Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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He’s still fucking going. I counted 25 replies just to this Hefty Farts account in the last 10 minutes and then I gave up and stopped counting. He’s replying to xeets HF made several days ago. Is this a manic episode or is he just shitfaced?

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His whole Twitter timeline is a riot about now, but this one got my sides so good that a co-worker came to check on me.

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We definitely should not look at this thread at work but how the fuck can we not? It's too good to not get paid to laugh at this fucking cow.
 
If I didn't know our boy better, I'd say somebody hacked his account and was trying to make him look bad. What the fuck kind of terminally online dipshit talks to his fans like that? I'm dying over here this is so funny!!
"I'm still talking. You'll know when I'm finished. Then it will be your turn."
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This is to a fan not a stalker, not a funster, not to one of the negros that farts in his wife's vagina while he's in the basement making succulent Niggeroni, a fan dismayed and confused that the guy she's following the books of (I'm not going to shit on her for that, everyone has different taste) is just a complete asshole to everyone he talks to, 24/7.
She didn't do anything but express her concern and offer what is (if you don't know Fat) pretty sound advice, and he treats her like that... this guy just does not know how to talk to people.

And bull fucking shit he talks to people like that IRL, he would have been stomped into a fucking coma by now, it just takes the wrong person, you can be a smarmy condescending shit all you like online, but do that to the wrong guy, someone who doesn't take disrespect and is seriously about that life, he'd get fucking hurt. Badly.
He would have learned a lot more humility if he tried that offline.

What Pat means is when someone interrupts him IRL he huffs and mutters to himself Fatly, and then takes to Xitter to angrily insist he doesn't fat and to catch up on 4 day old Patposts because it's the only way he can feel like a man, insulting women online who show concern for his fucking schizo behavior and assholishness.
His whole Twitter timeline is a riot about now, but this one got my sides so good that a co-worker came to check on me.

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Ok so by my reckoning in that hour he was tweeting he tweeted over 60 times, with the result wall of madness looking like this

Did it, stalker. Enjoy prison. Never been unemployed, stalker. Enjoy. You are not protestors, stalker. Enjoy prison. No, stalker. I don't. Enjoy prison. Enjoy prison, stalker. $0, stalker. Just like last time. Enjoy prison. No, stalker. It isn't. Enjoy prison. You aren't trolls, stalker. Enjoy prison. Enjoy prison, stalker. Enjoy prison, stalker. Yes, stalker. It is. Cope in your 8x6. My name is not Rick, stalker. Enjoy prison. No, stalker. I wasn't. As the report you continue to obsessively lie about states clearly. Enjoy prison. Enjoy prison, stalker. Had no such charges, stalker. Enjoy prison. Enjoy prison, stalker. Enjoy prison, stalker. Enjoy prison, stalker. Enjoy prison, stalker. Enjoy prison, stalker. Enjoy prison, stalker. Am one, stalker. Enjoy prison. Enjoy prison, stalker. Enjoy prison, stalker. No, stalker. I didn't. As the report you continue to obsessively lie about states clearly. Enjoy prison. No, stalker. It doesn't. Enjoy prison. Enjoy prison, stalker. Enjoy prison, stalker. $0, stalker. Enjoy prison. Your life is already over, stalker. Enjoy prison. Yes, stalker. It is. Enjoy prison. Hasn't fallen apart at all, stalker. Enjoy prison. Enjoy prison, stalker. You have no evidence of any kind, stalker. Only delusions. Enjoy prison. We've told no lies at all, stalker. Lying is what you do. Which, yes, is why no journalist should talk to your criminal stalking cult. Enjoy prison. Wrong in every last delusional detail as always, stalker. Enjoy prison. Didn't threaten my daughter, Robert. As the report you continue to obsessively lie about states clearly. Enjoy prison. No, Robert J. Prongay. We aren't SWATTing ourselves. The police know we aren't. They know you are. Enjoy prison. I've never been convicted or even charged with any crime in my life, Robert J Prongay. You can't say the same. And soon, your rap sheet gets much longer. Enjoy prison. That's not why you're going to prison, Robert. Enjoy. Your life is already over, Robert. Enjoy prison. No, stalker. I didn't, and wasn't. As the report you continue to obsessively lie about states clearly. Enjoy prison. None, stalker. Enjoy prison. No, stalker. I wasn't convicted, or even charged with anything and never threatened my daughter or ex-wife, as the report you continue to obsessively lie about states clearly. Enjoy prison. Have none, stalker. Enjoy prison. You are not my little brother, stalker. Enjoy prison. No, stalker. I wasn't. As the report you continue to obsessively lie about states clearly. Enjoy prison. Your life is already over, stalker. Enjoy prison. Wrong in every last delusional detail as always, stalker. Enjoy prison. That's not why you were sued, stalker. And it's not why you can no longer escape prison now. Enjoy. Wrong as always, stalker. Enjoy prison. No, stalker. I didn't. As the report you continue to obsessively lie about states clearly. Enjoy prison. We aren't SWATTing ourselves or paying anyone to SWAT us, stalker. You are. The police know you are. Enjoy prison. No, stalker. We weren't. Enjoy prison. Enjoy prison, stalker. No, stalker. Didn't do any of those things either. Enjoy prison. No, stalker. We didn't. Enjoy prison. Enjoy prison, stalker. No, stalker. We didn't. Enjoy prison. Enjoy prison, stalker.

