What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

[FatalTater]

Next weekend?
September 23?
I have heard something's supposed to happen then.
Not sure what. Probably something stupid.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

That's a sure bet.

 

[JesusChristDenton]

The creature we know as the goofy, friendly character Sonic the Hedgehog is actually a demon that was known as Aoinezumi by the ancient japanese and as Soenicus by the medieval monks of the Catholic Church. Soenicus is able to hijack the minds of unsuspecting people developing an obsession where the host human will feel compelled to talk constantly about him, worship him and draw his image everywhere. It is said that Soenicus can see from any of his iterations and every time any of the humans he infests draws him he acquires power around the area where his image has been drawn and can watch from its eyes. Associating with Soenicus in any way, shape or form will bring utter ruin for the person that does it as well as any other person that interacts with that person such as family, friends, neighbors or coworkers, as Soenicus finds human misery and pain fucking hilarious.

If we're gonna talk about conspiracies and Sonic, I suppose I should bring this up:

I believe that the original design for movie sonic wasn't even intended to be his final design, but was rather an attempt to get people's attention towards the movie. He was always intended to use his game design, they only went with a more ugly looking realistic design so people would get outraged and start focusing on the movie.

 

[Chromeo]

If we're gonna talk about conspiracies and Sonic, I suppose I should bring this up:

I believe that the original design for movie sonic wasn't even intended to be his final design, but was rather an attempt to get people's attention towards the movie. He was always intended to use his game design, they only went with a more ugly looking realistic design so people would get outraged and start focusing on the movie.
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I'd buy that. I mean, how could they have whipped up a better design so quickly otherwise?

 

[The Taco Santo!]

If we're gonna talk about conspiracies and Sonic, I suppose I should bring this up:

I believe that the original design for movie sonic wasn't even intended to be his final design, but was rather an attempt to get people's attention towards the movie. He was always intended to use his game design, they only went with a more ugly looking realistic design so people would get outraged and start focusing on the movie.
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Did he have a butthole like the CATS movie characters in that rumor? Autists and sexual degenerates need to know.

I mean, there was a Blackwater team there, but they were just pulling gold out of a bank vault so far as I know. They rappelled into Armstrong park from a chopper instead of just landing at the airport and driving in, but the airport was pretty far from the bank.

They also may or may not have helped rich people's Israeli security guard on Audobon Place murder a few people after the storm. I've heard yes, and I've heard no. The guard completely got away with it.

Niggers are uniquely guileless and open with their emotions. David Blaine made his career out of this

They believe in all kinds of magic and imaginary creatures and mind-reading and fortune-telling.

Proof:

Mobile's full of especially dumb blacks, but they're all like this to one degree or another. They have a childlike sense of wonder about the unseen world around them. That's why they love conspiracy stories. I bet every one in that story believes to this day there was a leprechaun there hiding up in that tree with a pot of gold buried underneath it. I love that artist's depiction, you know that sketch artist must have been losing it. I think that crackhead is actually an ogre or maybe a goblin, nice hat though. If I were a crackhead, I'd wander around in a bicorne hat all day and smoke crack.

 

[FatalTater]

I'm not sure I believe the theory that Disney made a movie called "Frozen" to make it harder for people to search up info about Walt Disney and cryogenics,
BUT if you try to look up where the old gods that were worshipped before Christianity got popular went, God Of War the video game will be all up in your search results. Coincidence?

For what it's worth, the old gods "went away" because it became illegal to worship them. I'm sure they loved that, if they were ever real.
Humans give me headaches no matter what century we're talking about.

 

[Betonhaus]

Banksy is a transvestite.

 

[Dambusters' Dog II]

Banksy is a transvestite.

As far as I know, Banksy is Robin Gunningham, and he got his nickname from calling himself "Robin Banks" as a pun, then dropping the only remaining part of his actual name. The auction houses who sell his works know exactly who he is. I think if he were a transvestite he'd try to milk it for publicity like Grayson Perry.

 

[Angry Alt Right Nerd]

All non-establishment right-wing groups, such as lolbertarians, alt-right, and neo-nazis, are a psyop honeypot designed to lure people who are generally too rebellious to go with the mainstream establishment and too dumb to manifest this in ways other than petty contrarianism into controlled opposition groups and infest them with retarded ideas.

 

[Roland TB-303]

All non-establishment right-wing groups, such as lolbertarians, alt-right, and neo-nazis, are a psyop honeypot designed to lure people who are generally too rebellious to go with the mainstream establishment and too dumb to manifest this in ways other than petty contrarianism into controlled opposition groups and infest them with retarded ideas.

So what you’re saying is the Feds did Jan 6? Interesting, interesting.

 

[Jotch]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/what-conspiracy-theories-do-you-believe-in.54870/post-16778712

Nothing anyone could ever hope to do would ever compare to the collapse of stars.
A handful of particles colliding vs tons more colliding with several times more energy.

Those satellites pick up gamma ray bursts coming from whole other galaxies. That power isn't all flash I say.

