Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

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Fong-Jones probably holds occasional Zoom meetings with a Kiwi Farms rogues gallery of lolcows with a grudge
What I wouldn't give to add Gunt and Cyrax on that call as a saboteur maneuver.

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He doesn't have to have any of those. He relies heavily on emotional and reputational blackmail.

"Reputational risk" is the name of his game in business parlance. Tech companies aren't exactly willing to stick their necks out for our humble gossip treehouse when hordes of screeching troons could dogpile them out of business fot it. Nobody wants to be known in the sector as "enablers of the cyberstalkers who bully and harass heckin' valid UwU twanswamyn to self-deletion".
I’m honestly shocked at how many people don’t get this.

Business owners won’t even tell Karen to fuck off when she’s trying to scam free shit off of them, because she might leave a bad Yelp review. When some tech company is told that if they don’t cut off access to some “stalker” forum they’ve never heard of, then they’re basically an accessory to murder… yeah, I’m not surprised it happens. And if they do tell Elliott to fuck off, he just goes to their other clients and tells them the same junk.

Besides, he probably does have at least a few more-or-less-solid contacts because he doesn’t separate his personal life from his professional one. Who knows how many people are in his extended circle of fuckbuddies (excuse me, “polycule”), or where they all are.
 
The money cannot run forever, I was always wary of the (majorly self-reported) claims that brickface is a millionaire.
Liz Fong-Jones at some point owned a million dollar home in New York I believe

So technically yes millionaire in terms of net worth, probably on a salary of over 100k in current position, doubt we're talking millions in the bank here though
 
This thread really makes me appreciate how funny asian racism can be. You're never too old to see "CHING CHONG CHING CHONG" in all caps and it not be hilarious.
Chinee is a funny sounding language even if you're not trying to be racist and are just reading about eunuchs in China on Wikipedia the Free Encyclopedia

"
  • Gang Bing – patron saint of Chinese eunuchs who castrated himself to demonstrate loyalty to the Yongle Emperor"
 
Honeycomb.io, a company itself with extremely murky finances itself.
Golly gee willikers I wonder where the money for these 'employees' you're talking about could possibly come from? I'm sure the troon infested company would certainly not pay for some 'secretaries' to help out their Chief Do-Nothing Faggot to do whatever it is he is trying to do.

Sure as shit hope this could not be found out during the lawsuit and bring it to light to whoever is investing in this sham of a company, it would be awful if they also sued, oh no.
 
I was in that thread when it happened. I was one of the ones who reported it.
We are going to have to have you testify to that if this ever goes to court.

"Your honour, I'd like to call my first witness to the stand."
"State your name and occupation for the court."
"Meat Target, and I am the Chief Meaterologist at A&H"
 
Puppets move when many strings are pulled in tandem. If I had worked in concert with a certain loud-mouthed, brick faced cretin to deplatform a gossip site and caught wind of a potential lawsuit, I'd be shitting gravel.

Well, the yearly summer Kiwifarms show is due this year. Last August was rather dull compared to the previous two or three. I want TOTAL RETARD WAR in 2024.

He doesn't have to have any of those. He relies heavily on emotional and reputational blackmail.

"Reputational risk" is the name of his game in business parlance. Tech companies aren't exactly willing to stick their necks out for our humble gossip treehouse when hordes of screeching troons could dogpile them out of business for it. Nobody wants to be known in the sector as "enablers of the cyberstalkers who bully and harass heckin' valid UwU twanswamyn to self-deletion".

This in an on itself means nothing. As it's been pointed many times, they're notoriously hands-off about many things that would be considered a "reputational risk".

I'm still suspicious that Michael Janke, her ex glowie father and well connected contractor is playing some kind of behind the scenes coordination role with anyone with an axe to grind against the farms.

Well, do remember that he had close ties with Cloudfare and Washington and also strangely copious amounts of money, much more than Brickface.
Fong-Jones probably holds occasional Zoom meetings with a Kiwi Farms rogues gallery of lolcows with a grudge--at least those with skillsets and connections she can use. Michael Janke would certainly be one. That stuff about his grotesque, horror movie villain daughter is chilling to read.

That would be hilarious, I´m imagining a PVCC-esque meeting between Mike and Bella Janke, Keffals, LFJ, Ethan Ralph, Nick Fuentes, Kanye West, Marjorie Taylor Greene, the ghost of Byuu, the goth faggot from RationalWiki, Fighteer from TVTropes, Kevin Gibes, Penny of the Tranch, Dobson and FoodieBeauty in full raghead regalia all drawn in Chris-Chan style.

Liz Fong-Jones at some point owned a million dollar home in New York I believe

So technically yes millionaire in terms of net worth, probably on a salary of over 100k in current position, doubt we're talking millions in the bank here though

A million dollars might be a lot for an average joe, but not that much for somebody who's employing it in hiring associates, traveling internationally, paying hackers and so on and so forth, without taking into consideration the usual tranny expenses (Ugly clothes, pointless nerd stuff, expensive computer rigs, medical expenses...)
Golly gee willikers I wonder where the money for these 'employees' you're talking about could possibly come from? I'm sure the troon infested company would certainly not pay for some 'secretaries' to help out their Chief Do-Nothing Faggot to do whatever it is he is trying to do.

Sure as shit hope this could not be found out during the lawsuit and bring it to light to whoever is investing in this sham of a company, it would be awful if they also sued, oh no.

What if everything is leading to a fight between Null and the Antichrist?

Isn't his father a lawyer in San Francisco? Null should contact him lol.

I wonder what his thoughts must be, if he had any.
 
What would a potential lawsuit actually entail here? I know everybody is saying this counts as tortious interference, but would a judge be likely to accept that? I'd assume if it did go to court Elliot could basically just say "I was informing these companies of the actions of one of their clients, who then chose to stop serving them of their own accord." What's the criminal aspect?

