Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Ayygs and Layygs]

Hamburgler is just replaying the early days with Jade at this point, right? The same obnoxious giggling and texting while on live. The same "ope we broke up" video. Someone wake me when she starts doing meth.

 

[TardiX]

Hamburgler is just replaying the early days with Jade at this point, right? The same obnoxious giggling and texting while on live. The same "ope we broke up" video. Someone wake me when she starts doing meth.

Yeah it feels very manufactured to me. It also seems like she's trying to validate that her original fake breakup with the wipester could totes be real because it happened this time too.

Didn't she say we'd be sHoCkeD to find out who it is? So now that it's supposedly over she can tell us. Except it was all fake.

She's still with Jade, if she's moving at all they're moving together, I don't believe anything she says as real since she just sits on her ever-expanding arse talking to the camera like she's writing a fanfic of her life. I've seen no real evidence of anything she claims.*

*That goes for WLS, moving, any gf besides Jade, breakups, hookups, therapists, NONE OF IT

 

[Obsessed]

Yeah it feels very manufactured to me.

I agree that it felt very manufactured, but do you think rather than a ploy to reintroduce Jade it could be an excuse to binge eat more after 'weight loss'?

 

[caffeinated_pirate]

Let's take a moment to laugh at what Amber's tits really look like and where they reside.
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Just look how long it takes her to cross the room. Insane.

 

[Insulin reid]

Im not super convinced its all fake. I think amber did break up with jade but it wasnt how she wanted. Amber plays the game of "oh well you deserve someone better" or "i deserve someone better" in an attempt to control and coerce jade into staying or fighting to prove amber is worth her time and jade just noped out and amber is stuck pretending this is what she wanted. Jades not a complete cunt so shes staying and helping amber till the lease is up because amber relies on the fact that people know without them she has nothing.

I think a troll or some random ambaby got ahold of her and amber thought she would make jade jealous and it didn't work out like amber wanted so she "broke up" with the person she was talking to. Amber always needs to word vomit and sit in her trauma constantly, and that "new online person" wasnt a great dumpsite for all her trauma so shes back cozying up to jade again. This is just amber living her life with the same 5 manipulation tactics shes tried on everyone in her vicinity.
Her "it didn't work out" and "shared too much" gives me the impression she word vomited and clung to a stranger and they dipped out because amber is fucking crazy. The dumb bitches in her orbit just didnt have the foresight to get out during the talking stage and because many are retarded and broken like she is, they fell for it.

The idea also of amber moving to a 1bdrm somewhere with all her shit plus her animals plus another person and their shit makes me think amber really will be alone for the first time. A 1bdrm in a youtube video, people will be able to tell if shes lying. If shes lying and jade is still there its gonna kill her channel more. If we see any discrepancy later the reaction channels will have a field day with that shit. If shes really alone we will get to see her freak out and ruin her life all by herself. I hope her kitchens big enough for her 5 foot round ass to sit down and we get a trisha paytas-esque peeling off the chicken nugget skins while crying mook-bong in about 4 months after the high of the holiday and vlogmas extra money runs out.

 

[lostinwoods]

I wonder how much Jade gets paid for this? Gots to be above minimum wage on a bi-weekly rate with the free rent and bills paid for!!
Amber most def has that money, she eats 1 million views a month.
Jade isn't going anywhere. She ain't that stupid to leave that behind.

 

[TardiX]

If shes really alone we will get to see her freak out and ruin her life all by herself.

This is what I want but I'm afraid to hope

 

[Polska krowa]

I think a troll or some random ambaby got ahold of her and amber thought she would make jade jealous and it didn't work out like amber wanted so she "broke up" with the person she was talking to.

I was under the assumption it was a troll, too, at first. But the chatlog would be out by now if it was. An Ambaby would probably have leaked it, too.

The funniest would be if she fell for a West African lover boy scam sometime this year. Imagine how much money she'd be rinsed for

 

[Empress of Lucite]

Everyone's focusing on where she'll land, but I'm personally crossing my fingers for a highway pile up during the great move to Oklahoma that ends with our gorl shredded and stretched out on the asphalt, completely annihilated by the impact of the wreck.

 

[Chocola]

i love amber displeased faces , but i cant find one where she goes like -_- , like tibetan fox

 

[Goatchoker]

i love amber displeased faces , but i cant find one where she goes like -_- , like tibetan fox

These are always my favorite shots of her. She looks so evil and greasy. I’m sure her gfs see this face more than the fake vlog smiles.

