More post-jail sightings megathread

The Rats in the Walls said:
It makes complete sense
- his father's name is BOB
- e-lec-tri-ci-ty
- fire
- incest&rape
- long filthy hair
- worlds outside of our own

What are the trees overgrowing the house? I swear, if they are sycamores. At this rate, they might as well.
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The rosechus are not what they seem. Without jerkops, he rapes. Sonichu, walk with me.
 
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I doubt the mystery woman is actually a child, just a really short woman. I imagine 'doodoo fard' noticed how short she was and instantly assumed that she was underage.

My guess is that she's a social worker, all the signs seem to point to that, with her going to Food Lion and drivin with him. Chris will probably delude himself into thinking she's in love with him, judging by how much time they're spending together. I doubt she's in any danger though, aside from maybe getting touched a few times. She almost certainly knows about the motherfucking, so I don't think she's gonna get too comfortable around him, and obviously Chris is incredibly out of shape.
 
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A Grey Cat said:
She's young and resilient enough to keep Chris at bay and unlike Chris if she's carrying pepper spray she'll be more than justified in using it if the big ape gets grabby,speaking of which.


Except this gorillas 800 lbs are all flab and fat.



This girl may be at the very least mature enough to be some kind of live in assistant who works for gateway assigned to keep Chris off the internet until he's no longer their problem. It actually makes sense it'd be a female assigned to Chris as almost the entire social worker system consists of women. Indeed a good chunk of the mental health care field is run by women.
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On one hand, Chris is a coward who likely would only screw nursing home residents or something. On the other hand, trusting your life to a can of taco seasoning is ill advised and you should probably choose better tools, especially around sex offenders.

Or maybe the government assigned him a heart sweet like that Croatian incel guy told people to write their govs about. Also, an 800 lb. gorilla is probably way smarter than any ween that ever lived.

If only those annoying cunts could meet a real gorilla and reap the consequences.
Marvin said:
I mean, any cringy tard is someone to laugh at. It's not supposed to be a moral punishment for anything. Bad people do exist in the world and they deserve some sort of correction, morally. But that's not the purpose of this site.

That's why the pedo or zoophile threads are tricky to reign in. The point of the site is comedy, not righteousness.

Now if some dogfucker also gets their shit wrecked by the cops, that's cool too. But that's ancillary to what we do here.
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I got to admit it's difficult not to A-Log people like the Goon-clown or especially Nick Bate, but you should at least not shit up the threads too hard. On the other hand I don't think it's possible to A-Log Nick Bate, as anything horrible you can say about him is probably true, and likely applies to many horrorcow types.
 
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AnOminous said:
You VASTLY overestimate the resources these agencies have. They do not have 007 hiding in the background when they assign some tiny female to wrangle a gigantic retard. That shit doesn't happen.
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Maybe she has a tazer. Chris gropes her and she plays a round of light up the tard. I would pay a dollar to see that.
 
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InvertedGrey said:
there was a documentary about bulgarian insane asylums, shit exists somewhere in the list of saddest/fucked up shit I heard about.
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Oh fuck, was it like a Bulgarian orphanage for disabled kids?
Because that shit remain the msot disturbing documentary I've ever seen to this day.
 
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Duke Nukem said:
On the other hand, trusting your life to a can of taco seasoning is ill advised and you should probably choose better tools, especially around sex offenders.
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consider that Chris is such a hyper sensitive autist who at one time couldn't handle the sour taste of pickles, even if a peper spray can is "taco seasoning" to him it'll hurt like hell, but yeah even a cheap two pronged taser sold by most Walmart's even in states where they dont sell guns would be better than just pepper spray.

Cereally said:
Chris is incredibly out of shape.
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he lost a lot of weight in jail (despite commissary access to snack cakes and goodies) but couldn't put on any muscle to replace it (the jail had a yard with a basketball courts but no weights it wasn't a state prison) then as soon as he got out and was able to stuff his face with his autist diet again he almost immediately put all that flab back on, which at 40 is not a good sign. So yeah even if this girl is as small and petite as the video looks, it wont take much to stop even a lumox like Chris.


By the way, I love how this thread went from "ChiS iS FuCkInG Barb aGaIn!" to chris is fucking a helpless young girl in just a few days.
 