For pure scholarly purposes I decided to alphabetise the result to see if any patterns emerge

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And just for fun I removed all spaces and punctuation

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erm....ok so I just ran the wall through a duplicate word remover tool and the results almost seem like some coded admissions which I have highlighted in allcaps

Did it stalker Enjoy prison Never been unemployed You are not protestors No I don't 0 Just like last time isn't aren't trolls YES IS COPE in your 8x6 My name Rick wasn't AS THE REPORT CONTINUE TO OBSESSIVELY LIE ABOUT STATES CLEARLY HAD SUCH CHARGES Am one didn't doesn't life already over Hasn't fallen apart at all have evidence of any kind Only delusions WE'VE TOLD LIES LYING WHAT DO Which why journalist should talk criminal stalking cult Wrong every delusional detail ALWAYS THREATEN DAUGHTER Robert J Prongay WE SWATTING OURSELVES POLICE KNOW They I've convicted or even charged with crime can't say same And soon rap sheet gets much longer That's you're going None anything THREATENED EX-WIFE LITTLE BROTHER WERE SUED it's can escape NOW PAYING ANYONE SWAT US weren't those things either

Guys I think I might have finally cracked the fatrick code
 
I'm imagining the Russians getting Zerg rushed by those headless things in Serious Sam except they're Ukrainian conscripts armed with paint balloons.
"Looks like you mashed some poor feller's dog, Sarge."
"It's a Fatling Sergey, a smaller type of Fat, but they wouldn't be out this far unless...........oh shit!"
*Multiple loud but fat sounding roars that sound like "NOOOOO CHIIIIILLLLD" as indistinct fat shapes appear backlit by the bright headlights of the BTR*
"I love you Sarge!"
*Hundreds of paint filled ballons fill the air and the sound of a pepperoni grinder starts as it fades to black*
 
I'm not going to shit on her for that, everyone has different taste
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How braindead do you have to be to follow Patrick S. Tomlinson on Xitter... for book updates? I mean, that statment alone speaks volumes on your average Rick fan (if she's even real); look at this shit:

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How does anyone go to Pats Xitter, where he correcTs the record daily on his debtors exam, abandoned daughter, arrest report, and high school transcripts (D+ in problem solving btw) and convince themselves "My favorite author Patrick S. Tomlinson hasn't published anything in four years but surely today will be the day he puts down the bottle and picks up the pen". BREAKING NEWS ALERT: Piggy squeals over a hundred times a day and not one oink in MONTHS has been dedicated to his progress on that retarded Tiny Tim sequel. This person is either a reddit troll or lives in a group home because I refuse to believe anyone capable of caring for themselves enjoys Fats books enough to check his Xitter for updates.

You see how he treats his "stalkers", you see how he treats his friends, you see how he treats anybody slightly to the right of him, and you see how he treats people who disagree with him, he treats them all like shit. Patrick has no respect for anybody, for fucks sake, he talks about his wife's antidepressant regime and calls her a one night stand. So when you try to give Mr. D+inproblemsolving some genuinely good advice and he calls you a stupid infant, why are you surprised? Because you're dumb enough to be his fan and naive enough to think he'd respect you for that.
 
