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TBQH I understand the top dysphoria for both of these ladies, but lopping them off didn't help.

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Third post from /u/Edamamecheesecake, she just keeps delivering. Which way, tranny. Do you want people to acknowledge you're trans or do you want to be like everyone else, where everyone has enough shit of their own to deal with to care about your shit.
Two obvious cases of trooning out for attention. The second one is particularly ironic. Troons have been wailing for years that “I just want to exist!” and “I just want to be treated like cis people!” Well, now they are.
This is incredibly creepy. Lots of people didn’t get the childhood they wanted. But you can’t go back. You’re not the person you were aged 6.
I don't know a single man who wants to have a pooner in their group when hanging out. They talk like an AI trying to mimic men from Reddit stereotypes and they are, in general, joyless retards.
The problem is that they want to be “one of the boys.” Jocks, basically. But if you are the sort of girl who poons out, that world is not open to you. The man you want to be does not care about pronouns.
Oh wow the teenage girl looks moody in a picture her mom took. Clearly she's in need of immediate sterilization. Because that never happens to normal teenage girls.
Remember, if you’re not in constant ecstasy all the time, you are not experiencing gender euphoria and therefore must be trans. Please ignore how miserable Ellen Page looks.
 
And of course the hugbox wants her to complain to HR until she gets her way.
Reading in between the very feminine victim complex, sounds like she made a fuss about twans safety at work and the workplace tried to provide reasonable accommodation and of course it’s never enough to protect the soft cinnamon roll pooner
 
The problem is that they want to be “one of the boys.” Jocks, basically. But if you are the sort of girl who poons out, that world is not open to you. The man you want to be does not care about pronouns.

Yes, they definitely do, the problem is that they have no idea what a man is, how they bond and how their minds work. They barely have any male friends (if they have any friends at all) and when they are confronted with the reality, they fall apart. It is so pathetic to watch them cry about the smallest pushback.
Reading in between the very feminine victim complex, sounds like she made a fuss about twans safety at work and the workplace tried to provide reasonable accommodation and of course it’s never enough to protect the soft cinnamon roll pooner
I wish workplaces stopped accommodating these perverts.
They usually upset 90% of the rest of the employees and, like you said, it is never enough.
 
The problem is that they want to be “one of the boys.” Jocks, basically. But if you are the sort of girl who poons out, that world is not open to you. The man you want to be does not care about pronouns.
The only way to be "one of the boys" as a biological woman is to be a butch lesbian that's into things that her guy friends are into. Like football, video games, thinking about scantily clad babes, fixing cars, smoking cigars over scotch. The moment you come off as overtly feminine and attracted to actual men, you're a mating prospect, not a platonic friend to grill meat with. If a pooner doesn't pass, they're wasting their time at best and risking unwanted advances at worst.

I know, I know, "don't stick your dick in crazy". But someone in that group of dudes is going to try to bark up that tree. Guys can be friends with stocky, squarejawed, thick-skinned, completely disinterested women in baggy clothes. They can't be friends with 5'2" goblins that fetishize penis ownership.
 
TiM Coomer has moment of clarity and TiF girlfriend isn't happy.
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Idk, she just told me this morning at 3 am that she thinks she isn't trans anymore. I didn't know where else to put this so I'm putting it here. Ok so, my partner is mtf and she transitioned about a month ago but only to her friends. She told me that she probably isn't going to come out to her parents and won't transition until she looks fully like a girl. I'm worried that the pressure has gotten to her because I felt the same (except the opposite because I'm ftm).

I'm also worried because she told me in her message that (this might be tmi) it might be because she was watching too much porn and that's why she's trans. The thing is, I've seen her have dysphoria and she gets so happy when I call her a girl so I'm just so confused. I asked her to talk I'm just waiting for her to get up. Idk what to do, I just wanted to put this here to vent because I am just so confused.
 
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If you take seriously the idea that a person cannot be himself without the intervention of modern technology, then you have lost the notion of a self altogether. What you are left with is a literally constructed self—a thoroughly superficial identity that someone has built with a scalpel.
Amazing that it's from 2001 but perfectly describes the terminally-online culture of today, especially the IDPOL that the Troons, Poons, and Genderspecials embrace. Just consider the scalpel as metaphorical: the building of identities from carefully curated causes, marketing, and cults. Take away their Twitter, and their entire identity is lost.

