Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Real Mayun]

MIDI is an ancestral cultural tradition of mine.

https://soundcloud.com/tali76

 

[Procrastinhater]

Especially this bit.

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Elective surgery double whammy.
And I'm sure implants under 18 requires parental approval. Right?

She's gonna rupture those fake tiddies and cause herself even more medical problems than usual with Pooners.
Fucking insane silly little girls.

Her movements alone makes me clock her. Then you have her way of speaking, video editing style, etc.
They couldn't pass even if they transferred their consciousness into a real male body.

Her mannerisms are 100% female.

 

[The Gunt Whisperer]

Why would a guy have midol? And more importantly, what adult asks a stranger for OTC medicine instead of just buying their own? I think she was asking for drug drugs. She sounds like a mess top to bottom.

Men who don’t take midol are missing out.

My ex popped a couple once when he was out of Tylenol. He couldn’t believe how much better and faster it worked for him.

Midol formulations vary - with Tylenol, Ibuprofen or Naproxen, and additional antihistamine and sedative ingredients. They are usually far more effective on headaches than the straight stuff.

Before being marketed to women, midol was actually a headache and toothache reliever, meant to combat the narcotic options (back when cocaine and morphine were readily available for such ailments.)

 

[Slideshow Bill]

For a lot of them that's literally all they can grow, and I've noticed that they tend to keep gross facial hair (particularly neckbeards) that more normal, self-aware males would shave off rather than be seen in public like that. They probably think it disguises their baby faces too, but it works about as well as a Groucho Marx-style fake glasses and mustache disguise.

Dood! Mexican dirt stache! Dood it's so affirming. Looking like a teen boy in your 20s is what every man wants, bro.

 

[Procrastinhater]

back when cocaine and morphine were readily available for such ailments.

Late 19th-Early 20th Century drug stores must have been nuts, there was no regulation, you could order anything you could think of from Heroin and Cocaine to fucking Arsenic and Cyanide, this is back when Adults were treated like adults and expected to be responsible or deal with the consequences, a huge part of the problems we have today is that we started to coddle people and as a result they grew up weak and permanently dependent.

Another Great Depression would cull 90% of the problem by simple attrition, the typical Discord/Reddit troon simply would not survive, or if they did the harsh lessons they would need to learn quickly would fix whatever the fuck it is than turned them into porn sick consoomer wastes of oxygen.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Lol this subreddit.

https://reddit.com/r/gaytransguys/s/MD9woA6Unq

Lil pooner learns fags don't like suppin puss (powers on regardless).





Then there's more gross cope just talking about how gay men don't like going down on them bla bla
bi men get a slightly better rap but also clearly just use them for sex.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Lol this subreddit.

https://reddit.com/r/gaytransguys/s/MD9woA6Unq

Lil pooner learns fags don't like suppin puss (powers on regardless).
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Then there's more gross cope just talking about how gay men don't like going down on them bla bla
bi men get a slightly better rap but also clearly just use them for sex.

Bleeergh the thought of one of those vile testosterone mutated hyena clit "t dicks" in your mouth

Like trying to lick a sea cucumber that smells of a combination of burned rubber and fermented herring.

 

[ConSluttant]

It's always been that way, to some extent.
In some cultures, they used to paint their teeth black because rotten teeth meant access to sugar, which meant wealth.
In China, they'd bind women's feet because smaller feet were considered more attractive (and also made it harder to run away), deforming them terribly.
You've seen the African people with neck-elongating ring things, scarification, nose plugs, earlobe distension, and plates embedded on their lips.
The same Victorian ladies you mention would deform their waists with these corsets.
Big fucking bolted-on silicone tits and inflated lips were all the rage in the 90's, now relegated to just the "bimbo" look.
The kikes somehow convinced a large part of the world that mutilating boys' dicks was better not just for hygiene but for aesthetics.

Trapooner shit is somehow even more extreme and invasive tho. Most of the above is largely external, these retards are destroying their whole ass organs to achieve what I can only describe as [??????]

Spoiler: Obligatory corset sperg

women were not "deforming" their bodies with corsets. They were using the corset to shape squishy women's bodies, place the breasts in the correct spot for that time's fashion standard and to provide a weight distribution scaffold to support the sometimes very heavy fashions being worn without damaging the body. Those Victorian/Edwardian pictures with the tiny wasp waists? Primitive photoshop, background magic and padding in appropriate places. 99 percent of the time they were NOT tightlacing. That practice, just like now, is a fetish done by the few.

 

[Punished Neco]

Nattie Forsyth, who IIRC is Jalyn's partner has deleted their Youtube channel.
Many Roblox users are now spared from his influence.

[A]

 

[JimiHendrix]

Male banter is ridiculously cruel too,

it's very rare for me to go a week without calling one of my male friends an idiot, a racist, or a child fucker.

imagine some ftm being in a male group and they get called a child fucker, I think they'd die on the spot.

 

[The Morning Visitor]

it's very rare for me to go a week without calling one of my male friends an idiot, a racist, or a child fucker.

imagine some ftm being in a male group and they get called a child fucker, I think they'd die on the spot.