LemonParty said:
 TWould Chris hurt this girl?
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Hopefully she's just a short woman who looks way young rather than a kid (inb4 rainbow stickers of optimism).

Either way, that freak could get pushy on her if he got thirsty.

demicolon said:
If she's slow-in-the-mind then it could be that Chris does not consider her waifu material.
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ToroidalBoat said:
And of course the freak also claimed in jail that adultery is "okay, well, and good".
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I doubt "Honor Roll" is really looking for "Lovely Weather" anymore. Could be that he just wants promiscuity.
 
LemonParty said:
Here is the little girl Chris was sighted with, supposedly in his car.

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He appears to be showing her how a coin cashing machine works.


Here is an AI enhanced close up of the girl.

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 The question on everyone's mind. Would Chris hurt this girl?

I never have looked at Chris through rose tinted glasses. In 2019 (lost account) I posted here, in so many words, that if Chris was put into the right situation with a vulnerable women he would definitely molest to fuck out of her.

This post was carpet bombed with neg-rating :disagree: from True and Honest fans and and veteran Christorians who told me to lurk more and that I didn't understand Chris-Chan. He later went on to rape his mom.

So naturally I began to fear the worst like many here until I started to think... Has Chris ever done anything overtly pedo? Perhaps a one-off thing like liking some shitty anime or interacting with a troll who was a teenage ween, but to my knowledge that's it. For a pervert so retardedly unfiltered as Chris-Chan him having an attraction to children would have surely shown itself by now.

So to easy my mind I'm reminded of the attraction signs that were made looking for a "boyfriend free girl 19 to 22 years old" (no darkies). And the song "I still need a cute girl my age".

-If she is a small child:
Than the girl's parent (It's a progressive single mom, let's be real) is a bad parent, and likely will fuck that poor girl up.

-If she is a young social worker:
God help her.

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I think you guys are giving too much credit to Chris, he´s a damn coward, remember how he shit himself when he thought that Clyde Cash was on his way to the Chandler´s house to kill him? or in the mace incident? when he literally escaped and abandoned Barb in the mall just to save his ass? Also his libido is dead, and he doesn´t want to desperately create Crystal Chandler anymore, he probably thinks that he already had a sonichu daugther living on his other dimension or something, he won´t do shit to that social worker
 
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InvertedGrey said:
there was a documentary about bulgarian insane asylums, shit exists somewhere in the list of saddest/fucked up shit I heard about.
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"Yes I'm Bulgarian, how could you tell?"
 
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LemonParty said:
Here is the little girl Chris was sighted with, supposedly in his car.

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He appears to be showing her how a coin cashing machine works.


Here is an AI enhanced close up of the girl.

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 The question on everyone's mind. Would Chris hurt this girl?

I never have looked at Chris through rose tinted glasses. In 2019 (lost account) I posted here, in so many words, that if Chris was put into the right situation with a vulnerable women he would definitely molest to fuck out of her.

This post was carpet bombed with neg-rating :disagree: from True and Honest fans and and veteran Christorians who told me to lurk more and that I didn't understand Chris-Chan. He later went on to rape his mom.

So naturally I began to fear the worst like many here until I started to think... Has Chris ever done anything overtly pedo? Perhaps a one-off thing like liking some shitty anime or interacting with a troll who was a teenage ween, but to my knowledge that's it. For a pervert so retardedly unfiltered as Chris-Chan him having an attraction to children would have surely shown itself by now.

So to easy my mind I'm reminded of the attraction signs that were made looking for a "boyfriend free girl 19 to 22 years old" (no darkies). And the song "I still need a cute girl my age".

-If she is a small child:
Than the girl's parent (It's a progressive single mom, let's be real) is a bad parent, and likely will fuck that poor girl up.

-If she is a young social worker:
God help her.

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It's little crystal, and she's waitin' on Mama to inseminate her for dinner.
 
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Male Idiot said:
Reddit weens can't find his car at the house for days now. The girl is likely a wrangler who just took him to visit Barb.

So we all made those Barbussy jokes in vain. Sadness, oy vey.
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Probably the wrangler took him to the house on some agreement when Barb wasn't there. Or at least it was her job to make sure he didn't do anything fucky while he was there, doing whatever he was there to do, probably grabbing some things.

I hope.

Hit me with all the rainbows you have because I still have the dark sneaking suspicion he went there alone to get some of that Barbussy.
 
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