What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

[Omen_Sulk]

The fact that the video is full of amazed and scared negroes looking at the thing all with their phones should have been an indicative.

Even I suspected it was an art piece, but why drop it in the middle of a carpark? So was the art piece supposed to make out African immigrants were morons?

 

[goh]

So was the art piece supposed to make out African immigrants were morons?

No that's just normal.

 

[Conan]

Should we find intelligent extraterrestrial life, I fully believe it is not life from beyond the stars but demons.
Should we not find intelligent extraterrestrial life, I fully believe our governments would fabricate an encounter to perpetrate their usual terrors.

 

[Dambusters' Dog II]

Even I suspected it was an art piece, but why drop it in the middle of a carpark? So was the art piece supposed to make out African immigrants were morons?

Niggers are uniquely guileless and open with their emotions. David Blaine made his career out of this:

It doesn't matter if they're American, Caribbean or African, they act like that naturally. Some black American academics in grievance studies are rude about Louis Armstrong and say he had a negative effect for "acting stereotyped" or something, but he was just doing what came naturally to him, instead of forcing himself to act like a white person.

 

[Omen_Sulk]

Should we find intelligent extraterrestrial life, I fully believe it is not life from beyond the stars but demons.
Should we not find intelligent extraterrestrial life, I fully believe our governments would fabricate an encounter to perpetrate their usual terrors.

From all the alleged whistleblower stuff I've seen, they say Aliens exist, but they aren't interested in some old fashioned whip you to build the new stargate masterplan. The US Government agreed to allow Humans to be taken for experimentation in exchange to provide Alien tech. The Aliens probably consider Earth nothing more than a nature reserve with a bunch of slightly more intelligent apes.

Most of this is conjecture though. Although the recent Committee hearing had former intelligence go on record to say there is alien tech and aliens, and wouldn't go any further due to classification.

More former Raytheon and CIA guys are saying Weather Control, Earthquakes and DEW's are no longer science fiction. And can be used against certain countries to force them into agreements or concessions. Not in a US vs Russia vs China sort of way. But in a Globalist Corporations vs everyone kind of way.

 

[Roland TB-303]

That’s the plot to the X-Files, word for word,

 

[Ewan McGregor]

The creature we know as the goofy, friendly character Sonic the Hedgehog is actually a demon that was known as Aoinezumi by the ancient japanese and as Soenicus by the medieval monks of the Catholic Church. Soenicus is able to hijack the minds of unsuspecting people developing an obsession where the host human will feel compelled to talk constantly about him, worship him and draw his image everywhere. It is said that Soenicus can see from any of his iterations and every time any of the humans he infests draws him he acquires power around the area where his image has been drawn and can watch from its eyes. Associating with Soenicus in any way, shape or form will bring utter ruin for the person that does it as well as any other person that interacts with that person such as family, friends, neighbors or coworkers, as Soenicus finds human misery and pain fucking hilarious.

 

[NevskyProspekt]

New Orleans is known for a high density of black magic practitioners, I always wondered how much this fact could weight on many of the things that go on down there, including Katrina

I'm pretty sure Katrina was so bad because it's a corrupt, sprawling city in a geographic below-grade bowl next to the ocean in Hurricane Alley. You don't need black magic to cause the place to have horrific physical and human damage when the 'right' climactic conditions come barreling through. The French shouldn't have built a city there to begin with. One could say the same about Houston.

 

[teriyakiburns]

The French shouldn't have built a city there to begin with. One could say the same about Houston.

In fairness to the French, it wasn't in a bowl when they built it. Subsidence from ground-water pumping and the erosion of the delta, along with the destruction of mangrove stands along the coast (not to mention the extensive canalisation work done over the years, to trap the mississippi in its current course) mean that the city is much more vulnerable to storm surges and flooding today.

 

[Named User]

The Ruby Franke / 8 Passengers story is fake

 

[Buttigieg2020]

Aliens are fake.

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

I 100% believe Kanye said the "I like hitler" stuff to tank his net worth and brand deals at the tail end of divorce proceedings with Kim.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

More former Raytheon and CIA guys are saying Weather Control, Earthquakes and DEW's are no longer science fiction. And can be used against certain countries to force them into agreements or concessions. Not in a US vs Russia vs China sort of way. But in a Globalist Corporations vs everyone kind of way.