Fucking hell many people would kill for their own private bathroom at work
This would be me literally every day.
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The tranny's male affirming man bathroom at work so (s)he can shit out in the open like the real mans do.

It's the men's room at my local bowling alley and I'm still trying to figure out who's using that toilet to shit. It is supplied with tp and all. However, I bet a pooner could easily be convinced that's how a real men's room works and use it.
 
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VENT: First time shirtless at home just got ruined by my brother.
I’m two and a half weeks post op from top surgery and I couldn’t be happier with the results. I just had all the bandages removed and I can be without the compression garment for 1-3 hours now. I was just getting ready for bed and decided to put my compression garment on later so I was completely shirtless (which was actually my first time ever just doing stuff around the house without a shirt). I was honestly feeling really euphoric until my younger brother came into the bathroom. He poked the side of my hip and started literally laughing at me. I told him like what the fuck. And he said “why are you built like that” and made the curvy motion with his hands. I told him to fuck off but it’s really getting to me. I can’t even look in the mirror without seeing it now and it sucked all the joy out of being shirtless. I didn’t even get 10 fucking minutes before I feel like I can’t be shirtless again. My hips were already a huge insecurity but this just made me realize that I’m definitely not going to be the only one who notices. Even with top surgery I still feel like I look like a woman without a shirt on.

Update: My parents finally “talked to him” and told him that he needed to do some reflecting. Then they proceeded to tell me that he had a point and “your body didn’t used to look like that” as well as “you honestly don’t think you’ve gained weight?”. For the record I’m 5’5 and 125lbs, so I’m in no way over weight. But yeah, they honestly didn’t give a shit and decided that he was “just concerned about my weight”. I actually hate all of them.

oof! this ones gonna need some monumental cope.
but r/ftm provideth
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oh we got a new one! not only are black women big gross men, black men are flabby out of shape women!
wouldn't be black mens specific athletic build provided the model for the now standard shape which bodybuilders of all ethnicities spend ages sculpting their muscle groups in order to replicate, nooo sir-ee .
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'people who aren't fat fucking slobs have actually also spent hundreds of thousands of pounds...getting lipo or something, idk. just like we do. everyone is addicted to plastic surgery and cant not stuff their face, rather than wash it.
its no just us, guys. '

Gonna see if user/New-Alternative-4484/ has any photos to see wether she really is 'not fat' / 5'5 and 125lbs, or for bongs, a bit under 9 stone...I'm few inches taller and the same weight i think. and Im slim.
BUT you know 5'5 has probably been inflated upwards by a few inches. likewise 125 the other way.

also, it can be how she carries it. if she has stick legs and arms and a flabby bod... IDK. hoping for a picture.
this isnt helpful, but lol, cliche.
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she doesnt have fat ears i guess lmao

oh jesus christ, islamic.
i'm not clicking that, DOOD.
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EDIT
aite fuck it i clicked on the top one, and archived it.
at your own psychic risk:

(something seems to be up with the archive it looks like it only got the comments, so here is the VERY islamic text:


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u/Self_Love_Time
24 days ago

Part 3: Another patient arrives at the clinic​

Part 2: https://www.reddit.com/r/clittortur...2_carolynjos_clitoral_protectors_are_trimmed/
TW a bit of mis-gendering, etc (but it's reasonably respectful in that regard). Decided it would be fun to include a trans male in the story, so here is their debut (-;
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"Good afternoon Sam, I am Dr. Phali. How can I help you?"

"My T dick needs massaging to orgasm constantly or it becomes unbearable. Whenever I have sex I can only focus on my own dick's needs and not on my companion's needs. Last night was so bad that a woman told me that if she wanted to watch another twat have fifty orgasms before she could even have one, she would just date cis women."

"Wellllll, I am not surprised she was unhappy.
What happens when you don't touch your clitoris? Does it orgasm still?"

"I have never been able to try because it is just too demanding and painful if I do not massage it."

