Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Would Fat cheat on Niki?

I don't think any other women would appreciate Fatrick's pick up line.

"Excuse me ma'am. You look really pretty. Would you like to get a motel and have me watch black men fart into your vagina?"

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Don't forget Nick Rekieta. He's bucking hard.
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It's hard to beat out Rekieta and his collection of balldos and defense of Dick and Veto. As well as his side character Drexal. The most niggers of niggers I've seen that are also a lolcow.

 

[FinnSven]

I don't think any other women would appreciate Fatrick's pick up line.

"Excuse me ma'am. You look really pretty. Would you like to get a motel and have me watch black men fart into your vagina?"

What if she says yes on the condition that it is Hispanic men?

Or would Fatrick spit in her face for being such a foul pervert?

 

[Procrastinhater]

Jesus Christ dude

Not quite...

 

[Troon_Patrol]

Would Fat cheat on Niki?

Assuming he manages to find an insane chubby chaser woman with severe mental illnesses.

I really doubt fatty could afford a hooker at this point in his life. Seeing him at the "drink for free? Maybe?" bar was indicative he's probably giving his allowance beer money to his mommy mother in law. Going off what I'm reading here, I believe Niki's mom and whole family really, really must not like him very much to begin with and then she covered his 32K clusterfuck. I forgot myself but in Milwaukee it's a community property state meaning Niki is on the hook for that money just as much as fatty is, legally speaking. If I were Lynn I would save my daughter from contempt of court, pay the 32K and come up with a 5 minute written contract stating the 32 thousand is a loan and is to be repaid by Patrick and give the terms for that repayment. Whatever passive income Patrick may have I wouldn't be surprised at all it went from drinking money to Lynn Robinson's bank account once a month/week/whatever.

Fatty cropped from the Robinsons' Christmas Card, this looks like it was taken at least 5 years ago.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Am i the only one who has been having erotic dreams involving Patrick lately?

I mean, the tought that he may be divorcing soon does open the opportunity to have a first hand experience of how strange must be waking up next to Pat, as his greasy belly button rubs of your back in a hot and humid early milwaukee morning, as he gently rubs his badly chaven chin against your nape and whispers

"worry not, child, i shall protect you from any stalkers who want to steal you from me"

i mean i can't be the only one curious about how to respond to a situation like that, right?

That's very charitable.

First of all, you assume Rick actually uses a bed like a human person would.
I doubt that, I'm sure he probably get drunk and sleeps on the couch, which is convenient because otherwise they'd need to get a bariatric bed and those are kind of expensive. Plus with all that pork grease you'd have to throw away the mattress every month or so if you didn't want it growing exotic microbes known to live only within Patrick's generous teat rolls.

Second, Rick would expect you to work, protect him from the stalkers, tell him how great he is all the time, etc. while he ignored you.
The most erotic interaction you'd have is him stopping you while you walked through the living room so he could tell you about what an idiot this one guy on Twitter is.

Maybe if he was feeling extra saucy he'd ask you to help him take a bath (He can't fit into the shower anymore you see so you need to hose him down in a kiddie pool in the back yard. It's a little like bathing an elephant but a lot smellier).

So basically your dream is wrong on every count, stalker.

 

[keytar]

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"STALKERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in the neighbourhood before. There could be STALKERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his fat bitch tits. "I ATE NIGGERS" he thought. Sweet Meats are Made of These reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $90 gimmick whiskey circulated through his cholesterol ridden veins and washes away his (unmerited) fear of stalkers after dark. "With a Rustang, you can barely go anywhere you want" he to himself, out loud.

This nearly made me spit beer onto my keyboard. Continuing to make amusing posts constitutes felony beverage harassment. Prison awaits, stalker.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

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Spoiler: polisperging

homelessness is a choice made by the catastrophically mentally ill and/or the severely addicted. the terms "homelessness" and "drug problem" are distinctions without difference. even the term "homeless" is political, which makes it funny that these retards needed a new sanctimonious PC term for it ala "unhoused person" - actually an effect of Deconstructionism. homelessness is not a naturally occurring phenomenon. the reality is that there are too many people for whom the willful act of homelessness is preferable to just doing something and not complaining; they don't want to get off the streets because that means having to work and be responsible.

the only reason pat hasn't joined them is that his drug is shxitter, and like any well-conditioned maniac, he'll do anything to keep spitting his insane faggotry into the void.

