Celebrity Grimes / Claire Elise Boucher - The once indie darling, ex of Elon Musk, smells like a roll of nickels

[CoolFool]

So is Grimes mad because Musk won't let her see the son? Am I reading that right?

 

[sorrycharlie]

So is Grimes mad because Musk won't let her see the son? Am I reading that right?

That’s what I read too. Damn, rich people are so ghetto.

 

[beautiful person]

It’s just occurred to me - is this a ghetto spelling of Siobhán?

Apparently her mother is Punjabi and her name is Sikh/Punjabi, meaning "devotee of Shiva".

 

[CoolFool]

I have to wonder why Elon is apparently trying to keep Grimes away from her son now? I could understand it back when Grimes was shacking up with a troon, but she dumped him and also seemed to be saying/hanging out with people that aren't exactly troon friendly.

Besides, I thought it was already arranged that Elon has sole custody of the son while Grimes has the custody of the daughter? If so, then is Elon trying to keep the son away completely, or is Grimes trying to get more time to see him? Either way bitching about it on Twatter is stupid, just settle it in the courts like other parents do.

 

[Syro]

I thought it was already arranged that Elon has sole custody of the son while Grimes has the custody of the daughter?

You'd think they'd have some shared custody thing but who really knows with them two. Although their parenting is debatable, to quote Claire herself:

"The best situation here," she says, "is me training the girl and him"—Musk—"training the boy."

(archive)

So make of that what you will.

But as hard as it is to feel the slightest bit of empathy for both parties, I do feel a bit for Claire who (at least initially) didn't want X's face in public view yet nearly every photo where he's seen in clear view has always been with Musk, who just seems to love carrying him around fucking everywhere.
An example being where he took baby X on a walk while barefoot at 2:30 in the morning to see Richard Branson before Branson's first spacetrip:

Richard Branson has revealed a bizarre story about finding Elon Musk in the kitchen of his New Mexico house in the middle of the night before his first space flight.

In an interview this weekend, Mr Branson said the Twitter and Tesla owner was completely barefoot, holding his fast-asleep baby X Æ A-12, and had apparently come to wish him well ahead of his Virgin Galactic mission to take the first passengers into space.

He said he went downstairs to get a cup a coffee and found "Elon had decided to surprise us".

Mr Branson told The Sunday Times magazine: "He was there with his baby. Basically, he's a night animal.

"He doesn't really sleep at night and gets his sleep in the daytime. We made a pot of tea and sat outside under the stars and caught up.

"I think it was about 2.30am," Mr Branson told the newspaper. "I woke up two hours earlier than I was meant to and jumped out of bed, and then actually realised I'd got the wrong time, but by then I was wide awake."

Apparently, a member of Mr Branson's family had let him in.

(archive)

It just seems that Musk is sort of using X as a weapon against Claire by going against her wishes of giving him privacy, instead choosing to puppet him around the Twitter offices for photo ops and taking the poor kid to that Valorant exhibition where Musk got booed – as much as a prick his father is the poor kid did not deserve to be in the presence of that.

 

[Surfherder]

There used to be a very popular music/shitposting blog called Hipster Runoff. It made fun of her a bunch so she sicced her reddit simps on it, hacking the website and deleting the backups

She’s why HRO is gone?

I’m sorry but Carles was funny (from the perspective of a kid). I’ve gone back to look at the archives independently and wondered why the site was not still up.

Rip and F.

 

[Syro]

In a review for the Musk biography it's been revealed that Claire and Elon had welcomed a secret third musklet to the world, named Techno Mechanicus, or Tau for short.

The musician Grimes, the mother of three of Musk’s children (the existence of the third, Techno Mechanicus, nicknamed Tau, has been kept private until now)

Interestingly enough, some sleuths over at the other farms (massive h/t to them) discovered replies to Claire's private twitter from her inner circle talking about babies and somewhat congratulating her on something. This was from the start of August.


Back at NYT, they've also posted a takeaways of the biography which reveals that Claire was (understandably) upset that Musk had taken a photo of her delivering baby X, promptly sharing it about to their families – distressing Claire who demanded he delete it, while Musk remained completely unsympathetic to the severe breach of privacy in an intimate moment.

