Attack on Titan Griefing Thread - >tfw even your VA thinks that you're a loser

[Stanley Ipkiss]

The amount of fuckery from his editor, good and bad, makes me far more sympathetic of late Naruto Kishi. He just wanted it to end at that point and wrote himself into a corner trying to be too epic while juggling a bunch of themes. For most of its run, the series was great. It had a bit of a sour taste at the end, but it was still satisfying regardless.


It was cathartic seeing that happen in real time. So many people hyping up these new series that can't even contend with Naruto's Wave arc when all is said and done. JJK fags go on about the mess that was Shibuya, MHA fags wondering how they fell off so hard, and Demon Slayer fags realizing it's average at best.

Yeah. Naruto made me think that level of quality was the standard, so I quickly latched on to the next big series like Fairy Tail and Nanatsu no Taizai, and then I found out the truth. By the time MHA got big I wasn't expecting much. Now I don't even care what's on the front page of WSJ because I know they'll all flop.
One thing I'll say about Demon Slayer is that it seemed to know what it was from the start and just steadily chugged until its ending, which was much better than I expected. I was actually surprised it ended so quickly after the anime came out, because it could've easily been milked for a decade at least.

Spoiler: JJK rant

JJK is an average-below average series created by an unoriginal hack. Anyone who couldn't see that by the end of the 1st volume deserves the disappointment they're feeling now. Man couldn't even invent his own power system. He just copy-pasted Nen, wrote up some dumb rules to make it seem different and then ignored those rules and went full Nen despite how little sense it makes in their world.
Shibuya was what fags think Yorknew was. And this current arc is just the author trying to outdo Shibuya. He and his fans think confusion is a synonym for depth or (meaningful) complexity.

Oh, I agree that AoT isn't that kind of series, and that Eren definitely isn't that kind of character.

My issue is just that no one tries this approach outside of Hange that one time, and while Eren could never really be saved, having someone at least try to use empathy on him would've been worth seeing.

Fair. He also might've been trying to do that with Gabi but he botched the fuck out of it if he was.

This series had so much potential

@Honka Honka Burning Love

Spoiler: Talk no Jutsu

Talk no Jutsu meme is just another sign of how influential Naruto became. I think the reason it got criticized is because the stakes got raised beyond a point where talking should not be a real solution. It's easier to talk down a Gaara-level threat who is a child. When you escalate it to a grown man who has the equivalent of 64 Gaara-level threats in his statue back home and has committed atrocities Gaara can only dream of, it gets harder to believe. When you get to Obito with the power of a god being talked down it's even more ridiculous.

I do get what Kishimoto was trying to do, which is why it really helps having access to the author notes, but he could've written it way better than he did. The man is hopeful and optimistic to a fault.
That being said I'll gladly take his world view over that of some retarded grimdark GOT-loving hack.

And FWIW my memory of the last part of Toriko was less "this is so bad it's entertaining" and more "when will this end?". The last chapter had some good insanity though. Everything before that was just draining to go through.

 

[God of Nothing]

JJK is an average-below average series created by an unoriginal hack. Anyone who couldn't see that by the end of the 1st volume deserves the disappointment they're feeling now. Man couldn't even invent his own power system. He just copy-pasted Nen, wrote up some dumb rules to make it seem different and then ignored those rules and went full Nen despite how little sense it makes in their world.
Shibuya was what fags think Yorknew was. And this current arc is just the author trying to outdo Shibuya. He and his fans think confusion is a synonym for depth or (meaningful) complexity.

Thank you, oh my god. You have what should be the most epic fight of the series be the equivalent of a bunch of reverse uno cards with "just trust me, bro" logic behind them. And occasionally they throw really generic punches that don't actually do anything or hit anyone.

 

[Quindoll]

I find the "Bring & Buy" sections of anime conventions really interesting. You find the usual stuff. When it comes to Manga you get a few volumes, often just a single one. And then you always encounter the AoT manga stacks with 10+ volumes.

