Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Retink Retunk]

Slightly OT, but did anyone else know about the Rumble equivalante of YT play button awards?

That looks really mediocre. Good for them for trying to do something different, but that isn't it.

Wtf is wrong with his foot? Is he missing a pinky toe?

Hammertoe?

 

[RotPockets]

That looks really mediocre. Good for them for trying to do something different, but that isn't it.


Hammertoe?

BallToe
It hangs under his foot in a little sack.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Claims Jeremy has invited him onto The Quartering

FYI - Jeremy has started his own interview series on Fridays. Not sure if it's part of his nea Rumble deal where he's doing a daily lunchtime show there M-F.

His rolodex is reasonably impressive. He had Roseanne Barr on recently.

Unrelated to anything, is Runkle Jewish? He said his relatives fled Norway is a fishing boat to Canada before HItler invaded because they were terrified.
Edit: Punctuation, words

Don't think Runkle is Jewish.

He's probably referring to the failed Norway campaign for the Allies in the early parts of WW2.

Hitler was receiving iron ore shipments from neutral Sweden and has a sympathetic Finland who had just fought a bloody war with the Soviets and lost territory and a big chunk of their industrial capacity.

Both the Allies and the Nazis recognized the strategic importance of the Norwegian coastline to create a buffer to protect the Swedish mines, control North Atlantic shipping and control access to the Baltic Sea.

Both the Allies and the Nazis landed troops in Norway shortly after the start of the war. But like pretty much everything for the Allies for the first half, things went horribly and Norway fell.

I'm sure Runkle's fishing boat tale is mostly apocryphal. His ancestors probably fled to the UK or Iceland and immigrated later. It's unlikely that a little Norwegian fishing boat is going to make it across the Atlantic, let alone during an active war with a sea full of U-boats.

Mandy gives the gruesome details of her cousin's death:

Mandy_K​

When he came home she was lying on the floor next to the bed. On her back. Legs straight and together. Her hands were on her chest, fists slightly clenched. Mouth and eyes slightly open. Sounds like a sudden stroke or heart attack

Sounds like Mandy gave a textbook definition of the Decorticate position

Decorticate posture

Decorticate posture is an abnormal posturing in which a person is stiff with bent arms, clenched fists, and legs held out straight. The arms are bent in toward the body and the wrists and fingers are bent and held on the chest.

This type of posturing is a sign of severe damage in the brain.

This would suggest that Mandy's poor cousin died of a massive stroke or aneurysm.

Nick talks Elissa:

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Bruh, Elissa Clips made its way into my youtube feed… That’s all schizo-posting man. I’ve been there.

RekietaLaw​

She's...special

So much handwringing over someone simply holding up a mirror for Nick to see, just like LibsofTikTok.

Monty is putting up a gofundme for his fight against Nick's appeal.

As of this writing, Monty has 3 large Anonymous donations - one for 1.5k and 2 for 1 k each.

If this isn't astroturfed, he has some large backers.

Incidentally, Monty put out a video on Youtube about the GFM.

1) Did we know that Rekieta/Randazza waited until Day 59 of 60 to file the surprise appeal?
2) Did we know of Mrs. Montagraph's existence?
3) Monty mentioned he needed a "new lawyer" to handle the appeal? Did Schneider tell him the jig is up since he's not actually a defamation lawyer?

 

[Captain Manning]

3) Monty mentioned he needed a "new lawyer" to handle the appeal? Did Schneider tell him the jig is up since he's not actually a defamation lawyer?

He said "additional lawyer" in his written statement on the GFM page. I presume that means "in addition to Schneider" and not "in lieu of Schneider."

My guess is Schneider doesn't feel confident defending Judge Fischer's decision before the appeals court and wants to call in reinforcements. That's not altogether uncommon. Maybe he's never played defense on an appeal before. I dunno. There's a lot we really don't know about Schneider.

 

[Mango Cobra]

Did we know that Rekieta/Randazza waited until Day 59 of 60 to file the surprise appeal?

Because he's trying to pull the same retarded games as Ty Beard thst cost Vic his career.

 

[AnOminous]

Because he's trying to pull the same retarded games as Ty Beard thst cost Vic his career.

Generally you don't want to give the other side an advantage by filing any sooner than necessary. Ty's problem wasn't waiting until the deadline, but waiting until the literal last minute, and talking mad shit on YouTube with Nick while the document he was filing was still a jumbled piece of shit that even looked unprofessional, even without the Tylophone notary fuckup.

 

[Captain Manning]

Generally you don't want to give the other side an advantage by filing any sooner than necessary. Ty's problem wasn't waiting until the deadline, but waiting until the literal last minute, and talking mad shit on YouTube with Nick while the document he was filing was still a jumbled piece of shit that even looked unprofessional, even without the Tylophone notary fuckup.

