacting with people as usual. Official: Not Cooking by the Book canon
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No offense to Josie but if you are a grown man watching this you are either mentally stunted or have some disturbing sexual preferences. This shit is not normal.
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...lol. Maybe being on Fishtank will give her a thicker skin, I said months ago, stupidly...

From Frank's story, photo from a few weeks ago, now.
Still imagining if they had overlapped in the tank. Someone would've been bleeding by the end of it.
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Tyson teasing non-Lance merch... I know it isn't but the photo makes it look like a branded bag of chips.

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if you are a grown man watching this you are either mentally stunted or have some disturbing sexual preferences.
Stupid of me to hope, but a Season 2 where lolicons and pedos are not submitting TTSes would be a more enjoyable experience.... all Jet has to do is not hire a girl that is exactly his taste.... damn it.....
 
shit tier take from jet that damiel liked
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edit: sam tweeted this out for fishtank season 2
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edit 2: it's the old house, taken by someone at some point during fishtank season 1
 
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shit tier take from jet
Stuff like this, his stupid wigger music and his worship of E-girls are a reminder to me that outside of his bad mimicking of Sam's personality and actions he's just another clay-brained zoomer faggot. I wouldn't be surprised if we see a Jet turns on Sam arc in his future and a denouncement of his current father figure with all of the faggotry Jet does.
 
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