Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Not Who You Think]

I'm actually Feral Cat #6386. My sister is Feral Cat #6387. She only lurks tho. We are both 5 months old. Feral Cat #6385 died of cancer earlier this year.

Since we're all being honest here, I may as well say that I'm actually not who you think. Apologies to whoever thought I was.

 

[AltisticRight]

Trans chicks will "clean up the dating market":

Tranosphere/incel to troon slippery slope, I mean cliff is real.

When will we see Drexanne? Stunning and brave. This wouldn't even be the first or last addition to the misogynistic paedophile grooming ring known as #dropkiwifarms.

 

[Tackleberry]

Not content to lie about KF hosting CP and siccing people on his slampig baby mama, Drexel is now claiming we are targeting his daughter. He’s not just an ugly and stupid groomer, he’s a shameless liar too.

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Not true, but you’re tempting me, Drexel. But I wouldn’t give you the satisfaction.

Speaking of transparent lies, he’s pretending all those creep shots aren’t creep shots:

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Just a reminder that this faggot stood up, went to his daughter's clothing, took a pair of her shorty shorts, and took a picture of them to show to the world on Nicks stream a couple of years ago.

Edit; Spelling

 

[Lidl Drip]

"thizzzzot" wow this guy couldn't sound more like a dumb nigger if he tried. Also the cope of him taking photos of "gym equiment" when there were multiple creepshots and him and his buddies were lusting over them.

 

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Not content to lie about KF hosting CP and siccing people on his slampig baby mama, Drexel is now claiming we are targeting his daughter. He’s not just an ugly and stupid groomer, he’s a shameless liar too.

 

[Tackleberry]

"thizzzzot" wow this guy couldn't sound more like a dumb nigger if he tried. Also the cope of him taking photos of "gym equiment" when there were multiple creepshots and him and his buddies were lusting over them.

Are you saying its not normal to take pictures of gym equipment...from across the fucking room? Oops! There just happens to be a woman in the center of the frame. I was definitely going for the equipment in the background and not the "thot" in the foreground. What a fucking faggot; own it, "alphamale".

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Nashville update: Cecil pussied out

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I was wondering why nick flew out to an airbnb so damn early considering his show was like 5 days away. Turns out the show was an excuse for another vacation.

Edit: I'm not actually a keyboard btw. I'm a real human bean...

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Since we're all being honest here, I may as well say that I'm actually not who you think. Apologies to whoever thought I was.

With all the #StunningAndBrave kiwi posts, I feel it is time to post my truth to the world... I am not a Japanese dodomeki...

 

[Thugnificent]

Speaking of transparent lies, he’s pretending all those creep shots aren’t creep shots:

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There's 0 fucking equipment in that pic too, his cope is off the charts.

 

[Kheapathic]

At best he was trying to do one of those "let your eyes go out of focus and see the hidden image" thing from the 19990s, but with the carpet. Disregarding the rules of photography, just with how the human brain and eyes work; there is no distinct subject in that photo. It's not even structured enough like you're trying to demonstrate the floor space. So you obviously have to zero in on the girls ass, because she's walking away from you, and I'm sure he'd argue otherwise, but you can't get a photo of something when someone is blocking it. Maybe he has some weird melanin mutation where he has x-ray vision and is just too stupid to understand the rest of us non-alphas do not.

Edit: I'm not a wolf girl, TouHou isn't real, stop raping/murdering Cirno, wolf-girls and ice-faeries are not real, you're mentally deranged.
(This message has been brought to you by the Joshua Connor Moon Association for a Better Cleaner Internet)

 

[SpergioLeonne]

When will we see Drexanne?

 

[Bepis]

I was wondering why nick flew out to an airbnb so damn early considering his show was like 5 days away. Turns out the show was an excuse for another vacation.

Has he even managed to go a single month without a vacation this year? You'd think with a massive lawsuit dangling over his head he'd be inclined to actually make some money rather than sucking dick in new and exotic locales every few weeks.

 

[AnOminous]

Not true, but you’re tempting me, Drexel. But I wouldn’t give you the satisfaction.

Don't mess with people's kids, says the stereotype who is mainly known for messing with one of his friend's kids.