Another way of putting it is that you can wait till the last minute to file it, but don't wait till the last fucking minute to write it. I think that was one of Ty's major problems. You'll never convince me that whole thing wasn't a last minute rush job. Too much time on Youtube acting the badass, and not enough time doing actual work.

 

[AnOminous]

Too much time on Youtube acting the badass, and not enough time doing actual work.

He had no business being anywhere but the office with that filing in the shape it was.

 

[Kheapathic]

I get Rumble isn't as big and girthy as YouTube; but try to make something a little more prestigious that doesn't look like the block attached to the bathroom key at a gas station.

 

[Decoy St. Chum]

"All groomers, pedos, and MAPs on the wall!! Ya know what? Throw furries on there too! Ahahahahaaaaa!! *downs whiskey*

"What about your pals Vito and Drexel?"

Nick:
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This is super common with the "AH HATE PEDOPHILES, IMA KILL EVERY SINGLE ONE, AH GOT PILLS THAT CURE PEDOPHILIA *bullets.jpg*" people.
It's a virtue signal, something Josh is also at fault of. Every time he calls someone who's being weird a pedophile it makes me wonder if he's got more to hide than working on 8chan or those weird "neko loli shota" blockland posts.
it's a bit of a red flag when people screech about opposing such universally-agreed immoral things tbh. No one needs to be told pedophilia and child molestation is bad so when someone's yelling that it is it makes me wonder - who are they trying to convince? Just a thought.

 

[Ted's of Beverly Hills]

it's a bit of a red flag when people screech about opposing such universally-agreed immoral things tbh. No one needs to be told pedophilia and child molestation is bad so when someone's yelling that it is it makes me wonder - who are they trying to convince? Just a thought.

That was basically Juju's "witty" repartee when Null walked away from TDS. Dick actually ended up being BFFs with Vito the Pedo, so it's not all that convincing to trot out "Nooo, YOU are the real pedo! Only people with something to hide talk about this!" now at this juncture. I don't see where it follows that Nick being a gay hypocrite = everybody else who is vocal about this evil shit is morally suspect because they actually talk about it. How are those "universally agreed immoral things" looking these days? Maybe if more people had spoken up and put their foot down at "they just want to get married, bigot," we wouldn't have arrived at trannies molesting teenage girls in the locker room and "poor, misunderstood MAPs" just on the horizon. It seems retarded to me.

 

[Spaded Dave]

I get Rumble isn't as big and girthy as YouTube; but try to make something a little more prestigious that doesn't look like the block attached to the bathroom key at a gas station.

They're basically "rewarding" their creators with an advertising prop they expect to be prominently displayed on screen in the hopes it brings people over from other websites and it's just as tacky as those Miami Ink shirts they used to sell that were 40% interesting design and 60% "MIAMI INK" plastered across people's chests like they are a walking goddamn billboard.

it's a bit of a red flag when people screech about opposing such universally-agreed immoral things tbh. No one needs to be told pedophilia and child molestation is bad so when someone's yelling that it is it makes me wonder - who are they trying to convince? Just a thought.

Silence is tacit approval and the "universally-agreed immoral things" are getting less "universally-agreed" in case you haven't been paying attention to current events. There are massive campaigns for MAP approval. Hell, the fact that MAP is even a common term is a giant red flag that we need a bit more "yelling". Perhaps your take against "screeching" will only lead to more normalization of the abuse of children and your take is absolutely retarded.

In fact, the only pedophile I wound up knowing tended to have this exact line of logic that he'd bring up in the face of "screeching" and "yelling" against pedophilia. After the discovery I didn't get a chance to ask him but I'd bet it was just a way to simply silence criticism. Just a thought.

 

[Whistlin' Crustacean]

Monty is putting up a gofundme for his fight against Nick's appeal.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/kpfcp-and-justice-for-all

As a reminder, here's a graph of Nick's first twenty 24-hour periods of his GriftSendGo, from 2023-03-15 to 2023-04-03. The total at the time was $10885, so he's managed to raise a whopping $1334 over the subsequent 160 days.

Please note the amount over the first 24 hours of the GSG, $7779.

Monty has created his GFM 14 hours ago and has already raised $6203. The proportionally projected amount for the first 24-hour period would be $6203/14*24 = $10633.7, which is 36.7% MORE than what Balldoman raised in his first 24 hours. However, this projection is obviously way too optimistic: donations to Monty have already slowed down to a crawl.

Hours ago	13	12	11	10	9	8	7	6	5	4	3	2	1	0
Qty	18	32	12	3	5	8	1	0	3	1	1	2	2	2
$	597	3707	275	1070	90	186	25	0	100	20	10	81	27	15

As you can see, disregarding the first 6 hours of the GFM being up, he's been averaging $34.75/hour. So, as hilarious as it would be for Monty to surpass Rekieta on their first respective days of fundraising, at this rate I don't think it's happening.

