Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

[Mariposa Electrique]

Just that voice is insane to think about, I'm also a 6'3 guy that can do cartoon voices and something that high, that's just some serious castrato shit there. I guess he's got a thing for wearing corsets too, not sure if that would affect it though.

Also in that SS thread, goddamn he didn't even break character during the one time him and that girl had sex. "I'll use you like the dirty slut you are!" In that fucking voice... I can't stop laughing.

Do not confuse Castrato with falsetto, he sounds like Fez from that 70s show, only more autistic.

 

[PostRegretStressDisorder]

He'll eventually get the usual troon disability probably.

There's a reason why he moved to Washington. That sweet, sweet autismerr, tranny bux. It's much easier to receive services in the northwest than anywhere else, especially if you're a troon.

The SS thread was absolute gold and made a nice start for 2016 being the summer of lolcows. If only shmorky would post here and try to defend his honor.

 

[InLivingTuna]

If only shmorky would post here and try to defend his honor.

I doubt he'll be able to keep shut about the "harassment" he's receiving for too long. Or we could just bully @Lowtax on Twitter until he shows up.

 

[PostRegretStressDisorder]

I doubt he'll be able to keep shut about the "harassment" he's receiving for too long. Or we could just bully @Lowtax on Twitter until he shows up.

If only we could go back in time and roll out the red kiwi carpet for lowtax to spill the shmorky beans and THEN harass both of them.

Kiwiagents are good at hindsight, not at planning. That's the cons to being a wildcard website.

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

https://www.twitter.com/lowtax/status/765671683436978177

@Lowtax stop lurking fgt.

 

[InLivingTuna]

https://www.twitter.com/lowtax/status/765671683436978177

@Lowtax stop lurking fgt.

EDIT:

 

[PostRegretStressDisorder]

Lowtax I know you're reading this and I want you to know that I actually like Doom AND Mood House.

Please spill the dirt on shmorky.

 

[Anime-Chan]

What's up with animators in the animation industry having fuck up porn fetishes. Rebecca with her disformed Ed, Edd, and Eddy porn and now him having little kids shit and piss themselves.

 

[fcgh vgcf]

What's up with animators in the animation industry having fuck up porn fetishes. Rebecca with her disformed Ed, Edd, and Eddy porn and now him having little kids shit and piss themselves.

difference is that rebecca can catch a job to hand out her filth to a wider audience whilst shmorky just sits alone in a diaper making '^w^ gender neutral' comics with humor so shit not even i would :gp: it

oh also shmorky isn't a woman, forgot that difference

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

There are always people like this, huh?

Possessing amazing talent but utilizing it in the most disappointing way possible.

 

[CatParty]

https://www.twitter.com/lowtax/status/765671683436978177

@Lowtax stop lurking fgt.

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Yes I asked him politely to come chat. He delcined. If we want him to show up its best not to pester him

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

What's up with animators in the animation industry having fuck up porn fetishes. Rebecca with her disformed Ed, Edd, and Eddy porn and now him having little kids shit and piss themselves.

“Another time was, we were looking at the section of The Jungle Book where the little girl comes out and gets in the water, and the little boy’s up in the tree, and he falls into the water. She senses that he’s following her, so she drops the jug after a ways, and this continues all the way up, and the boy looks back at us [the audience] and shrugs his shoulders, and then he turns around and looks at the little girl, and she wrinkles her nose up at him. That’s one of the best drawings I ever did. And Walt turned to me and said, ‘That’s a pretty sexy little girl, Ollie.’ That was the last time we ever had a meeting with him.”

-Ollie Johnston, Award Winning Animator at Disney

Spoiler

 

[alex_theman]

“Another time was, we were looking at the section of The Jungle Book where the little girl comes out and gets in the water, and the little boy’s up in the tree, and he falls into the water. She senses that he’s following her, so she drops the jug after a ways, and this continues all the way up, and the boy looks back at us [the audience] and shrugs his shoulders, and then he turns around and looks at the little girl, and she wrinkles her nose up at him. That’s one of the best drawings I ever did. And Walt turned to me and said, ‘That’s a pretty sexy little girl, Ollie.’ That was the last time we ever had a meeting with him.”

-Ollie Johnston, Award Winning Animator at Disney

Spoiler

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Eh, Animation is pretty stressful.