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How braindead do you have to be to follow Patrick S. Tomlinson on Xitter... for book updates? I mean, that statment alone speaks volumes on your average Rick fan (if she's even real); look at this shit:

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How does anyone go to Pats Xitter, where he correcTs the record daily on his debtors exam, abandoned daughter, arrest report, and high school transcripts (D+ in problem solving btw) and convince themselves "My favorite author Patrick S. Tomlinson hasn't published anything in four years but surely today will be the day he puts down the bottle and picks up the pen". BREAKING NEWS ALERT: Piggy squeals over a hundred times a day and not one oink in MONTHS has been dedicated to his progress on that retarded Tiny Tim sequel. This person is either a reddit troll or lives in a group home because I refuse to believe anyone capable of caring for themselves enjoys Fats books enough to check his Xitter for updates.

You see how he treats his "stalkers", you see how he treats his friends, you see how he treats anybody slightly to the right of him, and you see how he treats people who disagree with him, he treats them all like shit. Patrick has no respect for anybody, for fucks sake, he talks about his wife's antidepressant regime and calls her a one night stand. So when you try to give Mr. D+inproblemsolving some genuinely good advice and he calls you a stupid infant, why are you surprised? Because you're dumb enough to be his fan and naive enough to think he'd respect you for that.
I'm still talking. You'll know when I've finished. Then it will be your turn.
 
Btw guys, he needs his Twitter account to promote his books 😏

Seriously imagine being a publisher and seeing this shit on a prospective author's timeline:
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I don't know if I'm gonna enjoy the Psychotic break arc, Pat was funniest when his issues were rooted in reality
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idk a publisher might think he's pitching his idea of a shizo accusing randos of stalking him. With the book being an unreliable narrator. They might think he's taking the unreliable narrator trope to the internet age.
Retard thinks a party balloon with paint will disable a t-90 main battle tank.
Like there's no fucking wipers on the optics, like a there's no spare ones in the back if they get shot at, like a fucking party balloon will not pop in the middle of a fucking warzone until it pops above a tank, exactly where the cameras are, lmao.
He thinks fighting a tank is a boss battle where he's not locked into the arena with them, they're locked into the arena with him. Presumably where goons with guns will engage in one-to-one hand-to-hand combat in between phases.
Pat has no real world experience so his theories are only based in fiction. His BS vs Katana is based on how Asian media shows samurai to be able to cut people without noticing while broadsword fights are more realistic (and any fight involving western or arabic swords, really). He thinks a tank will just show up and has no contingency for fucked up optics.
the number one reason I fully support the "don't tip the goddamn cow" rule is that it is SO MUCH INSANELY MORE FUNNY when the cow tips himself than when he gets a-logged into doing stupid shit. The second there is an argument against, the first is so obvious to everyone and sundry.
Yeah. While the antics of the pest are funny when they don't cross a line (going to his court hearing) his blowback from his balloon tweet was the funniest and if that didn't humble him nothing will.
In one of the tweets, he explains what his Twitter handle "stealthygeek" means:
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So that's how he wanted to be seen: A manly man known for manly things, that people are surprised to learn is additionally also into toy conventions and capeshit. A brave, modern defier of stereotypes. LMAO.
I first saw Fat on /fit/ posted on WPH (weak people hate)
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looking like this nobody thinks he's manly. He genuinely looks like an aging homosexual.
>Fake Jackie
How do we know it's not really Jackie pretending to be troll pretending to be Jackie? it would fit with GNAA. Like Sting
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Legend. I wish I knew how to clip. Until such time, you are my hero. No homo.
Theres a really simple app called lossless cut. It works on windows, mac & linux. You sometimes have to clip a second or two early or late to avoid losing something (its not accurate to the exact frame) but its very easy and fast to use.

that being said, if anyone sees video that should be archived or clipped feel free to tag me.
 
I’m a phone fag unfortunately so you can bet your ass I’ll try to tag you.
Theres a really simple app called lossless cut. It works on windows, mac & linux. You sometimes have to clip a second or two early or late to avoid losing something (it’s not accurate to the exact frame) but it’s very easy and fast to use.

that being said, if anyone sees video that should be archived or clipped feel free to tag me.
 
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