More post-jail sightings megathread

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Porn only changed to "step" siblings for legal reasons.

Men don't want to just get their rocks off, they're looking for connection while doing so. That's why gonzo scenes have faded away, and so many idiots are wasting all their money on Onlyfans. I guess it's hard to pass off the pretty girl who has scenes fucking 100 niggers and has tattoos all over her anorexic body as your dream girlfriend.

 

[FinnSven]

are you a no-dong fong sock? have you considered for a moment that maybe barb_enjoys_it?

If she does, then “Consent Accident” is understating it.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

So all that barbussy is great, but how long until Chris leaves China and sends his navy to Nevada to explore the Muddy River?

 

[The Demon]

After all of this, there might be a small chance that somebody might go vigilante on Chris when they see him in public since he basically turned his own mother into his personal fucktoy with no lasting consequences.

honestly, i haven't really seen people get upset over chris chan. it has NOTHING on him getting arrested after pepper spraying someone at gamestop.

unless the rock i'm living under is working, in which case hell yeah

 

[Ted's of Beverly Hills]

After all of this, there might be a small chance that somebody might go vigilante on Chris when they see him in public since he basically turned his own mother into his personal fucktoy with no lasting consequences.

While I am not condoning that somebody fucks up Chris' shit, I would not be sad if it happened, and presumably, there are no tard wranglers around to protect him this time.

Prison was one thing, but was it too much to ask that he had been shoved into a tard farm for the rest of his life? He probably would have been in my state.

Even if the authorities dropped the ball, the family is still in a position to do something about it - get her to file a restraining order, or even institutionalize Snorlax herself if all else fails. I kind of doubt they will, but maybe this is what it takes to make them wake up and take some responsibility for the situation. We're not quite at the stage yet where any random sperg on the internet should feel justified in going tard-hunting.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Even if the authorities dropped the ball, the family is still in a position to do something about it - get her to file a restraining order, or even institutionalize Snorlax herself if all else fails. I kind of doubt they will, but maybe this is what it takes to make them wake up and take some responsibility for the situation. We're not quite at the stage yet where any random sperg on the internet should feel justified in going tard-hunting.

i am actually surprised that barb was not sent off to a home while chris was in jail. shes barely even there and she lives in a hoard pile so either she was being an absolute cunt to whoever was taking care of her while chris was gone or shes not gone enough that shes helpless on her own. which if true would mean shes faking dementia to get chris to take care of her. similar to how chris will pretend to be more retarded than he actually is at times to get sympathy.

either way if one thing is for sure in all this its that the authorities are trash at their job and anything chris does from now on is on their hands because they could have stopped it.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

i am actually surprised that barb was not sent off to a home while chris was in jail. shes barely even there and she lives in a hoard pile so either she was being an absolute cunt to whoever was taking care of her while chris was gone or shes not gone enough that shes helpless on her own. which if true would mean shes faking dementia to get chris to take care of her. similar to how chris will pretend to be more retarded than he actually is at times to get sympathy.

either way if one thing is for sure in all this its that the authorities are trash at their job and anything chris does from now on is on their hands because they could have stopped it.

It's America, the land of the free. Freedom includes being able to abandon the mentally infirm or elderly, the freedom to rot away because you're shitty and pushed everyone you've known to their limits, and the freedom to fuck your elderly, practically retarded mother every 3 days.

Hoo-ah, just as the founding fathers intended!

 

[Whitney Houston On Crack]

For all intents and purposes, Barb is a pretty shit person and parent. She is probably the main reason why Chris is the way he is.

She may have been a borderline, narcissistic, manipulative, lying, filth-occupying, dirty rotten whore...

But even she does not deserve this.

No one does. No one ever, should be fucked by their own kid. It's simply wrong.

Cole should man up and take responsibility for her. Sure, he hates her guts, but she was the one that brought him to this world. Every once in a while, life brings us a shit sandwich to eat. Barb is Cole's shit sandwich. He should put her in a nursing home. If he doesn't have the money, then fuck it, he should just take her to live out the remainder of her shit life with him. She isn't going to live to 180, she will die soon, no matter what.

C'mon Cole, you piece of shit, do what's right, God damn it!

 

[King Metalia]

For all intents and purposes, Barb is a pretty shit person and parent. She is probably the main reason why Chris is the way he is.

She may have been a borderline, narcissistic, manipulative, lying, filth-occupying, dirty rotten whore...

But even she does not deserve this.

No one does. No one ever, should be fucked by their own kid. It's simply wrong.

Cole should man up and take responsibility for her. Sure, he hates her guts, but she was the one that brought him to this world. Every once in a while, life brings us a shit sandwich to eat. Barb is Cole's shit sandwich. He should put her in a nursing home. If he doesn't have the money, then fuck it, he should just take her to live out the remainder of her shit life with him. She isn't going to live to 180, she will die soon, no matter what.