Obviously I'd prefer it if Elliot gets nailed in court here, I'm just not particularly optimistic.
 
What would a potential lawsuit actually entail here? I know everybody is saying this counts as tortious interference, but would a judge be likely to accept that? I'd assume if it did go to court Elliot could basically just say "I was informing these companies of the actions of one of their clients, who then chose to stop serving them of their own accord." What's the criminal aspect?

Obviously I'd prefer it if Elliot gets nailed in court here, I'm just not particularly optimistic.
See here:
Null owns the Farms and Lolcow, LLC. It is his business. AFAIK, both can be named as plaintiffs.

Here's how Wikipedia defines "tortious interference":

Brickface has been going to the ends of the earth to disrupt Null's business, and lying to Internet infrastructure providers about TOS violations (they never tell Null which TOS the Farms supposedly violated).

On top of that: Dong Gone and Keffals launched their campaign because we have evidence of them breaking the law (the consent accident, Catboy Ranch, and the troonshine), which they want memory-holed. It's not about Byuu or Chloe Sagal.

And since DDOS attacks are crimes, that makes them accessories to crimes. It's no different than demanding that ADT disable someone's home security system so that their house is easier to burglarize.
It would be like burglars wanting to steal from a house, so they call ADT and have them disable the homeowner's security system.
 
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This thread really makes me appreciate how funny asian racism can be. You're never too old to see "CHING CHONG CHING CHONG" in all caps and it not be hilarious.

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This is a beautiful traditional Chinese song in honor of Liz Dong-Gone. It was masterfully covered by a methed out ip2 whore, and was even played on Null's MATI podcast.

Thread tax: If I ever met Liz in real life the sight of him would trigger uncontrollable laughter. He's so disturbingly ugly that my brain would see his visage as such an abomination that it would trigger a humor response as a coping mechanism. It would be so violent that I may die from laugher.
 
Philip Alexander Sisson
Parents: Tammy Lea Patterson and Jack Douglas Sisson
Grandparents:
Clarence Robert Patterson and Edith Ann Crawford
Walter Lee Sisson and Wilma Jean Unruh

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https://obituaries.enidnews.com/obituary/edith-moler-746585562 (a)

Great-grandparents:
Angus Patterson and Ossie Hubbard
Lester T Crawford and Earnestine Lorraine Shook
Carl Hinckley Sisson and Eva Lynn Haynes
Jonas J. Unruh and Mildred Jantzen

From there you can follow most of the family history back several more generations on Find A Grave with the exception of Walter Sisson's parents.

Carl Sisson was born to Perry E. Sisson and Mary Belle (Mabel) Brazel
Perry Sisson was born in Wisconsin in 1871 to Esek Sisson and Malinda Johnson.
Malinda Johnson's parents were Lyman Johnson, born in Vermont in 1804 and Elizabeth Kramer, born in New York in 1801.
Mabel Brazel was born in Wisconsin in 1877 to Harden Andrew Brazel, born in Wisconsin in 1847, and Caroline Morrison, born in Iowa in 1854.
Harden's parents were William Brazel, born in Illinois in 1809 and Mary Steele, born in North Carolina in 1809. Caroline's parents were both born in Ohio around 1820.
Eva Lynn Haynes was born to Charles Walker Haynes and Lillie Hugart, who were both born in Kentucky in the 1860s to parents who were also born in Kentucky to parents born in Kentucky.

All of these people are recorded in census records as white. None of them appear on any tribal rolls. The majority are white settlers and colonizers with a few Eastern European immigrants thrown in for good measure (the Unruhs and Jantzens).

Philip Alexander Sisson is not a person of color in any sense of the word.


Edit: Sorry, I didn't notice that Earnestine Shook's parents weren't linked in her Find A Grave entry.
Guy Clifford Shook born in 1882 in Iowa and Emma Edith Holtz born in 1884 in Iowa. None of their parents were Native either.
Also please note that Lester Crawford's parents were participants in the 1893 Cherokee Strip Land Run, where they directly benefited from the Cherokees being forced off the land they had been promised in the 1836 Treaty of New Echota (which is the treaty that ended up in the Cherokee Removal/Trail of Tears).

The fact that he's claiming to be Indigenous is further perpetuating his family's history of profiting off of theft from Native people. :)
 
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I was in that thread when it happened. I was one of the ones who reported it.
Same I saw it happen live. It was gone in under 20 minutes, which means for Dong to have a screen shot ready to go for the media and to send to Clownflare that Brickfaced faggot did it himself, or someone under his orders did it, it just wasn't there long enough for any other option, that shit was planned and coordinated, probably by Donger and that fucking traitor Brad Manning. That fuck should have been executed for treason when he got caught. He should have been picked up and dumped in GITMO to rot.
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Same I saw it happen live. It was gone in under 20 minutes, which means for Dong to have a screen shot ready to go for the media and to send to Clownflare that Brickfaced faggot did it himself, or someone under his orders did it, it just wasn't there long enough for any other option, that shit was planned and coordinated.
And that account had been dormant for years until then. It came back out of nowhere and made that fedpost.

So either the owner was waiting to strike for years, or the account was hacked. It's why Null implemented the Fresh Meat label, and encouraged everyone to enable 2FA.

On top of that, don't forget that they attempted to hack into the code and obtain email addresses. Null was able to shut it down before they could do any real damage.

I can't be arsed to go find it RN, but I remember seeing screenshots of DropKiwiFarms people on other sites openly saying they made accounts to case our infrastructure and sabotage it.

If we didn't live in a Clown World where fags and troons are treated as above-the-law royalty, then Brickface, Keffals, and all their toadies would be behind bars by now.
 
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