Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

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"Guys, this is my real voice. I had to alter it before because of transmysoggyknee. I'm totally a kawaii genderless hermaphrodite with my own vagina that I grew myself and also this filthy matted yarn is my natural hair."

Seriously though, what do you wanna bet "oppression" will be his exscuse for all of this?
 
@Null I know SoSe already did it, but fuck it. Can we make
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This would not be the end of Shmorky's woes. He eventually landed a schizophrenic girlfriend who was apparently too much for him to deal with, and Shmorky recorded one of her psychotic episodes. This recording was mocked endlessly by goons and 4chan alike, eventually leading to him losing his moderator privileges on Something Awful.
https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_o1w43x4GGX1v772mro1.mp3#_=_

I made it through 44 seconds of the recording before I had to close the tab. I just couldn't take anymore of that fucking voice.

And I don't know how legit the ex-girlfriend is (this is the internet and people lie, after all) but if she went through even a tenth of what she says she went through, then my heart goes out to her. Mental illness is bad enough on its own without adding an abusive boyfriend to the mix.
 
In a different ss thread she said a few times she was Amanda Mullen / Amanda Milan from NJ, but she also said antisemitic cops were stalking her to murder her.

It's Amanda Mullen, but she constantly changed her social media account names (and had shitloads of social media accounts).

When she's not batshit delusional, she's OK to talk to. She has a tendency to embellish, but she's not stupid.
 
I don't know how legit the ex-girlfriend is
She was definitely Shmorky's girlfriend, she leaked out a bunch of never before seen pictures of him as well as authentic klurf porn that she couldn't have really gotten anywhere else. As for the stories they've been at least partially backed up by Lowtax. Now obviously everyone is biased towards themselves but it'd be pretty far fetched to assume the girlfriend made everything up.
 
I made it through 44 seconds of the recording before I had to close the tab. I just couldn't take anymore of that fucking voice.

And I don't know how legit the ex-girlfriend is (this is the internet and people lie, after all) but if she went through even a tenth of what she says she went through, then my heart goes out to her. Mental illness is bad enough on its own without adding an abusive boyfriend to the mix.

Well, it was mentioned in the SoSe that Shmorky would often lie to her (his age, possibly about the job offers) and mess with her head when she was in a manic/psychotic state, but I think she's telling the truth in that she's repeating what he said to her (even if it was a lie) and that she definitely went through a hell of a lot of shit for him.
 
And I don't know how legit the ex-girlfriend is (this is the internet and people lie, after all) but if she went through even a tenth of what she says she went through, then my heart goes out to her. Mental illness is bad enough on its own without adding an abusive boyfriend to the mix.

SoSe knew her real identity and got confirmation it was actually her through her now defunct social media accounts. At the time it all went down we were all keeping a constant watch on her social media and she kept changing names as well as nuking then reinstating accounts. Those were the same accounts from which all her batshit posts/tweets were made so confirming her as legit was easy.

She got plexxed a couple of times while she was batshit so more detail didn't come out until she was a bit more rational later on.

This is her thread from when she was still living with Shmorky and still batshit as fuck.

http://somethingsensitive.com/index.php?topic=7444.0
 
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According to Lowtax a lot of the stuff she has said is bullshit, and she definitely enjoys the attention in that SS thread. I encounter these kinds of people at work all the time and anything I hear from them I take with a huge grain of salt. They're masters at manipulation and if they can convince you that they're just a poor innocent victim in all this then that's mission accomplished for them.
Yeah... judging from that audio clip, I find it really hard to pinpoint either of them as a victim. I'm sure dealing with Dave's troonism would be taxing for any person, needing to walk on eggshells and respect his pwonowns, but a part of me doubts he would take it past passive aggressive manipulation. She, on the other hand, also sounds legitimately psychotic and seems like she would be a fucking handful as well. Only difference is she seems somewhat aware that she's batshit, whereas Shmorky's kinfolk think they're the normal ones and the world needs to adjust to their stupidity.
 
That voice is some real Son Of Sam shit. I feel incredibly unwell sharing the same phylum as this Tumblrina.

Didn't see any reason that it started. The vocal transition was obviously done over time but was this ball-gargler ever called out on sounding like a squeak toy?
 
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