More post-jail sightings megathread

[Ted Kaczynski]

Everyone is virtue signaling in this thread trying to say they would be fine with Chris being killed by someone or being put into jail (again) or into a tard home, but I think secretly everyone wants him to continue to be free and start posting his retard shit all over the internet again.
Let’s be real and just tell the truth, as horrifying as this whole thing is, you WANT to keep watching.

 

[RACISM]

Let’s be real and just tell the truth, as horrifying as this whole thing is, you WANT to keep watching.

I want a 24 hour livestream of Chris, it's true. What wacky adventures will he get into next.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

"3 inches in barbussy" sounds like the name of a Norwegian death metal album.

considering the kinda things metal bands sing about, i wont be surprised if theres a gutteral throat metal song by some obscure band from the highlands about Chris' antics out there somewhere

 

[KingPenguin120]

As if it won't be just a repeat of the shit before the Incest Saga. He'll be getting pulled into white knight discords and manipulated again, it's not gonna be fun.

I don't know, given he's probably never allowed near his

You know he was wearing that medallion when he was nuts deep in Barb.

He was Zappin' to the extreme in that Barbussy

 

[KingPenguin120]

It'll be interesting to see what happens later this month. I know Anime USA is going down Sept. 22-24 in Arlington, VA. which is a sub-2 hour drive from Ruckersville. Then there's some other startup convention in Baltimore the weekend after that.

And the fact he's likely pre-emptively banned isn't much given Chris already demonstrated he can willfully ignore these even if he's aware - this is why the macing incident happens because the Gamestop Manager told Chris he was still banned and Chris questioned why 'bygones can't be bygones'. There is now nothing stopping Chris from just driving to these conventions and trying to buy tickets at the convention registration desk, likely causing a scene when he's inevitably denied.

I hope Chris does his protective position again if he goes to that one and gets into trouble there

 

[KingPenguin120]

Everyone is virtue signaling in this thread trying to say they would be fine with Chris being killed by someone or being put into jail (again) or into a tard home, but I think secretly everyone wants him to continue to be free and start posting his retard shit all over the internet again.
Let’s be real and just tell the truth, as horrifying as this whole thing is, you WANT to keep watching.

Absolutely agree, Chris's stupid shit is far too funny to watch for it all to just to end suddenly. Though he doesn't deserves it, he should be allowed to walk free solely for the amusement of everyone online.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Joined Sep 3, 2023 you need to apologize for triple posting.

 

[Crungass]

The United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all have declared that Christine Chandler was not guilty of any crimes by fucking that Barbussy.
You wouldn't disagree with god would you?

 

[AnOminous]

And the fact he's likely pre-emptively banned isn't much given Chris already demonstrated he can willfully ignore these even if he's aware - this is why the macing incident happens because the Gamestop Manager told Chris he was still banned and Chris questioned why 'bygones can't be bygones'.

That happened because he vandalized the blarms display. "Bygones" was The GAMe PLACe.

 

[TV's Adam West]

maybe we were wrong, operating under the impression that the merge will be a glorious ascension
maybe it is in fact the opposite, a doomsday event, and it is up to some mighty hero to come along and stop the evil prophecy from fulfilling

who will it be? what honorable champion, or perhaps a group of legendary warriors, will finally strike down on the wicked god, destroying his power and mending the unfolding dimensional tear

will this be the awakening of Christopher Weston Chandler...

The merge was his bent cock with her nasty gaper.

 

[TheTourist]

Everyone is virtue signaling in this thread trying to say they would be fine with Chris being killed by someone or being put into jail (again) or into a tard home, but I think secretly everyone wants him to continue to be free and start posting his retard shit all over the internet again.
Let’s be real and just tell the truth, as horrifying as this whole thing is, you WANT to keep watching.

I dream about a return to form, 2009-2011 chris.

 

[MACAROON]

I dream about a return to form, 2009-2011 chris.

His gayest era, to be honest

 

[TheTourist]

His gayest era, to be honest

don't mislabel my boy.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Is anyone going to consider the possibility that Barb likes it?

I am now of the opinion it was consensual and years of spooning and grooming Chris led up to it.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

At this point I'm convinced that Chris is an incarnation of Randall Flagg. He just gets away with it.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

I am now of the opinion it was consensual and years of spooning and grooming Chris led up to it.

i honestly would not be surprised one bit. barb seemed to be dead set on making chris the new bob so that she would always have someone taking care of her while she rots away in her hoard. i do wonder what the thing was that finally made him fully go along with it. was he planning on using barb as a practice dummy of sorts to prepare for fiona or whatever her name was? or was he just no longer able to resist the allure of the barbussy.

 

[Enwardo]

i honestly would not be surprised one bit. barb seemed to be dead set on making chris the new bob so that she would always have someone taking care of her while she rots away in her hoard. i do wonder what the thing was that finally made him fully go along with it. was he planning on using barb as a practice dummy of sorts to prepare for fiona or whatever her name was? or was he just no longer able to resist the allure of the barbussy.

I think that he never was that interested in Fiona. I think he heard the term “mommywife” and thought “that sounds not so bad.”

 

[Jason Wynn]

At this point I'm convinced that Chris is an incarnation of Randall Flagg. He just gets away with it.

If anything he’s the Trashcan Man.

MY LIFE FOR BARBUSSY!!!

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

If anything he’s the Trashcan Man.

MY LIFE FOR BARBUSSY!!!

*The hand of god descends over the skies of Las Vegas to insert itself into the gaping vagina of His mother"

 

[Alan Shore]

Chris is nigger rich right now after his tugboat payments supposedly collected while he was incarcerated. He's dropping fat stacks on 20 year old used cars but not very long from now that well's going to run dry and he'll either be back to begging or possibly pilfering Barb's social security retirement for more fun money.

You can't collect benefits while incarcerated, or receive it as backpay once you're released either. Doesn't matter that he wasn't convicted, being in jail for longer than 30 days is the criteria for stopping payment. I worked at a shitty call center contracted by the DOL for a few years and you wouldn't believe the amount of idiots calling collect directly from prison thinking they could trick us into re-starting their unemployment payments halfway through a 10-20 year sentence.

Also, if you're in jail longer than 12 consecutive months, you can't just re-start your benefits. You need to completely file a new application along with providing official release documents. This is probably a blessing in disguise for Chris because it's a real bitch to get a block removed from your file as opposed to starting a new application, which is pretty straight forward.

Inmates were still entitled to stimulus checks during the pandemic, but without internet, they would've had to have found and filled out paper forms. Unless Chris's lawyer did it for him, I doubt he got those.