Orbiter Matthew Vickers / @MWV / ViciousVickers / Poor Yorick - Ex-coin merchant, bloodline gunted by Ethan Ralph. Fat cuckold who lost everything by trying to launch warfare against Ethan Ralph. Alleged rapist, proven cuckold, got mental damage from his wife's mean words. Cog paypig.

[AltisticRight]

Oh look another troll that wants attention, I better give him that!

You fucking idiot.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Mr. Vickers, I know you read these threads and I know a lot of people here are hostile to you or call you a lolcow but I want to earnestly offer you some advice: log the fuck off and fix your nasty teeth you blockhead.

 

[Procrastinhater]

This mans teeth should be classified as an Apollyon Grade Moral Hazard.
They are at such a level of unwholesomeness they are actively corrupting to all who are unfortunate to gaze on them.
Vickers sits in that coin shop all day, breathing through those teeth and he keeps the door closed.
I can only imagine what the atmosphere in there smells like.
I pity anyone who has to endure a car ride with those teeth.

I used to think Boogies cursed teeth were the most horrifying dental appliances on the Internet, until I bore witness to the Mouth of Nurgle that is Matt "brown icicles" Vickers.
They're at a stage where even starting to brush will not help, theres no saving them, they would crumble and spread brown crusty particles into the air.
They need to be condemned and sealed in a lead lined vault for future generations when hopefully we will have the technology to undo what Vickerses dental hygeine has unleashed upon Mankind.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Those screenshots made me think how funny it would be if Ralph slid into Faith’s DMs now. It may have already started on the parenting app.

1. Faith was always his one true love who he never got over.
2. Ralph wants to make Meigh jealous.
3. Ralph wants to dominate Vickers.
4. Ralph has nothing better to do.

This is the plot twist we deserve.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Those screenshots made me think how funny it would be if Ralph slid into Faith’s DMs now. It may have already started on the parenting app.

1. Faith was always his one true love who he never got over.
2. Ralph wants to make Meigh jealous.
3. Ralph wants to dominate Vickers.
4. Ralph has nothing better to do.

This is the plot twist we deserve.

Pretty sure he threatened Mantsu with the California kid repeatedly at least towards the end. If nothing else him spending time and money to see his firstborn bastard son told her which child he prefers. Faith even made cupcakes for him to celebrate Xannies birthday at the supervised visit, even though it was way past the day. I bet if Vickers backed off, nature would take its course and the true lovebirds would reunite.
@Procrastinhater have you taken a look at Josh Saunders’ teeth lately? They’re rotting at the gum line all the way across the board. I wonder how Vickers compares to the Gothic Bad Boi, who at least has the excuse of being a retarded unsupervised mentally ill alcoholic.

 

[AnOminous]

Enjoy prison, stalker child.

What is this dumb fat faggot doing, threatening to shoot someone because they drew a picture he doesn't like?

I used to think Boogies cursed teeth were the most horrifying dental appliances on the Internet, until I bore witness to the Mouth of Nurgle that is Matt "brown icicles" Vickers.

Teeth like VIckers' are why you end up with fake teeth like Boogie's.

If this meth mouth faggot spent half the time brushing his teeth as he does chimping out at trolls he might still have teeth.

 

[bile demon]

Give Vickers a break, guys. He's been gargling pig semen daily for the past several years. That has to take a heavy toll on your teeth.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

No wonder Faith could tolerate the Ralphamouth.

 

[SargonF00t]

No wonder Faith could tolerate the Ralphamouth.

Her Dad probably had tampon breath too.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Okay Vickers I have two questions.

1. Were you privy to the fact that Hommel was attempting to avoid taxes when you purchased the business?

2. I get that you're scared of the dentist, but are you scared of toothpaste and dental floss too?!

 

[Procrastinhater]

No wonder Faith could tolerate the Ralphamouth.

Faiths teeth had the same brown mushy looking tideline along the gums.
Dental hygeine appears to be verboten in the Vickers household.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

oh yeah and he's fat and gay

 

[Cringestorian X]

he opens his new twitter account to the public for some reason

archive

currently arguing with king of pol, avon, and some other spergs

Spoiler: caps

it's just too much autism right now
archive

 

[AnOminous]

he opens his new twitter account to the public for some reason

What the fuck is he even sperging about? Does this fat toothless idiot really think he can keep someone from seeing his Tweets or that anyone cares what he wants?

 

[Dona Morte]

No Vickers.
The account was unprivated because there was not enough attention to stroke hi fragile little attention starved ego.
After all how can he look in the mirror and tell himelf he is worth a shit father if he is private, and crying about the fact he let his dughter fuck Ethan Ralph.

E-whores gotta e-whore and anything not to parent.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

3 things Vickers.

1. Your tweets got leaked regardless of whether it was Ralph's guys or not. Your excuse is retarded.

2. If you wanted Ralph and his ilk to not see your tweets, just stop tweeting, but you can't cause you're an attention whore.

3. Your clapbacks are shit. You got done up by King of Pol. Hang your head in shame man.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Vickers needs a catchphrase. Instead of being a dumb sperg he should try to be entertaining. Like record himself shaking his fist saying “I’ll get you next time Ethan Ralph”. Just being a fat retard who can’t outwit Ralph isn’t enough.

 

[Raven-621]

Vickers needs a catchphrase. Instead of being a dumb sperg he should try to be entertaining. Like record himself shaking his fist saying “I’ll get you next time Ethan Ralph”. Just being a fat retard who can’t outwit Ralph isn’t enough.

He and Ralph are perfect for eachother. One’s a drunken pillhead that oinks about how he only has five star days while streaming to tens of people from a closet full of piss bottles and the other is a fat, snaggletoothed faggot that can’t seem to outthink the aforementioned pigbeast and allowed his daughter to be permanently gunted. It’s like Snidely Whiplash v. Dudley Do-Right, but they’re both obese and retarded.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He’s so disinterested in “respect from internet anons” that he’s been engaging internet anons for thousands of hours over the past four years — including participating in his KF thread, embarking on a humiliating failure of a podcasting “career,” and spending hours every day tweeting across multiple accounts. And that doesn’t account for how much time he’s spent running gay ops.

Maybe if internet anons were smarter, they’d understand how airing his daughter’s shit-stained laundry online since she was a teenager in a psych ward = winning.

Hopefully Blobby Fischer here will write a strategy guide someday and we can all learn from him and “Genius Anus” how to command global respect as strategic chads.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

3. Your clapbacks are shit. You got done up by King of Pol. Hang your head in shame man.

Try sending Bryan your outlines, Matt. If it's big enough and you shit talk him, he might help you orchestrate a master plan against Ralph. He probably won't mind that you're married.