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Wake me up when the fat greaseball does something worth laughing at.
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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"I've never been the one to be in love with two people at once"
Gorl.
Gorl.
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She is such a stereotype. No shit it's easy to move on from your relationship when there is neither love nor sex involved. She's always just been friends and roommates with her "girlfriends". Why is she calling her new hook-up "they"? They/them nonbinary snowflake?
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She is truly desperate, she invoked Trisha.
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Plot summary with commentary. Ambo finally came up for air! Alright, take the ship right in... don't give me any lip, Paris! Sometimes, you just have to PUNCH your way through! TAKE US IN!!
TL;DR: CUNTENT and bullshit. Amber shows off her hoard, and shows clips of herself pawing through her junk. Amber was quick to get over Jade because Amber fell in love with someone else (who she's not with, and she doesn't want to talk about it because it's too difficult). Amber is currently in love with two different people, which has NEVER HAPPENED TO HER BEFORE (other than all of the other times it did). Amber's imaginary DM Fairies sent her a link of Trisha Paytas saying she wanted to do a podcast with Amber, so Amber likes Trisha again! Amber drank 7 White Claws to 'let loose' in her home, and that's totally okay! Amber cries that something's going on, but she doesn't want to talk about it. Amber only amassed ridiculous amounts of stuff because of her MENTAL ILLNESSES (that she refuses to work on or take medication for), so SHAME ON YOU for making fun of her for it!
"Hey Guize!" AMBO'S BACK!! THAT'S the PROPER intro! She's in her room, sitting on her bed. Amber doesn't know what life is anymore.
Amber tells us that if she leaves for a long period of time, and then comes back looking like she scrubbed out a McDonald's grease trap with her hair, it's a really good indication that Amber's going through depression.... (also known as Ambo sulking because she's likely not getting her way about something).
She's going through a low, and she's not okay. Hmmm, I wonder if this has anything to do with her allegedly stopping her psych meds because she felt that she no longer needed them? Nah, Amber knows WAY MORE than those 'guys and girls' that put that piece of paper on their walls!
So many changes in her life and things that's she going through (but of course won't talk about). We know the drill: When Ambo says this, she's either appropriating SOMEONE ELSE'S hardships ... or she's sulking because she's not getting her way about something. I'm guess the gorlfriend search/manipulating Jade isn't going as smoothly as she thought it would.
Her 'bruise' isn't a bruise... "it's exactly what you think it is. Whatever". So then... it's a mark from the vacuum? It's something done intentionally to stir up drama? That's EXACTLY what I thought it was... Oh, wait: is she mad at Jade? Hahaha! Way to pump and dump the bitch, Jade! (Normally I wouldn't approve, but Amber's the type to emotionally manipulate and abuse everyone around her, and turnabout IS fair play).
Amber tries to cover it with her foundation brush (that has no foundation on it), and see, it doesn't work! She TRIES, you guize! She'll wear mascara... but she doesn't "care about eyeliner". GO FUCK YOURSELF, AMBO. No one cares about your self-inflicted bullshit anymore. You don't want to smear shit all over your face? Then don't smear shit all over your face. Life will somehow still go on.
JUMPCUT!! Standing in FUHLEENG's bathroom, taking down the decor. Amber has an appointment with the movers today to see how much of her hoard they have to pack on moving day and give her a quote.
FREEZE FRAME!!
This is everything that she's packed so far to keep... and she's still not done!
JUMPCUT!! Back in bed. The movers did their assessment. Things are moving quickly... despite her declaring that she was going to start packing TWO AND A HALF MONTHS AGO, yet still hasn't finished packing up a 2 bedroom apartment (that supposedly isn't even all her stuff). Amber claims to work well under pressure.
"The move-in date is coming up very soon". Like... October 7th?
Amber's mind is hyperactive and telling her to constantly go-go-go!!... but her mind makes her unable to get up (because it's overwhelming - not because she's over 500 lbs you HAYDUR). Don't complain that this makes no sense: LOGIC DOES NOT EXIST IN THIS DOJO!
