Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Puff]

The one eye blinking could be from stimulant abuse.

Have you ever been REALLY drunk before?

 

[anionfarflung]

I think the winking was really just due to being drunk, getting his eye wet, and a bright camera light. On a bright day I always have one eye closed outside.

 

[RotPockets]

Meanwhile the rage balldo's bull represents Ethan's weak bitch side with being easily angered and looking like a gay baby

A Double Dick Kiss of Death, colloquially known as the “The Dick Kissers”.

Spoiler: Dick Kissing Nick

 

[Hraf]

The best advice Nick will ever get and never take? Get as much help as you can afford. For a trust fund kid, that shouldn’t be a hurdle. I’m not sure why he hasn’t done it yet, except perhaps he hasn’t yet realized how unproductive and agitated he will continue to feel if he doesn’t stop with the “I got this” lie he has been telling himself.

It is glaringly obvious that Nick needs to hire a business manager for his streaming and a household manager for their family life. If he filled both those positions his life would become instantly much less chaotic and he might actually be able to complete even one of the long list of deliverables he committed to over the past four years.

While he could use at least one tard wrangler, his personality won't let him be wrangled. He doesn't like to be told what to do, especially when it's to do something other than what he's already doing, which would be the whole point. He would chafe under any kind of management like a tight collar, and would quickly grow to resent it. This would be compounded by the fact that he would be paying them (i.e. he would be their boss), so he would not feel a need to listen to them, and would constantly question why he hired them in the first place. Should he somehow accept all of this, he would then have to fight his general sloth to get in contact and listen to them when he just doesn't feel like it that day.

As you say, he might be happier and more productive under such an arrangement, but he will never want to work to make it work.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

With the amount of money that he earned you'd assume he would at least do coke and put on a good show, but no, instead you get a dopey alcoholic cruising from one infected hot tub to the next. He does have an obligation to put on a decent show for the the retards giving him money. Even when doing a dumb online show your aim should be towards being as productive as possible.
I hope he put money on the side for his kids already, because it's only downhill now.
He really looks like a man who needs a purpose in life, his marriage is cucked, his show on a downward trajectory and his friends are not either fucking his wife or equally degenerate.
Now would be the time to either fix things or for him to become acquainted with true misery.
He can cope however he wants but the decline between 2021-22 is obvious and sad.

I am more and more inclined to think that his 'worst day' was something family money related. It came during the Depp Trial when he was massively neglecting his family, and I tend to think that he got some directive that 'the family will be taken care of, but we will not bail you out again'.

It could be wrong, but the odd dive off the deep end is pushing me in that direction. I see a boy tearing down all of the external social supports and imposition he had in his life now that playing nice gets him nothing.

 

[AnOminous]

If I were to guess, he'll lose his license due to failing to complete his CLE and poof, his license ends up suspended.

Unless he already did it before he went into full Balldo Psychosis Syndrome, he probably won't in the utterly shrekt state he's in currently.

Did you catch that he admitted he immediately went on a vomiting jag right after that popeye-stream?

The mental gymnastics these drunks pull where they feel like they have control because their drinking makes others "mad" is a baffling cope.

A retard taking a shit on the floor makes people mad too and for more or less the same reason. Nick is basically a floor-shitting retard who thinks people being "mad" means he's not killing himself somehow.

The one eye open is enough for me to hella judge him. Been there. Done that.
Drunk af.

It's because the double vision from being drunk enhances nausea from alcohol poisoning, so the brain is desperately trying to maintain equilibrium by closing one eye. Apparently it didn't work and he immediately started vomiting all over the place the instant the camera went off.

True Ralphamale behavior.

Imagine the sad and squalid scene. A man, drunk beyond sanity, on his hands and knees, naked, puking copiously alone in a hotel room.

 

[RotPockets]

Unless he already did it before he went into full Balldo Psychosis Syndrome, he probably won't in the utterly shrekt state he's in currently.

Did you catch that he admitted he immediately went on a vomiting jag right after that popeye-stream?

Closing one eye is what lushes do when they are really drunk and start getting the Spins. It’s helps temporarily but is disorienting when you eventually stop, making it even worse. Probably the same reason he hops in the hot tub constantly. I’ve seen drunk bitches randomly jump in a bath at parties, they treat it like a reset of dizziness because they won’t have to balance for the moment..

