Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[bile demon]

Vito Beats Women.

A convincing argument but my overall opinion of him remains strongly negative.

 

[WelperHelper99]

And also, Cardcaptor Sakura is an anime made for little girls in elementary school, and Sakura, the protagonist, is a 10 year old girl.
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If this is the kind of shit he jerks off to, no wonder he went to bat for Cuties so hard.

Only people I've heard actually be into Cardcaptor is A. People that watched that shit as it aired when they were kids, B. Women. Actually hearing a dude be into Cardcaptor already sets off red flags, then you hear he's into Chobits, which is just robot loli shit and then suddenly WOAH, it all makes sense, he wants to fuck kids because he's a pedo.

 

[ChromaQuack]

It's going to be real fun when Nicky Rackets has to bend himself into a 6 dimensional pretzel shape to explain away everything you people have found as "just jokes", amazing work.

Just a reminder that you guys need to keep the thread factual without pouring your emotions in your posts. It's important.

Feel free to reply somewhere else, but I just can't help but wonder.

Why do you always pop in threads related to or where the topic of "lolicon" is mentioned with this kind of placating message, happenstance? And while I have your attention, is the animal in your PFP supposed to represent a squirrel or a weasel?

 

[Pill Cosby]

His girlfriend is probably underage too.

He beat her because she got her first period.

 

[HahaYes]

Some additional possible info on Vito's arrest

Archived that arrest record here.

A few smaller things to add, I was looking through everything again on his old site gesualdi.tk.
His birthday is October 17th, 1987 so that confirms he's 35. Birthplace was Presque Isle, Maine.

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I've put that text into the spoiler below because the formatting is fucking autistic and barely readable.

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christopher gesualdi
was born october 17th, 1987 in presque isle, maine.

chris is glad he was born out of state
because that means he wasn't born in amherst

Christopher Gesualdi hates amherst

amherst is too politically-correct
chris is not politically-correct

chris makes jokes about things that reguarly get his more liberal classmates mad at him

yet everyone else seems to love him

you would think chris is the kind of kid to get in trouble but chris hasn't had a detention in two years

correction

chris hasn't served a detention in two years.

chris watches world poker tour and plays video games

and wonders if he's wasting his life

so chris made a website

so he could talk about all the people and things and places and cultures

that he hates

chris is a pretty angry kid

but at least he's funny


right?

I noticed this in the "stuff" (A) section:



I grew up with liveleak being around, pain olympics, viewed all the horrific shit, all of that. But from what I experienced at least, you wouldn't gloat about it like this and say it's an ego booster to look at people dying even if you were an edge lord.

Wayback shows it redirected to liveleak (A).


In 2004 he wrote a big ass essay on his game collection:
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He also had a "position" as a letters columnist in 2004 with gameforms.com
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[Big moth tiddies]

I can guarantee this stuff is why Vito always took a hardline stance against KF. One, he liked loli shit, and two, he knew this would be uncovered one day.

She's an android (which I'm sure Vito would be very quick to point out). Her on/off switch is in her vagina. I'm not joking.

Someone tried to get me to watch that fucking show and that was the exact moment I said "Nah, fuck this. I'm out."
That guy later ended up getting arrested for pedo shit which was sad, but he also drove drunk and plowed into a tree killing himself. Soooo, at least that was a self solving problem.
I doubt Vito will ever oblige us of such a solution to his continued existence though.

 

[Harm]

Just a reminder that you guys need to keep the thread factual without pouring your emotions in your posts. It's important.

What about parody song lyrics?

Now this is a story all about how
A pedo named Vito got found out
Now empathize a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you 'bout a lolicon and his friend with no hair

In West Massachusetts, born and raised
On the playground is where he spent most of his days
Printin' out doujin & bloggin' all cool
While shootin' some semen outside of the school
When a couple of Farmers who were up to some good
Started doxing pedos in his neighborhood
He got in one Twitter fight and then Juju got scared
Said "We need y'all in chat to start spamming some hares"

Dick hassled black men until it was clear
That Vito the pedo'd destroyed his career
Now look at this lolcow, his thread is finally there
To help promote further child welfare

 

[Blasterman]

I would have accepted he's fucked just by the inclusion of the "Chii" and "Chobits," but the lolicon tag is basically a rotating beacon on top of his head.

The only people I know who like Chobits are female cosplayers and loli connoisseurs.

For those of you fortunate enough to not be weebs, particularly in the early 2000s, this is Chii:

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She's an android (which I'm sure Vito would be very quick to point out). Her on/off switch is in her vagina. I'm not joking.