JUMPCUT!! Giant container of macaroni salad and fried stuff... and of course, RICE.
JUMPCUT!! In the closet, because Amber needs to put away clothes and isn't sure if she needs to pack them or hang them up. Amber drank 7 White Claws last night, because she's such a dainty queen. Amber got really drunk because she has "very low alcohol intollerance". Amber says that she just wanted to let loose! And that there's nothing wrong with that!
The super-secret people that don't exist are sending her screens of Trisha Paytas saying that she wants Amber to be on her podcast. Amber used to like her, then didn't, but now likes Trisha again. And she maybe might, kinda, possibly, sorta, say yes... perhaps.
JUMPCUT!! In her bathroom, which looks like a fucking sty again. Sorting a whole bunch of shit on her countertops that really just needs to all be swept into a trashbag and forgotten about. I love how her storage medium of choice for all of her most precious items seem to be off-brand zipper sandwich bags. At least spring for the stronger freezer bags! [SKIP]
Babygirl is Amber's favourite pet name.
JUMPCUT!! It's the next day. Amber was looking at the Q&A questions, and found her audience to be 'harsh'.
People ask her how she could move on so quickly when she was so in love with Jade, and Amber says she doesn't know how, but she's fallen in love with someone else. Amber doesn't want to share anything, because it's been really hard on Jade. Amber doesn't know how it happened - it just happened. Feelings happen. She's still actively in love with this person, but she's not with them...
...So... she "fell in love" with someone she never met, after texting them for a few weeks... and has hickeys all over her that could have only been caused by Jade? It's like her entire concept of how the world and relationships work has been learned from watching daytime soap operas.
Amber's actively in love with two people at once. Amber claims to have NEVER been the one to experience that before...
... except when she said on social media that she was in love with Casey and Krystle at the same time.... OH! And that time one social media when she was in love with Casy and Julia (was that her name?) at the same time... OH! And when she said that she was in love with Destiny and Becky at the same time for one and a half YEARS... OH! And like, a DAY after begging Becky to take her back, she fell in love with Jade (close enough). So by 'NEVER', she really means 'ALL THE TIME'. Gotcha.
[TRANSLATION: Amber's a ho that'll take ANYONE who shows her attention ... and she's PISSED because the potential new caretaker fell through and Jade will mess with her but won't be her servant]
Another question was if Amber has noticed that she's a hoarder or has a shopping problem since seeing the amount of stuff that she's been getting rid of. Amber says she's ALWAYS KNOWN she has a shopping problem, but she's not like that anymore. She's CHANGED! She won't be buying stuff for her new apartment. She has no need to collect anything anymore. Blah blah TRAUMA. Blah blah muh ADHD. Something something Bi-Polar (which apparently has been cured, as she stopped her medication).
None of it was her fault; it was all because of her mentulz, and SHAME ON YOU FOR MAKING FUN OF HER FOR IT!!
Amber's going to start a new vlog now.. byee!!!
Amber tells us that if she leaves for a long period of time, and then comes back looking like she scrubbed out a McDonald's grease trap with her hair, it's a really good indication that Amber's going through depression.... (also known as Ambo sulking because she's likely not getting her way about something).
She's going through a low, and she's not okay. Hmmm, I wonder if this has anything to do with her allegedly stopping her psych meds because she felt that she no longer needed them? Nah, Amber knows WAY MORE than those 'guys and girls' that put that piece of paper on their walls!
So many changes in her life and things that's she going through (but of course won't talk about). We know the drill: When Ambo says this, she's either appropriating SOMEONE ELSE'S hardships ... or she's sulking because she's not getting her way about something. I'm guess the gorlfriend search/manipulating Jade isn't going as smoothly as she thought it would.
Her 'bruise' isn't a bruise... "it's exactly what you think it is. Whatever". So then... it's a mark from the vacuum? It's something done intentionally to stir up drama? That's EXACTLY what I thought it was... Oh, wait: is she mad at Jade? Hahaha! Way to pump and dump the bitch, Jade! (Normally I wouldn't approve, but Amber's the type to emotionally manipulate and abuse everyone around her, and turnabout IS fair play).