I don't regularly heckle my friends with accusations of pederastry, but I will riddle them with misogynistic/homophopic insults ("cocksucker", "bitch", etc.). There's no way an Aiden can take being repeatedly called submissive without breaking it up with an hour long bathroom break to cry her estrogen-riddled eyes out at the cruelty of men.

We go hard on each other. Forcible assfuckery would probably still be commonplace among male friends if we were in Greece, be it today or 2 millennia ago. We don't give two shits. We regularly tell unfamiliar men that their whole family deserves to starve for circumstances that may-or-may-not-be within their control.

 

[JimiHendrix]

I don't regularly heckle my friends with accusations of pederastry

i tease people to get a reaction, you call someone a child fucker, you gonna get a reaction.

also I might just be a lil bit of a lunatic.

 

[FATTESTCUNT 2.0]

it's very rare for me to go a week without calling one of my male friends an idiot, a racist, or a child fucker.

imagine some ftm being in a male group and they get called a child fucker, I think they'd die on the spot.

Yep, I think it's one of the biggest differences between men and women, socially.

For men, taking the piss out of each other in awful ways is about having a laugh, bonding, and one-upmanship, plus the better your friendship, the harder you can go with the insults, cos nobody takes that shit seriously.

There was a pooner posted earlier in this thread who cried after hanging out in all-male groups, cos they insulted each other all the time, never hugged or cuddled, and never really talked about their feelings, and she came to the conclusion that life is really hard for men. I think life is just different for men, that's all.

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

If calling someone a faggot is "genocide" (troons overuse that word a lot), then I was multiply a perpetrator and victim of genocide before I really knew what a faggot is.

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[LimeRikki]

If calling someone a faggot is "genocide" (troons overuse that word a lot), then I was multiply a perpetrator and victim of genocide before I really knew what a faggot is.

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Sir, I promise you don't look confident when you sit. You don't look dominant, nobody's going near you because you're a fatty and you're taking up all the room.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

Sir, I promise you don't look confident when you sit. You don't look dominant, nobody's going near you because you're a fatty and you're taking up all the room.

I assumed by dominate he meant sitting on someone.

 

[XANA]

 

[Nick Obre]

For men, taking the piss out of each other in awful ways is about having a laugh, bonding, and one-upmanship, plus the better your friendship, the harder you can go with the insults, cos nobody takes that shit seriously.

There's also the Dragon Ball principle: defeat means friendship. Men sometimes make friends through competition.

Because of my schizo grandma making us move and therefore change schools yearly, in 7h grade, I ended up in an all-male school. First week in, a couple of kids decide to jump me, the new guy. One grabbed me from behind, like holding my arms, so the other could punch me. Before I could get punched, I reacted by headbutting the hold-kid backwards on the nose, making him bleed. The other kid ran away, and I led bleeding kid to the faucets he could wash off the blood.
We were inseparable best friends all year (until schizo grandma made us move again).

Then, as an adult, I was new at a job, hadn't made friends or acquaintances with anyone yet, and during break I was standing near these guys and I overheard one saying something like "when they say a box of milk, I think of, like, a solid square of milk which would be weird". I said "wouldn't that just be a block of cheese?"

"..."

"...Ok, you win, come with us"

And that's how I befriended the group.

Now, I know women can make friends with exchanges like that too, but I've also known women (such as the tinywoman I've mentioned I think in this thread) who would definitely take it like an insult that they were verbally outplayed by an outsider.
And a girl headbutting another girl who's holding her back would turn into an unending mean girls nightmare situation.

And most pooners will never get it.

 

[Mad_Dog]

There's also the Dragon Ball principle: defeat means friendship. Men sometimes make friends through competition.

Because of my schizo grandma making us move and therefore change schools yearly, in 7h grade, I ended up in an all-male school. First week in, a couple of kids decide to jump me, the new guy. One grabbed me from behind, like holding my arms, so the other could punch me. Before I could get punched, I reacted by headbutting the hold-kid backwards on the nose, making him bleed. The other kid ran away, and I led bleeding kid to the faucets he could wash off the blood.
We were inseparable best friends all year (until schizo grandma made us move again).

Then, as an adult, I was new at a job, hadn't made friends or acquaintances with anyone yet, and during break I was standing near these guys and I overheard one saying something like "when they say a box of milk, I think of, like, a solid square of milk which would be weird". I said "wouldn't that just be a block of cheese?"

"..."

"...Ok, you win, come with us"

And that's how I befriended the group.

Now, I know women can make friends with exchanges like that too, but I've also known women (such as the tinywoman I've mentioned I think in this thread) who would definitely take it like an insult that they were verbally outplayed by an outsider.
And a girl headbutting another girl who's holding her back would turn into an unending mean girls nightmare situation.

And most pooners will never get it.

Men build friendships over pretending to insult each other, women build friendships over pretending to compliment each other.

 

[The Morning Visitor]

I reacted by headbutting the hold-kid backwards on the nose, making him bleed. The other kid ran away, and I led bleeding kid to the faucets he could wash off the blood.
We were inseparable best friends all year (until schizo grandma made us move again).

My first best friend was by accidentally aiding a bully in grade school. The future friend fell and hurt himself, my parents made me go to his house to apologize, found out our older siblings were best friends. We became best friends afterwards. Pain and harm are how males bond.