Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

I was gonna find something to post from his tumblr, but... from an art perspective, his stuff is really boring. His comics and their non-punchlines offer little to no entertainment, and aside from being relatively unique his style doesn't really do much visually. At least with Labelle and the like, you can comb through and find retarded tranny strawmen to poke fun at, but this all is just... bland.
(I'm aware of his older work, lest anyone think they need to remind me)
 
@InLivingTuna , could you archive.is those forum posts just in case someone/something at Something Sensitive spergs out?
Couldn't get the individual posts so I just archived the full pages.
1) he is now in Spokane working at wendys. Imagine that voice coming through the drive through box.
2) he claims lowtax digitally altered his voice to be less squeaky and his voice was always squeaky
3) when shmorky's girlfriend was off her meds he would record her and then post it on twitter to his relatively large follower count. he wanted sympathy but only got people asking what the fuck his problem is
If you can get me a source on these they will be added into the OP.
 
Just that voice is insane to think about, I'm also a 6'3 guy that can do cartoon voices and something that high, that's just some serious castrato shit there. I guess he's got a thing for wearing corsets too, not sure if that would affect it though.

Also in that SS thread, goddamn he didn't even break character during the one time him and that girl had sex. "I'll use you like the dirty slut you are!" In that fucking voice... I can't stop laughing.
 
Just that voice is insane to think about, I'm also a 6'3 guy that can do cartoon voices and something that high, that's just some serious castrato shit there. I guess he's got a thing for wearing corsets too, not sure if that would affect it though.

Also in that SS thread, goddamn he didn't even break character during the one time him and that girl had sex. "I'll use you like the dirty slut you are!" In that fucking voice... I can't stop laughing.

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Christ, I used to watch his and Lowtax's videos, and I always assumed that he was either a character he or Lowtax played. Truth is stranger than fiction I guess.

I also feel bad for that girl. She may have not been much better by the sounds of things, but nobody deserves to be with someone that insane.
 
Lol. He's gone from working at SA and having his animations on Cartoon Network and (possibly, I rate this claim optimistic) getting job offers from Nickelodeon to living in a Deliverance trailer with his parents for a spell and then moving cross country to work in fast food.

All so he could pursue his own particular brand of faggotry unimpeded.

He got what he deserved.

Though if he's so autistic that he could barely deal with anyone most of the time how does he tolerate working in a busy fast food place?
 
If you can get me a source on these they will be added into the OP.
I was off on a few things but still pretty close
https://tweetsave.com/lowtax/status/460800426493767680

He posted that recording to twitter on Jan 31 and quickly deleted it but not before a million goons heard it. I'm lookin for a better source you can use.

I was planning on getting some square burgers tonight as a field trip but I guess shmorky did actually move back to the fucking woods to live with his parents after his fiance kicked him out

<in extremely high pitched and squeaky voice over the low-fi intercom>
"Hi welcome to Klurf in the box, would you like to try our new spicy chicken diap--uh nuggets"
 
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I was planning on getting some square burgers tonight as a field trip but I guess shmorky did actually move back to the fucking woods to live with his parents after his fiance kicked him out
I'm going to laugh my ass off if some Kiwi field agent actually does track him down at the burger flipping job he's going to be inevitably stuck with. I thought we all laughed off pamperchu's "diaper friendly workplace" as deviant nonsense *sigh*
 
I'm going to laugh my ass off if some Kiwi field agent actually does track him down at the burger flipping job he's going to be inevitably stuck with. I thought we all laughed off pamperchu's "diaper friendly workplace" as deviant nonsense *sigh*

He'll eventually get the usual troon disability probably.
 
I've been closely following shmorky for the last 15 or so years?? I loved his work on SA a decade ago and his cartoons were honestly the highlight of my week. I'm sad he snapped and started being the squeaky klurf he is now. Or uh... well... shit I guess klurfs don't have a gender....

There are a few errors in the OP and I'm catching up on this thread since it was off to a nice start. I'm going to try to make a few notes as I go through...

1) he is now in Spokane working at wendys. Imagine that voice coming through the drive through box.
2) he claims lowtax digitally altered his voice to be less squeaky and his voice was always squeaky
3) when shmorky's girlfriend was off her meds he would record her and then post it on twitter to his relatively large follower count. he wanted sympathy but only got people asking what the fuck his problem is

here is a cool video lowtax made a week ago that sums up why shmorky was fired from something awful


I'll have to track down the mp3 of him singing "inspector faggot" since he tried to hide that and I'm sure it still haunts him. I have it somewhere....
Wow, his normal voice sounds a lot like Chris. And he even thinks he grew a vagina, too

Does he know about Chris' taint fissure?
 
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