Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Polska krowa]

That's his secret cap:
He never stopped doing crack.
*Avengers theme plays in the background*

I reckon he's still on the nose beers. Crack is nowhere near as easy to get hold of this side of the pond

 

[Procrastinhater]

I reckon he's still on the nose beers

Know what you're saying but I never got the impression watching Lucas that he was abusing uppers, the guy talks like if Barbiturates took human form.

 

[Polska krowa]

Know what you're saying but I never got the impression watching Lucas that he was abusing uppers, the guy talks like if Barbiturates took human form.

I don't think he's at Warski levels of snorting (i.e., leaning off camera to do snort a line)... I think he probably does it after his stream.

As for the rest of the world, drugs are easy enough to get hold of in the UK, especially in a shithole like Belfast, but the assortment of drugs he'll have access to this side of the pond will be very different to what he's used to in North America - he'll have a choice of weed, coke, speed, heroin, mdma, ecstasy, or mephodrone. All options will be extremely poor quality as nearby Dublin as well as Great Britain will be much larger and lucrative markets.

I remember a while back watching a documentary by the BBC on the pregabalin crisis in Belfast... Maybe he'll get back on the pills, if he isn't already.

The video in question (really highlights how much of a dump Belfast is, too):

Just a reminder, too, as Lucas seems to forget. Belfast, where Lucas lives, is in Northern Ireland, which is part of the United Kingdom. Ireland, where Lucas LARPs that he lives, is an independent nation. Belfast =/= Ireland. Lucas was born a subject of the British Monarchy, and has opted to continue to live as a subject of the British Monarcy (and in one of the most staunchly monarchist areas of the UK at that).

It's always been very funny to me that Lucas had the option to live across the border in Ireland, and work towards getting an EU passport that would allow him free movement around Europe (as well as live freely in Northern Ireland), but instead he chose to be a coomer and live in Belfast.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

I don't think he's at Warski levels of snorting (i.e., leaning off camera to do snort a line)... I think he probably does it after his stream.

As for the rest of the world, drugs are easy enough to get hold of in the UK, especially in a shithole like Belfast, but the assortment of drugs he'll have access to this side of the pond will be very different to what he's used to in North America - he'll have a choice of weed, coke, speed, heroin, mdma, ecstasy, or mephodrone. All options will be extremely poor quality as nearby Dublin as well as Great Britain will be much larger and lucrative markets.

I remember a while back watching a documentary by the BBC on the pregabalin crisis in Belfast... Maybe he'll get back on the pills, if he isn't already.

The video in question (really highlights how much of a dump Belfast is, too):

Just a reminder, too, as Lucas seems to forget. Belfast, where Lucas lives, is in Northern Ireland, which is part of the United Kingdom. Ireland, where Lucas LARPs that he lives, is an independent nation. Belfast =/= Ireland. Lucas was born a subject of the British Monarchy, and has opted to continue to live as a subject of the British Monarcy (and in one of the most staunchly monarchist areas of the UK at that).

It's always been very funny to me that Lucas had the option to live across the border in Ireland, and work towards getting an EU passport that would allow him free movement around Europe (as well as live freely in Northern Ireland), but instead he chose to be a coomer and live in Belfast.

Lucas won’t last in North Ireland because its only a matter of time before He and the potato ogre break up because of cheating because that is what gay men do.

 

[Punished Neco]

hasan who keffals happens to be a big fan of

Keffals isn't a fan of Hasan? Has literally been throwing shade at him for 9 months plus, it all seemed to start during DKF when Keffals found out that a lot of Hasan's mods fucking hate Keff.
Although I'm glad Hasan wasn't the only thing I thought of when I saw Keffals posting about 9/11. Keffals is determined to be infamous considering the goal of being famous has fallen flat.

Nice try, you guys, but I'm not going to read all your sperging about Lucas being le edgy about 9/11 with a meme he stole from KF and this very thread.

Yeah I remember that, someone made that edit after the gun range visit and then Keffals posted it to Twitter saying something along the lines of 'A member of my community made it' .

I'll give my take on the 9/11 stuff, for what it's worth.
It's worth considering that the majority of Keffals audience weren't even born when 9/11 happened so it's unsurprising that they don't give a shit about it, making edgy jokes about something you weren't even alive during isn't going to be uncommon, especially if your elders demand that you pay reverence to it.

Keffals isn't actually doing too bad at streaming recently, I'm not going to cope about it and try to delude myself that it isn't so, I might as well be honest, early 2023 Keffals was averaging about 350-400 viewers on Twitch, since the move to Youtube it's grown to about 800-900 average.
The Youtube video segments (KeffalsLive) only manage to break 10k views in 24 hours if they name drop a bigger Youtuber though, not exactly sure how long that will be sustainable for, also I can only imagine the watch statistics are absolute garbage considering most of these videos are an hour long.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Keffals isn't a fan of Hasan? Has literally been throwing shade at him for 9 months plus, it all seemed to start during DKF when Keffals found out that a lot of Hasan's mods fucking hate Keff.
Although I'm glad Hasan wasn't the only thing I thought of when I saw Keffals posting about 9/11. Keffals is determined to be infamous considering the goal of being famous has fallen flat.

huh i was not aware of keffals being hated by hasans mods thats actually pretty hilarious. especially given how much his mods like troons and their supporters. he really has just burned away every little crumb of good faith he had.

 

[AnOminous]

All options will be extremely poor quality as nearby Dublin as well as Great Britain will be much larger and lucrative markets.