While the musician Grimes, also known as Claire Boucher, was giving birth to his son X in May 2020, Mr. Musk took a picture of the delivery and shared it with his friends and family, including her father and brothers. Grimes was understandably horrified and scrambled to get it deleted. “He was just clueless about why I’d be upset,” she told Mr. Isaacson.

 

[beautiful person]

In a review for the Musk biography it's been revealed that Claire and Elon had welcomed a secret third musklet to the world, named Techno Mechanicus, or Tau for short.
Interestingly enough, some sleuths over at the other farms (massive h/t to them) discovered replies to Claire's private twitter from her inner circle talking about babies and somewhat congratulating her on something. This was from the start of August.

Ya know... someone on the fag pop music forum ATRL had said about a month ago that they heard from a friend of a friend, or some such, that Grimes had a secret third kid, but for obvious reasons, I didn't think anything of it. It was still in the back of my mind, but I had myself convinced that she wouldn't be stupid enough to sign up for a third kid with Musk. I guess he bought her another surrogate.

Back at NYT, they've also posted a takeaways of the biography which reveals that Claire was (understandably) upset that Musk had taken a photo of her delivering baby X, promptly sharing it about to their families – distressing Claire who demanded he delete it, while Musk remained completely unsympathetic to the severe breach of privacy in an intimate moment.

By the way this is worded, it's sounding like he took a picture of babby crowning out her snatch. If not, she still must've been in a terrible state, considering the stories of how miserable and agonizing the pregnancy and birth were for her (probably why he bought her a surrogate for the next one). Musk probably played it off as 'muh autism!' but let's be real, he totally knew what he was doing and just gets off on humilating her as much as possible and testing just how far he can go with her. But then she still signed up to provide genetic material for two more of his science experiments. The girl don't love herself!

 

[sleeperagent]

Man she's like everything wrong with spoiled rich white girls.
The snark grimezs subreddit been doing great job exposing her from every direction i will try to work on the remaining lore this thread missing

 

[brocktherock]

as much as a prick his father is the poor kid did not deserve to be in the presence of that.

Poor X is going to grow up thinking he owns the world and will be enraged whenever it doesn't cater to him. Musk has made him his heir.

Musk probably played it off as 'muh autism!' but let's be real, he totally knew what he was doing and just gets off on humilating her as much as possible and testing just how far he can go with her.

Either that or it's a fetish, he's pumped and dumped how many women out there?

 

[Syro]

By the way this is worded, it's sounding like he took a picture of babby crowning out her snatch. If not, she still must've been in a terrible state, considering the stories of how miserable and agonizing the pregnancy and birth were for her (probably why he bought her a surrogate for the next one).

Claire had a c-section for X, so it was likely very gore-y and unpleasant visually. And she has said that carrying X was extremely straining on her which isn't surprising given her history of ED and otherwise terrible health.

The last month of her pregnancy with X, she couldn't walk. "He was pressing on my nerves, so I kept collapsing," she says. "I took a few steps and collapsed. It was kind of scary, because you don't want to fall a lot when you're eight months pregnant. So I would just crawl to the bathroom and crawl back or whatever." At one point during the pregnancy, she thought she was dying. "Like, I hemorrhaged. It was scary." She and Musk wanted more kids, but she feared serious complications.

It more than likely could have killed her to have carried a second child and looking back on it, it was quite the choice for her to even carry in the first place – I'm still surprised she even managed to conceive let alone carry a baby to full term.

Walter Isaacson has shared some photos of Musk and the musklets from his biography. Mostly of X and Techno, none of Exa.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

Neither one of them deserve to be parents. I can understand if the first one was an "oopsie," but they had the second kid by surrogate. I don't see them turning out well as they grow up.

 

[Otterly]

Claire had a c-section for X, so it was likely very gore-y and unpleasant visually.