 

[Piggle Rick]

That's very charitable.

First of all, you assume Rick actually uses a bed like a human person would.
I doubt that, I'm sure he probably get drunk and sleeps on the couch, which is convenient because otherwise they'd need to get a bariatric bed and those are kind of expensive. Plus with all that pork grease you'd have to throw away the mattress every month or so if you didn't want it growing exotic microbes known to live only within Patrick's generous teat rolls.

Second, Rick would expect you to work, protect him from the stalkers, tell him how great he is all the time, etc. while he ignored you.
The most erotic interaction you'd have is him stopping you while you walked through the living room so he could tell you about what an idiot this one guy on Twitter is.

Maybe if he was feeling extra saucy he'd ask you to help him take a bath (He can't fit into the shower anymore you see so you need to hose him down in a kiddie pool in the back yard. It's a little like bathing an elephant but a lot smellier).

So basically your dream is wrong on every count, stalker.

Also, he couldn’t even give you a decent reacharound with those hooves/trotters.
I think I might be sick now.

 

[AnOminous]

It seems to be what guys like Jim and Rekieta did, they get SWATed and it seems to be a case of them being away from the camera for a couple of minutes.

And this gives the retard doing it zero satisfaction. Basically totally cockblocks them. Best way not to let the idiots win. Rick gives the idiots win after win after win after win.

 

[Meat Target]

Would Fat cheat on Niki?

Assuming he manages to find an insane chubby chaser woman with severe mental illnesses.

He not-so-secretly wants to fuck Brianna Wu.

 

[AnOminous]

He not-so-secretly wants to fuck Brianna Wu.

Tbh Fatty cucking Frank Wu would be best possible universe material. Give that faggot chink a real reason to make that soy screamface.

 

[Pickle Built]

Would Patty the Fatty Watty even be able to get his pork rinds to stick far out enough that his gunt wouldn't just be flamboyantly slapping Wu's hank hill ass?

 

[Things Once Remembered]

Wrong as always atalker child. Your delusional and quite horrifying dreams are inaccurate to the real fatrick. You have been instructed to stop posting on this board, many thousands of times, doing so constitutes felony posting harassment.

In all seriousness though, he'd atalker child his wife every morning. His first one cheated on him and divorced his ass, and the discussion around Nikki looking miserable and shit being dragged into interviews in his gay media tours tells me she's miserable with Fatrick. I can only speculate though but he probably believes he's a tough guy because he could bully his ex wife and current wife.

As I love to point out, never forget that Patrick is a Never Trumper Real Conservative™ who everyone should take very seriously as a very serious and manly tough guy who argues for government housing and whatever else the WEF wants to push.

 

[Divine right to rule]

I really doubt fatty could afford a hooker at this point in his life. Seeing him at the "drink for free? Maybe?" bar was indicative he's probably giving his allowance beer money to his mommy mother in law. Going off what I'm reading here, I believe Niki's mom and whole family really, really must not like him very much to begin with and then she covered his 32K clusterfuck. I forgot myself but in Milwaukee it's a community property state meaning Niki is on the hook for that money just as much as fatty is, legally speaking. If I were Lynn I would save my daughter from contempt of court, pay the 32K and come up with a 5 minute written contract stating the 32 thousand is a loan and is to be repaid by Patrick and give the terms for that repayment. Whatever passive income Patrick may have I wouldn't be surprised at all it went from drinking money to Lynn Robinson's bank account once a month/week/whatever.

Fatty cropped from the Robinsons' Christmas Card, this looks like it was taken at least 5 years ago.


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It amuses me that Nikki's family members are all in stereotypical and easily understandible "couples poses", in contrast, Pat looks like an obese, yet smug homosexual that crashed the family photo.

The in-laws seem to agree, they cut him out altogether.
They are probably happy that Nikki's egg carton is empty, they can ignore him rather easily with no low-iq Tomlinson spawns running around. One of the only times when the elderly are glad to not getting grandkids from one of their children.
They would either be half-Pat or half-Nigger both possibilities would be a curse upon their house.