And also, Cardcaptor Sakura is an anime made for little girls in elementary school, and Sakura, the protagonist, is a 10 year old girl.
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If this is the kind of shit he jerks off to, no wonder he went to bat for Cuties so hard.

Truth to be told both of these are CLAMP shows, and CLAMP is one of the most degenerate mangaka groups in the industry. They made the "Kakyoin lays an egg" JoJo doujin which speaks for itself how degenerate they really are.

Anyways, degenerates keep each other's company so it's no wonder Vito flocked to their shows like flies to manure.

 

[Tepes Thot]

Sitch sometimes annoys me, but to be fair they try and run a discussion show, not a "gotcha" stream appealing to the lowest common denominator. While I totally agreed with Adam's stance towards Mr. Girl, it did not fit in with the ethos they try and manifest. In that type of situation, Sitch has to come in as a countervailing force so it's not just a 2v1 beatdown (even if that's what we, here, really want). I don't like that they take Vito seriously in any capacity, but that's kind of their whole thing so I just watched until I got so annoyed by Vito's corpulence that I had to turn off the stream.

But on topic: Vito is fat and greasy and I would not have sex with him.

For me it was that Sitch is usually anal about the level of research he does, but he just so happened to miss basically all the facts about the Vito/Dick v. Eric July situation. This allowed for Vito to get away with a lot of bullshit, and allowed Sitch to keep defending him, and I don’t buy that he didn’t see any of the stuff that proved he was full of shit.

Adam gets too passionate when he senses something is off, and he should’ve had the receipts, but he wasn’t wrong on his instincts about Vito the Pedo.

 

[Solid Hyrax]

Why do you always pop in threads related to or where the topic of "lolicon" is mentioned with this kind of placating message, happenstance?

I browse a lot of threads. I like to keep it factual to most cows. I typed that message because that's Null's wishes towards this specific thread so Pedo faggot wouldn't get his kicks off and use exaggerated comments in this thread as content.

is the animal in your PFP supposed to represent a squirrel or a weasel?

It's in my name. Hyrax.

 

[AnOminous]

Jesus Christ you guys found some fucking funny shit. I regret being against this for so long.

Me too. I thought this pedo was too much of an attention whore to deserve one, but I'm glad he got what he wanted and deserved. Stupid fuck bucking for a thread with this many skellingtons.

 

[Neetorino]

Stupid fuck bucking for a thread with this many skellingtons.

With how often Vito goes DFE, I'm incredibly interested in just how much he's managing to get away with because it vanished before anyone saw it. I wonder if he genuinely thought that he could hide his actual first name forever and that alone would prevent all his dirty past from being dug up. And with his apparent penchant for creating websites I'm curious how many he still has that he didn't wipe either.

 

[sadrefrigerator]

Meanwhile, how does pretending to be even more Italian than you actually are benefit you? Especially in LA of all fucking places. At least in New York, there's a strong Italian-American scene, but I can't think of a single Italian-American LA comedian other than Chris D'Elia (also a nonce). But even still, his fucking last name is Gesualdi. This legitimately adds a whole new facet to "Vito" because that four letter name is so tied to his identity. His Xitter handle is @VitoComedy, his YouTube handle is just "Vito." Even the people who fucking hate him call him "Vito the Pedo." So to know that even that is fake is so earth shattering to me and I really have no idea why the fuck he would do it, unless it was to seem more ethnic.

Being a YouTuber he can just use vito has his handle since there aren't any other vito YouTubers around. It does wonders for SEO, discoverability and stuff.
He can't just be "Chris" since people would find chrischan because they even got close to him

 

[Harm]

Here are the remaining blog archives I could manage. Some of these are the deleted LiveJournals and others are standalone blog posts. I'll put them in chronological order, although several will be preserved along the same archive link. All images are lost. There's at least one lost entry, possibly more.

9/20/04 - Gesualdi's Law

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Note: He mentions and links a couple websites he claims he wrote columns for and I've recovered all his Gameforms columns. The other website Gameingredient is a pain to navigate and I'm having trouble finding what he actually contributed. I'll work on these later; I've included their Wayback Machine archives here for now.

Archive

There may be some entries lost in this period.

11/2/04 - Now is the time for press kits

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11/7/04 - (Broken image)

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11/23/04 - A4

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11/29/04 - One Page

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Note: Both of the links are broken. This letter may have been written as part of Christopher Gesualdi's attempts to spend a year in Japan as a transfer student.

12/3/04 - Love Story

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Archive

There may be some entries lost in this period.

1/3/05 - The Year of the Cock

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1/4/05 - Luck

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1/8/05 - Comic Stylings

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1/9/05 - I don't really know what I want anymore

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1/11/05 - the industry is dying and I'm the only one who can save it

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1/13/05 - Well Fuck

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1/17/05 - Webcomics are fun

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1/18/05 - I'm on top of the world

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1/24/05 - Shit, I have a website don't I?