...unless another anonymous (totally not astroturfed) $1500 drops. Holy shit, I hope it does

 

[FuhrerMustang]

As a reminder, here's a graph of Nick's first twenty 24-hour periods of his GriftSendGo, from 2023-03-15 to 2023-04-03. The total at the time was $10885, so he's managed to raise a whopping $1334 over the subsequent 160 days.
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Please note the amount over the first 24 hours of the GSG, $7779.

Monty has created his GFM 14 hours ago and has already raised $6203. The proportionally projected amount for the first 24-hour period would be $6203/14*24 = $10633.7, which is 36.7% MORE than what Balldoman raised in his first 24 hours. However, this projection is obviously way too optimistic: donations to Monty have already slowed down to a crawl.

Hours ago	13	12	11	10	9	8	7	6	5	4	3	2	1	0
Qty	18	32	12	3	5	8	1	0	3	1	1	2	2	2
$	597	3707	275	1070	90	186	25	0	100	20	10	81	27	15

As you can see, disregarding the first 6 hours of the GFM being up, he's been averaging $34.75/hour. So, as hilarious as it would be for Monty to surpass Rekieta on their first respective days of fundraising, at this rate I don't think it's happening.

...unless another anonymous $1500 drops. Holy shit, I hope it does

Which some autists here actually get it to $15k. Stupid though since Rackets should have just retracted his statement to avoid this.

 

[Lidl Drip]

This is super common with the "AH HATE PEDOPHILES, IMA KILL EVERY SINGLE ONE, AH GOT PILLS THAT CURE PEDOPHILIA *bullets.jpg*" people.
It's a virtue signal, something Josh is also at fault of. Every time he calls someone who's being weird a pedophile it makes me wonder if he's got more to hide than working on 8chan or those weird "neko loli shota" blockland posts.
it's a bit of a red flag when people screech about opposing such universally-agreed immoral things tbh. No one needs to be told pedophilia and child molestation is bad so when someone's yelling that it is it makes me wonder - who are they trying to convince? Just a thought.

Such a hot take coming from a vtuber pippa pipkins avatar who watches people with voice changers talk like toddlers all day long.

 

[LiquidKid]

Prepare to laugh when this dipshit ends up surpassing Nick:

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It still baffles me that anyone gave Nick money after he spends every single show bragging about how much money he has and how many vacations he takes.

 

[Chibitzen]

You can do it, Monty! I believe in you! Shake that little tin can a bit harder and grab money.

 

[ChromaQuack]

This is super common with the "AH HATE PEDOPHILES, IMA KILL EVERY SINGLE ONE, AH GOT PILLS THAT CURE PEDOPHILIA *bullets.jpg*" people.
It's a virtue signal, something Josh is also at fault of. Every time he calls someone who's being weird a pedophile it makes me wonder if he's got more to hide than working on 8chan or those weird "neko loli shota" blockland posts.
it's a bit of a red flag when people screech about opposing such universally-agreed immoral things tbh. No one needs to be told pedophilia and child molestation is bad so when someone's yelling that it is it makes me wonder - who are they trying to convince? Just a thought.

Hey buddy, I got you a new car, hop in!

 

[Harm]

It's a virtue signal

This is confusing. The general expectation is that people will hate pedophiles by default because of the harm they inflict on our most vulnerable. Virtue signaling something that we expect everyone else to agree with anyways is wasted energy. People aren't expressing their contempt and hate for pedophiles to signal for one another that we hate pedophiles, but because they're so deplorable that the gut reaction is to bemoan their evils.

It's always a red flag to me when people don't grasp this and instead SMUGLY direct the conversation towards "you hate pedophiles? Hm, perhaps you yourself are the pedophile?" That's not how it works. You should be able to better empathize with people who detest pedophiles.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Why do we think that it was Kayla that got Nick to ask Elissa? Wasnt Nick on twitch at like 2 AM when Mandy told him about the clip? And then Nick dm'd Elissa shortly after. I'm more inclined to believe Minerva's version of Kayla tbh.

For clarity, I wasn't referring to getting Elissa's clip pulled. It was Mandy who reached out to Nick about Elissa, but there was evidence that he also got an earful from Kayla. For example, in the 2nd round of Perception Chek leaks you provided, Nick said "It probably hurt Mandy, who didn't deserve it, and it definitely was really shitty for my wife."

Likely that neither were happy about what Nick said publicly. Mandy messaged Nick on stream to tell him to stop and later contacted him about Elissa's clip, and then Nick chose to say that Kayla was most affected rather than go down the usual routes of saying she's cool with it, saying his wife knew he was "joking", or simply downplaying Kayla's reaction as no big deal because their marriage is so strong.

This is in addition to Kayla not being passive in Nick's decline (lewds and bottle-butt pic that she posted first) and penchant for seemingly trying to embarrass her husband Nick (aka her little gaywad) with strange stories and open flirting with others on/off stream. Kayla has agency. Unfortunately for her, she's also a promiscuous moron and neither her insecurities nor being a mother of five has changed that.