Too bad he didn't pick Glasgow. Not only could he score all the smack he'd ever need, they could put a real smile on his face.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

If Lucas dies, there will be a couple of days of shitposting about him dying here, and then Lucas will be remembered as the faggot who gave Elliot No Dong Jones the boost he needed to finally get something done in his years long of gayops to destroy the farms, which started when he mailed the ISP Jersh hosted KF's email from his Google email address. Years before this turbofaggot even discovered what the Farms are.

Lucas did nothing other than tweet with full autism behind it as he usually does, which comes natural to him, but the real gayops were done by someone else. He will never be a woman, and he's not that interesting or annoying now that he's not relevant anymore and even the trannies don't like him. It must hurt to Lucas that Elliot No Dong Jones his gayops were slightly more successful..

He won't be remembered at all. Forgotten in two days max.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

I don't think he's at Warski levels of snorting (i.e., leaning off camera to do snort a line)... I think he probably does it after his stream.

I think it won't be long before he snort online forgotting to leaning off or turning off the camera.

 

[CervixHammer]

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[Procrastinhater]

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The absolute lack of self awareness of this ridiculous eunuch after the cringey fucking Bond villain shit he was pulling on Winter after he misused his GoFraudMe money to hire a PI to faildox.
His gay fucking power trip was comical when he thought he was Tranny Blofeld, Lucas is the last person who should be talking about "acting like a supervillain"

Reminder this is how Lucas talks to people when he thinks he has some kind of power.

 

[Baraadmirer]

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Does promoting the sale of hormones to children, the crass jokes at a tragedy, and the rampant drug use get someone to halfway being a supervillain?

 

[Super-Chevy454]

The absolute lack of self awareness of this ridiculous eunuch after the cringey fucking Bond villain shit he was pulling on Winter after he misused his GoFraudMe money to hire a PI to faildox.
His gay fucking power trip was comical when he thought he was Tranny Blofeld, Lucas is the last person who should be talking about "acting like a supervillain"
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Reminder this is how Lucas talks to people when he thinks he has some kind of power.

Looks like Blofeld is spinning in his grave, feeling insulted to be compared to Lucas.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

I reckon he's still on the nose beers. Crack is nowhere near as easy to get hold of this side of the pond

Lucas is proof being a crack head may not help you lose weight.

 

[Next Task]

Keffals isn't a fan of Hasan? Has literally been throwing shade at him for 9 months plus, it all seemed to start during DKF when Keffals found out that a lot of Hasan's mods fucking hate Keff.

I'm pretty sure Lucas wants to fuck Hasan. So at first he was trying to act like they were on the same side and on the same level, and then he started trying to tease-flirt with him, and finally ended up just wanting to get a reaction so he could ride on the clout.

Any attention is good for Lucas, which is why he's so obsessed with his thread. He's an asshole shitposter at heart, so getting negative attention is far easier for him. He was clearly in heaven when he was astroturfed into becoming the face of DKF (through a non-swatting police visit that he paid someone to help him make a press packet for) - finally, people were paying attention for positive reasons! - only for his inherent nature to drag him back down.

So while he might have stopped being a fan of Hasan, he still was trying to act like they were buddies, or equals, or in any way connected for a long time, because he wanted the attention. But Hasan, for all his idiocy, is one of the top streamers there is, with a fanbase a million times larger than Lucas's simp squad, so Lucas couldn't even try and provoke him into a negative reaction without being destroyed.

So I'd say Lucas thought he could hobnob with Hasan, and suffered a narc injury when he was left out in the cold no matter how much attention he was getting for those three months. He undoubtedly denies it now, but he was very much a Hasan dickrider for a while there - he was just a student film trying to go up against a Marvel movie. Both may be terrible, but they're barely in the same industry.

 

[Kees H]

So while he might have stopped being a fan of Hasan, he still was trying to act like they were buddies, or equals, or in any way connected for a long time, because he wanted the attention. But Hasan, for all his idiocy, is one of the top streamers there is, with a fanbase a million times larger than Lucas's simp squad, so Lucas couldn't even try and provoke him into a negative reaction without being destroyed.

Hasan didn't talk about DKF until his chat kept harrassing him into doing so. I had the idea he couldn't be bothered to mention any of it.

 

[Punished Neco]

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"I don't condone doxing"
Throwback to February when Keffals was literally bragging and laughing about being in a group that doxed a bunch of people's home addresses

Just call me Snopes because I've been fact checking this eunuch who for some reason is incapable of telling the truth .

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

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“I don’t condone dawkxxxxing I do condone unmaxxxxing though.”

Stupid commie tranny nigger lmao.

We all know you fail doxxed Winter, faggot.

Get fucked nigger you and your friends doxxes are going nowhere

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Just call me Snopes because I've been fact checking this eunuch who for some reason is incapable of telling the truth

I'm pretty sure that there are screenshots of tweets in this thread where he was talking about how all Kiwi Farmers shall get doxed and harrassed and stuff. I think it was a little series of tweets, 3 or 4. I can't remember when that happened though.
If someone has them/knows about them it's you, Snopes.

 

[Drama Fan]

It is also clear, and I discussed this ITT long ago, that he probably wished he could be one of us, writing all sorts of offensive stuff for shits and giggles.

I wonder if he really is far left or his politics are just what comes with his sissy fetish and otherwise he'd be in A&N ranting about the woke. I don't have any doubt that would he be an user of the farms, he would a-log ruthlessly some of the cows.

In any case, much like Chris-chan, he does seem to consider kiwis his friends in a rather twisted way.

It seemed like he enjoyed bantering with Winter during the drop kiwi farms saga. And he also talked about how he enjoyed the Ralph board. He should make an account, there's plenty of America First content he could use for his livestreams because they're all easy targets nobody would be sympathetic towards.
There would be two risks: temptation to comment on this thread, and if word of this ever got out, he'd never live it down.