I would have decked him. What a thing to do. You’re also naked for a section, bar a rather flimsy gown, which often gets hauled out of the way and you’re very vulnerable. I know the word vulnerable gets overused these days but that really is a point in your life you do not want shared with others.
The last month of her pregnancy with X, she couldn't walk. "He was pressing on my nerves, so I kept collapsing,"
Urgh, that sounds awful. Genuine sympathy for hard pregnancies, had more than one myself. Lots of women find movement hard the last weeks. SPD or even just being very full of baby don’t make it easy.

It more than likely could have killed her to have carried a second child

More likely just it’d be miserable, which is bad enough tbh. Bleeds are not uncommon during pregnancy but they are very frightening. Shit like a kid sat so it’s pressing on a nerve, or your pelvis literally coming apart so you can’t walk, or the baby sat pressing on a rib (sometimes to the point it can break) is something women put up with and the world kind of ignores. Pregnancy can be great, and it can be very physically hard. Mentally hard too if you’re worried something is going to happen or know there will be a complication that requires a section. I would have throttled him for sharing a pic like that.

named Techno Mechanicus

Eee dear lad. You give your kids 40k nicknames, you don’t put it on the birth certificate… Does he know what Tau protein does? Probably not.
Weird dynamic. I can’t imagine giving up a child like that. Maybe she’s very in thrall to him now but I think she may regret that more as the years go by. The kids will find it odd as well. A sister who didn’t get to be a chosen one, given away as a consolation prize, and two special golden children. I would want to be very careful to give them a little humility growing up.
It’s all a bit sad. All that money and power and still, a broken family

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

This always intruiges me. I mean if you’re rich as Croesus you can surely just shag pretty girls whenever you like? Surely they just chuck themselves at you.
But you think you’d be wise enough to not actually marry or breed with them. Amber heard is certainly pretty but it’s not like she hides the crazy. It’s right out there.
The manic pixie dream girl thing has a lot to answer for. Or is there a male equivalent of ‘beauty and the beast syndrome’ (women going for bad men thinking they can be the one to make them good) where men think they are special enough to tame the crazy?
Good OP anyway. Laughed like a drain at the houseboat. That’s straight out the Young Ones.

Just like all the weird shit Musk is into he’s also into breeding with different types of women to see who produces the best offspring with his frozen sperm. Grimes is his weird artsy girl broodmare, he’s also bred with ambitious corporate executive woman at Tesla, his first wife was standard Cali trad trophy wife material and if the Amber Herd rumors are true she’s the hot actress broodmare. I’m sure there are more out there. He also seems to prefer IVF and surrogacy to produce these kids so god only knows what else he’s up to making kids in the lab.

I am interested in both of your opinions of him sticking his dick in crazy and basically getting out without issues like rape allegations , getting dragged by the media etc. I mean now all the rags thirst about musk blood and not a single woman he knocked up or fucked came up with crocodile tears about abuse, lies and gaslighting the worst i seen is basically what we all know he is a cocky dick with preference for male children. What sort of sorcery this man uses. ?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I am interested in both of your opinions of him sticking his dick in crazy and basically getting out without issues like rape allegations , getting dragged by the media etc. I mean now all the rags thirst about musk blood and not a single woman he knocked up or fucked came up with crocodile tears about abuse, lies and gaslighting the worst i seen is basically what we all know he is a cocky dick with preference for male children. What sort of sorcery this man uses. ?

Easy answer.

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/a3da4471-2c57-4767-9e84-378cade1744c

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

Easy answer.

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/a3da4471-2c57-4767-9e84-378cade1744c

No offense but money doesn't save you that much, plenty of rich guys got dragged for far less jonny depp, marlin Manson on top of my head i can think off . I mean this man has to have more than lots of money he constantly skirts the current years acceptable behaviour and causes meltdowns among the laptop caste and somehow the man walks away unharmed.

 

[FarmVille]

There are no rape accusations because Musk can't get it up. Hair loss medication and transplant rejection drugs are all notorious for causing ED. All of his kids were conceived via IVF.

There was an accusation recently about him harassing a woman on a flight. But that's probably the most that would come out considering the limp dick issue.

