Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers

[Autistic Joe]

Us guys well being boys we'd told them the rumor that one of the "New Kids" had to get his stomach pumped because it was full of semen and then we referred to them as the New Kids on the Jock.

Lol, we had the same kind of rumors back in the 80's. I remember hearing that about Motley Crue, Bon Jovi, and a few others.

But yeah, they have to be fucking with the wounds.

She's channeling her inner Kelly Ronahan.

 

[Geranium]

Off-topic but this makes me think about all those MtF cope posts about how cis women have had 20+ years to "practice femininity" and that's the only reason male trannies don't pass.

Incel belief that femoids have an unfair advantage. In the same way that “femcels” are totally different to incels, TIFs don’t have the burning resentment that they’ve been wronged somehow.

 

[TruffleSpark]

One thing my wife and I frequently talk about is how the idea of attractiveness has been destroyed. We can look at buildings in our societies but especially with fashion. People (mainly younger than us) seem to want to dress and look as hideous as possible. Terrible ill-fitting clothes. Horrible tattoos. Working out is alt right. Then you also see it in the older trans. Wearing outfits that look ridiculous. We assume it's part of the deconstructionist ideology pushing people to want to actively push against the notion of what looks good. More so than people think it is actually fashionable in the current style.

When I look at these horrific surgeries. Is the same thing in effect? Where they literally have been programed to not notice the horrific nature of how they now look? There's all the genitals that look like a chainsaw accident, but things like top scars? It seems like a celebration of looking awful. So much so there is no demand for the surgeons to be able to make it not look like they just an axe.

I feel like fashion/cosmetics used to try and emphasize natural human features. Now they are about fighting against nature to try and get as far away from your natural face/body as possible. idk if this is because of the plastic surgery industry or what but it's not good. Not that the old paradigm didn't have problems, but it was better than this.

 

[Just A Wagtail]

Incel belief that femoids have an unfair advantage. In the same way that “femcels” are totally different to incels, TIFs don’t have the burning resentment that they’ve been wronged somehow.

Id wager they do have some resentment towards being women themselves because they have a warped view of what a "woman means to be" and how they don't want to become any of those things, you see a lot of them are not trying to "transition into men" but "transition out of being a woman".

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

The little "nubbin" bits at the bottom of the amholes really do look like a plucked chickens tail feather stub. It's remarkable. Passes well.

I was particularly baffled by this particular detail of the neovagina until I read a Reddit post by a troon who explained that it's supposed to be a fourchette. Hope that helps.

Even more than the rest of the neovagina, it's just so obviously a chunk of mutilated cockmeat that it's really difficult to see what the surgeon was even going for.

 

[P. Barnes’ THOT 2.0]

When I was a kid waiting for the bus in the morning the girls would gather together and gossip a big topic back then were the New Kids on the Block. Us guys well being boys we'd told them the rumor that one of the "New Kids" had to get his stomach pumped because it was full of semen and then we referred to them as the New Kids on the Jock.

Holy shit-I heard that rumor back then too lmao. Crazy how pre Internet society worked

 

[batteredpancakes]

Post-op TiF vents about how she went from having an average size dick to a small dick due to her glansplasty and numerous surgeries. u/bi_guy2000
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How to deal with size insecurities?
Hey guys,

This is a bit of a vulnerable one and I probably shouldn’t be whining about this, as I know a lot of you are going through truly tough times. I apologize in advance.

So I’ve had a lot of complications throughout this process and I’m finally about to have my erectile device implanted, which is my 8th surgery. And I should be really happy about making it here, but I can’t help feeling sad and disappointed. Till my last surgery, which was my glansplasty, I used to have 5.5 inches in length. I was pretty content with that, as it was very much mid average. And I’ve started, you know, identifying with having average dick. However post glansplasty I dropped to about 4.5-4.7 inches. I know it isn’t the end of the world. But I can’t help feeling upset about it. If I had been that size from the get go, I could have dealt with that. However I got used to and started identifying with a certain size for over 2 years. So there is the sense of losing something/ having something taken away from me. In a surgery that technically “went well” for a change. However this is the one that brought me the most disappointment, as this is a thing that can’t be changed. My team doesn’t even seem to believe me that my size changed, as it shouldn’t have. But yeah, it definitely happened. On top of that I’ve kept losing girth, because of all the complications, that I’m know left with max. 4 inches circumference.