Amber tries to cover it with her foundation brush (that has no foundation on it), and see, it doesn't work! She TRIES, you guize! She'll wear mascara... but she doesn't "care about eyeliner". GO FUCK YOURSELF, AMBO. No one cares about your self-inflicted bullshit anymore. You don't want to smear shit all over your face? Then don't smear shit all over your face. Life will somehow still go on.
JUMPCUT!! Standing in FUHLEENG's bathroom, taking down the decor. Amber has an appointment with the movers today to see how much of her hoard they have to pack on moving day and give her a quote.
FREEZE FRAME!!
This is everything that she's packed so far to keep... and she's still not done!
JUMPCUT!! Back in bed. The movers did their assessment. Things are moving quickly... despite her declaring that she was going to start packing TWO AND A HALF MONTHS AGO, yet still hasn't finished packing up a 2 bedroom apartment (that supposedly isn't even all her stuff). Amber claims to work well under pressure.
"The move-in date is coming up very soon". Like... October 7th?
Amber's mind is hyperactive and telling her to constantly go-go-go!!... but her mind makes her unable to get up (because it's overwhelming - not because she's over 500 lbs you HAYDUR). Don't complain that this makes no sense: LOGIC DOES NOT EXIST IN THIS DOJO!
JUMPCUT!! Giant container of macaroni salad and fried stuff... and of course, RICE.
JUMPCUT!! In the closet, because Amber needs to put away clothes and isn't sure if she needs to pack them or hang them up. Amber drank 7 White Claws last night, because she's such a dainty queen. Amber got really drunk because she has "very low alcohol intollerance". Amber says that she just wanted to let loose! And that there's nothing wrong with that!
The super-secret people that don't exist are sending her screens of Trisha Paytas saying that she wants Amber to be on her podcast. Amber used to like her, then didn't, but now likes Trisha again. And she maybe might, kinda, possibly, sorta, say yes... perhaps.
JUMPCUT!! In her bathroom, which looks like a fucking sty again. Sorting a whole bunch of shit on her countertops that really just needs to all be swept into a trashbag and forgotten about. I love how her storage medium of choice for all of her most precious items seem to be off-brand zipper sandwich bags. At least spring for the stronger freezer bags! [SKIP]
Babygirl is Amber's favourite pet name.
JUMPCUT!! It's the next day. Amber was looking at the Q&A questions, and found her audience to be 'harsh'.
People ask her how she could move on so quickly when she was so in love with Jade, and Amber says she doesn't know how, but she's fallen in love with someone else. Amber doesn't want to share anything, because it's been really hard on Jade. Amber doesn't know how it happened - it just happened. Feelings happen. She's still actively in love with this person, but she's not with them...
...So... she "fell in love" with someone she never met, after texting them for a few weeks... and has hickeys all over her that could have only been caused by Jade? It's like her entire concept of how the world and relationships work has been learned from watching daytime soap operas.
Amber's actively in love with two people at once. Amber claims to have NEVER been the one to experience that before...
... except when she said on social media that she was in love with Casey and Krystle at the same time.... OH! And that time one social media when she was in love with Casy and Julia (was that her name?) at the same time... OH! And when she said that she was in love with Destiny and Becky at the same time for one and a half YEARS... OH! And like, a DAY after begging Becky to take her back, she fell in love with Jade (close enough). So by 'NEVER', she really means 'ALL THE TIME'. Gotcha.
[TRANSLATION: Amber's a ho that'll take ANYONE who shows her attention ... and she's PISSED because the potential new caretaker fell through and Jade will mess with her but won't be her servant]
Another question was if Amber has noticed that she's a hoarder or has a shopping problem since seeing the amount of stuff that she's been getting rid of. Amber says she's ALWAYS KNOWN she has a shopping problem, but she's not like that anymore. She's CHANGED! She won't be buying stuff for her new apartment. She has no need to collect anything anymore. Blah blah TRAUMA. Blah blah muh ADHD. Something something Bi-Polar (which apparently has been cured, as she stopped her medication).
