Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

[Dumpster dived waifu]

NOOOOOOOO they won't actually use scientific methods that have existed for literal centuries they'll uhhh...look at stuff around the skeleton and base it entirely off that for some reason

Can't be bothered to quote it, but that tweet saying "they only ever show two skeletons, show them a third skeleton and they'll be stumped" is retarded. I'm not a scientist but I'm pretty sure if you show them a third skeleton they'll be able to group it with one of the other two skeletons

Maybe they're hoping that their dilators will last long enough to be found with their skeletal remains.

 

[Beautiful Border]

God we're eating well lately. I feel it once again needs to be restated how astonishing it is that Jim has managed such a consistent and sustained sub bleed for almost 3 years now.

Even as his views have dropped off precipitously he's still somehow managing to find more and more people to unsub.

I've contemplated setting up bogus websites purely to get more people to unsubscribe from him.

"Does your computer have System32 virus? We here at thebesttechsupport.su have solution for you. To fix virus which harm your computer, check every youtube account you have. If you see you are subscribed to channel called "Jim Sterling", this is sign you have virus. To fix virus, unsubscribe from channel."

Use SEO shenanigans to boost it to the top of Google's search results for every system file in Windows and Jim will be at sub-700k by the end of the year

 

[Slur Generator]

I've contemplated setting up bogus websites purely to get more people to unsubscribe from him.

"Does your computer have System32 virus? We here at thebesttechsupport.su have solution for you. To fix virus which harm your computer, check every youtube account you have. If you see you are subscribed to channel called "Jim Sterling", this is sign you have virus. To fix virus, unsubscribe from channel."

Use SEO shenanigans to boost it to the top of Google's search results for every system file in Windows and Jim will be at sub-700k by the end of the year

The better move is to do nothing, besides pointing and laughing.

 

[Jahanist]

So bad at owning troons that troons like Jim need to dedicate entire 20-minute videos to cope sessions about how not bothered they are, also tweeting about it non-stop and inserting the topic into written reviews and basically anywhere they can vomit a rant onto the internet.

Absolutely, categorically not Mad Online™.

Isn't that the guy Godwinson made a video on years ago, the creepy guy who skinwalks Jim? Oh wait now that I got the video to load I think this is Godwinson, so yeah.

Any way what's Jahans up to these days? Has he also trooned out to follow in the foot steps of his hero?

Jahans is pretty much inactive but there's a goldmine of archived content: https://archive.org/details/thejahansarchive + https://archive.org/details/EsotericMedia. Was interested in what Sterling followers think of Jahans.

BTW are there any good video documentaries to get a hold of Jim Sterling's history? This thread is freaking huge.

 

[Oliver Onions]

BTW are there any good video documentaries to get a hold of Jim Sterling's history? This thread is freaking huge.

If there are I'd like to know. He's only really entered true lolcow status since trooning out (he's always been a cringe weirdo, but more of a generic one prior to crashing his channel with no subscribers) so I doubt he was on many people's radar, at least not enough to warrant Turkey Tom style deep-dive.

I dunno how familiar you are with Jim, but you can get a good idea of what he was like in his prime from this video, since it's what made him relatively famous. Other than that, I can give you a QRD on the last 3 years in bullet point from, if you want.

 

[Gloria The Glorious]

I've contemplated setting up bogus websites purely to get more people to unsubscribe from him.

"Does your computer have System32 virus? We here at thebesttechsupport.su have solution for you. To fix virus which harm your computer, check every youtube account you have. If you see you are subscribed to channel called "Jim Sterling", this is sign you have virus. To fix virus, unsubscribe from channel."

Use SEO shenanigans to boost it to the top of Google's search results for every system file in Windows and Jim will be at sub-700k by the end of the year

Leave the dead to rot.

 

[Jahanist]

If there are I'd like to know. He's only really entered true lolcow status since trooning out (he's always been a cringe weirdo, but more of a generic one prior to crashing his channel with no subscribers) so I doubt he was on many people's radar, at least not enough to warrant Turkey Tom style deep-dive.

I dunno how familiar you are with Jim, but you can get a good idea of what he was like in his prime from this video, since it's what made him relatively famous. Other than that, I can give you a QRD on the last 3 years in bullet point from, if you want.

I first heard about Sterling through Godwinson's documentary on Jahans, and just assumed there would be lots of lolcow content on him.

Thanks for the link.

edit: And a QRD on the last 3 years would be much appreciated.

 

[johnny dollars]

Do you think he would allude to Kiwi Farms for that special?

I personally doubt it;. Most people don't bring up Kiwi Farms when discussing that kind of stuff. Jim Sterling also barely has a prescence on Kiwi Farms anyway.

 

[Divine right to rule]

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This one though... what does he think happens to Skeletons?
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It always stumps me how they make outrageous and/or false claims with the air of certainty and smug self-satisfaction.
As if troons were part of every culture of earth until we forgot, or white people destroyed it, or christianity is to blame.
They are literally fighting against reality, and they think they are winning.
And academics make concessions to those loons.
Amazing. The dimensional merge has merged us with the tale of the emperor's new clothes, otherwise clownworld would not be explainable.

 

[Bastet]

Are you guys aware of Alexander Gordon Jahans, the Jim Sterling fan who became a lolcow in 2016?

Most sane Jim fan.

 

[Chuck McGill]

Jahans is pretty much inactive but there's a goldmine of archived content: https://archive.org/details/thejahansarchive + https://archive.org/details/EsotericMedia. Was interested in what Sterling followers think of Jahans.