I know size shouldn’t be important, and this surgery has truly saved my life and I am very happy with my size flaccid. But now that I’ll hopefully be able to get hard soon, I can’t help but feel sad, that I’ll end up being small. Like I’ve been picturing this day in my head for my entire life and i’ve had a very real idea of what I should look like for the past 3 years and know that it’s around the corner, i know that I’ll be disappointed when I actually see it become a reality. And now I keep worrying that after all the shit I’ve been through, I won’t even be able to satisfy a partner, especially because of the girth.

So yeah, sorry about the vent. Any input on how to fix my mindset or any tips and tricks on how to make a smaller dick work, are very welcome.

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Funny thing is going by the numerous TiFs that get ED's; it can either lengthen or shorten the phallus further.
And if you are Nuigi, it can collapse like an accordion at any time.

 

[Here to Gawk]

When I was a kid waiting for the bus in the morning the girls would gather together and gossip a big topic back then were the New Kids on the Block. Us guys well being boys we'd told them the rumor that one of the "New Kids" had to get his stomach pumped because it was full of semen and then we referred to them as the New Kids on the Jock.

The variation I heard back in the day was that Lil Kim had to have her stomach pumped because it was full of semen.

 

[37yearolddickrightnow]

The variation I heard back in the day was that Lil Kim had to have her stomach pumped because it was full of semen.

Rod Stewart for me. It's a generational thing.

 

[batteredpancakes]

u/trippytrip1997 might be in some serious shit.
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Spoiler: Help I am really worried

I had my phalloplasty already about a year ago and everything is healed. My urethra connection will be on Monday next week but since yesterday I’ve noticed that my Phallo is swollen and there seems to be some liquid coming out of my tip? My urethra is not connected yet and I am really worried this will result in me not being able to have the surgery.

I’ll be going tomorrow to my urologist and getting it checked but as you probably know I am just going a bit crazy right now and overthinking a lot.

Just wanted to know if someone else has experienced something like this?

I mean can stuff like this happen even so long after surgery and after everything was perfectly healed?

Best news is that her urine is just leaking through. Worse news is that it's pus or necrosis fluid and she's in for a terrible ER trip.

I mean can stuff like this happen even so long after surgery and after everything was perfectly healed?

I see this sentence way too much from them. I really wish they were better informed that this is an ongoing procedure with continuing risk for complications over their lifetime.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

If I had been that size from the get go, I could have dealt with that. However I got used to and started identifying with a certain size for over 2 years.

I know size shouldn’t be important, and this surgery has truly saved my life

Like I’ve been picturing this day in my head for my entire life and i’ve had a very real idea of what I should look like

I loathe these people.

 

[Autistic Joe]

It was awkward trying to conceal an erection. I kept running into things and it would hurt for an hour.

I am now at risk of losing my penis because two other surgeons have said it's not robust enough to handle it being moved down more without it losing circulation and dying.

Post-op TiF vents about how she went from having an average size dick to a small dick due to her glansplasty and numerous surgeries.

Just normal, everyday, regular "guy problems" am I right? I mean practically every conversation among dudes is about running into things with a boner, our penis losing circulation and dying, or about the constant surgeries to reshape it.

(To be fair "shrinkage" definitely is a guy thing, but not because of surgery.)

Spoiler

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

I really wish they were better informed

Even if she knew about the risks, she still would have screeched about troonphobia & done it anyway because she is under the insane tranny delusion that this shit is "medically necessary".

 

[Screamer_2]

I feel like fashion/cosmetics used to try and emphasize natural human features. Now they are about fighting against nature to try and get as far away from your natural face/body as possible. idk if this is because of the plastic surgery industry or what but it's not good. Not that the old paradigm didn't have problems, but it was better than this.