 

[verymuchawful]

The creep shot cope.. Come on.. Drexel.. Really? "She's in the way of the equipment I'm taking a picture of." Bro. I wonder if the mother/daughter grooming story will undergo a revision. Maybe what actually happened is he was gonna stick his dick in the mother, then the daughter just happened to get in the way and OOPS. Honest mistake.

 

[Harm]

My favorite part of the mother/daughter grooming story was how strongly opposed the mother was towards the relationship and the deliberate subterfuge used to prevent her from discovering what was happening. That matters more than what any other person on the planet thinks or feels about it. Drexel fucked her daughter years after breaking up with her, hid it from her, and was cut off once she found out. Pretty abhorrent.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Final LOCALS archive before the one that is currently running ends. Nick's long vacations help me catch up, but then there is a very sizeable log to comb. What do? I will get through it eventually....

Another name change revealed:

MrStirFry99​

Hey Gooch, hows it going?

Blake_GlenGarry​

Sup StirFry

This is the guy, Donald, who is a divorced philosophy professor at a TX university, posted his course schedule, full name, and questionably aged porn. Hi, professor Gooch!

MrStirFry99​

same ol, same ol. have a good summer? ready for the semester?

The great legal authority is cited: Wikipedia!

Blake_GlenGarry​

Sure. But the jury's job is to judge the credibility of the witnesses. And one of the principles that governs that judgement is the principle: "falso en uno, falso en omnibus" - false in one thing, false in everything.

SuranK​

Hmmmmm.....is that a jury instruction? Believe all .... or nothing?

Blake_GlenGarry​	It comes from the common law. I don't know how explicit it is in the jury instruction - but it is fundamental to every jury and its determination as to the credibility of witnesses: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falsu... is a Latin maxim,to testify about any matter.
SuranK​	You're quoting Wikipedia law at me? So.much for credibility..... LOL

LOCALS totally PWNed the Constabulary:

MrStirFry99​

i got arrested for giving the finger to a CT state trooper, who was driving by me doing 85, in the right lane, with no lights. My lawyer ate the state alive. it also helped that the prosecutor was my lawyers literal next door neighbor. lol.

MrStirFry99​

the state dropped the case, and I got my gun back (i had my pistol on me), which in CT, its rare you get your gun back.

Proof comeidiennes are not funny nor intelligent:

aCompleteRandom​	So a feller with the username Chris Benoit superchatted to Chrissy's show Simpcast. Asking for dating advice. Wife had recently died. Kids weren't in the picture. Chrissy spent the next 15 minutes giving genuine advice. Go ahead and look up the Wikipedia for Chris Benoit. It was hilarious.
SuranK​	Double murder/suicide was the advice? Yeah, hilarious.
aCompleteRandom​	No, the advice was genuine. The double murder/suicide was the punchline, that Chrissy didn't know. Had she paid attention to chat, they were shouting at her about it. It was hilarious.

Legal case Nick will ignore:

Edith_Maadik​

@RekietaLaw here's some interesting oral(lol) arguments and the Lyoya Case(GRPD officer shot suspect who had taser)https://youtu.be/XMpBp9GV93s

Edith_Maadik​

@LawofSelfDefense

Chat wants Nick to branch out of degeneracy streams:

BadWeatherBiker​

I wish Nick would go on some other people's streams other than that faggot Cumalot. I wish he'd show up to Joe, Jeff, or even Dani's streams more often.

Netflooder​

I think he doesn't do it to give himself a break from the legal shit that he's gonna stream about on his own show

Netflooder​

And other than sean, the other shows are kinda vanilla lame shit that get mortified when people let loose.

Chat is scared of insects:

Spoiler: Scared

SuranK​	More urgently, there's a cricket in my house. Wtf? What do I do?
MrStirFry99​	wish upon a star?
SuranK​	Not helping!!!!!
MrStirFry99​	hehehe. come on luv. dont worry, be happy.
SuranK​	Holy shit....a cricket, a cricket....fucking A I hate bugs
MrStirFry99​	ok, for real. firstly, use sound, try to locate the (likely) corner it is in. or under something. it will be in the shadows, behind or under something.
SuranK​	Do you think I can use an empty soda box. And a paper towel center thing, and get him to hop in?
SuranK​	What if he hops on me?
MrStirFry99​	if you have located it, just kill it. i know, death. sometimes you have to do it. just kill it.
SuranK​	I can't kill bugs. Gross!
MrStirFry99​	thorw on those dish gloves woman!!! this is not a time for motherly instincts.
MrStirFry99​
SuranK​	Ok, I did it!!!! I scooped it in a box and tossed it outside! I'll make my son go pick up the box later. God! I almost vomited!
MrStirFry99​	WHATY ARE YOU DOING WOMAN!!!!???the bug is trapped. its gonna die!. go let it out.
MrStirFry99​
MrStirFry99​	i cant help my self sometimes
SuranK​	I didn't close the box. I wasn't gonna fiddle with it that much. What if it touched me?!!?!?!?!
SuranK​	My thing about bugs irritates my husband. I'll stop and scoop a snake off the road so it won't be run over, help him butcher Bambi and Thumper, but won't kill a spider in the house.
MrStirFry99​	burn your clothes, and the house. EVERYTHING! Do your part woman!!!
SuranK​	I'm telling you! Maybe not that far, but I'll have to scrub everything in that part of the gouse
SuranK​	*house
MrStirFry99​	chill woman. take some vallium, or have a cocktail. thats some OCD shit.
MrStirFry99​	[smooches]
SuranK​	Lol
SuranK​	Hate bugs.
selwrynn​	I saw a spider on my sound bar today
selwrynn​	I blew on it and it scurried back under my computer
SuranK​	I'd have done the same thing. Don't have to touch it, and ought a sight, ought a mind. If it was a little bitty spider
selwrynn​	there is another spider liking under my headboard just chillin down there
MrStirFry99​	you'll be fine. if you can pump out a tax paying unit or two, a bug is no issue
selwrynn​	prob at least 10 spiders in my bedroom hiding in various places
SuranK​	Nope, not in the bedroom. You want it to crawl in your mouth while you're sleeping?
selwrynn​	I dont sleep with my mouth open
SuranK​	You know people swallow something like 509 sliders while asleep in their lifetime? NO SPIDERS IN THE BEDROOM
SuranK​	That's what you think
selwrynn​	notice how those 509 spiders getting swallowed doesnt affect them
selwrynn​	its not like these are australian spiders
SuranK​	Wait. What? And I meant 500
selwrynn​	these are californian spiders, they as much of twinks as the men here are
SuranK​	In California, they have camel spiders. Wake up with 3 or 4 of those on the wall next to your bed
selwrynn​	not in my area
selwrynn​	worst we got is black widows
selwrynn​	but 95% of the spiders I seen are the so called "daddy longlegs" and wolf spiders
SuranK​	Black widows are at least beautiful. We had camel spiders where I grew up.
selwrynn​	the one under my bed might be a black widow I didnt get close enough to check
selwrynn​	it has that body type but the web didnt seem thick enough
selwrynn​	most of the spiders in the house these days are wolf spiders
--Still--Life--​	I bug bomb every 2 weeks
SuranK​	I don't like poison, either
--Still--Life--​	I don't like poison but I hate spiders, bed bugs and Roaches
selwrynn​	we never had roaches
--Still--Life--​	so what do you do
selwrynn​	idk but i dont think bed bugs either
selwrynn​	had moths sometimes tho
SuranK​	Keep the house clean
selwrynn​	thats what you have a wife for
selwrynn​	or u hire a maid service
SuranK​	Have sex with hubby; make him kill the bugs.
SuranK​	Good trade
--Still--Life--​	Yeah, that's why I kill the bugs
--Still--Life--​	Yes. I am a man. I kill the bugs regarless of pussy
MrStirFry99​	no, no, no, we mean the insect, commonly nkown as bugs, chinese.wait....
selwrynn​	I imagine this has been the trade between men and women since the dawn of the species
Laggarticus​	The major downside of a new job... Right now I'm going through a 2 hour "Unconscious Bias" training...
selwrynn​	record it for us to watch later for the memes
SuranK​	Call me a whore,, I don't care. As long as I can get my hubby to kill all the bugs by promising sex.
selwrynn​	its not bein a whore if u married
SuranK​	Do you get to be unconscious for the training?
Laggarticus​	No, but it might happen anyway...
SuranK​	Fine, whatever. No insects.
selwrynn​	There is a quote about this
SuranK​	There is?
Laggarticus​	"Get comfortable with being uncomfortable"... "Actively Listen"... Shoot me now...
SuranK​	I assume that was meant for the "unconscious biase" and not "sex trade for bug death"
selwrynn​	No, the later. “Darling, a true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires.” its a Heinlein quote from the Notebooks of Lazarus Long
SuranK​	I remember that one.
selwrynn​	https://youtu.be/01rA-hz90e0 this guy mostly retired from YT but he his such a smooth voice I like listening to this from time to time. He just reads the chapter intro quotes from the book
selwrynn​	thats where I first heard it
SuranK​	Last night when I got home,.my husband was outside doing battle with the hornets. He's so brave!!!!!
selwrynn​	with hornets it really is a battle
selwrynn​	if not a war

