DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
He's fucking treating the story part like a fucking react video; he was maybe 5 minutes into continuing and paused three fucking times to run his fucking mouth.

Remember, he STILL HASN'T finished Chrono Trigger yet despite claiming he would 2 streams in a row
An's been disagreeing with me, because he knows how quickly someone should be able to get through the game; but he doesn't factor in DSP's retardation and ability to stall for no fucking reason. I'm saying it here; Chrono Trigger will require at least 2 more streams; one for The Black Omen, and one more to actually fucking finish it.
 
An's been disagreeing with me, because he knows how quickly someone should be able to get through the game; but he doesn't factor in DSP's retardation and ability to stall for no fucking reason. I'm saying it here; Chrono Trigger will require at least 2 more streams; one for The Black Omen, and one more to actually fucking finish it.

Don‘t forget how long Phil drew out Ragnarok to the point that it was torture, even for his viewers. He’ll do the same here, with the most asinine bullshit disguised as “content”.
 
Don‘t forget how long Phil drew out Ragnarok to the point that it was torture, even for his viewers. He’ll do the same here, with the most asinine bullshit disguised as “content”.
The amount of pausing in the fucking story is making me mad at the Internet. It's compounded by his pretending to figure out a character in story mode; you're gonna get anywhere from 1 to 4 or 5 fights with them before it changes; just find a basic three hit you can throw a special on at the end of and fucking be done with it... and he's losing rounds to the fucking AI... Phil should renege on any claims of being into fighting games.
 
An's been disagreeing with me, because he knows how quickly someone should be able to get through the game; but he doesn't factor in DSP's retardation and ability to stall for no fucking reason. I'm saying it here; Chrono Trigger will require at least 2 more streams; one for The Black Omen, and one more to actually fucking finish it.
Is Phil getting all the endings? (There's no way I'm watching him butcher games I love) That can take a bunch of streams.
 
Is Phil getting all the endings? (There's no way I'm watching him butcher games I love) That can take a bunch of streams.
No, he teased it a few times, but there's no way in hell I can see him getting multiple endings before dropping it (especially with MK1 out now and Lies of P on Tuesday or whenever). He keeps saying The Black Omen is the final dungeon, so I imagine he will be clearing it; but with how hard he's been stalling at every fucking step of the game, I refuse to believe he'll manage the whole dungeon and beat the game in the same stream. He'll be getting the Balloon ending, because if I'm remembering correctly, defeating Queen Zeal at the end of the Black Omen drops you off at the Day of Lavos, and while you can run away, Phil might/should go straight to the fight.

And dear God, Megan Fox really phoned in her lines with Nitara.
 
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Not to fed post, but I want to fucking stab Phil in the vocal chords. Stop fucking pausing the game and running your mouth, you're fucking retarded and your takes are more burned out than your gin addled brain.
I was counting the pauses because I like torturing myself, he did a total of 37 that I counted. Lots of pointless pigsplaining things.

This is just his way of dragging out the story, its not going well with $15 at the end.

Also his stalling is getting later and later at night. It seems his precious time with his wife has lost value.
 
How much of a shame marriage do they have if either of them can't have basic communication with eachother? DSP can't just go, "Hey honey don't spoil Starfield for me sound good?"
Reminds me of another super minor cow from some years back - Ryan Loomis I want to say, not sure.

Anyway, long story short is that he had a sock account (amusingly Null forced Butters/Professor Chaos avatars on them) and he was trying oh so desperately to make the sock look like it was being used by his brother. To the point he was saying things to the sock that literally made no sense if your supposed brother was in the same house as you, just in another room down the hallway, because then you could just go and talk in person.
 
Not even a 100$ for a brand new release? STEP IT UP PAYPIGS!

Or his extra SF6 stream strained the wallets of his cult too much?

Lastly: I read that Lies of P is an ok game but also with high difficulty spikes. I am waiting for Phil to gloat again when he beats a particular hard boss because chat tells him how to do things
 
We really need a return of DSP being racist compliations, he's not doing 'hello jew' anymore but he does shit like this all the time
I think SS asking him about that slave trade remark for the black girl spooked him a bit but he's still way more eager to go for asians. He just needs a game that gives him enough ammo for it.
 
So mid-month audit seeing as how we are halfway in the month now and with Phil it's a good way to gauge his audience since he can decline so quickly in comparison to other streamers. We all know it's due to his dependence on 3 whales at this point.

So as of today Sept 1st to today Sept 16th before the stream; $1,588 in tips.
In comparison to last month; $1,948, the total in August was $3,375.
Down 14.5% even if he earns another $1,588 he is still at $3,176 which yes is a few % down but it snowballs eventually.

Looking at Peace's spreadsheet it's undeniable that the evening streams are pointless now but for us, they provide the best milk. He cannot merge the streams because about 75% of his tips come from the pre-stream and then after he usually gets nothing or it's a whale getting attention post-pre-stream. There is definitely something going on with the whales we are on month 3 of really odd whale behavior. Something clearly obvious is too people tipping is probably at 30% it used to be about 40%.

His Youtube is fucked like beyond fucked, he is clearly asking for memberships to try and balance it out but the memberships have a limit because his stream viewers are getting lower and you can only give memberships to live viewers. His views on livestreams are going down too if he gets 400 he is lucky and when a reeeestreamer like An or Peace or Meerkat is restreaming good luck because he has 350 max at that point.

I think his Halloween event is going to be abysmal and we are going to get some really detached shit. His events progressively have been earning less and less and at this point he is beholden to whales to prop them.

Late month for Phil is when tips start to decline so next week we should see a major dip. If it's anything like August mid onward then we are in for a good time.
 
This clip perfectly sums up the pig;

Someone is trying to help him but he shouts them down with unfunny, racist ‘jokes’ that only he thinks are entertaining. He then proceeds to set off the traps the game was trying to warn him about and starts blaming the ‘broken’ game.
That clip is only surpassed by MGS3's Eva scenes where she explains crucial plot points or important details. DSP would ignore everything and just scream out the most retarded sexual joke or slobber over her cleavage and ignore everything. I think at one point Eva gives Snake a key and DSP completely forgets about that.
 
The question is how long the one who shall not be named can prop the membership numbers up. We are at 635 (were at 660 shortly) and bots or haters don't renew memberships. You think we might hit 1.000 this year once?
 
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