 

[AnOminous]

It amuses me that Nikki's family members are all in stereotypical and easily understandible "couples poses", in contrast, Pat looks like an obese, yet smug homosexual that crashed the family photo.

He's not even hover-handing. It's like he has no relation whatsoever to anyone else in the picture. But his smug, gay, and extremely fat expression says that he thinks he's the main person in the photograph.

Apparently the Robinsons disagreed and removed this "one of these things is not like the others" faggot from it with extreme prejudice.

I honestly wonder if this utter faggot even noticed he was cut out of the family picture. He's so narcissistic it would send him into an extremely corpulent rage, but he's also so narcissistic he might not even pay any attention to things like family pictures.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

I really doubt fatty could afford a hooker at this point in his life. Seeing him at the "drink for free? Maybe?" bar was indicative he's probably giving his allowance beer money to his mommy mother in law. Going off what I'm reading here, I believe Niki's mom and whole family really, really must not like him very much to begin with and then she covered his 32K clusterfuck. I forgot myself but in Milwaukee it's a community property state meaning Niki is on the hook for that money just as much as fatty is, legally speaking. If I were Lynn I would save my daughter from contempt of court, pay the 32K and come up with a 5 minute written contract stating the 32 thousand is a loan and is to be repaid by Patrick and give the terms for that repayment. Whatever passive income Patrick may have I wouldn't be surprised at all it went from drinking money to Lynn Robinson's bank account once a month/week/whatever.

Fatty cropped from the Robinsons' Christmas Card, this looks like it was taken at least 5 years ago.


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Nice background for your family Christmas card, stupid.

Looks like some kind of deployment send off picture?

 

[Next Task]

Would Fat cheat on Niki?

Not a doubt in my mind that yes, he would. I also doubt he'd be given the opportunity to, though.

 

[AnOminous]

Not a doubt in my mind that yes, he would. I also doubt he'd be given the opportunity to, though.

Pat will cheat if in the mood
He will cheat on her with a dude
He will cheat on her every day
Because he is so fucking gay

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I believe there's footage of Pat actually childing people in public, from when he was part of a group 'policing' outside a convention so no wrongthinkers were allowed. So, yes, he's exactly the guy who talks shit only when he feels safe.

He did, and he couldn't even look at the guy as he walked past and threw out some snarky comment like a Marvel hero. Definitely the right move, wrongthinkers can steal your soul with only the briefest of momentary eye contacts. Not the move of a terrified pussy at all, you see. That's you being mistaken, stalkerchild.

Fatrick sure likes to point out people paying 8 bucks a month for twitter, but conveniently leaves out he paid 5000 dollars to have his account unbanned.

And felt cheated because the tech guy his lawyer bribed and likely split the money with didn't restore his checkmark to its' rightful spot, resting secure in the fat bosom of his name. How will his fans find him? Well, first he has to find some fans. Not easily done when you're a terrible writer and abrasively combative in all online interactions.

Obesa bin Fatty launched his cowardly sneak attack on humanity on this day five years ago.

Nevar 4get.
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Never face the Big boot and a leg drop, brother. Lest to you may come a rending of clothes and the lamentation of the widows. Worst rassler ever. But he made lots of money and got very famous, making him the very best rassler ever in the true carnie sense. It's all very confusing. I think I need to drink my prayers and say my vitamins.

I have to admit, Pat has us bang to rights here. Unless YOU have fucked another human out of $54,000, stalker.

No?

He's got us there. Pat made Niki's mom his jabronie for sure. Top quality and very skillful fucking to be sure.

Do you think he'll ease off the gas, even a little bit?

No chance. It's full speed into every brick wall he can find. This rustang has no brakes, probably literally if he did the brake work himself, like his legal motion (I don't believe any lawyer helped him draw that up or even reviewed it until the day of court). On his death bed he will be child stalkering the hospice nurses. "No, I did not poop my bed, That is your delusion stalker nurse child. I hope they abuse him and steal his few remaining valuables and all his candy. And they will, because they will hate him and certainly won't respect him with his pissy weak voice and horrible attitude problems.