None of it was her fault; it was all because of her mentulz, and SHAME ON YOU FOR MAKING FUN OF HER FOR IT!!
Amber's going to start a new vlog now.. byee!!!
TL;DR: CUNTENT and bullshit. Amber shows off her hoard, and shows clips of herself pawing through her junk. Amber was quick to get over Jade because Amber fell in love with someone else (who she's not with, and she doesn't want to talk about it because it's too difficult). Amber is currently in love with two different people, which has NEVER HAPPENED TO HER BEFORE (other than all of the other times it did). Amber's imaginary DM Fairies sent her a link of Trisha Paytas saying she wanted to do a podcast with Amber, so Amber likes Trisha again! Amber drank 7 White Claws to 'let loose' in her home, and that's totally okay! Amber cries that something's going on, but she doesn't want to talk about it. Amber only amassed ridiculous amounts of stuff because of her MENTAL ILLNESSES (that she refuses to work on or take medication for), so SHAME ON YOU for making fun of her for it!
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You know, if this was Normal World, I would guess that the girl Amber was talking to got freaked out over the lovebombing (and texts at 2 am describing her latest McDonald’s order) and told her to kick rocks. But this is Lolcow World, so who the hell knows what happened there.
Yes, Amber, it is okay. Because you’re not a fucking alcoholic and no one on this planet thought you were. Jade was the problem drinker, and you just absorbed that trait like you do everything. Shut up about it already.
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I fell in love with someone else..., Trisha Paytas wants me on her podcast, & I drank again | vlog
I believe 7 cans of White Claw because she's, what?, 535lbs???
For sure, that's a 20-something beginner college days binge, that is all too easily normalized. Something a novice drinker would do...or
But I do believe close to that many, for her, at her size. It's 5%, she was eating with it (because of course), getting drunk with Felon, yeah, yeah for sure.
She was trying to impress Felon and/or keep up, keep Felon's attention as long as possible.
I believe it, but I do wonder if she actuality drank more? And is lying about it being less? It is hard to believe Amber would give the correct number of something like that. A little more, eh, maybe not. Maybe 6, sure, that makes sense. A little less and she's exaggerating? 5 or 6 White Claws with Felon. They split a 12 pack?
They're sold in 12 or 24 packs and she's splitting it with Felon, because I think Amber has put it together that Felon will be affectionate while drinking, and Amberlynn is desperate.
Felon is drinking because she's single and can do what she wants. She could be drinking more because of that, because Amber can't use it against her (if it was a point of contention).
Amberlynn,
, fucking your ex when y'all are drinking doesn't mean she wants to get back together.
I can see Amberlynn bringing out the White Claw and offering drink after drink after drink to Felon for attention and getting her hopes up. Geez, if we sleep together enough, Felon will stay with me.
Amberlynn clearly doesn't give a shit about Felon for real, as a real person. Someone who might have a drinking problem-- she needs a Wipey and she needed one yesterday!
Felon must have a drinking problem to be drinking enough to want to suck on any part of Amber.
I believe 7 cans of White Claw because she's, what?, 535lbs???
For sure, that's a 20-something beginner college days binge, that is all too easily normalized. Something a novice drinker would do...or
But I do believe close to that many, for her, at her size. It's 5%, she was eating with it (because of course), getting drunk with Felon, yeah, yeah for sure.
She was trying to impress Felon and/or keep up, keep Felon's attention as long as possible.
I believe it, but I do wonder if she actuality drank more? And is lying about it being less? It is hard to believe Amber would give the correct number of something like that. A little more, eh, maybe not. Maybe 6, sure, that makes sense. A little less and she's exaggerating? 5 or 6 White Claws with Felon. They split a 12 pack?
They're sold in 12 or 24 packs and she's splitting it with Felon, because I think Amber has put it together that Felon will be affectionate while drinking, and Amberlynn is desperate.
Felon is drinking because she's single and can do what she wants. She could be drinking more because of that, because Amber can't use it against her (if it was a point of contention).
