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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
wait, that's the 6000 word best thing he's ever written? Attacking a now new person in the Morris family since he's already been buck broken by Harry and stonewalled by Amanda? What a classy gentleman. And a good writer, even!
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His self-published memoirs are going to be so fucking funny.
 
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free_protons4u said:
The tweet is gone.
The story is gone on TheRalphLivejournal.com

Wonder why the change of heart?
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He's already embarrassed Manduh so he achieved what he wanted. I'm guessing his impulsive drug addict brain has just pinballed back to a rational thought to pull it down.

If I had to guess, there must be private communications between him and the Morrises rn that are making him do unhinged shit like this.

As always, Ralph has a completely absurd kneejerk reaction whenever he feels disrespected and then when the inevitable fallout happens he starts backpedalling.
 
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LiquidChrisRespecter said:
He's already embarrassed Manduh so he achieved what he wanted. I'm guessing his impulsive drug addict brain has just pinballed back to a rational thought to pull it down.

If I had to guess, there must be private communications between him and the Morrises rn that are making him do unhinged shit like this.

As always, Ralph has a completely absurd kneejerk reaction whenever he feels disrespected and then when the inevitable fallout happens he starts backpedalling.
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Or he wanted to delete it quick before getting kicked off Xitter.
 
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Imagine if a classic novel had been written by Ralph.

"Nigger!", he squealed. "You're not thinkin, I hope, that we pigs are doin this cause we're greedy and better that you. We actually don't like xannies and Maker's Mark. I personally dislike them myself, if you want to know the truth about it. The only reason we took the xannies and Maker's Mark was so we could keep living. Xannies and Maker's Mark, and this has been SCIENTIFICALLY proven, contains ingredients necessary to the, well-being of a pig. We pigs are the brains. The survival of this place depends on us. Day and NIGHT we're watching out for you! As a matter of fact, it's probably YOU that's the reason we need to drink that Maker's Mark and swallow those xannies!"
 
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Clarence said:
But it's gone on the website though so I can imagine the Morris family may be finally lawyering up and this is just part of building a case. Ralph should know this but he does dumb shit anyway that always comes back to bite him in the ass.
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Odd, it's still on his livejournal for me. I cleared my cache and it said the page didn't exist but when I refreshed the URL it was there again. Not sure if it's fuckery with TOR and cache or if it's just being fucked by so many people accessing it. The archive still exists regardless.
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AncientPhosphur said:
What did Ronnie do?
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I think everyone will jump to the conclusion that he was molested by Ronnie him but there’s a ton of reasons that one could develop an anal fixation, knowing Ralph and everyone he’s been through lately the only plausible explanation I can come up with is that he was molested by Evan.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
Odd, it's still on his livejournal for me. I cleared my cache and it said the page didn't exist but when I refreshed the URL it was there again. Not sure if it's fuckery with TOR and cache or if it's just being fucked by so many people accessing it. The archive still exists regardless.
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My mistake, but I think he just took it off the front page then.
 
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I’m not reading that.

I pray that your ReRoll daughter is never subjected to your presence again.

You are a danger to every woman or child unfortunate enough to cross paths with you.

Why are you telling strangers on the Internet about your estranged wife’s rape? What the fuck is wrong with you?

What kind of sick motherfucker exposes somebody else’s (underage) rape story that they shared with you in confidence. To dunk on Jolene? How do you know Mantsu isn’t lying about that? Does she only tell the truth when it’s convenient for you?

Eat all the bags of dicks Ralph. Hope you enjoy Jarbo’s new song.
 
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"as a very foolish man, i would like to further endanger my financial situation"
thats about what i got from that article, thats all i could really hear in my head
"Do your worst and leak whatever you will on me because I no longer care about this mortal coil or the fate of my life before I finally shuffle off it"
this is another one of those Ralph quotes that will have MANY replies id imagine, but Ralph killing himself is as likely as Bossman Jack deleting his channel
 
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GradeAGobbleDeeGook said:
"as a very foolish man, i would like to further endanger my financial situation"
thats about what i got from that article, thats all i could really hear in my head
"Do your worst and leak whatever you will on me because I no longer care about this mortal coil or the fate of my life before I finally shuffle off it"
this is another one of those Ralph quotes that will have MANY replies id imagine, but Ralph killing himself is as likely as Bossman Jack deleting his channel
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He keeps saying various versions of how he has nothing to lose, but he’s not operating any differently than when he did lol. This has always been Ralph. IDK if he’s ever been alone like this before (and if he has, not in a foreign country) but he’s always operated like he has nothing to lose lol, even when he’s not single and super lonely. him acting like he’s got nothing to lose is precisely how he’s ended up in this situation where he actually has nothing to lose.
 
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