 

[AnOminous]

I’ve seen drunk bitches randomly jump in the bath at parties, they treat it like a reset of dizziness because they won’t have to balance for the moment..

Incidentally that's a really, really bad idea for someone as drunk as Balldo is here. Plenty of people have been found floating face down in a hot tub in the morning. Especially if you have "heat allergies," assuming that wasn't just another Balldo lie. Pass out that drunk from heat stroke in a hot tub and you're not waking back up.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Holy fuck what happened to Rekieta? I think last I checked on this thread was the Naldo stuff and now he’s naked and drunk in a hot tub at Ralphamale levels of streaming

 

[AnOminous]

Vacations for Nick don't really seem to mean vacations. They seem to be just an excuse for him to dodge his kids, dodge his streaming schedule and just get even more messed up than he does at the house.

It seems like every degenerate drunk on the way out has at least one incident involving getting naked and fighting cops after getting pulled over for DUI.

 

[Swole McPole]

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
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I yam what I yam and that's all that I yam

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

He looks like John Macafee-lite.

Lady R, don't let your husband talk you into buying a rope hammock.

It's kind of sad that he clearly hates his audience and wants to stop but knows he can't.

Maybe Nick should go the James Rolfe/AVGN route - sell equity in your IP to a bunch of neckbeards then live out your days monotonously reciting scripted lines like Krusty the Clown.

If Rackets were to go to AA and attempt to stop this bender, do you think he could redeem himself?

He’s not too far gone, he’s just too arrogant, insistent, etc.

But the issue with AA (and any of the 12 step program variations like CA and NA) is that their motto is "the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem."

Nick is incapable of admitting he has a problem, so he can't take the first step..

Everyone made great points.

I'd just add that AA requires humility and surrendering one's own will. That's not going to work with narcissism.

His best friends are Dick Masterson and Drexel. Both of them would enable Nick's worst behavior and help convince him that whoever tells him to go to rehab is the problem.

Whatever happened to fellow enabler Legal Mindset?

He seems to have distanced himself since throwing some shade at Nick on his own streams.

He pays $2200/month for family health insurance

I wonder if Kayla's whole family/7 member sessions at the chiropractor every Friday are covered.

The first revealing thing is Ralph assuming everyone knows all his lore.

Which reminds me a lot of Nick, tbh.

It's like how Nick continually drops change of schedule announcements casually midstream without Twitter and Locals posts, then REEEs whenever people miss the memos.

This is when the rubber meets the road with Rumble. Do they keep Nick around because his Rumble numbers are fantastic compared to his YouTube numbers even pre-ban?

There's also the separate-but-not-separate Locals deal for accompanying post-stream exclusive content.

Can they be happy that they were sponsoring last night's 9 min travesty?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

It's like how Nick continually drops change of schedule announcements casually midstream without Twitter and Locals posts, then REEEs whenever people miss the memos.

Classic Narcissist behaviour.

There's also the separate-but-not-separate Locals deal for accompanying post-stream exclusive content.

Can they be happy that they were sponsoring last night's 9 min travesty?

The deal was that they get to collect the money or his LOCALS, then pay it back to him so they can record it on their balance sheet as revenue. At least, that is how Nick explained it.

Not sure what he got out of it, but that is what I recall..

Whatever happened to fellow enabler Legal Mindset?

He stayed true to the LawPope and kissed the ring, but the church of LawTube is falling into disorder.

 

[Bepis]

Vacations for Nick don't really seem to mean vacations. They seem to be just an excuse for him to dodge his kids, dodge his streaming schedule and just get even more messed up than he does at the house. The vacation is just becoming an easy reason he can use to skip several streams. Nothing about his vacations seems to be any fun to him. He doesn't seem to have any goal in life anymore aside from blotting out the world any way he can.

I think it's very telling that he "can't find 36 hours" for a stream he promised years ago while he has, basically every month, shipped his kids off for a week. I guess it's just not possible to ship them off to the grandparents and then just...stay home. I'm not a bigtime smart social media guru like Nick so I wouldn't know how that works.

 

[AnOminous]

He stayed true to the LawPope and kissed the ring, but the church of LawTube is falling into disorder.