"How long have you been using testosterone treatment?"
"About two years"

"That explains it all, unfortunately. A serious problem with T is that it makes the clitoris slutty and demanding. Your clitoris might get called a cock by some because of its growth, but have you ever seen a cock that is able to orgasm repeatedly without rest? I have not! You have come to the right place. We perform a procedure no other clinics can perform, that transforms naughty T-clitorises into obedient T-dicks, and then eventually real penises, that will only rise and orgasm with permission."

A small, but noticeable bulge twitches in Sam's pants. Dr. Phali's sharp eyes are drawn immediately to it.

"Let me see it. Stand up in front of me and unzip your jeans"

Sam stands up and pulls down their zipper, exposing the glans of their wannabe cock, protruding out the top of their underwear.

Dr. Phali, still sitting, swiftly picks up a large pair of tweezers off her desk, grips onto the glans, and tugs it up with one hand, using the other to push Sam's underwear down out of the way.

"My oh my, this clitoris is huge. I can see it has been enjoying the testosterone a little too much. The doctors prescribing this stuff should be more responsible by ensuring the necessary taming surgery is performed as well. Don't get me started..."
Sam starts to reach a hand down, only to be blocked by Dr. Phali who tugs the tweezers downwards and uses her other hand to shield the T-dick from Sam's fingers.

"I will need to perform a full examination. For large clitorises we do this with you standing up with your legs apart and arms tied outwards so that you cannot move around. I will need to arrange to take you to another room for that. Firstly however, please pull down and remove your pants and underwear."

Sam pulled their pants down, while Dr. Phali continued to shield their T-dick from attention.
"I know this might be a difficult question, but have you had top surgery yet?"
"Not yet"

"Unfortunately I am going to need you to strip off your remaining clothing as I will need to test your nipples. Some testosterone-driven clitorises get extra excited when the nipples are stimulated and this can make clitoral problems worse and so would need to be stopped."

Sam nervously removed their shirt. Their relationship with their breasts has been a bit of a love-hate one over the last few years. The C-size breasts were something Sam looked forward to trading in for a flatter chest, but squeezing their nipples while riding T-dick against a hard surface into orgasm after orgasm for hours almost non-stop was their guilty pleasure that Sam did not feel so ready to give up.

Still holding Sam's T-dick firmly in the tweezers, Dr. Phali reached out her other hand and flicked Sam's left nipple hard as she watched the T-dick pulsate in the tweezers. She then did the same to the right nipple.
"ooooooooooooo!!" Sam exclaimed, uncontrollably.

"I will need to do further tests, but it is looking like we will also need to re-train your clitoris to not respond to the nipples like that."
"I am getting top surgery next year...", Sam started to explain.

"The breast surgeons do not remove enough of the nipple tissue to stop them from entertaining the clitoris. Without re-training, your clitoris will never be able to grow up into a penis. The reaction from your clitoris when I pinged your nipples was so severe that I can tell that you have been encouraging your clitoris to dance to nipple stimulation, which makes the re-training even more essential"
"What is the re-training exactly?"

"It is a type of aversion therapy.", Dr. Phali explained. "One of our specially trained nurses will stimulate your nipples and then use a machine to deliver electric shocks to your clitoris when it responds to the nipple stimulation. We do this 4 times a day for 3 weeks, or until the clitoris no longer responds to nipple stimulation."

The phone on Dr. Phali's desk started to ring.
"Hi, Dr. Phali here." "Okay, I will bring her in now. Thanks!"
"Okay Sam, follow me to the examination room"

Sam, completely naked, followed Dr. Phali into the corridor, their T-dick finally free from the tweezers and excitedly rubbing around between their thighs.

Dr. Phali stopped at a door, opened it, and held it open as she ushered Sam in. A strange contraption that looked more like something from a gym than a medical clinic stood in the middle of the room, with two middle-aged male nurses standing either side of it. The strange contraption had two metal foot pads on the ground, surrounded by a large metal frame.

"Put one foot on each pad", a nurse ordered Sam, who obliged. Leather straps on the pads were put over each of Sam's feet.
"Now reach your arms out to the sides."