You can add digital currency to the list and to a latter extent, one world government.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

More former Raytheon and CIA guys are saying Weather Control, Earthquakes and DEW's are no longer science fiction. And can be used against certain countries to force them into agreements or concessions. Not in a US vs Russia vs China sort of way. But in a Globalist Corporations vs everyone kind of way.

I will just reiterate the "aliens aren't what most people think they are" caller on Art Bell was real and the guy who called in later saying it was a prank wasn't the same person

 

[General Disarray]

I'm watching Answers with Joe with my morning joe, and the last episode was on Big Glitter. I haven't heard him say my theory on who, and why:

The US Government. But not for paint on top-secret jets, but using fine coated aluminum particles to block/reflect sun and change weather patterns to advance the Great Reset.

I love the smell of coffee, weed and conspiracy theories in the morning.

 

[AverageQuarianEnjoyer]

The creature we know as the goofy, friendly character Sonic the Hedgehog is actually a demon that was known as Aoinezumi by the ancient japanese and as Soenicus by the medieval monks of the Catholic Church. Soenicus is able to hijack the minds of unsuspecting people developing an obsession where the host human will feel compelled to talk constantly about him, worship him and draw his image everywhere. It is said that Soenicus can see from any of his iterations and every time any of the humans he infests draws him he acquires power around the area where his image has been drawn and can watch from its eyes. Associating with Soenicus in any way, shape or form will bring utter ruin for the person that does it as well as any other person that interacts with that person such as family, friends, neighbors or coworkers, as Soenicus finds human misery and pain fucking hilarious.

Did you just write the plot to sonic.exe?

 

[Jean ValJean]

The Ruby Franke / 8 Passengers story is fake

IDK, it reminds me a lot of this one:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/hart-family-donald-glover-atlanta-b2046699.html

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I was googling around and it says they lowered it to 1300 this year. No fuckin' way. There's still 700 people missing. It's the south, I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of people didn't get counted because they didn't have an SSN, ID, whatever.

Yes, or a fixed address. Quite a few of the prominent local long-term homeless haven't been seen since then. It's noticeable, people ask whatever happened to whoever, and the answer is usually a shrug and no one's seen them since the storm. It's not like they would seek shelter either before, during, or after the storm. Generally they have to be forced during freeze days. THE NOPD wasn't doing that, they were abandoning the city and their jobs to save/evac their families. I can't exactly blame them, either. But a few took advantage of the chaos to loot ATM machines and steal from car dealerships. It's not like that part's even a conspiracy theory, there were plenty of news stories about it.

Yes, or a fixed address. Quite a few of the prominent local long-term homeless haven't been seen since then. It's noticeable, people ask whatever happened to whoever, and the answer is usually a shrug and no one's seen them since the storm. It's not like they would seek shelter either before, during, or after the storm. Generally they have to be forced during freeze days. THE NOPD wasn't doing that, they were abandoning the city and their jobs to save/evac their families. I can't exactly blame them, either. But a few took advantage of the chaos to loot ATM machines and steal from car dealerships. It's not like that part's even a conspiracy theory, there were plenty of news stories about it.

The actual conspiracy theory is that the Feds shipped thousands of local young black men to FEMA death camps in the swamp. Never seen the slightest hint that's true. I doubt the FEMA Fuckheads could pull off anything like that. Not that they wouldn't, but they fucked up everything they got near. Amazing incompetence and terrible attitudes. After all, it's not like any of them live in New Orleans, so what did they care? They probably would have mailed the paperwork and documented proof to CNN. That's why there was such a big prepper push among the smarter ctitzenry after that.

 

[Betonhaus]

The actual conspiracy theory is that the Feds shipped thousands of local young black men to FEMA death camps in the swamp. Never seen the slightest hint that's true. I doubt the FEMA Fuckheads could pull off anything like that. Not that they wouldn't, but they fucked up everything they got near. Amazing incompetence and terrible attitudes. After all, it's not like any of them live in New Orleans, so what did they care? They probably would have mailed the paperwork and documented proof to CNN. That's why there was such a big prepper push among the smarter ctitzenry after that.

Don't a lot of satanic rituals require human sacrifice?

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Don't a lot of satanic rituals require human sacrifice?

I mean, there was a Blackwater team there, but they were just pulling gold out of a bank vault so far as I know. They rappelled into Armstrong park from a chopper instead of just landing at the airport and driving in, but the airport was pretty far from the bank across a mostly flooded Jefferson Parish.

I personally think that they just wanted to look cool.