 

[Oilspill Battery]

ALSO, YOU KNOW THAT SCENE WHERE YMIR'S CHILDREN HAD TO CANNIBALIZE THEIR MOTHER'S DEAD BODY IN A SCENE THAT I EXPLICITLY SAID WAS GOOD AND WELL-DRAWN? WELL, THAT GOT RETCONNED INTO NEVER HAPPENING. THE SPEAR HIT KING FRITZ AND HE DIED. DON'T ASK ME HOW THE REST OF THE SERIES HAPPENS THEN. I HAVE NO FUCKING ICLUE, AND I DON'T CARE.

Wait, I had complete excised this from my memory due to how batshit crazy retarded it was. Does anyone the panel? I'm vaguely starting to remember.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Wait, I had complete excised this from my memory due to how batshit crazy retarded it was. Does anyone the panel? I'm vaguely starting to remember.

Spoiler: this thing

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I don't remember them changing that. There's a lot of shit I don't remember though. I guess her kids were just born with her powers instead of gaining it via cannibalism then?

 

[Oilspill Battery]

Spoiler: this thing

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Yeah but fritz is alive here, the retcon was that he died instead?

 

[TVB]

Yeah but fritz is alive here, the retcon was that he died instead?

The writing is full of contradictions that it's so depressing

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Yeah but fritz is alive here, the retcon was that he died instead?

Basically. Just read the last eight pages. It's a complete shitshow that pretty much retcons Fritz's entire character.

 

[Oilspill Battery]

Basically. Just read the last eight pages. It's a complete shitshow that pretty much retcons Fritz's entire character.

I've read the last eight pages but it was ages ago and there's so many plotholes I honestly can't even remember them all.

Everytime I revisit essays people have made on why the ending is dogshit I go "oh shit, I had completely forgotten about that" like the other day I remembered that eren reincarnated as a bird despite the fact that its one of the funniest fucking things in the whole fiasco.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I've read the last eight pages but it was ages ago and there's so many plotholes I honestly can't even remember them all.

Everytime I revisit essays people have made on why the ending is dogshit I go "oh shit, I had completely forgotten about that" like the other day I remembered that eren reincarnated as a bird despite the fact that its one of the funniest fucking things in the whole fiasco.

I thought he was the big tree, probably with another weird spine monster self inside to start things over again.

 

[Oilspill Battery]

I don't remember them changing that.

No, now that it was mentioned I actually DO vaguely remember some sort of memory, alternative timeline loophole thing where fritz died, but it wasn't supposed to be real, but then it was?

Like I said the ending fucks so many things that I don't even remember the lesser plotholes in light of all the overwhelming ones.

On that note tho, watch this.

Its hillarious when you realize that despite being funny literally nothing in the video is exagurated, and its still missing some of the most hillarious shit like the bird reincarnation, misaka walking across 12 deserts and an ocean holding a severed head and all the other shit you probably forgot.

Not enough attention is given to the fact that the aliance fought and defeated every single titan shifter in history using infinite thunderspears with zero casualties lmao (or the fucking leaf).

 

[Bunny Tracks]

No, now that it was mentioned I actually DO vaguely remember some sort of memory, alternative timeline loophole thing where fritz died, but it wasn't supposed to be real, but then it was?

Like I said the ending fucks so many things that I don't even remember the lesser plotholes in light of all the overwhelming ones.

On that note tho, watch this.

Its hillarious when you realize that despite being funny literally nothing in the video is exagurated, and its still missing some of the most hillarious shit like the bird reincarnation, misaka walking across 12 deserts and an ocean holding a severed head and all the other shit you probably forgot.

Not enough attention is given to the fact that the aliance fought and defeated every single titan shifter in history using infinite thunderspears with zero casualties lmao (or the fucking leaf).

It seems like videos dunking on the ending, and subsequently Eren are getting more popular as more decent-sized channels are making them. Case in point, this video made by a guy with 500k subs pointing out that while there are reasons people end up idolizing him, it still doesn't excuse shit, and that the story, and justifications for Eren's actions are terrible.