Amberlynn,
, fucking your ex when y'all are drinking doesn't mean she wants to get back together. I can see Amberlynn bringing out the White Claw and offering drink after drink after drink to Felon for attention and getting her hopes up. Geez, if we sleep together enough, Felon will stay with me.
Amberlynn clearly doesn't give a shit about Felon for real, as a real person. Someone who might have a drinking problem-- she needs a Wipey and she needed one yesterday!
Felon must have a drinking problem to be drinking enough to want to suck on any part of Amber.
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I hope she likes tornaders and scorpions
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Having watched plenty of daytime soap operas during those halcyon days of yore when this Diet Coke swiller didn't mix the luxurious carbonated yumminess with liquor or even imbibe wine between cans of soda, when daytime soaps were playing on the television because the mother of the family was not yet in the workforce and the father was off working his ass off...
Nah, daytime soap operas have more in-depth plots and believable storylines. At least they did back in the 80s.
Her concept of how the world and relationships work has been learned from YA lesbian fiction written by permavirgin thembies like Judy Valentin who learned all they know from reading fanfiction written by twelve year olds.
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True. She loves herself and is at least two obese people combined into one big gorl.
dfranki723
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Muh depression bun! Still confusing laziness with depression I see.
Any other adult would be irritated by someone giving them a visible love bite/hickey, it's not a cool thing for an adult to show off every five fucking minutes, it's juvenile. Even teenagers when I was at school thought it was tacky and embarrassing.
Don't forget her totally real Delta 8 addiction too. Poor gorl is plagued with super serious substance abuse.
Any other adult would be irritated by someone giving them a visible love bite/hickey, it's not a cool thing for an adult to show off every five fucking minutes, it's juvenile. Even teenagers when I was at school thought it was tacky and embarrassing.
Don't forget her totally real Delta 8 addiction too. Poor gorl is plagued with super serious substance abuse.
catcult_empress
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maybe she's become a polyamorous lesbo....... (OH GOD)
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I think it'd be quite funny to watch her crash through the floor or break a chair on set. However, I would much prefer she go on H3 (her favorite) and when Ethan (the opposite of King Midas) ruins her reputation even more, while his eyes dart around, we'll get a good cry session. Collaborations with other knuckle dragging mouth breathers was the only reason I was slightly leaning toward California move. But of course, anything that would help her grow her viewer base is completely out of the question.
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Amber will never be on any podcast. She won’t appear anywhere that doesn’t allow her to dial in from her bed. Amber is essentially housebound, not physically (although that plays a part) but due to her ‘mentalz’.
I used to have to visit a woman who had several health conditions that made leaving home difficult. And over time her anxiety about ‘catching something’ became so pronounced that it was difficult even to get her to attend necessary appointments. Her mental health declined and her horizons shrunk to the point all she was interested in was herself, her health and her home. She had her ‘bubble’ and whilst she was perfectly lovely it was weird seeing someone so completely detached from the world.
Amber is the same. Despite 2019 being her ‘worst year ever’ she has gone downhill rapidly since moving to Lexington. When was the last time you remember her going out to eat? Or even leaving the house / car? Yes, she is physically restricted at 500lbs but her mental health restricts her more. And this ‘mentalz’ will be what finally kills her channel.
Amber used to be fun, bubbly and outgoing. Yes she was a bitch but she had spirit and her videos were full of laughter and drama. Then Lexington happened and her light went out. Blame it on her ‘cancer’, blame it on covid but she closed the door to her apartment and it’s barely opened since. I don’t wonder that this move is causing her anxiety. Leaving the house to go anywhere will cause her anxiety. I hope she recognises this and once relocated works hard to address her isolation.
As for her channel? It’s dead. No one signs up for other people’s problems, especially when the ‘victim’ so blatantly refuses to get help. However I hope she keeps filming her struggles, she’s writing her chapter in the Kiwi Farms Big Book of What Not to Do and I very much look forward to seeing how it concludes.
I used to have to visit a woman who had several health conditions that made leaving home difficult. And over time her anxiety about ‘catching something’ became so pronounced that it was difficult even to get her to attend necessary appointments. Her mental health declined and her horizons shrunk to the point all she was interested in was herself, her health and her home. She had her ‘bubble’ and whilst she was perfectly lovely it was weird seeing someone so completely detached from the world.