Simps be simping for Nose and company:

Spoiler: They discuss guests and who they like

selwrynn​

Idk if there is anyone Nick has on the show that I dont like

selwrynn​	there was 1 time he did an off the cuff interview with some guy and I turned the stream off because it was cringe but that was a 1 off thing
SuranK​	Oh. I do. There's plenty I don't like
selwrynn​	not like someone in the community
TheMildOne​	Learn how to make a bow drill, you city boys.
selwrynn​	there are degrees of like and not all guests are equal
SuranK​	I know. Guests
selwrynn​	like Ty reminds me of my dad
selwrynn​	due to all his hobbies
selwrynn​	and Megan Fox reminds me of my aunt

SuranK​	Remember that blonde lawyer buth? I never liked her and I was right
selwrynn​	weird that there are 2 guests who remind me of family members
selwrynn​	I was ambivalent to Legal Bytes

SuranK​	balanced Faran
selwrynn​	ah yes, faran
Gwpfark​	Not popular but Camalot annoys me. And Josh Moon is an idjit.
selwrynn​	I dont get why ppl dont like coomalot, and I like Josh Moon, issue is he is autistic
SuranK​	I don't like Camelot either he thinks he's God's gift to women if not God's gift to the internet
Gwpfark​	It's a Bias, I am just waiting for his ass to yell Roll Tide.
SuranK​	I'm not sure who Josh Moon is
selwrynn​	Josh only been on a couple times, but he is the progenitor of Kiwifarms and recently is reeeing at nick about things
Gwpfark​	I like Vic but the only thing gayer than his pants is his voice.
selwrynn​	if you are in the camp that doesnt like Drex I can see why that crowd wouldnt like Camelot either

TheMildOne​	I don't like Camelot, but I wouldn't say that....he just likes to smash....just like any guy....and to smash you have to be confident.
Mad_Amos​	the Farms are just continual reeeeeeeeeeeeee
SuranK​	No that's not it there's something else about him that I don't like
SuranK​	And drex is just a watered down version of Matthew Harris
selwrynn​	Josh Moon is an internet autistic, that is fine but most normal humans cannot understand these people

 

[Thugnificent]

The creep shot cope.. Come on.. Drexel.. Really? "She's in the way of the equipment I'm taking a picture of." Bro. I wonder if the mother/daughter grooming story will undergo a revision. Maybe what actually happened is he was gonna stick his dick in the mother, then the daughter just happened to get in the way and OOPS. Honest mistake.

Even if he met the mother when the girl was over 18 what he did is still disgusting. There's no walking this back or making it acceptable to anyone except porn-sick retards.

 

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Nick: Destroying his own relationships and online career for a pedo.
Vito (Chris): Outted as a probable woman beater and lolicon hentai enjoyer.
Drex: Revealed to be a tranny chaser and deadbeat dad.
Sally:

LMAO

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Josh only been on a couple times, but he is the progenitor of Kiwifarms and recently is reeeing at nick about things

TIL Nick texting Josh at length (from the shower) about how he’s not mad = Josh “reeeing at Nick about things.” Is that the Rackets fan who needs government permission to go on a date because his IQ is so low?

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

Nick: Destroying his own relationships and online career for a pedo.
Vito (Chris): Outted as a probable woman beater and lolicon hentai enjoyer.
Drex: Revealed to be a tranny chaser and deadbeat dad.
Sally:
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LMAO

Hey at least she is playing to her strengths unlike these other knuckleheads who seem to think they are smart.