Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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what gets me about Fat Rick bragging about his follower count is that engagement metrics are visible to everyone on twitter now, including how many people actually look at a particular post. he very rarely, if ever, breaks triple digits in views, let alone two digits in likes/retweets. it's the most pathetic cope you've ever seen from someone. also, it would be trivial to scan his follower count for bots using scripts or software. i virtually guarantee you there's a way to do it similar to how people check if they're shadowbanned. there's absolutely no way on this planet he has more than a few dozen live people who follow him for anything, and he obviously gets no increase from making retarded hot takes that luckily go viral.
 
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Gentlebastard said:
The day I stop laughing at this fat moron arguing with a toilet impersonator on Twitter, is the day I'll ask some kind Kiwi to ventilate my skull with a shotgun.
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...I can't think of anything he could do that would make it stop being funny.

He could cure cancer, he could burn down an orphanage, or anything in between.

He could change the constitution and all the laws, track me down and put me in prison for laughing at him (a super-felony) and I would still be giggling to myself throughout incarceration. I might even enjoy the experience overall.
 
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He could change the constitution and all the laws, track me down and put me in prison for laughing at him (a super-felony) and I would still be giggling to myself throughout incarceration. I might even enjoy the experience overall.
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That actually could be the bones of a dystopian fairy tale about a pig dictator who hates being laughed at.
Yet even the people who he executes for laughing at him, laugh to the very end.
 
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This one is gold.
Its going in the collection.

How long has this Fat bastard been arguing with his toilet now?
Does he not see how fucking crazy he looks?
Getting in multi Xeet arguments shrieking at his toilet, calling it a stalker?
No wonder publishers won't touch him.
 
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The Feline Solution said:
New lolsuit, new lolsuit! Someone page Brinton Resto!
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What is the back story on Brinton and Betsy Resto ? From my quick skinning of Owen Forems I think Brinton was Patso original lawyer for the suit ? And he basically ran himself out of his law firm by taking it and being incompetent ?
 
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An automatic clown said:
What is the back story on Brinton and Betsy Resto ? From my quick skinning of Owen Forems I think Brinton was Patso original lawyer for the suit ? And he basically ran himself out of his law firm by taking it and being incompetent ?
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Yeah, that's pretty much it. Brinton is a wine lawyer, whatever the fuck that entails, now and Betsy is a fat eyesore that's currently accusing some dude (her dance instructor?) of sexual harrasment or assault.

Edit: Betsy got on Owen's radar because some brotherman found her Facebook which was full of arrogant, narcissistic diatribes and pictures of her being a fat sow. Some pests also impersonated her on dating sites but she's a very minor character in the Fattyverse.
 
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I wonder what the upper limits are on just how long Pat is willing to keep "no childing" people is. If you trained an AI on Pat's tweets and the two accounts interacted, how long would the "I need to get the last word in" feedback loop carry on for until Pat either gives up or realises he's not arguing with a human?

I also wonder, if an unaware observer were to see the giant argument, based on the text alone, would they be able to discern real Rick from Robo-Rick?
 
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The narcissistic injury Pat suffered on 8/24 has visibly ratcheted his insanity up another notch. We have yet to see Pat hit his peak pigshit lunacy but it’s coming.

People thought the Quasi debt was the river but it was the dam. Agreeing to pay the first portion of his harassment subscription has hit Pat almost as hard as Adrienne cucking and leaving him. By the time it’s all said and done, it might actually have wounded him even more deeply than that.

The crazy thing is that Pat chose this, and he could still stop his nightmare anytime by simply logging off.

But he’s a fucking moron and won’t do what makes sense if it means taking a hit to his ego. Which means our entertainment is going to continue apace.

Happy Norm/11, fam.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
The narcissistic injury Pat suffered on 8/24 has visibly ratcheted his insanity up another notch. We have yet to see Pat hit his peak pigshit lunacy but it’s coming.

People thought the Quasi debt was the river but it was the dam. Agreeing to pay the first portion of his harassment subscription has hit Pat almost as hard as Adrienne cucking and leaving him. By the time it’s all said and done, it might actually have wounded him even more deeply than that.

The crazy thing is that Pat chose this, and he could still stop his nightmare anytime by simply logging off.

But he’s a fucking moron and won’t do what makes sense if it means taking a hit to his ego. Which means our entertainment is going to continue apace.

Happy Norm/11, fam.
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I had the same feeling.

Paying Quasi was a watershed moment. After that humiliation finally became realized, he had two choices; stop the nonsense altogether, get off social media and re-evaluate his life, or slam the gas pedal to the floor and drive his life over a cliff.

I think we know what he chose now.

(Although at this point, he may not even have the capacity for rational thinking about his trajectory in life. He is a slave to his own worst impulses.)
 
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Although at this point, he may not even have the capacity for rational thinking about his trajectory in life. He is a slave to his own worst impulses.
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This is why it’s sad no one in Pat’s life cares about him enough to stage an intervention. He clearly needs inpatient psychiatric treatment and the undeniable fact is that mental illness like this only gets worse, never better, if left untreated.

We’re just getting started, fellas. Here’s hoping Pat doesn’t wander into oncoming traffic like the pants-shitting imbecile he is. We’ve earned the hilarity that will surely flow our way from this dipshit rube for years to come.
 
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