 

[Otterly]

I am interested in both of your opinions of him sticking his dick in crazy and basically getting out without issues like rape allegations

It wouldnt be believable. Crazy has a finely tuned instinct for when people will believe such allegations. They accuse bad boys, and very nice boys who are weaker in some way. Musk is neither, and he has good lawyers and yes, lots of money
Johnny Depp got put through it because he was cultivating that bad lad Keith’s Richards look and he drinks and does drugs . Luckily for him, enough people testified to him being a decent guy and the court accepted that. But you only have to look at the media coverage to see that some people believed depp was capable of that, which was laughable seeing them in court.
I think people would believe a lot of odd stuff about musk, but not that he’s physically violent. We have quite good instincts for such things, thin slicing behaviours. But even with all the oddness I would be genuinely surprised if he was physically violent towards women.
I think the press could run stuff about him being weird, eccentric etc but physically violent just doesn’t stick. Having more money than Croesus allows you to to exert a different kind of control.
My guess about musk is that he has a much better people-judgment than he lets on, outside the bedroom, but he has a weakness for crazy girls. I would imagine that’s partly because it’s lonely being a fairly smart eccentric billionaire with a job or three and some all encompassing obsessions. I also get the feeling some of these girls were put in front of him. Amber heard is a very odd fish isnt she?
Anyway: no one would buy it. Musk doesn’t look like he’s ever punched anything in his life.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

It wouldnt be believable. Crazy has a finely tuned instinct for when people will believe such allegations. They accuse bad boys, and very nice boys who are weaker in some way. Musk is neither, and he has good lawyers and yes, lots of money
Johnny Depp got put through it because he was cultivating that bad lad Keith’s Richards look and he drinks and does drugs . Luckily for him, enough people testified to him being a decent guy and the court accepted that. But you only have to look at the media coverage to see that some people believed depp was capable of that, which was laughable seeing them in court.
I think people would believe a lot of odd stuff about musk, but not that he’s physically violent. We have quite good instincts for such things, thin slicing behaviours. But even with all the oddness I would be genuinely surprised if he was physically violent towards women.
I think the press could run stuff about him being weird, eccentric etc but physically violent just doesn’t stick. Having more money than Croesus allows you to to exert a different kind of control.
My guess about musk is that he has a much better people-judgment than he lets on, outside the bedroom, but he has a weakness for crazy girls. I would imagine that’s partly because it’s lonely being a fairly smart eccentric billionaire with a job or three and some all encompassing obsessions. I also get the feeling some of these girls were put in front of him. Amber heard is a very odd fish isnt she?
Anyway: no one would buy it. Musk doesn’t look like he’s ever punched anything in his life.

Musk is a weirdo, but highly doubt he’s an abusive weirdo, esp not physically abusive one.

His money and power allow him to flex a type of control and influence the average wife beater can only dream about.

Unlike most men Musk has LOTS of options, he doesn’t need to get to get into the mud or upset if one of his ladies goes a bit nutty. Pat her on the head, get her out of his hair by funding some new passion project or two month vacay, and then pay attention to one of the chicks that’s not causing you grief. The jealousy of the other chick getting Daddy Musk’s attention helps reign in the girls acting up. They know what’s expected of them to keep enjoying the lifestyle he can provide. They aren’t going to go to far off the reservation for fear of getting culled from the herd.

I don’t think Musk particularly spends much time with any of these women, so it’s a pretty easy gig. The closest Musk came to a normal relationship was his first wife and he definitely thinks he has evolved far above the mundane constraints of mere mortal monogamy and family.

 

[Otterly]

I don’t think Musk particularly spends much time with any of these women, so it’s a pretty easy gig. The closest Musk came to a normal relationship was his first wife and he definitely thinks he has evolved far above the mundane constraints of mere mortal monogamy and family.

Maybe he will realise those things aren’t so mundane. Or maybe for some they are. I dont know.
The first gulp from the glass of natural sciences will turn you into an atheist, but at the bottom of the glass God is waiting for you. (Heisenberg.)
I do hope he at least really loves the children and doesn’t turn them into egotists
This thread is making me sad. I’m going to go laugh at some bad tattoos