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Chris will never be able to keep on top of bills for that big house on his tugboat. I'm sure Barb's check is going to whoever is warehousing her. That cuts the income in half. He might be able to keep up the mortgage, but the second a pipe breaks or the roof leaks, Chris will be done and the bank will swoop in.

No, Chris will get donations from weens and the bank will apologise and fire the bigot who foreclosed on a disabled transwoman of autism and pay the mortgage off as a gesture of goodwill

Chris could shoot somebody in broad daylight because they put pickles on his sandwich and it would turn out they were in a terrorist cell and he gets awarded the key to CWCville
 
At this point I'm stunned that a ween hasn't charged over and rapped on the door by now.

I am not advocating this, do not fucking do this. I am however amazed that some idiot hasn't.
Well, normally thinking why would anyone? Like people did stray around the house but no one is stupid to get a police charge on themselves. ( a police case on you is highly damaging if you want a normal career)
Like what if Chris chan pulls out a gun and shoot you. It would be the most shameful way to die by getting shot from fuckin Chris chan. No thanks, I don't want to be laughed at God.
 
I don't think it's the majority opinion here, but I think in her more lucid moments, she's overjoyed Chris is back home. The image of her as a sweet innocent old lady cowering in a corner begging her fat smelly retard son to not overpower and ravage her desiccated cunt seems to come from the people whose registration date is this year (and whose interest in Chris doesn't go much further back than that).

Her initiating inappropriate behavior with Chris has been documented since around the time Bob died. My theory since this started was she initiated the sexual relationship while still competent (for her), the gradual decline into senility was well underway, Chris didn't notice/care as long as he was getting china.

There's a tiny possibility he may connect two years away from his toys and video games with the sex with mom and not do it again, but I doubt it.
Didn't Chris say that at the beginning she told him no, at the stage when he was doing "old people's massages" and trying to give her a happy ending fingerbang

I don't know why he would lie about that, but maybe I'm underestimating his ego. "Barb soon realized my CPU Goddess soul bonding healing powers were good for her" is something I could see him saying to try to impress whoever he was sperging at I guess
 
What makes you guys think Chris is broke? He's gone 2 years without being able to spend his tugboat. Even if it was suspended his charges were dismissed, I can very much see backpay in his future. Not to mention whatever Sonichu medallion sales have happened since he went away.
 
Didn't Chris say that at the beginning she told him no, at the stage when he was doing "old people's massages" and trying to give her a happy ending fingerbang

I don't know why he would lie about that, but maybe I'm underestimating his ego. "Barb soon realized my CPU Goddess soul bonding healing powers were good for her" is something I could see him saying to try to impress whoever he was sperging at I guess
By all accounts of barb she's less likely to refuse a hotdog than sonic (pbuh)
 
i mean i could be remembering wrong but i swear i remember reading something about how after bob died she would always have chris get in bed with her and cuddle or something like that.
No your remembering that right. Barb wanted to spoon with Chris and then she got mad at Chris for doing it wrong or something.
 
What makes you guys think Chris is broke? He's gone 2 years without being able to spend his tugboat. Even if it was suspended his charges were dismissed, I can very much see backpay in his future. Not to mention whatever Sonichu medallion sales have happened since he went away.
I don't think he's broke but I think he will be blowing all his money in the near future on tard gear. In the event Barb isn't actually in the home, she might have stopped paying the mortgage and Chris will then be behind an eighball unless he pulls off yet another Teflon Tard maneuver.
i mean i could be remembering wrong but i swear i remember reading something about how after bob died she would always have chris get in bed with her and cuddle or something like that.
She threatened to smash his stuff if he didn't.
 
Didn't Chris say that at the beginning she told him no, at the stage when he was doing "old people's massages" and trying to give her a happy ending fingerbang

I don't know why he would lie about that, but maybe I'm underestimating his ego. "Barb soon realized my CPU Goddess soul bonding healing powers were good for her" is something I could see him saying to try to impress whoever he was sperging at I guess
I do seem to remember that. This could be explained by a couple of things. One is that he touched her with his hands down there before and she didn't like it. Doing stuff involving hands when the fingernails are chewed, broken, or even just recently clipped can be very painful. Every other aspect of his health and habits are pretty well-documented, but I've never seen anything on the state of his fingernails. Being someone of many bad habits, I wouldn't imagine they are anything you'd want near a sensitive part of your body. When he suggests doing his goddess stuff for/to her, she initially says no, but he manages to convince her or just persists in demanding it.
Another explanation is just that she's senile and what she wants or not changes by the minute.
 
I don't think he's broke but I think he will be blowing all his money in the near future on tard gear. In the event Barb isn't actually in the home, she might have stopped paying the mortgage and Chris will then be behind an eighball unless he pulls off yet another Teflon Tard maneuver.

She threatened to smash his stuff if he didn't.

Yeah that is one of the odd snippets that if this happened a decade ago, I would be totally sure Barb was more than happy to get her barbussy invaded by the Autistic Navy. We all know sometimes old people remain sexual active and perverted, as cringe inducing it is. On the other hand, Barb is now really old. She could be just confusing Chris with Bob, or any other of her many adventures of younger times. Imagine if she called Cole and asked him to come over and meet his father, and it was his retarded little brother grinning there like a motherfucker.
 
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I don't think he's broke but I think he will be blowing all his money in the near future on tard gear.
Chris is nigger rich right now after his tugboat payments supposedly collected while he was incarcerated. He's dropping fat stacks on 20 year old used cars but not very long from now that well's going to run dry and he'll either be back to begging or possibly pilfering Barb's social security retirement for more fun money.
 
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