Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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I've been reading the thread since page 1, now on page 185, it's amazing, I love it, I understand now how it's going to be soon 3+ k pages.
What makes me both feel sad and flabbergasted is when he posts pics of his wedding, trips, car drives, the innocuous shit that makes him look like a liberal boomer, and I gotta say, that shit isn't so bad, he would have a pretty average good life if he wasn't so much of a complete trainwreck who answers every single post on Twitter.

I guess that's why lolcows are so entertaining to me, seeing how their narcissism is the main cause of their own suffering and exposure.
the number one reason I fully support the "don't tip the goddamn cow" rule is that it is SO MUCH INSANELY MORE FUNNY when the cow tips himself than when he gets a-logged into doing stupid shit. The second there is an argument against, the first is so obvious to everyone and sundry.
 
the number one reason I fully support the "don't tip the goddamn cow" rule is that it is SO MUCH INSANELY MORE FUNNY when the cow tips himself than when he gets a-logged into doing stupid shit. The second there is an argument against, the first is so obvious to everyone and sundry.
I fucking love watching normies turn into Patposters after they make some innocuous comment and he goes full “NOOO CHILD” on them. They go from surprised to disgusted so fast.
 
I fucking love watching normies turn into Patposters after they make some innocuous comment and he goes full “NOOO CHILD” on them. They go from surprised to disgusted so fast.
Exhibit #92032

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Ok, here is the full hour of oinking in a single paragraph.

A better person than me should fire up FatGPT and run this work of art through it.

Edit: Late & Gay

I've been reading the thread since page 1, now on page 185, it's amazing, I love it, I understand now how it's going to be soon 3+ k pages.
What makes me both feel sad and flabbergasted is when he posts pics of his wedding, trips, car drives, the innocuous shit that makes him look like a liberal boomer, and I gotta say, that shit isn't so bad, he would have a pretty average good life if he wasn't so much of a complete trainwreck who answers every single post on Twitter.

In theory this makes sense, but you have to factor in what really goes on during those trips. He takes those pictures to make it look like someone's Uncle on a normal vacation, but the entire time he's spamming Twitter with Enjoy Prison, You are not my toilet child. You did not fart in my wifes vagina atalker. Much like everything about his life; its a facade.
 
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Even if you did pull this superhuman feat off, wouldn't they just open up the hatch, shoot you, and wipe off the periscope? Or just Tianenmen you?

Patrick's idea also relies on the assumption that the guy equipped with the water balloon isn't going to get turned into meat chunks by an FPV suicide drone, or artillery laser guided or conventional, or vaporized by a glide bomb or thermobaric rocket.

People like pat forget that tanks do not operate alone. Tanks are supported by infantry, and mudfeet tend to be rather fond of the big metal boxes that make sniper nests and bunkers go away, and will be inclined to protect it.
These are all good points showing how dumb this idea is on multiple levels. I don’t think the Boys in Z are going to let some KhoKhols run up on their tank and throw a fucking balloon at it.

The idea actually makes me laugh the more I think about it. It reminds me of that scene in Indiana Jones where the was a guy doing all kinds of fancy sword play in order to intimidate Indiana, and then Indiana just shoots him.
 
If I didn't know our boy better, I'd say somebody hacked his account and was trying to make him look bad. What the fuck kind of terminally online dipshit talks to his fans like that? I'm dying over here this is so funny!!
Having actually met a few authors with way better sales than Fatty, can state they were pretty damn nice (granted, I also bought their books so y'know, there is that motivation). But still, you'd think he wouldn't go 0-100 on the tard rage chart right off the bat.
 
I am of two different minds on Pat's behavior.

On one hand, he is so stupid that I can see him ruining his life unintentionly with his incessant bullshit.

On the other, he so incredibly lazy that I can see him purposely sabatoging his life and career so as to avoid personal responsibility for his many failures by scapegoating the stalker children.
 
Slackjawed Cow over at the other forum has compiled screenshots of Pat's tweets from his first month on Twitter, way back in 2012.

Timeline for reference:

May 2011 - The Lappening.​
??? 2011 - Adrienne dumps Pat.​
Aug 2011 - Pat is arrested for threatening to murder Adrienne+Jon+Annabelle.​
Mar 2012 - Adrienne marries Jon.​
Sep 2012 - Pat joins Twitter.​

This is when Pat sets the scene for his (now-infamous) social media persona.

Bunch'a cope-tweets about Adrienne breaking his heart; brags about the half-marathon he was training for (the one he ended up cheating in); brags about his progress in becoming an author; boring geek shit and attempted jokes; letting people know that he drinks beer and has had sex.

In one of the tweets, he explains what his Twitter handle "stealthygeek" means:
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So that's how he wanted to be seen: A manly man known for manly things, that people are surprised to learn is additionally also into toy conventions and capeshit. A brave, modern defier of stereotypes. LMAO.

Another noteworthy tweet from the bunch pretty much confirms the theory that he ran that half-marathon to prove something to himself and his ex, because he very much wasn't over the divorce:
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Probably also why he decided to become an author. (She'll see! I'll be rich and famous and have a well-rounded life, and then she'll be sorry for leaving me!)

Pat's now-characteristic Twitter belligerence and assholishness has not yet manifested itself in these 2012 tweets. It's a more innocent time for him. Like a crossroads, where it still looks like his life might take a positive turn.

Before he fully ingratiates himself with the pedos and Woke fanatics of the SFWA.
Before 2016 allows him to gain 50k Twitter followers by fully leaning into his abrasiveness and rabidness as a "political firebrand".
Before in 2018 he starts waging a flame war against a certain subreddit dedicated to a defunct radio show, and is cocksure that he'll win if he goes all-in.
Before in 2020 his KiwiFarms thread is created.
 
He actually wants to live in Star Trek, a fiction.
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"Please do have fun."

Thats the bit that works me brother, and I never like turning a work into a shoot.

That affectation of aged wisdom, the sheer imitation of media he has deduced as "cool". He is pure bugman, a humanoid host for a cycle of replication.

I hope he falls of his bike in a really embarrassing way, that features pant shitting.
 
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