BTW are there any good video documentaries to get a hold of Jim Sterling's history? This thread is freaking huge.

I doubt anyone outside of null will cover him for a while now, since whatever youtuber will have to tiptoe around his uhhh, 'stunning and brave' behavior. At least until it becomes patently obvious he's slid into borderline-horrorcow status and even the Rainbow Mafia can't run defense for him anymore.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I personally doubt it;. Most people don't bring up Kiwi Farms when discussing that kind of stuff. Jim Sterling also barely has a prescence on Kiwi Farms anyway.

Yeah, but having a thread with over 1000 pages probably aggravates him. And you just know he considers it his thread and completely ignores any TB discussion. Which, admittedly, isn't much post-mortem.

 

[Moja Zemlja]

Other than that, I can give you a QRD on the last 3 years in bullet point from, if you want.

It'd be very helpful to get the OP updated, its old enough that TB was still alive and Jim only just got out of the DH saga.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Yeah, but having a thread with over 1000 pages probably aggravates him. And you just know he considers it his thread and completely ignores any TB discussion. Which, admittedly, isn't much post-mortem.

To be honest, I don't think there's a lot to talk about with TB. He's dead for quite a while now

 

[Beautiful Border]

To be honest, I don't think there's a lot to talk about with TB. He's dead for quite a while now

Could be fun to speculate how he would have reacted to things in the world that have happened since he kicked the bucket. I have a feeling he would've had some nuclear takes on COVID and the war in Ukraine that would've tanked his viewership and maybe even gotten him deplatformed. He somehow had an uncanny knack for causing massive dumpster fires whenever he so much as touched anything relating to politics, after all.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

To be honest, I don't think there's a lot to talk about with TB. He's dead for quite a while now

We could probably:

1. Retire this thread outright and make a new thread dedicated to Jimbo, or
2. Rewrite the OP to acknowledge TB's death, and add focus to Jimbo.

Those are my suggestions at least.

 

[johnny dollars]

Could be fun to speculate how he would have reacted to things in the world that have happened since he kicked the bucket. I have a feeling he would've had some nuclear takes on COVID and the war in Ukraine that would've tanked his viewership and maybe even gotten him deplatformed. He somehow had an uncanny knack for causing massive dumpster fires whenever he so much as touched anything relating to politics, after all.

What even were the main issues people had with TB? I wasn't following e-drama then...

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

What even were the main issues people had with TB? I wasn't following e-drama then...

Probably the whole are traps gay shenanigan that instantly made him look assmad.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Okay, for the benefit of @Jahanist and anyone else new to Jim, I'm gonna do a very loose rundown on Jim for as long as I've been aware of him. This could also be used as the skeleton for a revised OP in the future, so feel free to jump in with any corrections, I've got over a decade to cover, here.

• Late 2000s Jim is a stereotypical edgy internet misogynist making kitchen jokes at women who disagree with him
• Early 2010s Jim starts working for Destructoid, writing reviews and doing their podcast, Podtoid
• Jim meets and moves in with a woman who is the embodiment of Tumblr, immediately renounces his edgy ways and takes on her SJW views
• Simultaneous to this he is doing his Jimquisition show for The Escapist
• 2014 following the first salvo in the Holy Autism War Jim parts ways with The Escapist and becomes Patreon-funded instead
• 2016/7 Jim is sued by shovelware developer Digital Homicide in a lolsuit which would become the defining moment of his career
• Jim's Patreon hits an all-time high, netting him almost $15k a month
• 20?? Jim injures his back and ends up in hospital requiring surgery
• 2016-2020 Jim continues to expand his output and grow his channel, he's on track to hit 1 million subs
• During this period Jim also decides to embark on an amateur wrestling career; starts shoehorning awful wrestling shit into his videos
• Late 2020 Jim starts dropping hints in regards to his sexuality, eventually coming out as non-binary on the cusp of 2021
• 2021 Jim starts appearing on camera in a shitty wig and moob-crushing corset to convince people he's a real gurl now
• Mere months after 'coming out' Jim uploads his 'Under 900k Subscribers Special' acknowledging the sub bleed that continues to this day
• In a Jimpressions review for Skatebird, Jim reveals he gets other people to play the games he reviews
• 2022 Jim returns to the UK, speculation suggests he's trying to exploit the NHS due to ongoing medical problems
• Almost all non-JQ content on his channel has now been abandoned
• Reveals his new 'husband' Phoenix who is literally just a woman.
• 2023 Jim continues forcing his politics/gender shit into his videos, his views continue to tank accordingly
• Amidst the release of Hogwarts Legacy, Jim dedicates an entire JQ episode to how much he hates J.K. Rowling and TERFs.
• Mid-2023 the long awaited 'Under 800k Subscribers Special' drops. It is everything you'd expect from a very Not Mad man
• Jim releases a statement attacking his former editor Justin, accusing him of stealing money amongst a litany of other charges
• Justin releases his own statement, which is far more coherent and professional, painting Jim as the gigantic asshole/champagne socialist he is
• Jim's views continue to plummet alongside his subscriber count. His Patreon is also now about $20k lighter, annually

That's about all I can think of off the top of my head. I know I'm still missing a lot, like the feud with Randy Pitchford and his divorce from the landwhale, so as I said chip in with other things you think are notable if you want.

 

[johnny dollars]

That's about all I can think of off the top of my head. I know I'm still missing a lot, like the feud with Randy Pitchford and his divorce from the landwhale, so as I said chip in with other things you think are notable if you want.

May be time for either a new thread or a new OP for Jim?