Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

[Super Collie]

So, it's no secret that I'm an ex-goon. I've joked about it in the past. This might be a bit autistic/powerlevely of me, but whenever Lowtax banned pretty much all of the furries from SA but allowed Shmorky to stay I was one of the handful of people who harbored some amount of resentment toward the website. "Doxing" was not a thing back then, but we were still trying to dig up his personal information. Here's some more crap that may not have been covered yet.

Shmorky does a pretty good job of covering up his birthday, apparently his ex didn't even know his actual age. Shmorky was born September 5th, 1980, making him 35 years old. This is sourced from the "Dave Kelly (artist)" page at World Wizzy (archive.is), which is a snapshot of Wikipedia from about a decade ago. This page has since been scrubbed from Wikipedia. His birthday is sourced to an update on his personal website posted on his birthday in 2002 which has been specifically deleted from the site AND excluded from archive.org. This seems awfully suspicious, so I have reason to believe that this is in fact his actual birthday.

He formerly solicited for PayPal donations with the email address "UserAugust9547@cs.com". Dropping this into Google results in "Anne Kelly" (archive.is), which is probably his mother. Note the address, because "David J Kelly" here shares it (archive.is). That said, there is a fair chance that this is probably him (archive.is).

This is sort of well known, but he also formerly went by the alias "Cave Deli" which might be worth adding to the thread title, as well as "DaveBunny", his username on furry art site VCL.

He formerly hosted an oekaki (drawing) board for babyfur and cub art. The artist "Dejection" on the oekaki Deep Thinking Perverts mentions "Cave Deli" in the comments of his art (archive.is).

Yeah, Dave Kelly went by Cave Deli. Xod didn't disappear 4 years ago. It was 3, if you search the board he posted something in February 05. I'm not 100% on the math, but looking at my drawings I can see when they were edited last and know that I started about 6 years ago. I think you joined DTP shortly after it opened, yes...The Dave Kelly boards went down probably 4 years ago.

Dave is a babyfur that ran to join SA, but they don't know about it there. Every time I see him post I want to call him out on it, because he was REALLY WEIRD and used to try to cyber me when I was 16 or so and he was in his 30's. I just don't like the guy. Waccoon's board has a lot less crazy and drama, I like it better even though some of the cool people are gone.

The age doesn't quite line up, but I'm just assuming that Shmorky has been lying about his age forever. There are some other spiteful comments on that page, plus some more communication from Dejection.

 

[InLivingTuna]

The age doesn't quite line up, but I'm just assuming that Shmorky has been lying about his age forever.

This would theoretically match up with schizo said, as you pointed out. It's not real proof of anything but still good info.

I'm going to add your entire post to the OP since all of it is pretty useful. This "Cave Deli" username could potentially lead us somewhere, can a mod add it to the thread title?

 

[Hodor]

With that voice, I honestly wouldn't be fucking surprised if he really was a serial killer. Freaky shit.

 

[Beaniebon]

With that voice, I honestly wouldn't be fucking surprised if he really was a serial killer. Freaky shit.

Being murdered by a giant man wearing a yarn wig with a voice that rivals SpongeBob's would be the most surreal experience ever.

 

[sourrascal]

Because no doctor in their right mind would ever give him access to HRT, he could have brought it off the internet I guess, but female hormones cause infertility and erectile disfunction, so I'd bet he's not actually interested in them for the same reason all the other fetishists aren't.

Tons of gender counselors aren't in their right mind though. It seems like based off what I read gatekeeping is not that strong a lot of people get it after one or two sessions.

 

[repentance]

Tons of gender counselors aren't in their right mind though. It seems like based off what I read gatekeeping is not that strong a lot of people get it after one or two sessions.

It's not even gender counsellors in particular. All that is required for prescription of HRT under the standards is that the person has been diagnosed with gender dysphoria. This is the actual DSM requirement for a diagnosis of gender dysphoria. The bar is pretty low.

http://www.dsm5.org/documents/gender dysphoria fact sheet.pdf

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Because no doctor in their right mind would ever give him access to HRT, he could have brought it off the internet I guess, but female hormones cause infertility and erectile disfunction, so I'd bet he's not actually interested in them for the same reason all the other fetishists aren't.