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1/26/05 - Fuck you dad, stop reading my website

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Archive

There may be some entries lost in this period. This is his transition to the new domain of https://thecgx.net/.

2/15/05 - This is a story about lying on a cold tile floor (part 2)

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2/21/05 - I have a domain name now

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2/28/05 - Just Believe

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3/10/05 - Dreams

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Note: The audio has not been archived.

Archive

3/1/05 - Shortcomings

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3/15/05 - Gesualdesign

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Note: The hyperlink is broken and its destination is unknowable.

Archive

There may be some entries lost in this period.

8/2/05 - And on the third week god forgot how to care

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8/25/05 - What a wonderful time to be alive

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Archive

There may be some entries missing in this period.

10/4/05 - I need something

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10/12/05 - I got fired

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10/19/05 - I'm Eighteen Now

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Archive

There may be some entries missing in this period.

11/5/05 - Broken image

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11/30/05 - I guess I was on hiatus (maybe I still am)

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Archive

Final archive appears as thus:


Edit: This excerpt from 20 years ago stood out to me, personally.

 

[Pissmaster]

Edit: This excerpt from 20 years ago stood out to me, personally.

20 years later, and nobody would ever want to admit they knew Chris Gesualdi in high school, because that would be admitting they knew an open pedophile.

 

[Polentic]

LINK / A

 

[Neetorino]

So I found his GameZone author's page. I don't have the time to look through everything he's made right now since I'm mobile, but one article from 2012 (live)(archive) that I found from his NoNoComedy site archives has this choice message in the post:

It's excellent to know that he was a big fan of JB even 11 years ago. He's nothing if not consistent, as has been shown by countless other posts in this thread showing his degeneracy. It'll take a long ass time to search all his articles, but maybe some more have this kind of language.

 

[Drama Fan]

Pardon my spiritual sperging, but it feels like divine odds that not only was his Angelfire website archived because he temporarily linked it to a homepage he only mentions once on LiveJournal, but the only image in his art gallery that was preserved years later is the "pedo doujin" lolicon fanart. Karma truly comes heavy.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ua1_sjPNK9g

As a notorious pig would say- IT WUZ GOD'S PLAN

 

[Polentic]

Well boys, time to bury Vito as much as possible.

LINK / A1 / A2


Subbed to Vito, and an anime channel. Okay? Well, in endlesschrisx's favorites playlist are two songs.

Here's the important one.

Spoiler: Archive cuz it pretty :)

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And who is the only person to comment on a 204 view video?

Vito the pedo. Vito=Chris

No denying it man.

 

[Kheapathic]

Only people I've heard actually be into Cardcaptor is A. People that watched that shit as it aired when they were kids, B. Women. Actually hearing a dude be into Cardcaptor already sets off red flags, then you hear he's into Chobits, which is just robot loli shit and then suddenly WOAH, it all makes sense, he wants to fuck kids because he's a pedo.

Watched Card Captor cause in my younger weeb days, I was a huge fan of CLAMP. X was their first series I got into, then watched Card Captor; enjoyed it for what it was. Haven't watched it in about 2 decades though, it's been a good while.

So… Where is he from? Does he still live in LA or has he moved? We already have confirmed his name is Christopher Gesualdi, what about his full dox?

Don't worry, I got you.

Edit: This is so much fun, it's like a scavenger hunt except you're uncovering humiliating facts about a pedophilia advocate. Funny bonus I found:

This isn't anything concrete; as he seems to have been scrubbed from most normal sources, and I doubt he owns his domicile, even if he did, LA County Property Tax records are a pay for play and not open to the public (like other counties are), and I'm not dedicated enough to drop money on this pig.

But from my mindless poking around and going off sources putting him in several places, to include San Gabriel, here's something interesting that came up in a search.

And

The company doesn't appear to be listed and while it may be a one off; it's a little too convenient that the google search lists a Christopher V Gesualdi as the registered agent and an address. It was also filed on August 31, 2020. I'm not much of a Dick Masterson person, so no idea when Vito sprung onto the scene. And when searching for the address, it appears to be a multi-family unit (several buildings on one plot) and the only one the regular sites are giving is Unit B and while these units are usually made identical, it doesn't give too many pictures or an idea on the layout.

238 South Mission Drive Apt C, San Gabriel CA, 91776
Zillow: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/238-S-Mission-Dr-San-Gabriel-CA-91776/20720447_zpid/
Redfin: https://www.redfin.com/CA/San-Gabriel/238-S-Mission-Dr-91776/home/7033075