There definitely is something strange going on and I am out of step. I look at supposed beautiful people with the artificial look and my brain doesn't even really register them as real people. Or at least not as women. While age is a variable an example I can think of is Megan Fox. I can google her from the start of her career and the straight male in me is triggered on some base level. I Google her now and nothing. I can look at normal women and get a reaction. Yet these artificial looks trigger nothing. The Kardashians etc.

It's like muscular females. I can go onto r/FitAndNatural/ and plenty of fit women are hot as fuck. Yet there is a tipping point where nope. Nothing. No reaction. I couldn't even really define what that tipping point is. I could have strong points, such as super jacked women. Where the line is varys. Some are still hot, others just don't register. It's the same with the artificial look. It doesn't register. To me at least.

I guess linking it back to the thread. It's a central issue with trans. There are these lines in our heads where we just don't register them as the thing. It's innate in us. Although this is separate from, "that looks nothing like a real genital."

 

[Barbarella]

My mum kicked me (18ftm) out over the summer because I started testosterone. I've been out to her for over two years and she's never been any sort of supportive but starting T was the final straw. Our relationship has always had issues due to a lot of childhood emotional abuse after her mental health dipped after she had an affair and got divorced from my dad. I'm still in full-time education so don't have enough money saved up to support myself so had to move in with my gran to avoid homelessness and losing my education. My gran is 80 and has to drive over three hours a day to get me to and from college as there are no buses from where we live. It's really unfair and I hate that she's been put in this position, essentially by my mum. It honestly angers me more than the transphobia, especially as she regularly messages my gran telling her about how this is a great opportunity for both me and her in terms of bonding and such and completely disregarding the massive physical and financial strain this has put on her. Whilst I can't work full time, I've got a weekend job to help pay for stuff and am infinitely grateful for my gran.

Anyway, gran being the kind person she is, wants me to get my mum a Christmas present despite the hell she's put me through and the stress she's given my gran. I do see the merit in keeping a relationship with her although atm I don't want her in my life for obvious reasons.

So basically I want to get her a gift full of humourous spite, something assuming, cheap, and not directly rude.

TLDR: My mum's transphobic and kicked me out putting my gran under a lot of stress but I need to get her a Christmas gift so naturally I want to give her something funny and full of spite.

I loathe them too.

This pooner blames her MOM for her having 80 year old grandmother driving her three hours to school. No hint of responsibility on her end. No recognition that this has nothing t do with her mother.

She’s 18, I moved out at 18, many do. Like most normal 18 year olds, she should be driving or using public transport, finding a job and apartment with roommates and support herself while she goes through school. Yeah, sometimes you have way more roommates than you like to get costs down and you work two jobs. Or three. Maybe you can only take one or two classes a semester. That’s what happens when you make adult decisions your parents don’t support. For some reason, her life is moms fault and now Grandma has to care for her. No chance she was abused, a divorce is unfortunate but happens to many kids. She was told “I don’t support you medically harming yourself-stop while under my roof or move out.” So she puts it on Grandma, who probably has no clue what this means.

Grandma should be the one being helped. She may have lost some cognitive abilities-not enough so she can’t drive or do daily tasks-but enough so she feels vulnerable and lonely. This is why elderly are susceptible to scams and ripoffs. And that’s exactly what her disgusting little granddaughter is-a scammer.

In return for her kindness and generosity, she wants the granddaughter to buy her mom a gift. Not a lot to ask, but this pooner can’t be generous of spirit in any way and will only buy something if it can hurt mom.

Gross.

 

[Piss Bear]

Yup it’s very common on the self harm subreddits.
r/MadeOfStyrofoam has a handy guide!
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I never knew a group discussing self-harm and suicide could sound so girly and stupid. These euphemisms are cringe-worthy. If you're gonna talk about slicing open your arms, burning yourself, hanging yourself, whatever at least be real about what you're doing. "Spicy shower" "forbidden noodles" "grippy sock jail" come the fuck on at least talk like an adult or an emo. This is just gay.