The crazy ex said they only had penetrative sex once in two years together, when they were both drunk. So I don't think he's too hung up about that, unless he jacks off a lot. Who knows.

 

[sourrascal]

I read the whole thing with Shmorky's ex. I thought it was a lot more articulate than I would have expected given how crazy she is. But I'm still not sure what she's supposed to be lying about. Is it just that Lowtax is supposed to be a bad parent? It would be hilarious if everything she said was true. Is lying about the abuse?

 

[InLivingTuna]

Aright, another update, and theres lot this time around. I went searching for a Skype and found it:

The birthday is the same as the Wikipedia page but the year is different, meaning he lied about his age AGAIN. It also revealed that his tranny name is "Daisy Kay". Searching that name took me to his Facebook:

Link (requires a Facebook account but it is public)
Archive
Archived friends list
Archived photos

Now for the fun part. I went through all of David's posts up to January of this year and it's an absolute mess:

I'd advise reading all of these because they're a fucking gold mine.

Spoiler: The Adventures of Yarn Haired Tranny

(pulling a Brianna Wu over schizo)

(general social justice sperging)

(bitching about Notch)

(bitching about Justin Roiland who is a much more successful animator than David will ever be)

(idk if this was directed at schizo, Lowtax, or someone else entirely)

(more proof he lives in Virginia)

(bitching about almond milk which somehow leads to capitalism)

(David used to post under the name "skeletontits" apparently)

Also, more pictures of queen troon herself.


His Facebook page had a link to an archive of all his drawings, I'm guessing it was supposed to be some kind of Patreon perk but I got it emailed to me, I'm going to scrub it tomorrow to see if it really is as propaganda as people say. I've been told David's tumblr comic Butthug is full of sjw shit but I'm not as familiar with tumblr, if someone else is willing to search through that then be my guest.

 

[niggers]

man I was all hype about that bitchs stories til she started going out about demons and shit and hows she wants to die soooo bad guiz

god smiling on the retarded yet again. thats the only reason these two nutjobs didn't murder each other

 

[DuskEngine]

man I was all hype about that bitchs stories til she started going out about demons and shit and hows she wants to die soooo bad guiz

god smiling on the exceptional yet again. thats the only reason these two nutjobs didn't murder each other

I thought SoSe was supposed to be full of hard fuckers but half the thread is just people going 'UwU don't kill yourself mlady'

 

[Aquinas]

I thought SoSe was supposed to be full of hard fuckers but half the thread is just people going 'UwU don't kill yourself mlady'

You have to realize, these ARE goons after all.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

I thought SoSe was supposed to be full of hard fuckers but half the thread is just people going 'UwU don't kill yourself mlady'

Tends to happen here too when people that have been talked about suddenly show up. I'll be optimistic and say it's just a method to get more information on bigger cows, in this case Shmorky. Haven't read most of the thread though.

 

[PostRegretStressDisorder]

Also, more pictures of queen troon herself.

What. A. Fucking. Faggot.

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/shmorkfacebook16-png.125407/

Knew his ex was speaking da truth about this troon being a tweaker.

 

[repentance]

I thought SoSe was supposed to be full of hard fuckers but half the thread is just people going 'UwU don't kill yourself mlady'

That's a reputation which was pretty much manufactured by the mods and special snowflakes on SA rather than something SoSe tried to cultivate.

 

[fcgh vgcf]

I thought SoSe was supposed to be full of hard fuckers but half the thread is just people going 'UwU don't kill yourself mlady'

i think every single fucking forum on earth will have an underlining core of people that will prob. see someone going 'yeah i'm thinking about killing myself' and go 'oh that's fucked up, i should tell him/her not to do that'

 

[CatParty]

since he wants to be a cartoon we should call him a loony troon

 

[RM 810]

I thought a troon had to be a tranny to be a troon?

well it comes from trans goon so yes, you do have to be a tranny to be a troon. Or at least call yourself trans if we're separating trenders/fetishists from true and honest trannies now.

 

[CatParty]

since he wants to be a cartoon we should call him a cartroon

 

[fcgh vgcf]

since he wants to be a cartoon we should call him a cartroon

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