Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Mourning_Cloak said:
I haven't read or seen Good Omens but I do know that "angel from Good Omens" doesn't narrow it down. Do you mean the white Michael Sheen angel? I need to know what voice yo go back and read Patrick's writing with, for science.
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Yeah that's the one. Forget the exact name. To be clear I only hear that in the rewrite, it came across as someone who's very pleasant but has a job to do so he's gonna do it.
 
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Piggle Rick said:
I don’t see any way for a different cow to win lolcow of the year at this point. But as I typed that, I imagined Ralph slurring “hold my pills”.
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Don't forget Nick Rekieta. He's bucking hard.
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Lemmings said:
Did they confiscated your shotacon collection tho?

My sides holy shit, how did I missed that?

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My favourite one of these was just a picture of a shower that said FSSSHHHHFSHFSHHH and then Rick responded with his usual prison stalker spiel. It was so stupid but it made me absolutely lose it. Sadly I can't find it even with searching the thread.
 
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keytar said:
My favourite one of these was just a picture of a shower that said FSSSHHHHFSHFSHHH and then Rick responded with his usual prison stalker spiel. It was so stupid but it made me absolutely lose it. Sadly I can't find it even with searching the thread.
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No child that is simply a delusion, the text is right here, and you are going to prison.
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beepbopisuckcock said:
How do you propose the cops know if the call they're responding to is to a streamers address?

They get a call from a fake voice saying "I heard yelling for a few hours then a loud pop then a lot of screaming oh god send help to 12345 whateverthefuck Ave" and then... what? Do you want the cops to make and then maintain a database of everyone that streams on the internet? Serious question.
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They wouldn't the first time but if its a repeated thing it should be on record.
After the first time they get called out the guy getting SWATed explains the situation to them and they make a note of it for future calls.
Obviously this isn't as easy if its someone that live in a big city with a lot more cops that could be responding but in the case of smaller departments its shouldn't be a problem for the local juridiction to have a record.
It seems to be what guys like Jim and Rekieta did, they get SWATed and it seems to be a case of them being away from the camera for a couple of minutes.
 
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Divine right to rule said:
"This person texted me and called me "Rick"!
I DEMAND THAT HE IS PUT IN PRISON FOR LIFE!"
"Sir, this is a civil case. Prison is criminal."
"Wrong as always, child. Enjoy impeachment."
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Secretly, he loves it, because his phones’ constant activity lets him pretend to be popular or important
 
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Spunt said:
Where to go from here? Well the forces prying his reality and our reality apart aren't going anywhere. He's still a malignant narcissist, and he's gaining more and more attention from more and more people. There's still Pay Quasi 2 - Ecliptic Porkaloo to come. He's either going to violently snap, maybe attack a random stranger who he thinks is Boomia or Quasi, or he's going to do a Jake Alley, drive everyone in his life away from him and just spout out paragraph after paragraph of paranoid nonsense into the void until his liver gives out.
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I think these videos are a good insight into how things will go if Pat decides to kill someone that Jackie faildoxed as a troll. (The first video I posted here a long time ago, but I think it is worth bringing up again, and I recommend people watch both vids, it’s really uncanny how reminiscent bald dude is of Patrick.) The silver lining is that there would undoubtedly still be plenty of milk if he goes behind bars.
 
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bile demon said:
IT'S COMING HOME!
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Why would you post a gif of a very fat lesbian in the Pat thread?

Fucking ugh, she's not even wearing a bra and letting her droopy tits flop around.
SpergioLeonne said:
Secretly, he loves it, because his phones’ constant activity lets him pretend to be popular or important
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You know, it never occurred to me previously that this is why he always engages with anyone, via text or on social media, no matter what they say. It allows him to perpetuate the narrative in his head that he's such an alpha chad specimen of a man, so definitively the paragon of dangerous masculinity and artistic capability, of course all these atalker children harass him!

Probably someone else already pointed that out (a few times) but I hadn't put that together myself until just now.
 
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