The fact that transgenderism and mental illness, especially body dysmorphia, eating disorders, self-harm, and narcissism are often seen together should be throwing up red flags for every psychiatrist in the fucking world regarding this phenomenon but no, they've allowed the monkeys to run the circus and shocker, it's turned into a fucking mutilation, early death, suicide bloodbath. People with other mental illnesses are suffering too as a result of this bullshit. Trannies have hijacked the fucking spotlight and made it seem like they are the only ones who have suicidal urges and need urgent treatment... that might be the thing that gets my goat the most out of all of this nonsense.

 

[Tard Whisperer]

My flaccid penis length was a little over 1.5 inches. I was a little over 2 inches hard. I could fully penetrate with my penis.

lol, pooners are so funny

 

[batteredpancakes]

Slight OT with it being about hormones and all but this really shows how immature these TiFs are about their healthcare and attitude toward the medical practitioners that have to deal with them.
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Spoiler: Thinking about fudging my dose before my blood work... (Advice wanted)

My endocrinologist works at an LGBT clinic and she told me my 600ng/dL levels were "dangerously high", I looked and said "600 isn't even that high, it's barely passed the midway point of the male testosterone range." She then tried saying my cholesterol and hemoglobin could get higher and I asked "but are they high right now?" "Well no, but you're at risk with these levels." "They're not high now and my levels are in the male range, what's the issue?" She even mentioned possibly lowering my dose, which the last time my dose was lower my T levels were in the 270s, well below the male range. I shut her down and said I preferred this dose and was even thinking of upping it. She said "why, what's the difference? What's so better about this dose and the lower one?" And I literally had to explain to her that the lower one made me feel like shit and wasn't transitioning me enough.

I have to see her next weekend for labs and I'm tempted to fudge my dose for the blood work. I know I shouldn't, it's wrong and possibly dangerous, but she's the only endocrinologist in my area that I know accepts my insurance and also trans patients*. And I just don't want my dose lowered or to have to argue with her. Everytime I show any sort of irritation she warns me "if you ever start to experience roid rage we'll have to lower your dose", it's a lose-lose. I fucking hate it. I haven't seen her in over 6 months and I'm hoping since I'm now male-passing she'll take me more seriously. I've noticed a difference in how doctors treat me now that I'm passing. I went from a masculine girl who might regret destroying her body to a man who needs testosterone.

I'm just at a loss at what to do. I know lying to medical professionals and tampering with my levels is irresponsible and wrong, but I'm cornered and I need advice.

*Edit: That I know of.

The commenters are of course supportive of her lying and labeling the Doctor as abusive, transphobic and want the TiF to file a complaint against her.

This is re peaking me in regards to giving a shit about these stupid girls. Fuck them. Let the know-it-alls have their consequences.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

She said "why, what's the difference? What's so better about this dose and the lower one?" And I literally had to explain to her that the lower one made me feel like shit and wasn't transitioning me enough.

Some people deserve locked in syndrome.

Yes, take even higher roid doses, little pooner! Do it! Hopefully a stroke will shut you up forever.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Slight OT with it being about hormones and all but this really shows how immature these TiFs are about their healthcare and attitude toward the medical practitioners that have to deal with them.
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“I shut her down and said I preferred this dose and was even thinking of upping it.”

And there you have it. Being trans-friendly means abdicating your responsibility as a medical practitioner and doing as you’re told. Abdicating your responsibility as a parent. Abdicating your responsibility to live in truth and objective reality, as far as you can discern it.

I will be polite and friendly to all, and expect the same in return. Live your life, love any consenting adult you please, alter your body if you must. Don’t ask me to pay for it, approve of it, or pretend biology doesn’t exist and we’ll get on fine. Force yourself into women-only spaces, bully me for polite disagreement, or convince young or vulnerable people to ignore their serious problems and chase a fantasy, and expect pushback.

Rant over. Should add that to t’other thread for spergouts. Sorry.

One day that doctor will crack and start venting on the farms. Be gentle with them - they do more good as a Farms fifth column in that clinic. Also I am dying to hear what doctors say behind the backs of li’l pooner and Alice. Don’t deny me my simple pleasures.

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