More post-jail sightings megathread

[Pedophobe]

Frankly I'm torn between trying to get more details about her (which borders on doxing and this girl doesn't deserve that it's not like she's trying to white knight Chris, unlike Otaku king, it's her job to babysit chris.) And letting her be.

I feel like we can wait and see how this plays out before deciding if she's significant enough to document.

 

[RL Steinbeck]

It’s obvious many here have not used AI photo enhancement enough to know how it works. It basically makes a “best guess” and adds details that are not there, but people think it’s the opposite where it somehow refines details already there. It does not. Especially the free online ones that this user almost certainly ran the picture through. Try it yourself with fuzzy pictures of people you know and you’ll see the end result often looks worse and just essentially picks a similar face to overlay fine line details overtop.

To me, the AI “enhancement” looks nothing like the original. Really take a close look at the original. That woman looks tired; she looks like she’s in her early 40s to me. It’s not a young girl. You guys realize that there are adults that are short and thin, right?

 

[Matsumoto's bald head]

I don't think this girl is in really big danger with wrangling Chris, he probably sees her as another gal pal , like Sarah or Megan, and yeah he was sometimes inappropriate with them, but I don't think they were ever in danger. Plus with Chris being in his 40s, even if he's an absolute retard, his levels of aggression should likely go down.
I'm of the opinion that he only did rape his mom because :
-Barb was always inappropriate with him.
-Barb probably didn't do anything to stop him.
-They were always both recluses, and the only moderating figure in that house was Bob.
-Chris got goaded into it.

To me, the AI “enhancement” looks nothing like the original. Really take a close look at the original. That woman looks tired; she looks like she’s in her early 40s to me. It’s not a young girl. You guys realize that there are adults that are short and thin, right?

Interpolation works very well with backgrounds, especially when it's very uniform and has very little entropy to it,
and a human face is probably the worst thing you could use interpolation on.

 

[LemonParty]

Mystery girl is dressed like it's late October and not for humid, 90+ degree Virginia weather. The high on September 5th in Ruckersville was 99 degrees. 99 degrees and this girl is wearing a sweater and jeans. Bizarre.

https://www.accuweather.com/en/us/ruckersville/22968/september-weather/2220167

I noticed that too. We can be certain it's a recent picture though because Chris has just been let out of jail. This didn't happen last Spring.

This points to the social worker theory. She's being as professional as possible in order to do her job/ get credits/ job experience, while knowing full well who Chris is and what he has done.

If I was a young girl with a small stature who was forced to be around Chris for work I'd be wearing something like this? Regardless if it's 105°.

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

the state has set that poor woman up to be graped by chris

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

I don't think this girl is in really big danger with wrangling Chris, he probably sees her as another gal pal , like Sarah or Megan

Chris couldn't keep his hands off Megan, even after being told multiple times. If you mean Sarah Hammer, from when Chris was a kid, that was well before puberty. So those aren't exactly good examples.

Why are people suddenly pretending that Chris is now some sort of mass murderer who will violently sexually assault every woman that comes close to his presence? The social worker will be fine ffs.

Because Chris now has a forever "Get out of jail free" card. The only unknown is if Chris knows this. Short of murder or violent rape, Chris has the privilege now of a legal shield against anything bad he does, regardless if he's remorseful or even cares. Have autism? State says he does, thus he's eligible for the tard deferral. Was jail a horrible place for Chris where he doesn't ever want to go back? Majority of his letters say no, it was just a new "hotel" for Chris. Sitting in a cell where he's making fart noises and playing pretend all day is definitely not anything that's going to put the fear of God into Chris to not do something in the future.

 

[AssignedEva]

Yeah the idea she's a child comes from the same person who thinks pursuing Chris down a highway while screeching "we love you Chris-Chan" is normal behaviour that should be bragged about on discord. I think it's pretty obvious this is an adult.

