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JFC that motherfucking autist has forced me into unprecedented levels of coping.

"Sure, he only did a year in jail but he's going to have permanent restrictions on his--"
Nope, case got dismissed, as far as the law is concerned he's an innocent man.
"Sure Ok, but he can never go home again, he's gonna live in halfway--"
Nope. He's back there now.
"R-Right, but Barb moved out and he's all alone."
Nope. Some ween photographed her there two days ago.

You know what? If the state of Virginia and Barb herself doesn't care if Chris turns his mentally incapacitated mother into his personal fleshlight I'm done fighting it. Have at it, Chris.
 
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Attractive Sexhaver said:
JFC that motherfucking autist has forced me into unprecedented levels of coping.

"Sure, he only did a year in jail but he's going to have permanent restrictions on his--"
Nope, case got dismissed, as far as the law is concerned he's an innocent man.
"Sure Ok, but he can never go home again, he's gonna live in halfway--"
Nope. He's back there now.
"R-Right, but Barb moved out and he's all alone."
Nope. Some ween photographed her there two days ago.

You know what? If the state of Virginia and Barb herself doesn't care if Chris turns his mentally incapacitated mother into his personal fleshlight I'm done fighting it. Have at it, Chris.
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Then, ya'll wonder why I hope he dies?
 
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Spergichu said:
Chris may have escaped legal repercussions beyond his stint in jail but his public image is completley ruined. Before, some people were at least willing to look past his shitty behavior and give him a fair shake, both because of his trolls and him being a brave and stunning autistic trans lesbian. But now, the box is open and he can't close it. He'll be blacklisted from every horsefucker convention on the globe, every influencer he tries interacting with will immediately block him and his alts, and all of his old enablers and watchmen will ignore his pleas for attention. Absolutely no one will humor him or his delusions now other than a few pathetic weens and the occasional z-list eceleb trotting him out like a circus freak for their audience. I would say this is kinda sad, but, you know, he fucked his dementia-ridden mother, so it is what it is.
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It's Chris chan, he's known for sonichu, shitting his pants, macing an employee over blarms and being a VIRGIN WITH RAGE

like I'm not exactly what reputation this is ruining? If anything the bronies will respect him more for breaking out of the virgin box

@Mariposa2.0 LTE why would you want him dead? This is hilarious. His purpose is to entertain us and he excels at it
 
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Mariposa2.0 LTE said:
Then, ya'll wonder why I hope he dies?
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When I read post like this, I wonder if this is all an elaborate psyop orchestrated by the government to control tards on the internet. But mostly the idea of Fed Chris complaining to the writers that his character is no longer believable, and they just nod and say “Noted, now go back to Virginia and fuck Agent Grandma.”

Would you pretend to be a retarded motherfucking transsexual brony who deifies Sonic the hedgehog? for America?
 
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It's Chris chan, he's known for sonichu, shitting his pants, macing an employee over blarms and being a VIRGIN WITH RAGE

like I'm not exactly what reputation this is ruining? If anything the bronies will respect him more for breaking out of the virgin box

@Mariposa2.0 LTE why would you want him dead? This is hilarious. His purpose is to entertain us and he excels at it
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There's a fine line between laughing at a retard because he's trying to imitate a normal human being and failing miserably and him pounding his mother's dusty sand cakes.
 
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Just out of curiosity, why are you so invested in him? Unless you plan to move next to BC14 and leave your granny/mother unsupervised, Chris will not affect you at all.
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He symbolizes everything wrong with the world.

Do pedophiles and rapists exist, yes. They always have. Problem is, with the more modern advent of justice, they were punished, ostricized, and limits were enforced on what they could and couldn't do.

Was Chris punished?
No, he was detained.

Was he ostricized?
No, not hard enough.

Limits enforced? Hell no, he was given access to vulnerable women despite putting minimal effort into "passing " as a woman, and he's back at 14BC.

Western Society Is So Corrupt.

Chris should have been strewn up by his filthy underwear and made to be a public pariah on a global level. Chris shouldn't have sf esteem. He shouldn't be allowed to loiter and perv in the women's restroom, and he shouldn't be allowed to pretend that he has rights.
 
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TestTubePuppy said:
Chris will never be able to keep on top of bills for that big house on his tugboat. I'm sure Barb's check is going to whoever is warehousing her. That cuts the income in half. He might be able to keep up the mortgage, but the second a pipe breaks or the roof leaks, Chris will be done and the bank will swoop in.
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Can't wait for more e begging
 
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Spergichu said:
Chris may have escaped legal repercussions beyond his stint in jail but his public image is completley ruined. Before, some people were at least willing to look past his shitty behavior and give him a fair shake, both because of his trolls and him being a brave and stunning autistic trans lesbian. But now, the box is open and he can't close it. He'll be blacklisted from every horsefucker convention on the globe, every influencer he tries interacting with will immediately block him and his alts, and all of his old enablers and watchmen will ignore his pleas for attention. Absolutely no one will humor him or his delusions now other than a few pathetic weens and the occasional z-list eceleb trotting him out like a circus freak for their audience. I would say this is kinda sad, but, you know, he fucked his dementia-ridden mother, so it is what it is.
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Imagine the security issue's any con would have with Chris there, if wasn't doing something to upset people then their would be people out to mess with him.
 
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Chris will never be able to keep on top of bills for that big house on his tugboat. I'm sure Barb's check is going to whoever is warehousing her. That cuts the income in half. He might be able to keep up the mortgage, but the second a pipe breaks or the roof leaks, Chris will be done and the bank will swoop in.
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I doubt the bank will want that house. Between Chris’s hygiene, hoarding, too many pets and the weens who will intrude on anyone living there, the house would cost more to repossess than they could expect to make from.
 
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I raped a dog 2day said:
I doubt the bank will want that house. Between Chris’s hygiene, hoarding, too many pets and the weens who will intrude on anyone living there, the house would cost more to repossess than they could expect to make from.
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Ever read cosmic horror?

Some places are so tainted and cursed, only the cleansing touch of fire is appropriate. It's only a matter of time before Chris accidentally lights the place up again, or perhaps when it is taken by the bank it will be destroyed and resold as an empty plot of land. Pretty much the best case scenario, I'm afraid. The house itself is too far-gone to home a new family, in my opinion. It's far too infested, both literally and metaphorically.
 
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Father Jack said:
Is anyone going to consider the possibility that Barb likes it?
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I don't think it's the majority opinion here, but I think in her more lucid moments, she's overjoyed Chris is back home. The image of her as a sweet innocent old lady cowering in a corner begging her fat smelly retard son to not overpower and ravage her desiccated cunt seems to come from the people whose registration date is this year (and whose interest in Chris doesn't go much further back than that).

Her initiating inappropriate behavior with Chris has been documented since around the time Bob died. My theory since this started was she initiated the sexual relationship while still competent (for her), the gradual decline into senility was well underway, Chris didn't notice/care as long as he was getting china.

There's a tiny possibility he may connect two years away from his toys and video games with the sex with mom and not do it again, but I doubt it.
 
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Mariposa2.0 LTE said:
There's a fine line between laughing at a retard because he's trying to imitate a normal human being and failing miserably and him pounding his mother's dusty sand cakes.
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I have exactly zero emotional investment over whether barb gets her barbussy rekked or not

On the other hand the idea of some Tard raping his mother to activate the merge is hilarious

So on balance it's 1-0 soul bonding with barb
 
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