C'mon Cole, you piece of shit, do what's right, God damn it!

If Cole wanted to help Barb he could not only do that, but also get some payback by putting her in the worst nursing home Virginia has to offer.

 

[FinnSven]

It's America, the land of the free. Freedom includes being able to abandon the mentally infirm or elderly, the freedom to rot away because you're shitty and pushed everyone you've known to their limits, and the freedom to fuck your elderly, practically retarded mother every 3 days.

Hoo-ah, just as the founding fathers intended!

Ben Franklin did claim that old ladies made good sexual partners.

 

[FunPosting101]

Nah but she took a few inches. Repeatedly, night after night and day after day.

Fixed.

 

[Billy_Sama!]

This is a L for both the American legal system and elderly care.

 

[FunPosting101]

So........remember that guy we made fun of cause he was sperging out about un-aliving Chris?

If it funny now?

NGL, that would be fucking tragic when we're about to get a whole new glorious era of Cahntent. :^)

I'm so glad I'm not the only sick fuck that thought of this.

Negro por favor, we all know that the sextape is next and then the onlyfans.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

It actually gets significantly worse when you consider the current social demographic trends.

Single mother households are quickly becoming the norm in many Western nations, many young men are increasingly dropping out of society and taking the stay at home neet path, and the amount of young people who are sexually, and even socially, active has been dropping like a fucking rock the past five or so years.

If this continues there's going to be a sizeable demographic of late Gen-Z/I-Gen men who, as a result of the above, are going to effectively have no contact with women outside of their immediate family once they leave school. Thankfully, the incest taboo is so deeply ingrained in our mammal brain that for the majoirty of them they'll get by with VR porn and vtubers. But there's going to be a portion of them that won't be satisfied with just that and will go for whatever they have available to them.

I'm hoping that I'm just autistic and looking way too deeply into this, but I'm starting to see the kind of extreme isolation that heavily contributes to incest occurring being replicated across wider society, and it legitimately has me concerned.

Japan had the whole hikikomori/NEET thing first. And I swear I recall seeing chatter outside any sort of porn/masturbation context of pressure to focus on school and exams being so ridiculous that some moms would sleep with their adolescent sons to relieve stress/reward achievement so they wouldn't be distracted by trying to get gyarufureindo

 

[AnOminous]

either way if one thing is for sure in all this its that the authorities are trash at their job and anything chris does from now on is on their hands because they could have stopped it.

Maybe she's actually totally okay with getting dicked by Chris.

 

[WonderWino]

do you really want to hear it?

No, after all it would probably be like that scene from evil dead 2 where ash plays the tape recording and wakes up the deadites cutting to POV shots of one rushing at the cabin. I can just see someone playing it and a sudden cut to chris's POV like the deadite scenes out in the woods with him returning from jail and bursting through the front door and horrified barb turning around screaming as the door opens and everything fades to black

 

[FunPosting101]

Maybe she's actually totally okay with getting dicked by Chris.

Of course she's okay with it, what darling older lady could ever say no to such a wonderful singer?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2vBDz_94s4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QKV1jX1wS8

Remember kiwis, no matter what we say or do, the following shall always remain true: Swiggity swootity, Chris-Chan's cumming in dat barbussy!

 

[Spergichu]

Chris is attempting to return to the before time when he could still go to conventions and wasn't vilified, but the pieces of the puzzle can't be put back to the way they were before.

Chris may have escaped legal repercussions beyond his stint in jail but his public image is completley ruined. Before, some people were at least willing to look past his shitty behavior and give him a fair shake, both because of his trolls and him being a brave and stunning autistic trans lesbian. But now, the box is open and he can't close it. He'll be blacklisted from every horsefucker convention on the globe, every influencer he tries interacting with will immediately block him and his alts, and all of his old enablers and watchmen will ignore his pleas for attention. Absolutely no one will humor him or his delusions now other than a few pathetic weens and the occasional z-list eceleb trotting him out like a circus freak for their audience. I would say this is kinda sad, but, you know, he fucked his dementia-ridden mother, so it is what it is.

 

[AnOminous]

Absolutely no one will humor him or his delusions now other than a few pathetic weens and the occasional z-list eceleb trotting him out like a circus freak for their audience. I would say this is kinda sad, but, you know, he fucked his dementia-ridden mother, so it is what it is.

He always chose pathetic weens over people who actually cared about him anyway though. E.g., Idea Tards.

 

[Mothra1988]

Chris may have escaped legal repercussions beyond his stint in jail but his public image is completley ruined.

He's a retard. This would be like saying a monkey ruined his public image by throwing shit at the zoo. The monkey doesn't care about his public image. He got clowned on by a Sonic cartoon and he didn't care. He lives in his own fantasy world.