 

[Lupin The Turd]

What would an official title for a tard wrangler be? Might be worth looking into Linkedin profiles around the area that have that title and see if she pops up.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

The 'prove' part is mostly nurses who poison newborns, then 'save' them.

thats a very extreme case, but we all know plenty of absolute cunts in school or university who would bully the weird girls into near suicide, and then turn around and in the same breath go "im suuuuch a caring person i wanna be a nurse or a caretaker"
many of them made it in
who do you think is making all those tiktok dance videos?

 

[A Grey Cat]

This points to the social worker theory. She's being as professional as possible in order to do her job/ get credits/ job experience, while knowing full well who Chris is and what he has done.

Maybe Chris was right about the merge all along and this girl is the c-197 version of Harley Quinn that lardass created so he could through the events of mad love post merge.

I mean think young social worker trying to make a name for herself in the field? Sees the infamous Chris Chan as the means to achieve that goal by taking on his case? On the plus side thankfully Chris doesn't possess mr j's charm or charisma to manipulate her properly

 

[Linako 2.0]

Why are people suddenly pretending that Chris is now some sort of mass murderer who will violently sexually assault every woman that comes close to his presence? The social worker will be fine ffs.

I was exploring the astral plan and encountered Chris Chan, I tried to stop him from hacking into other women's Chakrahs, his Animus of Magichan Sonichu was too powerful and almost sent my soul into Oblivion., but spared me to leave a message.
He doesn't forgive, he doesn't forget; he has over 9000 penises and they're all coming to make all women his sweetheart from the ground up.
if it weren't for my JO crystal I would have already been dead.

 

[Pedophobe]

Short of murder or violent rape, Chris has the privilege now of a legal shield against anything bad he does, regardless if he's remorseful or even cares. Have autism? State says he does, thus he's eligible for the tard deferral.

Maybe but it's at the discretion of the judge who is required to take into consideration the views of the victim and prosecutor so in practice probably a one-time-only deal.

 

[AnOminous]

Still, I do hope he commits another crime that would land him on the SOR, as he certainly belongs on it, and I would like to see what happens as he is forced to notify his neighbors of his SOR status...that would also mean no more MTG card games or hanging around at game stores because of children being present.

So you hope a child is raped? That's pretty fucked up dude.

 

[Linako 2.0]

My question is why are they having this petite woman tard wrangle Chris?
unless she knows Judo or something I don't know why the government would assign her as his tard wrangler.

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

https://youtu.be/utr6qfkc0h8?si=jF9I0kE8svpuR3Jp

It's pretty good

This should be the official thread theme if Chris is confirmed to be double tapping both Barbie Chan and the state-mandated Boyfriend-Free Girl.

Heil Heilberg and the Commonwealth of Virginia. Genghis Chan demands more pussy to rape!

 

[Hepativore]

So you hope a child is raped? That's pretty fucked up dude.

I should have phrased that better as I was typing in a hurry. I am not hoping so much as I see it as inevitable that he does commit another offense, and this time it lands him on the SOR instead of it sliding off.

It does not seem like he is being wrangled that tightly.

 

[AnOminous]

My question is why are they having this petite woman tard wrangle Chris?
unless she knows Judo or something I don't know why the government would assign her as his tard wrangler.

It's not like they have a choice between her and Jean Claude Van Damme or something. They have her, period. They have whoever they have. Most people do not want these jobs.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Maybe but it's at the discretion of the judge who is required to take into consideration the views of the victim and prosecutor so in practice probably a one-time-only deal.

If this was the only time Chris got a break, but it isn't. Chris has always gotten off like a king. When he was arrested for the first time, it was a scary experience because Chris had never been in jail before. Now? Chris literally does not care. He'll just cruise through whatever proceedings there are, do next to nothing, and get another finger wave from the judge to "not do that again".

 

[LurkerJerker]

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

and Jean Claude Van Damme

I want to believe in a world where JCVD is some happy mong
"LOOK! LOOK! I CAN DO A SPLIT!"