A leather cuff was placed over each of Sam's hands and attached to the side of the metal frame.
"Okay, can you please try and bend forward? Back? Up? Down?".
Sam was unable to move.
"Perfect!"
"Don't be scared", one of the nurses tried to reassure Sam. "We just need to keep you nice and still during the examination. Now, I'm just going to move your legs apart a bit and raise you up so that the doctor can get a really good view of what's happening down there and get things sorted with it"

The machine made a light metallic noise and then a loud clang as Sam's T-dick popped out and moved into position for the examination.

"We'll start with the vibrator", Dr. Phali informed the nurses.

One of the nurses picked up a long silicon device, and passed it to the doctor.
"Bzzzzzzzz"
"oooooooooo ahhhhhhhh awwwwww!!!!"

The doctor quickly removed the vibrator off Sam's genitals.

"10 for overall sensitivity" she told the nurses, one of whom scribbled a note on a note pad.
"Now I am going to apply heat"

"oooooooooooo!" Sam exclaimed as their T-dick throbbed noticeably.

"Uhhhhh okay...." Dr. Phali mumbled, looking confused. "Can you note down that the subject seemed stimulated by that? This might be a more complicated case then I realized..."
"Pass me the injection now". A nurse passed Dr. Phali a large syringe.
"This will sting a bit."

Sam's T-dick started to twitch, excited in anticipation.
Dr. Phali looked concerned. "Can one of you please just hold it still for me?"

One of the nurses grabbed Sam's excited organ in his fingers and held it as Dr. Phali pricked it.
"ooooooo ahhhhh! Fuck that is so goooddd!" Sam exclaimed before convulsing into a full body orgasm, to the horror of the doctor.

"I did not give it an orgasm blocker... I did not think that would be necessary...." Dr Phali stated, shocked.

"Well, I guess we won't be able to continue the examination until it has had time to settle down again..." she added, clearly a bit frustrated.

"Take her to the ward for a few hours" Dr. Phali ordered the nurses. "I need to go see the next patient. I will deal with her at the end of my shift.", before leaving the room.

"Don't worry, I did the same thing before my surgery. It happens more often than Doctor likes to admit", one of the nurses tried to reassure Sam as he untied them.
"You had surgery?"

"Yeah, my T-dick was like yours. Absolutely out of control. The surgeons here tamed it. Here, have a look."

He lowered his pants, as his colleague laughed. A small cock popped out.

"My penis can only orgasm when it is injected with a special medicine. Before the surgery, it would orgasm about anything, whenever it wanted".

"What happened during the surgery?", Sam asked.

"The surgeon made 2 deep cuts on opposite sides of it, and then used a small drill to make a hole in the tip of my glans that a metal rod was stuck into. I then lied down on a machine for a couple of hours that poked and prodded the cuts, and made burning and pulsating feelings. It was all so painful, yet weirdly satisfying. They explained they were modifying the nerves so that they could no longer bring my penis to orgasm without being exposed to the special medicine first."

"Well I should show off mine if that's what we are doing" the other nurse said as he lowered his pants.

"My penis also had the surgery as it was repeatedly orgasming before my master's clitoris did. Surgery is a lot more complicated in cis-men as they have to make a lot of cuts on the inside of your glans to expose enough nerves for modification, and then they put a special implant inside the penis. I also only have one ball as they remove one to make room for a controller for the implant - the controller lives in my scrotum." he explained, while lightly poking his sack. "The clinic can store the removed testicle in a very cold freezer in case the remaining one ever fails, but my master decided I must carry mine in a small jar of ethanol at all times. Whenever my penis starts to go erect without permission, I have to get out the jar and look at it to remind my penis that it too will be going in a jar if it misbehaves ever again."

Sam's T-dick started to twitch, as did the trans nurse's penis.
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Sam lied on a bed in the ward, their T-dick aching from being unable to orgasm.
"Time for another injection!" a female nurse exclaimed, grabbing Sam's T-dick and stabbing it with a syringe.
Dr. Phali walked back in.

"I have decided we do not need to perform another examination. We just need to perform your surgery as soon as possible as your clitoris is completely out of control. We can do it tomorrow, so will start getting it prepped now as it requires a day of prep"
"Can you please put your legs a bit wider apart?" Dr. Phali requested Sam.
She grabbed Sam's T-dick again with tweezers.