...and unfortunately, since this is current year, for every good point he makes, he has to detract ten, and feature a tranny and devolve into other leftist bullshit because apparently, we can't have a video making fun of Anime!Elliot Rodger without doing that. The point is that if we thought things were bad now, god help us because this trainwreck is starting to go mainstream.

Oh, and the alleged, this time for realz, tRuSt TeH pLaN, Part 4-Part 2-Part 1/2, THE RIDE NEVER ENDS,final part of the anime is gonna be airing on November 9th. Here's the trailer.

A key thing to note that they've added new dialogue. Specifically, a line about Eren saying he's a slave to freedom. Make that of what you will.

 

[TVB]

He's just the reason why I do not care for modern anime, or even anime in general these days

 

[Oilspill Battery]

It seems like videos dunking on the ending, and subsequently Eren are getting more popular as more decent-sized channels are making them. Case in point, this video made by a guy with 500k subs pointing out that while there are reasons people end up idolizing him, it still doesn't excuse shit, and that the story, and justifications for Eren's actions are terrible.

That video complains about white people, has a tranny in it and makes fun of people who actually like eren. He also complains about and misogyny in anime and complains about eren fans being homophobic and transphobic.

His tranny guest also bitches about skinheads and white supremacy.

His problem isn't that eren is writen like shit, its that he's a facist and he makes facism look cool. This is quite possibly the most braindead take I've ever seen on the ending.

I'll genuinely take "The ending is actually genious" people if this is the alternative.

 

[Tetra]

I wanna meet the man who decided everything after the ocean be called the final season and shake his hand

 

[Bunny Tracks]

That video complains about white people, has a tranny in it and makes fun of people who actually like eren. He also complains about and misogyny in anime and complains about eren fans being homophobic and transphobic.

His tranny guest also bitches about skinheads and white supremacy.

His problem isn't that eren is writen like shit, its that he's a facist and he makes facism look cool. This is quite possibly the most braindead take I've ever seen on the ending.

I'll genuinely take "The ending is actually genious" people if this is the alternative.

Forgive me, I only brought it up because it showed that normies were finally starting to get involved, and bringing their own lunacy into the mix. I should've explained shit better, though. My bad. I fixed it.

Anyways, I'm more interested in the fact that the anime actually added new dialogue. This means that they're at least changing somethings from the original. Either way, the final result is going to be a shitshow because of how things are already set up.

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

All in all what shock me is, a lot of people seem to despise the holocaust, but if you ask them if King Fritz (was it?) is in the right for not wanting "a painful war ridden existence for his people", they will say definitely! Wipe them all out! Embrace the lies against your people!

 

[Quiet Guy]

The point is that if we thought things were bad now, god help us because this trainwreck is starting to go mainstream.

Doesn't that just make it better? Gasoline is about to be dumped on the smoldering wreckage. I hope a lot of people are going to watch the last part.

I have some people I want to send this video to and tell them it will make sense after ending:

 

[Oilspill Battery]

Forgive me, I only brought it up because it showed that normies were finally starting to get involved, and bringing their own lunacy into the mix. I should've explained shit better, though. My bad. I fixed it.

Anyways, I'm more interested in the fact that the anime actually added new dialogue. This means that they're at least changing somethings from the original. Either way, the final result is going to be a shitshow because of how things are already set up.

Lines and minor changes can fix some things cough cough, but I don't see how you can fix the 80% ending without dramatic changes.

Even if you remove a lot of the cringe lines from eren he still needs to somehow justify the 80% and it is quite literally unjustifiable seeing as they've already set up the fact that he can see into the future.

If they were commited to a seperate ending several points of no return are already long passed. Most people agree that the rumbling arc/From You, 2000 Years Ago is where things went to shit and that's already set in stone.

The retarded alliance is canon, so they've essentially already locked themselves out of the Controlled Rumbling/Hizuru ending and Zeke's ending (as if that was a serious consideration at any point lmao even) is obviously also out of the question.

The only alternatives are full AnR or 80%, and I doubt they'll go full AnR.