 

[often puzzled]

I don't know if she's still with Nena, though (I didn't check her facebook).

Her status still says she's in a relationship, but it doesn't say who her other half is:



She's got most of her information set to private. The only visible information about her relationship is this, from 2017:



I searched for her name and for a username she sometimes uses (reitarocksbass), but I didn't find anything else except old her old and disused Tumblr, Pinterest, that kind of thing.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Her status still says she's in a relationship, but it doesn't say who her other half is:

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She's got most of her information set to private. The only visible information about her relationship is this, from 2017:

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I searched for her name and for a username she sometimes uses (reitarocksbass), but I didn't find anything else except old her old and disused Tumblr, Pinterest, that kind of thing.

Krystle's family would probably shit a collective brick if she got involved with Albert again.

 

[Insulin reid]

i love amber displeased faces , but i cant find one where she goes like -_- , like tibetan fox

All that fat and none of it went to her lips, what a shame lol. Shes such a nasty horrible person, you can just see it radiating off of her. If she was mobile she would be much more physically abusive to everyone around her.

Krystle's family would probably shit a collective brick if she got involved with Albert again.

They would lock krystles ass up like they did the snacks. Fingerlynn isnt going anywhere near their babygorl again. If krystle is dumb enough to go through this again she can suffer like the rest of us tbh.

 

[Aiōn]

This new girlfriend story could have just been a ploy to make her seem less desperate.
Hoping that anyone who may be interested in her will act more impulsively if she appears to be high in demand.

 

[Suspicious Activity]

I wish I was good at making things on the internet, but there's a second where Amber takes a sip of her chai tea, before she says "it tastes like dessert" where she's eyeing herself while drinking?
That would be a great still frame to use with little Amber facts written on it.
Things like, "I can't wipe myself when I go to the toilet" or "I once lied about the vet being closed so I could go party with friends instead of caring for my dog."
Maybe shorter things. You get what I'm saying.

 

[Xenomorph]

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I got some to add:

I lied about rape and sexual assault for attention.
I accused a family member of molesting me but have done nothing to bring this supposed person to justice.
I lied about my Father being dead for attention.
I coopted other stories kids told in foster care as my own.
I lied about being physically assaulted to secure a better place to live.
I lied about the extent of my cancer as it was pre cancerous but needed more drama.
I lied about being born addicted to drugs.
I lied about most of my trauma as a way to manipulate my victims.
I was the one who beat and tormented my much younger girlfriend and then tried to publicly slander her for money and attention.
I neglected every single person in my life and cry when they eventually had enough.
I abused peoples good nature.
I gained 250+ pounds for money and attention.

ONE MORE:
I filmed an underaged girl in various states of undress.

 

[I call shenanigans]

I lied about the extent of my cancer as it was pre cancerous but needed more drama.

Wish people would stop spreading this lie. She didn’t lie about her cancer. She actually showed her oncologist paperwork. If that wasn’t enough, she also showed her scar. No surgeon was going to operate on her (a very high risk patient) unless it was absolutely necessary. Pre-cancerous cells would not be enough reason to operate. They would just give her a prescription for progesterone and send her home with the instruction to lose weight, so that in future when she might need surgery it would be safer for her. She also wanted the ability to carry a baby, so she wasn’t going to have that ability taken away just because she needed more drama for her channel. They don’t give hysterectomies to childless 30 year olds unless absolutely necessary.

 

[TardiX]

Wish people would stop spreading this lie. She didn’t lie about her cancer. She actually showed her oncologist paperwork. If that wasn’t enough, she also showed her scar. No surgeon was going to operate on her (a very high risk patient) unless it was absolutely necessary. Pre-cancerous cells would not be enough reason to operate. They would just give her a prescription for progesterone and send her home with the instruction to lose weight, so that in future when she might need surgery it would be safer for her. She also wanted the ability to carry a baby, so she wasn’t going to have that ability taken away just because she needed more drama for her channel. They don’t give hysterectomies to childless 30 year olds unless absolutely necessary.

Maybe the doctor spent enough time with her to see that sterilization was a moral duty regardless of the risks

 

[We're All Going To Hell 2]

was under the assumption it was a troll, too, at first. But the chatlog would be out by now if it was. An Ambaby would probably have leaked it, too.

I've thought the same.

for some sonichu level "gfs"