"I am going to put a rod in now" she told the nurse. "Can you please get me the drill and a rod?"

While she waited, she looked carefully at the T-dick in the tweezers and then reached into a medical bag she had been carrying and pulled out another tool.
"I need to remove a little bit of skin where the rod is going to go in", she explained as she moved the tool onto Sam's T-dick.

"bzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzz zzzzzz"
"oooooooooo!! ouchhhh!!! oooooo!!!" Sam exclaimed, their T-dick bobbing excitedly from the simultaneous pain and pleasure inflicted upon it.
"I also need to remove your clitoral hood as it is going to get in the way"

"Awwwwww! aahhhhh ooohhhhoooooahhh!!!" Sam moaned as the doctor burned away their clitoral hood with an electrocautery pen. "that's sooo good!!!" they screamed.

The nurse returned, and Sam continued to moan and groan as Dr. Phali made a small hole in their glans and pressed a metal rod into it.

"Okay, you will now be in the ward for the night where the nurses will ensure you cannot orgasm. Normally they'd need to ensure you maintain an erection, but your clitoris is so bad that it does not need any help to stay erect. I will be back tomorrow to cut open your clitoris and gspot, and then our specialist surgeons will come and get you for your clitoris taming surgery. I will also be getting a nipple specialist we sometimes work with to visit the clinic and evaluate that problem too as our usual aversion therapy might not work."

As the doctor left, Sam noticed the tweezers and syringe still sitting next to the bed. With one hand, Sam squeezed their T-dick glans tight with the tweezers, and with the other started to lightly stab the tightened glans with the needle next to the metal rod that the doctor had stuck in it, and fantasising that the trans nurse from earlier was doing the stabbing.
Another bed was wheeled into the ward. A female patient with her clitoris clamped was lying on top of it. "Okay Carolyn-jo, the doctor will be here shortly to perform a little procedure on your clitoral glans", the nurse said to the patient who was just brought in.

its gross fetish stuff, but it goes to show quite an insight into the pooner/larger scale troon mindset in general: they are, as well as everything else, increasingly, medical fetishists. this lays it out about as plain as day.
seriously creepo stuff.

The little pooner has had the last laugh, as I am now posting my own L, and going to bed absolutely haunted and disgusted.
 
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While this is based and rad, at what school in the US in TYOOL 2023 could a child wear that on a shirt and not be ordered to turn it inside out on pain of expulsion?

We have administrators being full blown, hard R Retarded, punishing kids for wearing Gadsen flag patches on their bags, saying their callbacks to pro slavery movements during the civil war.
 
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/xkSe0 something seems to be up with the archive it looks like it only got the comments, so here is the VERY islamic text:
I feel dirty and confused having read that schlock fanfic, but I was able to get archive.ph to cooperate.
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VENT: First time shirtless at home just got ruined by my brother.
He poked the side of my hip and started literally laughing at me. I told him like what the fuck. And he said “why are you built like that” and made the curvy motion with his hands.
Based little brother for the win! In a few years he should get an account here.
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Where I would NOT be going for advice is Reddit, because who the fuck looks for medical advice from unqualified retards on the internet?
In all fairness to the trannies here, it's not so much a tranny thing as it is more of a reddit thing. (Not to derail the thread but for a perfect non-tranny and non-mental illness related example of reddit being plagued with foul, gross, hypochondriac retards seeking crowdsourced medical advice from other equally foul, gross, hypochondriac retards, look around r/candida for a couple of minutes. Actually don't really, unless there's some kind of emergency where you need to induce vomiting quickly.)

