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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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SargonF00t said:
Where on this forum can I find a link to Ralph's 2nd recent reveal of the Memphis Micro?

I don't need the pic, just the link so that I can send it to someone on social media
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Hey man, don't fedpost like that. If you're gonna commit an act of terrorism, keep it to yourself.
 
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SargonF00t said:
Where on this forum can I find a link to Ralph's 2nd recent reveal of the Memphis Micro?

I don't need the pic, just the link so that I can send it to someone on social media
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I was going to troll you and spoil a real pigs penis but the things I saw just searching pig penis were extremely horrific, I have trolled myself
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
west memphis manhogs are worse. Something about small slimey things are horrifying.
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Positively Lovecraftian..

I will now mentally refer to Meigh’s horsegina as “Innsmouth”

THEORY; it looks wet and bleary because he pumped it to get it near the 5” range, and had to crisco shit to prevent chafing
 
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SpergioLeonne said:
Ducks and turtles are worse.
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It’s wasn’t even that. It’s an entire genre of porn and furry art I need bleached from my eyes and not even a single picture of an actual pig’s penis. I kept scrolling thinking “Surely there must be an actual pig’s penis here” and it just kept getting worse. Fuck you duck duck go, fuck you.
 
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AltisticRight said:
He's writing a book?

Lol
lmao
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Eternally and never.
LiquidChrisRespecter said:
More self serving dreck from the ragepig.

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The Ralphacycle keeps on rolling.
LiquidChrisRespecter said:
Fat.

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Unless you show the weighing you are lying.
LiquidChrisRespecter said:
Ralph doesn't just suddenly have an attack of conscience for no reason. I wonder what the Morris clan have threatened him with.
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I have posited before that I think they told Ralph they are going to change her last name to Morris and I still believe it.

They need to just excise him from her life. He is never coming back to the US right? So fuck him. You know you are never getting child support from him so why even engage with him on any level?
 
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Rage Pig said:
Sleepless in Merida.
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Rage Pig said:
Sleepless in Merida.

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Guys, I really need to sleep. Like, I have just been burning the midnight oil on this book I'm writing and gosh darn am I tired. Woo boy, I'm gonna go sleep like a motherfucker. I'm talking that real good sleep, wet sleep. The kind of sleep that makes you dream of your ex-horse getting banged in the ass by Mexicans and Turks. The kind of sleep where you go so deep the only way to bring yourself back from the inception of hell that is your nightmares, is to be poked by the horsewoman's magical ice cream spoon. Alas, she's not around anymore. I'm counting on you Chief of Staff, to bring me back. Just rattle a pill bottle and I should wake up like the Incredible Hulk, screaming in pure unadulterated rage. But yeah, I appreciate all the support and the show is cancelled today. I need sleep.
 
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Rage Pig said:
Sleepless in Merida.

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Not gonna comment on the gay shit he's saying, but he sounds very coherent in his speech here which makes it all the more funny that he was insisting he was sober when he was slurring up a storm. I honestly got used to him talking like that and it just hit me how saturated his brain was in the xanny/alcohol sauce after hearing him speak here.
Sad!
 
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