Obviously now it's not such a hot topic. But to those saying CERN breaks physics I say physics already is screwed up, but fortunetly they seem to keep to their own little pockets...
For now...

 

[SwanSwanson]

That a certain subset of the population are demons. Demons who have never been sad, have never been tired, and cannot remember being children and may have never really been children. These demons are unscrupulously focused on attaining power and authority for the purpose of causing harm, death, and suffering. They do this because it spiritually nourishes them, and they would have no other reason to exist otherwise.

Jobs demons are attracted to:

Teachers, police officers, politicians, management, nursing home workers, essentially any job that places other people under their command they pursue.

 

[Ewan McGregor]

That a certain subset of the population are demons. Demons who have never been sad, have never been tired, and cannot remember being children and may have never really been children. These demons are unscrupulously focused on attaining power and authority for the purpose of causing harm, death, and suffering. They do this because it spiritually nourishes them, and they would have no other reason to exist otherwise.

Jobs demons are attracted to:

Teachers, police officers, politicians, management, nursing home workers, essentially any job that places other people under their command they pursue.

I've head this theory before, and this intrigues me and I want to know more about it and probably subscribe to your newsletter.

 

[SwanSwanson]

I've head this theory before, and this intrigues me and I want to know more about it and probably subscribe to your newsletter.

Have you ever considered why every day interactions with people seem normal and sensible when you're not interacting with these types of people but whenever you are dealing with these types the hate and resentment they have for you is felt? Its strange how demons manage, the demons themselves want you to believe that they achieved their position through hard work, because they dont want you to see the truth that the main reason they've achieved their position is through sheer luck.

Another think that should be taken into account is that demons are only able to exist in industrialized nations.

 

[Betonhaus]

Lottery tickets in America are fake, with the winners predetermined. Doesn't help that odds are so bad that it takes multiple games for a winner to be found.

 

[Ewan McGregor]

why every day interactions with people seem normal and sensible

I barely can describe my everyday interactions as such

hate and resentment they have for you is felt

I don't think I have ever been hated, now that I think about it

demons are only able to exist in industrialized nations

I would dare say that if we're talking about people with total hate for fellow human beings, willingness and desire to do as much harm as possible and unparalelled apathy to human suffering at best, you'll find more of those in less westernized societies.

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

I know this is fucking autistic; I don't think this has been discussed here before, but I feel like I'm not the only one who has noticed this shit. Like just now. today.

Remember when people on the internet were complaining about egirls in the military making thrist traps with tactical gear and said that they were trying to psyop young impressionable boys into joining the military industrial complex? Well, it seems the same psyops that be are now targeting young, impressionable girls through video game characters (the Call of Duty series to clairfy) and cosplayers on tiktok.

(I'm too lazy quote this, so I'll just repost the screenshot I took):

The Call of Duty Franchise has already been accused of having ties to the US Military
supporting info

I know this is fucking autistic; I don't think this has been discussed here before, but I feel like I'm not the only one who has noticed this shit. Like just now. today.

Remember when people on the internet were complaining about egirls in the military making thrist traps with tactical gear and said that they were trying to psyop young impressionable boys into joining the military industrial complex? Well, it seems the same psyops that be are now targeting young, impressionable girls through video game characters (the Call of Duty series to clairfy) and cosplayers on tiktok.

(I'm too lazy quote this, so I'll just repost the screenshot I took):

COD is psyopping men to join the military and girls to pop out future soldiers

 

[Roland TB-303]

It’s hard not to look at this whole Russell Brand situation and consider it a conspiracy theory in the traditional sense where a group of powerful people have conspired to put into motion a certain set of events. They did the same thing to Julian Assange, it’s in their playbook. Putting aside whether he is guilty or not, the UK government should not be sending out letters to big tech demanding deplatforming and demonetisation before he’s even been charged of a crime. It’s guilty before proven innocent. It makes you wonder whether it’s his exposure of corruption in big pharma and government that led to powerful people making a few phone calls to shut him up. These big media blitzes when someone steps out of line are just too obvious for it not to be a coordinated attack. Regardless of your opinion on them the same thing happened to Julian Assange, Joe Rogan, Elon Musk, Donald Trump and others I’m probably forgetting to a lesser extent. The elite look after their own interests and they have to protect their profits even if it means bending the rules. That being said Brand is a drugged out slut and he probably did get too rough with a few girls but that’s something the courts should determine.

 

[The Feline Solution]

not sure if this counts as a conspiracy theory or not but given the state of the world and how troons seem to be doing everything in their power to force their way into every single bit of human life i would not be surprised one bit if it was an alien plot to allow them to blend in better with the rest of humanity. the idea of an alien pretending to be a human but not understanding how humans work as far as gender and sexual orientation is concerned would make sense and would explain why they would attempt to do everything in their power to cause chaos so that when a weird monster looking person shows up people will just assume they are trans or some other thing instead of an alien.

I'd be more accepting of ayys than of troons by now.

 

[Betonhaus]

I'd be more accepting of ayys than of troons by now.

depends on what macguffins the ayys have. Space station tech and colony ship fabs? yayyy Mind manipulation and body corruption? nayyy