Update: My parents finally “talked to him” and told him that he needed to do some reflecting. Then they proceeded to tell me that he had a point and “your body didn’t used to look like that” as well as “you honestly don’t think you’ve gained weight?”. For the record I’m 5’5 and 125lbs, so I’m in no way over weight. But yeah, they honestly didn’t give a shit and decided that he was “just concerned about my weight”. I actually hate all of them.
I could be wrong, but I interpreted this as the parents actually trying to spare her feelings. Like, she probably has an especially curvy figure (in the exaggerated hourglass or pear shaped sense, not a euphemism for fat) if it's enough for the kid brother to comment, but rather than breaking it to her that her body type could never possibly be mistaken as male with or without tits, they tried to avert a meltdown by playing it off with "maybe the kid just thinks you gained a few, idk". It's even funnier that she doesn't even notice she's failed an accidental shit test here, because actual men don't tend to cry on reddit or have their day ruined when a family member makes a passing comment on their visible weight gain.

I literally do not believe this happened. Just on account of the story of the high school guard. No high school would keep a guard on payroll for the explicit purpose of keeping girls out of the boys' room. She has outed herself as an unreliable narrator.
I mean, hall monitors are still a thing in some schools. Yes, actual paid employees hired to mill around and prevent kids from being in the hallways adjacent to classrooms while class was in session unless they had a hall pass, act as uniform Nazis between periods, report any "bullying" to actual campus security, that kind of shit. Usually it's retarded and unnecessary, but keeping the bathrooms within their line of sight is absolutely something I've seen these people assigned to do. Twenty years ago the concerns were usually vandalism or kids fucking in there, but it makes sense that keeping trannies out could be added to the list.

Of course, it could be the case that administration bent over backwards trying to placate trannies, but the students weren't comfortable with it. In that scenario male students might've unofficially started keeping an eye out for each other, and anyone nearby that saw a tranny attempting to sidle in would just call it out as loudly as possible to try and deter them via public embarrassment. Something like that could easily be exaggerated into a legit bathroom cop.

oh we got a new one! not only are black women big gross men, black men are flabby out of shape women!
The most charitable take on this I can come up with is that most of the best well-known drag queens seem to be black (meaning effective use of cosmetic surgery, padded outfits, posing, etc to enhance the "female" illusion) and these trannies don't understand they're being fooled by a very skilled performer, but also don't have any irl exposure to black people, so they compare the queens to the white Habsburg looking low-effort AGP trannies they know personally and retardedly conclude the difference is down to some ethnic trait (because autism).

That's a fucking stretch, but I couldn't think of any other possible way to interpret this that isn't "black people lack sexual dimorphism."

The only way to be "one of the boys" as a biological woman is to be a butch lesbian that's into things that her guy friends are into. Like football, video games, thinking about scantily clad babes, fixing cars, smoking cigars over scotch. The moment you come off as overtly feminine and attracted to actual men, you're a mating prospect, not a platonic friend to grill meat with. If a pooner doesn't pass, they're wasting their time at best and risking unwanted advances at worst.

I know, I know, "don't stick your dick in crazy". But someone in that group of dudes is going to try to bark up that tree. Guys can be friends with stocky, squarejawed, thick-skinned, completely disinterested women in baggy clothes. They can't be friends with 5'2" goblins that fetishize penis ownership.
Some straight/bi women do get damned close to being considered an honorary guy within their friend group, but if a woman is present the men will always experience some degree of pressure to behave that they would not feel in a friend group of only men. It's like a cruel joke that Gaydens are always the most consistently hypersensitive, emotionally fragile, and generally unprepared and unequipped for navigating a friendship should a group of men accept her as an equal.
 
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So she's worried the lock's not gonna keep out someone who would want to hurt her BUT she still wants to use the mens room? Where it would be even easier to hurt her?

Fucking hell many people would kill for their own private bathroom at work

Any room at work can be your own private bathroom, if you're not a coward.

Update: My parents finally “talked to him” and told him that he needed to do some reflecting. Then they proceeded to tell me that he had a point and “your body didn’t used to look like that” as well as “you honestly don’t think you’ve gained weight?”. For the record I’m 5’5 and 125lbs, so I’m in no way over weight. But yeah, they honestly didn’t give a shit and decided that he was “just concerned about my weight”. I actually hate all of them.

Lol, pooner discovers too late that people perceive human bodies in their entirety as a whole, so that when you remove one female-typical body part it just makes the others female-looking parts stand out more. A woman with boobs and hips just looks like a woman with boobs and hips. A flat-chested, masculinized woman with hips looks like a Weeble.

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