Porn and Porncows

[Ghostse]

I just find this whole situation to be sort of fascinating and horrifying, especially with the recent changes to the Minecraft ToS.
I'm sure if that list of IDs were to leak, Mojang would ban anyone they could get their hands on, let alone the laundry list of other reasons why sharing your real life state ID with a Minecraft sex modder might be a terrible idea.
I also can't believe that so many people are actually going along with it, but then again these are a breed of coomer who are specifically trying to play a Minecraft sex mod so how surprised can I really be.

For a certain breed of coomer, the humilation and impending findom are features, not bugs.

Source: gf is a recovering fag hag

"recovering" lol
Don't ever go to sleep on your stomach my man.

 

[saintJogger]

I never wanted to read the word "Fapcraft" and my life is worse for having done so.

That also applies to 'Minecraft sex mod', which raises the following two three questions:
1. What?
2. Why?
3. What's next? Lego porn?

 

[You gain Brouzouf]

This seems something more fitting for the Adult Games General thread. That said, that DRM part of thus all is the most retarded part of this.

Wasn't sure if this was the proper thread I figured the two modders were weird enough that they wouldn't be out of place here. I don't think there's a lot known about them but they definitely seem very weird.

I never wanted to read the word "Fapcraft" and my life is worse for having done so.

If I had to then so do all of you, I'm not bearing this cross alone.

I don't know why people would choose an always online sex mod for minecraft that could dox you instead of literally any other game that has sex mods that require zero internet connection.

I'm not sure what the specific draw to this is but it could be the fact that it's multiplayer.

For a certain breed of coomer, the humilation and impending findom are features, not bugs.

The current dev of the mod has talked about wanting to be a futa on a few occasions and has said they want to start a gofundme so they can finally afford the surgery for their futa cock and their followers seem happy with this idea, so humiliation and findom sounds about right.

3. What's next? Lego porn?

Shadman from nearly a decade ago would like a word with you, specifically he wants to talk about The LEgo Movie.

 

[saintJogger]

Shadman from nearly a decade ago would like a word with you, specifically he wants to talk about The LEgo Movie.

I don't know what a shadman is, but naturally I should've searched for Lego porn before posting. It does exist. Of course it exists.

Spoiler: NSFW - Lego porn

Spoiler: No, really. It's Lego porn.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

how the fuck do you get off sexually to minecraft of all things? its just blocks. next you tell me people get of jerking it to among us.

please say it aint so.

 

[Random Internet Person]

how the fuck do you get off sexually to minecraft of all things? its just blocks. next you tell me people get of jerking it to among us.

please say it aint so.

What is the explanation that allows you to keep your sanity? That’s probably it?

 

[Probably An Autist]

oh god its worse than i imagined.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

I don't know what a shadman is, but naturally I should've searched for Lego porn before posting. It does exist. Of course it exists.

Spoiler: NSFW - Lego porn

Spoiler: No, really. It's Lego porn.

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The last ones funny because of how they aren’t even reacting, just sticking with their cold dead smiles.

 

[Baked Al-Aqsa]

*Leans back in recliner*

Sonny, back in my day we would fire up the ol' internet and masturbate to actual men and women having sex. None of us would be caught dead beating off to "craft-mine" or "leg-oh" stuff or whatchamacallit. They'd get more than bullied. They'd get stoned.

Kids these days...

 

[Skeletonized Cow]

oh god its worse than i imagined.

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That's a pretty good argument against the existence of a loving God.

 

[TV's Adam West]

oh god its worse than i imagined.

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Behold, the day of the Lord comes, cruel, with wrath and fierce anger, to make the land a desolation and to destroy its sinners from it.

 

[Finger Pistols]

That's right, this random Minecraft sex mod has always online DRM that requires you to be whitelisted wiht an uploaded image of your photo ID to some random degen's discord server which I'm sure works flawlessly and would never ever backfire.
I believe the previous dev also tried to add his own DRM to some releases of the mod.

I fucking hate DRM. DRM and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

 

[Ogre Magi]

I fucking hate DRM. DRM and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

DRM is the Antichrist of modern computer programs.

It won't be long until some coomers remove the DRM from this mod though.

 

[electrician's apprentice]

Ok one hand, it's good they're making sure children will never get their hands on this mod
On the other hand, what the fuck!?

 

[Ogre Magi]

Ok one hand, it's good they're making sure children will never get their hands on this mod
On the other hand, what the fuck!?

Probably a measure due to Microsoft/Mojang coming down hard on mod developers recently.

Besides it being gross that they are using Minecraft to get off, those who willing give their personal information to use a porn mod for a game are serial coomers.

 

[King Bradley]

I never wanted to read the word "Fapcraft" and my life is worse for having done so.

Its going to be fucking hilarious when there is a data breach and all the coomers ids are leaked to the public.

 

[Londo]

Let's hope Clarebear doesn't try to install this. She's already had enough disasters with minecraft mods.

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

I already felt a huge pain of buyers remorse and nostalgic heart breaks after seeing the absolute state of Minecraft right now, I never needed to read about a fucking sex mod requiring you to dox yourselves if you're looking for a quick fap and regret session.

 

[Meowstery]

The funniest thing about this is I'm pretty sure Mojang cracked down on Schnu's mod not only because of the porn shit, but mainly making his mod paid only. If I remember right the minecraft eula says no making paid mods, and mojang has been very aggressive with handling online issues this year. Sure the minecraft porn thing might be a problem, but having a paid mod become popular would piss them off more.

I wonder how long it'll take for 'fapcraft' to go under.

 

[Relinquish]

next you tell me people get of jerking it to among us.

They do

I remember I saw a screenshot of a video on xvideos which was basically a compilation of pornographic artworks about among us. I remember very clearly that this video had OVER 8 MILLION VIEWS