Amber is the same. Despite 2019 being her ‘worst year ever’ she has gone downhill rapidly since moving to Lexington. When was the last time you remember her going out to eat? Or even leaving the house / car? Yes, she is physically restricted at 500lbs but her mental health restricts her more. And this ‘mentalz’ will be what finally kills her channel.
Amber used to be fun, bubbly and outgoing. Yes she was a bitch but she had spirit and her videos were full of laughter and drama. Then Lexington happened and her light went out. Blame it on her ‘cancer’, blame it on covid but she closed the door to her apartment and it’s barely opened since. I don’t wonder that this move is causing her anxiety. Leaving the house to go anywhere will cause her anxiety. I hope she recognises this and once relocated works hard to address her isolation.
As for her channel? It’s dead. No one signs up for other people’s problems, especially when the ‘victim’ so blatantly refuses to get help. However I hope she keeps filming her struggles, she’s writing her chapter in the Kiwi Farms Big Book of What Not to Do and I very much look forward to seeing how it concludes.
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Just to point out more lies:
I can't post the clip no matter how many times I try, maybe I will try TOR, but a compilation/reaction channel (I believe Salty Crab) had clips of Dusty saying she took Amber's V-card and Amber saying "this is why I didn't finish school" when told there's an Orlando, KY.
So Amber always has passionate, sexual relationships (except when her medical records say she states she is a virgin and she claims being raped as a child) and a 140 IQ but couldn't finish high school and never fucked anyone before Destiny. But Jade wasn't a caretaker and she just can't speak because anxiety.
I know we all know she was lying and absolutely retarded but her confirming it and forgetting she ever did is just so on brand.
I can't post the clip no matter how many times I try, maybe I will try TOR, but a compilation/reaction channel (I believe Salty Crab) had clips of Dusty saying she took Amber's V-card and Amber saying "this is why I didn't finish school" when told there's an Orlando, KY.
So Amber always has passionate, sexual relationships (except when her medical records say she states she is a virgin and she claims being raped as a child) and a 140 IQ but couldn't finish high school and never fucked anyone before Destiny. But Jade wasn't a caretaker and she just can't speak because anxiety.
I know we all know she was lying and absolutely retarded but her confirming it and forgetting she ever did is just so on brand.
dfranki723
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I still think the silly twat only says this because it was very blatantly the worst year of BECKY's life. She has to outdo everyone else's suffering after all.
Whenever she talks about her ''depression'' during 2019, it's basically her stealing/mimicking Thumb's misery.
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Amber will never be on a podcast or any other media unless SHE gets to edit it.
Other people might show her in a bad light or catch her being retarded in a way that doesn't come off as "quirky."
Other people might show her in a bad light or catch her being retarded in a way that doesn't come off as "quirky."
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Exactly. Until Jade entered the picture, Amber acted like the smartest person in the room unless she was unable to point out Russia on a map, at which point she was just a quirky Gorl, tee hee—the Gracie Allen to Becky’s George Burns.
Trisha is no genius, but in terms of intelligence and powers of articulation, she would run up and down Amber with cleats on. And Amber wouldn’t be able to use a filter or control her angles. And she wouldn’t be the prettiest girl in the room.
Not to mention that she’s have to travel to the studio in the back of a flatbed truck.
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I know one of these days I'm casually gonna say "I feel like I was a nurse or a doctor in my past life" and someone's gonna think I'm serious.
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Tiktok updates - all 3 posted September 22nd.
Now knowing that Trisha Paytas said she wants Amber on her podcast, it makes much more sense why Amber is lip synching to 2-3 year old Frenemies clips.
I enjoy the way the filter glitched on her fat eyelids
We all know how you look irl
Now knowing that Trisha Paytas said she wants Amber on her podcast, it makes much more sense why Amber is lip synching to 2-3 year old Frenemies clips.
I enjoy the way the filter glitched on her fat eyelids
We all know how you look irl