Is Nick even really part of LawTube any more? It's just train wreck after train wreck with virtually zero legal content and that there is is utterly retarded. There are plenty of non-lawyers doing law content without being a shambolic degenerate drunken wreck.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

For Ralph's part that looks like the stream at Dick's place after Ralph's wife left him and took their daughter with her. Meanwhile for the clips of Rekieta, it's just a Wednesday night where he's ostensibly on a business-related trip.

Vacations for Nick don't really seem to mean vacations. They seem to be just an excuse for him to dodge his kids, dodge his streaming schedule and just get even more messed up than he does at the house. The vacation is just becoming an easy reason he can use to skip several streams. Nothing about his vacations seems to be any fun to him. He doesn't seem to have any goal in life anymore aside from blotting out the world any way he can.

It's interesting that he admits that this Nashville trip/event is effectively a vacation for him now. I vaguely feel like with the Vegas trip back in February and whenever his appearance at Dick's live show in Philly later in the year was he was bristling at the notion that it was a vacation even though with the Vegas trip he later admitted he only made $600 more in ticket sales than the cost of the venue while spending lavishly on shopping and hotels (he said they stayed in a $2,000/night hotel when they weren't staying with Camelot) and the expenses ran into the tens of thousands of dollars.

This Nashville trip is already getting very interesting.

That's before Dick and his associated drama shows up, or Drexel, who's had his own controversies and will probably be whining to everyone about KF.

Is Nick even really part of LawTube any more? It's just train wreck after train wreck with virtually zero legal content and that there is is utterly retarded. There are plenty of non-lawyers doing law content without being a shambolic degenerate drunken wreck.

I would argue that there basically isn't a LawTube anymore. LawTube was Nick. It was the group who were known for and came to prominence by being guests on Nick's channel. At this point the only vestige of LawTube appears to be his Mustang's vanity plates.

 

[Chibitzen]

I think it's very telling that he "can't find 36 hours" for a stream he promised years ago while he has, basically every month, shipped his kids off for a week. I guess it's just not possible to ship them off to the grandparents and then just...stay home. I'm not a bigtime smart social media guru like Nick so I wouldn't know how that works.

I understand the desire to home school in today's climate, but in this case, their life would go much smoother if they would just send the kids to a decent private school and stop being children about their responsibilities. The kids would at least have a social life and sense of structure that is not tailored according to either parent's neurosis or other daily Thespianism. I doubt there's much harmony in that lifestyle.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Incidentally that's a really, really bad idea for someone as drunk as Balldo is here. Plenty of people have been found floating face down in a hot tub in the morning. Especially if you have "heat allergies," assuming that wasn't just another Balldo lie. Pass out that drunk from heat stroke in a hot tub and you're not waking back up.

Not just that, being piss drunk inside a hot tub increases the risk of heat stroke, coupled that with "muh heat allergies" and he's asking for trouble.

Now, we know "muh heat allergies" are bullshit, but this is just compounding evidence of it, if he had them his drunk hot tub streams would make them instantly kick his ass.

For Ralph's part that looks like the stream at Dick's place after Ralph's wife left him and took their daughter with her. Meanwhile for the clips of Rekieta, it's just a Wednesday night where he's ostensibly on a business-related trip.

Not just that, Ralph looks like that in big part because of his orbital bone fracture.

So let's compare the stressors for each case:
Nick:
-Drunk
-MATI queerfaggotry

Ralph:
-Drunk
-Xanax
-Horse galloped away
-Orbital bone fracture from a beating causing a permanent semi-droopy eye.

Needless to say, Nick is such a soy filled little queer brat that it only takes a small percentage of what a real RALPHAMALE could endure to thoroughly buck break him to the point his eye starts spazzing out.

 

[verymuchawful]

Nick, if you aren't an alcoholic, go one week without a single drink.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

I think the winking was really just due to being drunk, getting his eye wet, and a bright camera light. On a bright day I always have one eye closed outside.

Could be. On the other hand, MDMA can cause your eyes to act weird. Just to slightly powerlevel: the weirdest thing about the first time I tried MDMA was that one of my eyes went lazy and the eyelid started drooping—to the point someone in the room was concerned if I was okay. Seeing the video, I got flashbacks to my own experience.