 

[Mr. Awesome Man]

This probably explains why he hasn't been on Gaming Garbage for so long.

 

[AnOminous]

difference is that rebecca can catch a job to hand out her filth to a wider audience whilst shmorky just sits alone in a diaper making '^w^ gender neutral' comics with humor so shit not even i would :gp: it

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He could have had high paying jobs twice and both times literally threw them away by chimping out for no reason whatsoever.

 

[fcgh vgcf]

This probably explains why he hasn't been on Gaming Garbage for so long.

well if you're late to the paintrain

He could have had high paying jobs twice and both times literally threw them away by chimping out for no reason whatsoever.

fire could've kept on being a weird but you know.. 'regular' guy if he didn't end up taking the TROOOOOOON threads to heart and becoming the most unpassing tranny evar.

alas, we still got the funniest dox in a while over at SS and you had a 200 page thread on him. seems that goons are unfunny people in mind that end up becoming funnier later in life at their own expense

 

[crunchysalty]

Anyone know the ex'es name?

 

[Dan Abrams]

Why do I get the feeling he wears the yarn wig to simulate irl klurf hair? I think he literally wants to become one of his genderfucked blob creations.

I'm sure if it was possible Shmorky would let a doctor mutilate him until he's a they or a xir or a xzoom or whatever gender he thinks he is.

 

[Apocalypso]

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Shmorky is an internet animator who's been producing content for over a decade. He's most well known for his work with Something Awful, creating the Flash Tub, and his cartoons have been broadcast over Adult Swim and the Hub Network. He's also known to be friends with Steven Universe creator Rebecca Sugar.

While he was first attracting popularity through Something Awful, the goons were quick to dig through his online past, and eventually someone from /b/ came forward with Shmorky's disturbing art of clearly underage furry characters. The pictures were preserved on ED, which includes a link to a now deleted page where he apparently claimed they were only done as commissions.

Spoiler: extremely nsfw

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This would not be the end of Shmorky's woes. He eventually landed a schizophrenic girlfriend who was apparently too much for him to deal with, and Shmorky recorded one of her psychotic episodes. This recording was mocked endlessly by goons and 4chan alike, eventually leading to him losing his moderator privileges on Something Awful.
https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_o1w43x4GGX1v772mro1.mp3#_=_

The culmination of this would come in 2016, when the girlfriend finally came out of the shadows to post on Something Sensitive about what Shmorky's life has come to. Her first post in the thread is here. Apparently he:

• is currently living in a trailer in the backwoods of Virginia, with his parents and brothers
• is bald, edgy over his pronouns, and fought with Lowtax and rarely did any actual work at Something Awful leading to his eventual firing
  
• claims to have PTSD over bad sex
  
• wears adult diapers for fun, and he indeed does have a diaper fetish which flies in the face of his earlier claim of only doing the babyfur art for money
• also pisses himself for fun, even around people he barely knows
• has way more of an interest in Lowtax's kids than he should
  
• believes he's a hermaphrodite and has a vagina behind his balls
• cries when people call him Dave, thought he was wasting his talent on Lowtax and turned down job offers from Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network
  
• hes into scat too
• has incredibly poor hygiene, showering once a week and almost never changing his clothes or doing the laundry

The girlfriend leaked out some of the more recent porn that he drew, and all these years later it isn't any less disturbing than the originals.

Spoiler: BABYFUR 2.0 (also incredibly nsfw)

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Also leaked were some surprisingly disgusting almost-nudes from him:

Spoiler

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To top it all off, there's evidence he abused his girlfriend as @Jaiman and @negaren pointed out. In the first screencap, Lowtax confirms that Shmorky made his girlfriend stop taking her anti-psychotic medication, and in the second screencap his girlfriend says he would often lie and claim that she hit him.
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There's a LOT more content from there that will be added to this OP later, but that's basically the gist of it. Surprised he didn't have a thread on here already with how much he was mentioned in the Something Awful thread. @Lowtax you got anything to add?

Twitter
Tumblr
YouTube
His website
His ED page
Archive of the SoSe thread where his girlfriend talks about him 1 2 3 4 5

God, that video was fucking painful to listen to. Both people are psychotic in my book.

 

[Gazelle_Bro]

I'll always find it amazing how people squander their talent. This guy literally got two job offers for jobs people probably wish they could have, and he threw it out for kiddy diddling porn. Incredible.